PCW Extreme Election Night – Part 2
Outside PCW Owner Bubba Jackson’s OfficeTwo guards stand
Suave- Four years ago, Bubba Jackson announced to the
political wrestling world that Barack Obama would follow George W. Bush as the next PCW CEO. Tonight, will he keep
Obama on for another four years? Or will he choose Mitt Romney? Stay tuned.
Let’s go back to the ring.
Match #4 Linda McMahon
(R-CT) vs. Chris Murphy (D-CT)
Two years ago, Linda McMahon (R-CT), wife of WWE Chairman Vince McMahon took on Dick Blumenthal (D-CT) at PCW Extreme
Election Night 2010 for a spot on the PCW Executive Committee. Despite
McMahon’s wrestling pedigree, she would come up short in the political wrestling
arena when her son-in-law, world famous pro wrestler Paul Levesque(Triple H in WWE) accidently clocked her with a
Now, McMahon is back and this time Vince McMahon himself will be on hand
to finish the job his son-in-law couldn’t two years ago, get Linda McMahon on
the PCW Executive Committee.
In her way, Democrat Chris
Murphy. Can he overcome the forces of pro wrestling’s most dominant
personality- Vince McMahon? Or will the McMahon family roll past Murphy?
Vince McMahon, Paul Levesque, and Stephanie McMahon-Levesque join Linda
McMahon at ringside. Vince immediately starts talking to the referee as the
match begins. Linda tries to connect with a knee but Murphy moves back.
McMahon knifehand chops Murphy. Murphy throws McMahon off the ropes and hits a
diving shoulder block. Murphy goes to follow up but Vince McMahon trips him
Suave- Are here we go. I still can’t believe that the
chairman of the WWE, Vince McMahon, is here in PCW.
Murphy moves back to his feet and glares at McMahon. Murphy goes for a body
slam but McMahon slips out. Murphy puts McMahon in the hangman submission.
Vince in the ring and pulls Murphy off. Vince clocks Murphy with a closed fist
and the referee literally has to pull him off. Vince is sent out of the ring
but he stays on the apron and continues a running dialogue with the referee.
Suave- I think he’s saying that’s not how they do things in
McMahon hits Murphy with a elbow smash to the face. McMahon knees Murphy and
lifts him for a powerslam- but she’s not strong enough to lift Murphy. McMahon
goes for a hiptoss but is unable to lift Murphy. McMahon bites Murphy’s arm.
Vince throws a chair in the ring. McMahon opens up the chair…Murphy into the
Hold onto the open chair! McMahon stands up. McMahon with an armdrag.
Murphy powers up and then they lockup. Murphy whips McMahon to the corner of
the ring. Meanwhile, Vince McMahon continues a running commentary to the
referee who appears to be getting tired of it.
McMahon jabs Murphy. Murphy comes back with a swinging DDT and covers.
1…2…Vince in and makes the save. Vince with the chair. *WHAP* Murphy’s down.
Linda’s not in a position to make the cover. And the referee stops the
Suave- WHAT IS HE DOING? HE’S SENDING THE McMAHON FAMILY TO
The crowd roars and Vince is livid. Levesque in the ring and he lets the
referee have it. Finally, PCW security intervenes and escorts the
McMahons to the back.
Suave- Wow, I’ve never seen anything like that before.
Murphy clotheslines Linda McMahon. He then goes with a double underhook and
piledrives her right into the mat. Cover…1…2…3.
WINNER: Chris Murphy (D)
Suave- Chris Murphy with the win here and…WATCH OUT!
Vince McMahon is back and he decks the referee. PCW security again swarm to
the ring and McMahon is escorted out of the arena.
Suave-More Extreme Election Night after this.