Friday, January 06, 2012

Santorum: "Bring it On.": PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN



PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN Report
Allen County War Memorial Coliseum
Fort Wayne, IN
Thursday January 5th, 2012
Host: Johnny Suave


The first PCW Political War on P-SPAN show began with a video recap of 'American Citizen' Kevin Scott's, backed by Mitt Romney, hard fought, closer than expected victory in the Iowa Caucus Rumble match Tuesday night over The Right Reverend Randy Richardson, backed by Rick Santorum.

Rick Santorum (R-PA) opened the show in the ring crowing about his showing in Iowa on Tuesday night.  Santorum, joined in the ring by The Right Reverend Randy Richardson...

The Right Reverend Randy Richardson (R)
HT: 6′ 3″ WT: 235
HOME: Scarsdale, NY
FIN:  Chairshot or Caneshot

...and Richardson's God Squad:

Rev. Oral Hinnrich
HT: 6-0  WT: 190
HOME: Biloxi, Mississippi
FIN: P.O.C. (The Power of Christ)

Rev. Buddy Flambe
HT: 5-11 WT 189
HOME: Beaumont, Texas
FIN: P.O.C.

declared "GAME ON!" and vowed to take the fight to Mitt Romney (R-MA) and his wrestler 'American Citizen' Kevin Scott...

Former 2 Time PCW Champion
‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R)
HT: 6′ 3″  WT: 245
HOME: Ottumwa, IA
FIN: American Stars and Fuji Armbar

Santorum vowed to end PCW CEO Barack Obama's (D-IL) reign of terror but he was challenged by American Heartland Coalition member Charlie Blackwell.

Charlie Blackwell (American Heartland Coalition)
HT: 6′ 4″  WT: 215
HOME: New Braunfels, TX
FIN: Tazzmission (Katahajime)

Blackwell called Santorum is K-Street millionaire who made his money using his 'political insider'  status.  Blackwell was then interrupted by Washington Post columnist Charles Krauthammer.  Krauthammer called Santorum a 'worthy candidate' who's knowledgeable, article, of stable character, and 'authentic ideology.'
Washington Post: Charles Krauthammer article

MATCH #1
Goat (I) vs. Jon Huntsman (R)



Goat bites Huntsman.  Huntsman stays calm.  The match ended up a draw.

Backstage, a Republican Super-PAC visited former PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka...

Former Three Time PCW Champion
Yamamoto Tanaka (Free Agent)
HT: 6′ 9″ WT: 350
HOME: Nagano, Japan
FIN: Japanese Super Destroyer

The members of the Super-PAC walked into Tanaka's dressing room carrying briefcases overflowing in cash.
Next, a replay of PCW CEO Barack Obama's announcement concerning the PCW Women's Tag Team title and PCW Men's Title from Tuesday night.

...Obama announces that the PCW Women’s Tag Team division has been shelved.   ABC’s Jake Tapper asks if this has anything to do with the fact that two Republicans just won the title belts back (last month at PCW Jesusland vs. Progressiveville PPV).  Obama’s PR…er…Press Secretary Jay Carney vehemently denies any connection.  Carney says that Obama tried to work with the Republicans in the PCW Competition committee for a fair resolution to the issue.   Carney adds the Republicans refused to work with Obama so the PCW CEO took matters into his own hands.

Obama then announces the return of the PCW Television Title belt to replace the PCW Men’s Title- currently held by Democrat ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism.  Thursday night on PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN, there will be the start of a tournament to crown a new #1 contender for the TV belt who will face Chism next Monday on PCW Extreme Political TV.

The start of the tournament to determine the #1 contender for the newly reactivated PCW Television Title was next. 

MATCH #2- Semi-Final Match for the PCW Television Title #1 Contender
Magnum P.O.'d (R) w/Robyn Masters vs. O'Beck Bahama (D)


Magnum PO’d
HT: 6′ 3″ WT: 235
HOME: Honolulu, HI
FIN: Porsche Plunge
VALET: Robyn Masters

O’Beck Bahama
HT: 6’2” WT: 245
HOME: Fort Lauderdale, FL
FIN: Bahama Backbreaker

Bahama defeated Magnum P.O.'d with the Bahama Backbreaker after PCW Officials came to the ring and arbitrarily removed Robyn Masters from ringside.  The distraction allowed Bahama to hit Magnum low to set up the Bahama Backbreaker.

PCW Champion Daniel-San...

Current PCW Champion Daniel-San (I)
HT: 5’10″  WT: 180
HOME: Newark, New Jersey
FIN: Cattle Mutilation/Crane Kick

...walked out after the commercial break and accepted the Championship Wrestling Council's Superstar of the Year award.

CWC Rankings Superstar of the Year 2011 - Daniel-San (PCW)



Daniel-San finished the year in top spot after a strong finish and will look to maintain his position at the top of the PCW pile next year.

The crowd gave Daniel-San a standing ovation and he thanked everyone for their support.  Daniel-San stated that he loved the fans and was proud to stick up for the little guy- something that's lacking in the world of political wrestling. 

As Daniel-San thanked the PCW fans, lurking ominously in the back and watching: John Creese and his Cobra Conservative gang- Johnny, Dutch, Tommy, and Jimmy. 

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Next, a video replay of PCW Women's Champion Valora Salinas's...

PCW Women's Champion Valora Salinas
HT: 5-9 WT: 165
HOME:  South Central, California
FIN:  Aztec Moonsault/Tequila Sunrise

...rant from Tuesday night...

...Valora destroys KRC and Border Tosses her out of the ring.  She takes the microphone and says she’d challenge both women to a three way match with the title on the line, but Valora has biggest game in mind- a title shot for the PCW Title belt against Daniel-San (I).
Valora makes it clear that if anyone deserves first shot at the PCW title it’s her after she dispatched ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism last month at the Jesusland vs. Progressiveville PPV.

PCW CEO Barack Obama (D-IL) walked out and arbitrarily declared Kathryn Randall Collins (D) the winner of Iowa match and threatened to strip Valora of Women’s Title if she doesn’t accept a title match with KRC.   He sent PCW officials to the back to bring out Valora.  They broke into her dressing room- the PCW Women's Champion was nowhere to be found.

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MAIN EVENT: Semi-Final match #2- #1 Contender for the PCW Television Title
Charlie Blackwell (American Heartland) vs. ’New Age Sensitive Guy’ Blaine Thomas-Taylor (D)

Republican John Boehner (R-OH), leader of the PCW Competition Committee ran out and vehemently protested Obama's booking in giving another Democrat a slot for the title.    Obama's PR...er...press secretary Jay Carney dares Boehner to try and stop them.

Blackwell was attacked mid-match by Big Labor and his Big Union cronies...

’The Self Described Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor
HT: 5'10"  WT: 300
HOME: New York City, NY
FIN: Scabbuster
MGR: Union Maid

James the Jeep Worker
HT: 5’10″, WT: 221
HOME: Toledo, OH
FIN: The Assembly Line

The California Teacher's Union
’The Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta
HT: 6’5″  WT: 245
HOME: Warsaw, Poland
FIN: Foul Pole
MGR: Gov. Jerry Brown

Malibu Dusty
HT: 5’9, WT: 195
HOME: Bakersfield, CA
FIN: Picket Line
MGR: Gov. Jerry Brown

...allowing New Age Sensitive Guy to hit his finisher, soccer's bicycle kick, after first apologizing to Blackwell for what he was about to do. 

Post match, PCW Women's Champion Valora Salinas ran out and hit a sick missile dropkick to New Age Sensitive Guy.  The Big Union forces chased after her as the show ended.

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