PCW Extreme Political TV
Rushmore Plaza Civic Center
Rapid City, SD
Monday April 16,
Host: Johnny Suave
Nancy Pelosi’s OfficePCW Women’s Champion Kathryn
Randall Collins barges into Pelosi’s office and demands that she get the PCW
Competition Committee overturn the stipulation from last week that gave Miss USA
a title chance.
Replay: The Mercenaries: Dawn McGill and Sventlana Kovalevski vs.
Code Pink and Emily S. List- if the Mercenaries win Miss USA gets a title shot
against KRC…KRC then interjects herself into the match by
dragging Kovalevski out of the ring and List locks McGill up in the Abdominal
Stretch. List, seeing McGill’s daughter ringside, starts taunting her. Then she
lifts McGill up to body slam her and feels a sharp pain in her derriere. She
drops McGill and turns around to see McGill’s 2 year old daughter smiling. List,
distracted, then gets walloped by a kendo stick shot by McGill and that’s
McGill gets the pin and Miss USA gets her title shot coming up Thursday
night on PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN.
Pelosi doesn’t make any promises but tells KRC she’ll see what she can
Suave starts the show in the ring with the PCW Champion The Sanderman (D).
Democrats Harry Reid (D-NV) and Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) accompany him ringside.
Replay: The Sanderman’s win over former PCW Champion Daniel-San at a
PCW House Show to win the title.
The PCW Champion says there is not one second that he ever thought he was
going to lose once he got in the ring with Daniel-San. The Sanderman says he
had the Democrats behind 100% his win proves that a true champ retains the will
to win even through their most disappointing setbacks. He says he hasn’t been
in PCW all that long but he wondered how everyone would react after he won the
belt. The crowd cheers.
The Sanderman blasted Daniel-San for lashing out and making excuses. The
crowd chants “What A Loser.” Suddenly, the crowd roars as Yamamoto Tanaka (R)
and Mitt Romney (R-MA) appear at the top of the
ramp. Tanaka strides down the ramp and climbs into the ring.
Suave announces that the main event for June’s PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed 8
PPV will be Tanaka vs. The Sanderman for the PCW title! The crowd roars
Tanaka nods and then offers The Sanderman a handshake. The Sanderman accepts
and then Tanaka boots him in the stomach. Powerbomb. Then he drags the
champion to the top turnbuckle…JAPANESE SUPERDESTROYER! Romney claps and then
gets on the microphone to tell PCW CEO Barack Obama
(D-IL) to ‘start packing.’
MATCHES SIGNED FOR JUNE’S PCW LOOSE CANNONS UNLEASHED 8
PPV:-PCW Television Title Match: ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’
Stone Chism (D) (c) vs. Valora Salinas
-PCW Title Match: The Sanderman (D)
vs. Yamamoto Tanaka (R)
MATCHES SIGNED ALREADY FOR NOVEMBER’S PCW EXTREME ELECTION NIGHT
2012:Ohio- Sherrod Brown
(D) vs. Josh Mandel (R)
Virginia- George Allen (R) vs. Tim Kaine (D)
Massachusetts- Scott Brown (R)
vs. Elizabeth Warren (D)
(1) Daniel-San defeats Brad Company
Company, still waiting for the PCW Super Court to render its decision
concerning health care, falls victim to the Labell Lock. Post match, John
Creese and the Cobra Conservatives attack Daniel-San again.
Mrs. Miyagi and Halitosis race down to make the save again. But then…
Tom Tebow- Tim Tebow’s long
lost, black sheep brother
Tebow and suspended St. Louis Rams Defensive Co-ordinator Gregg Williams hit the ring and attack Halitosis. Williams
throws Mrs. Miyagi from the ring and Tebow then uses a lead pipe on Halitosis’s
knee. Then he blasts him in the head with the lead pipe and then leaves with
Williams after collecting a bounty from Creese and the Cobra Conservatives.
PCW Competition Committee MeetingPelosi makes the case
that the stipulation giving Miss USA her title shot this Thursday night should
be vacated. Predictably, John Boehner
(R-OH) is against it. They vote and defeat Pelosi’s measure largely along party
Undaunted, KRC vows to take it to the PCW Executive Committee.
Suave talks about the recent controversy involving Pippa Middleton and the driver of a car she was
riding pointing a gun at paparazzi.
M de Soultrait: “Pippa is a very good friend of mine and
this gun affair is very silly. It was a children’s toy that the driver had in
his car. Pippa thought it was funny. It is fine in France to do that and the
police are not investigating,”
Suave: Ahhhh. That explains France’s performance against
the Germans in World War 2- toy guns.
Then famed rocker, ‘The Motor City Madman’ Ted Nugent strolled out with the other members of Politically
Politically Incorrect (from left): NRA, Andrea Doria (up), Al Cahall (down), and Nic
Nugent says the whole French thing is overblown and another reason that if
Barack Obama is still the PCW CEO after November, he will be dead or in
Suave: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Nugent: Our CEO, and legal counsel, our second in command,
Hillary Clinton — they’re all criminals. We’re Americans because we defied the
king. … We are patriots, we are bravehearts. We need to ride into that
battlefield and chop their heads off in November like those Frenchy types did
during the French Revolution.
Suave calls Nugent’s comments ‘strong’ (a vertiable understatement) and
wonders if that will get the attention of PCW Secret Security force.
Box Suite Above the ArenaPCW Secret Security parties
hard with members of the GSA. Even Hillary Clinton (D-NY) is there swigging
beers and dancing around.
Suave: Or maybe not…
(2) PCW Tag Team Non-Title Match: Scott Walker’s Rangers: The Walker
Brothers- Ronnie and John (R) def. Tag Team Champions Big Union: ‘The Self
Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker
Post match, both teams continue to brawl with Ronnie Walker and James the
Jeep Worker fighting into the crowd while John Walker and Big Labor fought in
PCW Executive Committee MeetingHarry Reid makes the case
to vacate the stipulation giving Miss USA her title shot Thursday night. But
the Republicans filibuster the measure and the Democrats can’t get the 60 votes
needed to stop it.
KRC angrily walks out of the room.
BackstagePCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein
talks with Miss USA about the upcoming match. Miss USA tells Bernstein that
she’s going to prove that a woman can be a mother and hold a career and the two
don’t have to be mutually exclusive.
Ann Romney walks out to join the conversation. Mrs. Romney offers to be in
Miss USA’s corner Thursday night. Bernstein notes that Hilary Rosen (D) is
going to be in KRC’s corner for the match.
Miss USA turns Ann Romney down and says she doesn’t want to make this a
political battle. Besides, she’s got all the back up she needs in…
The Mercenaries: Dawn McGill and Svetlana
The Three Stooges AppearLarry (Sean Hayes), Curly (Will
Sasso) and Moe (Chris Diamantopoulos) come out and entertain the crowd with
their eye gouges, the nyuk nyuks, the open handed slaps and the other forms of
physical comedy. Suave wonders if the Three Stooges movie can unseat ‘The
Hunger Games at the box office.
Jennifer Lawrence (Katniss in the movie ‘The Hunger Games’) walks out and
whips out her bow and shoots three arrows striking each Stooge. The trio fall
to the ground.
Suave: Guess that’s a no.
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Back in the ring, Suave talks with Mitt Romney and Yamamoto Tanaka. Romney
says he is going to introduce the new face of PCW—a man who will carry the PCW
banner for years to come. The crowd boos as Tanaka raises his hands.
Tanaka, through an interpretor, thanks Romney and gets more boos from the
audience. Romney says Tanaka brings legitimacy back to PCW and he’s immediately
interrupted by the PCW Champion The Sanderman (D).
The Sanderman doesn’t even bother with pleasantries as he charges Tanaka and
a brawl ensues. Romney bails as both men unload on each other. PCW Security
hits the ring to separate the two as the show ends.