PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein…
…interviews world famous swimsuit model Chrissy Teigen.
Teigen tells Bernstein that she’s glad to be at PCW Extreme Election Night to
lend her support to Barack Obama.
This causes some of the more rabid Republicans in the crowd to start booing. Teigen smiles
through it and continues the interview with Bernstein.
The nastiness continues and finally, Kathryn Randall Collins (D), Code Pink (D), and Emily S List (D) come out.
Code Pink- This is proof that the Republicans are waging a
war against women!
The Democrats cheer
while the Republicans boo.
Then actress Melissa Joan Hart walks out.
She tells the crowd that she supports Mitt Romney and that sometimes you have to agree to disagree.
Now it’s the Republicans who cheer while the Democrats are silent. Code Pink
and List look at each other. Then they attack Hart.
Suave- NOW, WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
PCW Champion Jill Berg (R) runs in and runs off both Code Pink and Emily S
Match #3 PCW Women’s Title Match:
Jill Berg (R) © vs. C.J. Lewis
The phenomenon known as Jill Berg comes into PCW Extreme Election Night
2012 as a successful businesswoman and one woman force of political
destruction. She faces young C.J. Lewis. Lewis, a former waitress at Hooters, charged up to the top of the Democratic ranks by
defeating long time standard bearer Kathryn Randall Collins to gain a shot at
the PCW Women’s title against Berg.
Democrats want this match badly to continue their ‘Republican‘s War Against Women’ mantra. Can Lewis overcome
her lack of experience and pull off an upset win over Berg?
C.J. Lewis (D)
Lewis in the ring, ready to go.
The crowd roars.
Suave: “THAT’ SOUND! IT COULD ONLY MEAN ONE PERSON!”
The video screen goes to just outside a dressing room in the back. A police
escort is waiting at the door. One of the policemen knocks on the door.
Policeman – Ms. Berg. It’s time.
The door opens and four large male bodybuilding types walk out of the
dressing room surrounding a petite woman, her male assistant, Jerry.
PCW Women’s Champion Jill
Suave: “IT’S PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION- JILL BERG!”
The crowd chants “JILL-BERG…JILL-BERG…”
The procession emerges from the back and starts their way down the ramp. The
male assistant has a microphone and a portable tape recorder. He flips it
The group then continues towards the ring leaving the police escort
Berg hits the ring, warmed up and ready to go after the earlier
The bell rings and Berg wastes no time going on the attack. Reverse
neckbreaker to Lewis followed by a rolling elbow smash. Lewis gets hit with a
diving elbow smash and the women’s champion is on fire. At ringside, Code Pink
and Emily S List watch as Berg spinkicks Lewis. C.J. pokes Berg in the eyes to
relieve the pressure. C.J. with a neck scissors but Berg mule kicks her and
sends her sprawling. Berg rolls onto Lewis connecting with a knee. Code Pink
and List interfere and hit a doubleteam gutbuster on the women’s champion. C.J.
Lewis gets back to her feet and stares down Code Pink and List. Berg pops back
up and throws her into the turnbuckle. Berg follows up and smashes Lewis’s head
into the corner turnbuckle.
Double axhandle chop from Berg. Running neckbreaker drop takes C.J. down
hard. Berg locks Lewis in the kneebar but she escapes. Berg then tosses Lewis
out of the ring. Berg rams Lewis into the corner turnbuckle and the challenger
gets a cut as a result. Berg goes for a belly-to-back superplex but Lewis
slips out. Berg instead hits the jumping sidekick on Lewis.
Suave- So far, Jill Berg’s experience is way too much for
the youngster C.J. Lewis.
Back in the ring, Lewis gets hit with a diving elbow smash. Berg moves in
for the kill but Lewis bites her arm out of desparation. C.J. whips Berg off
the ropes and hits a diving shoulder block. Lewis with a headbutt and then a
short lariat takes the women’s champion down.
Berg spins and hits Lewis with a back fist. C.J. whipped hard off the ropes
into a clothesline. Diving elbow smash follows. Berg grabs C.J.’s head and
slams her face into the turnbuckle. She goes to do it again but this time,
Lewis blocks and then drives Berg’s head into the turnbuckle. Belly-to-belly
superplex by Lewis.
Suave- Now the challenger coming back!
Bridging back suplex by Lewis. She covers…1…2…shoulder up. Lewis chants
start. Lewis with the body slam. Cover…1…2…shoulder up again. Berg rakes her
fingers across C.J.’s back. Code Pink and Emily S List again attack. Doubleteam
backbreak to the champion. Code Pink is going for the Glitter Bomb but
Melissa Joan Hart in the ring with a steel chair. *WHAP* Down goes Code
Pink. *WHAP* Down goes List. Lewis distracted. Berg back up and chops
Lewis. Berg takes a step back…SPEAR! She takes a step back…SPINNING HEEL
KICK! Berg lifts Lewis over her shoulder…JACKHAMMER SLAM! Cover. Referee
counts. …1 …2 …3!
WINNER AND STILL PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Jill Berg (R)
Suave- UNBELIEVABLE! CODE PINK AND EMILY S LIST ARE GOING
TO BE PISSED WHEN THEY FIND OUT THEY’VE COST C.J. LEWIS THE MATCH! HELL, LEWIS
IS GOING TO BE PISSED!
Lewis stands up and glares at both Code Pink and List after the match.
MATCH #4 Denny Rehberg (R-MT) vs. Jon Tester (D-MT)
Rehberg and Tester will meet in what has been a hotly
competitive run up to their Extreme Election Night match.
Tester is the incumbent member of the PCW Executive Committee while
Rehberg currently holds a spot on PCW’s Competition Committee. This is expected
to be a knock down, drag out affair with both men seemingly equally
The difference maker in the match could be a third man- Libertarian Dan
Cox. Will Cox be a spoiler and help Tester pull out the win?
Tester starts by bouncing Reiberg off the ropes and clotheslining him. Tester
puts Reiberg in an arm grapevine submission but Reiberg pokes Tester in the eyes
to escape. Reiberg gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Tester comes over and rams
Reiberg’s head into the corner turnbuckle. Tester goes for a DDT. But Reiberg
stands up and hits Tester with the belly-to-belly suplex. Reiberg measures
Tester up and drops a closed fist. Then Reiberg whips him out of the ring.
Tester climbs back up onto the ring apron, but Reiberg kicks him back down to
floor. Reiberg follows Tester to the outside. Tester whips Reiberg into the
ring steps. Reiberg gets back to his feet, but Tester attacks again and rolls
Reiberg back into the ring.
Dan Cox (L) now walking to the ring.
Tester locks in a rear chin lock in the middle of the ring. Boot the face
by Tester and a cover for a two count. Tester works over Reiberg. Cox comes
out and tries to stun gun Reiberg. Reiberg reverse and slings Cox out of the
ring. Tester bails out too and REIBERG DIVES OUT ON BOTH OF THEM!
Suave- HOLY CRAP!
Cox tries to run Reiberg into the post. Reiberg reverses. He whips Cox
into the ring post. Cox stops in his tracks but Reiberg dropkicks him from
behind, sending him hard into the steel!
Crowd- PCW! PCW! PCW!
Back in the ring, Tester hits a few suplexes. Reiberg spins out of a tilt a
whirl attempt by Tester and dropkicks him. Tester with a lariat and goes to
Irish whip him into the ropes but Reiberg headbutts him and gets free. He goes
for the splash off the top but Tester moves to safety. Reiberg surprises Tester
with a low blow and rolls-up Tester- he kicks out. Tester pops up ready to go
but Reiberg hits him with the DDT! TESTER KICKS OUT AGAIN! Cox comes in to go
after Reiberg but HITS TESTER BY ACCIDENT! REIBERG PINS BUT TESTER KICKS OUT
Reiberg brawls with Cox to the outside. By the time he returns to the ring,
Tester’s had way too much time to recover. Tester in control and throws Reiberg
into the railing. Tester suplexes the actual railing back onto Reiberg.
Crowd- HOLY ****! HOLY ****!
Tester drags Reiberg back to the ring. Cover…1…2…3.
WINNER: Jon Tester (D)