Monday, March 12, 2012

Split Decision: Santorum Wins in Kansas, Romney in Wyoming

Wild in Wichita Results
Charles Koch Arena
Wichita, KS

Saturday March 10th, 2012
 
Radishing Rick Rube- Agronomist (D) w/the Green World Order vs. K-Roy (R) – Rube made his PCW debut with the GWO and won when he smashed a flower pot over K-Roy’s head.

Miss USA (R) def. Emily S. List (D) – The crowd was really hot for Miss USA.  List came out and cut a promo about Republicans being anti-women douchebags and called Miss USA a douchebag for siding with with them.  Miss USA won with the Patriot Missile after Code Pink came out and accidently Glitter Bombed List.

‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (I) def. Steve Torino- King of Old School Sales.   Torino did a power point presentation before the match started and insisting that Scott didn’t know how to use the software so he kept showing him.  Scott got annoyed and then took Torino’s laptop computer and broke it over his head.

PCW Women’s Champion Kathryn Randall Collins (D) def. Lani Harlot (R) in a title match.  KRC got help from Union Maid (D) early on when Harlot locked in the White Trash Compactor and nearly forced her to submit.

‘PCW’s Queen of Extreme’ Valora Salinas (I) def. Brad Company (I)
-Post match, Valora cut a scathing promo on PCW Television Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism following up on her beatdown on Chism Thursday night.

PCW Tag Team Champions Big Union: ‘The Self-Described Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor and James the Jeep Worker (D) def. Charlie Blackwell and Mike the Mechanic (AmHeart) -Post match, Big Union continued to attack Blackwell and Mike until Scott Walker (R-WI) came out with his Walker’s Rangers and made the save.

From Cheyenne, Wyoming: Yamamoto Tanaka (R) w/’The Massachusetts Redblood def. RINO-The Wonk Machine
-Tanaka made his stand in Wyoming and hit RINO with the Japanese SuperDestroyer for the win.  Romney was very pleased.

Wild in Wichita Match:
A. Tom Bomb (R) w/Rick Santorum (R-PA) and Daisy Cutter-Bomb def. Magnum PO’d (R) w/Newt Gingrich (R-GA) and Texas Jack (R) w/Ron Paul (R-TX)

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