Monday, April 02, 2012

PCW Health Care on the Hot Seat


PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN Report
Asheville Civic Center
Asheville, NC
Thursday March 29th, 2012
Host: Johnny Suave



‘The Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave and his life size cardboard cut-out of Shania Twain

BACKSTAGE
Milling around in the back is Paul Ryan (R-WI) and Mario Rubio (R-FL) with the ‘Massachusett’s Red Blood’ Mitt Romney (R-MA).

Suave says despite the set back in Louisiana, the Etch a Sketch controversy, and the bad joke on Monday night, the stars seem to be aligning for Romney.

PCW Champion Daniel-San (R) w/John Creese and the Cobra Cons
Daniel-San is in the ring and takes a much humbler tone than the one he had the last time he was on PCW television.  With Creese and the Cobra Conservatives cringing behind him, Daniel-San apologizes to Mrs. Miyagi for the way he dumped her and says that the recent set back in CWC opened his eyes to how he was conducting himself.

Daniel-San knows how important it is to do the right thing and tonight he’s putting politics aside and making it right with Mrs. Miyagi.    He leaves the ring as Creese and the Cobra Cons glare at him.

(1) PCW Women’s Title Match: Kathryn Randall Collins (D) (c) def. ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas (R)
KRC gets the win with help from Code Pink and Emily S. List.

Post match, KRC declares that the PCW Women’s title will always stay in the Democratic corner because that’s the way it’s supposed to be.  Women and Democrats walk hand in hand…then…


Miss USA

Miss USA, who recently returned to action after giving birth to her first child last year, tells KRC that Democrats like NOW, Code Pink, and Emily S. List don’t speak for all women.  She states that she got where she was in her career by working hard and not expecting other people to make it easier for her.

Miss USA adds that she didn’t need anyone else’s help to accomplish what’s she’s done in her wrestling career.

Martha Johnson-GSA
Suave notes that Martha Johnson of the General Services Administration is in the audience tonight with 300 guests and notes that they all seem to be…”spending a lot of money.”

Suave: Interesting.

BACKSTAGE
Brad Company opens up his locker and pulls out a piece of paper.  Next to Company sits Ken Worth- The American Trucker.

Company: What the hell is this?

Worth tells him that PCW has passed a rule that states they all have to buy health insurance.  Company looks at the note again.

Company: And if I don’t?

Worth explaines that he’ll be penalized.  Company stares at the note and then leaves the locker room.


(2) Politically Incorrect (from left): NRA, Andrea Doria (up), Al Cahall (down), and Nic Koteen def. Green World Order: Radishing Rick Rube- Agronomist and ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee w/GreenPete, PeaceNick, and Peta from PETA.
Again, Peta from PETA and Andrea Doria brawled in the ring causing Suave to screech…

Suave: CAT-FIIIIIIIGHT!   CAT-FIIIIIIIGHT!

Koteen blew smoke into Rube’s face and then hit his finisher ‘The Marlboro Light’ for the win.

PCW CEO Barack Obama’s Office
Brad Company barges in and demands to know why he’s being forced to buy health insurance from PCW.

Obama: People’s lives are affected by the lack of availability of health care, the inaffordability of health care, their inability to get health care because of pre-existing conditions.  PCW workers have greater rights and protections with respect to their insurance companies and are getting preventive care because of this law.
Company protests that he shouldn’t forced to purchase something he doesn’t want to buy.

Obama: Well?  What are you going to do?  Take it to the PCW Super Court?

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PCW Super Court
Brad Company takes his case against PCW’s health care initiative to the PCW Super Court.

Obama: Dammit.

Obama the said he was confident the PCW Super Court will not take what would be an unprecedented extraordinary step of overturning a law passed by both the PCW Executive and Competition Committee.
Suave: Um…without both parties support?

Obama: I just remind conservative commentators that for years, what we’ve heard is, the biggest problem on the bench was judicial activism or a lack of judicial restraint, that an unelected group of people would somehow overturn a duly constituted and passed law.


Orrin Hatch of the PCW Executive Committee (R-UT) then stood up.

Hatch: It must be nice living in a fantasy world where every law you like is constitutional and every Supreme Court decision you don’t is ‘activist.’  Judicial activism or restraint is not measured by which side wins but by whether the court correctly applied the law.

Obama: I just remind conservative commentators that for years, what we’ve heard is, the biggest problem on the bench was judicial activism or a lack of judicial restraint, that an unelected group of people would somehow overturn a duly constituted and passed law.

Harry Reid’s (D-NV) Office
PCW Television Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) demands that Reid and Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) make sure that he retains the TV belt when he meets Valora Salinas again.

Martha Johnson-GSA Party
One of the ushers hands Johnson a bill for their night- $822,000 for the 300 attendees, including $75,000 on team building exercises, $6,000 on commemorative coins and $6,000 on PCW souvenirs, keychains and T-shirts.


Johnson: Oops…

REPLAY: Scott Walker‘s Rangers: Ronnie and John Walker (R) w/Rebecca Kleefisch def. The Green World Order: GreenPete and ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee (D) from Monday March 26th show…
…the PCW Tag Team Champions Big Union: ‘The Self Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D) attack Walker and his Rangers.

Wisconsin radio host John “Sly” Sylvester runs out and gets in Kleefisch’s face.  He accuses Kleefisch of performing “fellatio on all the talk-show hosts in Milwaukee” and sneered that she had “pulled a train” (a crude phrase for gang sex).

Suave: Seriously?  This from the party who claims the Republicans have a war on women?

Suave: Scott Walker and his Rangers are on a collision course with the PCW Tag Team Champions Big Union: ‘The Self Described Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D) on June 5th as PCW presents:
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Martha Johnson-GSA
Johnson is in Obama’s office getting the riot act read to him by Joe Lieberman (I-CT).

Lieberman: This was a stupid and infuriating waste of PCW dollars.

(3) PCW Title Match: Daniel-San (R) (c) w/John Creese and his Cobra Cons def. RINO- The Wonk Machine (R)
Daniel-San struggles with the Wonk Machine and at one point looks over at  Creese for help.  Creese appears to take his time climbing into the ring before the Cobra Cons attack RINO.   Daniel-San then locks him up in the Cattle Mutilation for the submission victory.

Suave: Next Tuesday, we are in Wisconsin for PCW “Wild in Wisconsin!”   Can Mitt Romney put Rick Santorum away once and for all?  Tanaka vs. A-Bomb will meet in the Main Event once again for Republican supremacy.

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