The return of the PCW is Political War show and the women's division highlighted the week in Political Championship Wrestling.
As the strife continued between Republicans and Democrats over settling the debt issue and both sides vetoed the other's proposals to forge a compromise solution, PCW returned to the old ECW Arena in Philadelphia Monday night for PCW Extreme Political TV.
Johnny Suave announced the return of the PCW Women's division and that the Women's champion is Callie Urban.
Texas Jack (R) w/Rick Perry (R-TX) defeated 'Bureaucrat' Jordan Metzger (D). Post match, Perry was non-committal about jumping into the PCW CEO race.
Suave opines that it's going to take one hell of a prayer for the debt issue to get resolved.
Glenn Beck makes some stupid comment on the radio about the Norway shooting and gets choke-slammed by the Extreme Equalizer Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
Tim Pawlenty and Michele Bachmann continue their feud. The Tea Party's Average Joe defeats Pawlenty's wrestler Farmer John making him 0-2 against Bachmann.
Triple R (D) defeats Independent Charlie Blackwell in the main event.
Thursday night saw the return of PCW Politics is War...
Independent Charlie Blackwell, backed by his wife Kenzie and 'No Frills' Chris Escondido, lays into both Republicans and Democrats for 'not doing their jobs' in resolving the PCW debt crisis. Triple R (D) comes out and rips the Republicans and Independents. Suave announces that the main event will be a six man tag team match between: Triple R, Big Labor, and ‘the One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) vs. Charlie Blackwell, ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido, and PCW Television Champion Daniel-San (I)
Blue Dog D (D) w/Joe Manchin (D-WV) defeats Nick Ray (R) w/Paul Ryan (R-WI) and Kevin Collins (R) when Blue Dog D hits the Bi-Partisan Bomb on Ray.
Suave welcomes PCW Women’s Champion Callie Urban to PCW and asks a few questions about her. PCW King of Extreme Champion Keith Olbermann (D) interrupts and is offended that PCW is making such a big deal over the return of the PCW Women’s division. Olbermann wants to know where the love is for him. Olbermann's friends Shannyn Moore and Rachel Maddow both start chirping at the PCW Women’s champion and invite her to leave. Olbermann points to the back. Urban turns as if she’s going to just walk away. Then she whirls around and delivers a lethal spinning heel kick to Maddow that sends her careening to the floor.
Glenn Beck (R) runs in and decks Olbermann from behind. Glenn Beck (R) vs. PCW King of Extreme Champion Keith Olbermann (D) then takes place and goes to a no contest when everyone and their mother runs to the ring to interfere.
Sarah Palin (R) is talking to the freshman Republican members of the PCW Competition Committee...and she’s wearing her leather motorcycle jacket.
Corporate Might: Big Oil and “The Man with the Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit” Kirk Walstreit (R) w/Texas Tex defeated The Bureaucrats: Jordan Metzger and Andy Riley (D) when Big Oil hits the Oklahoma Driller on Metzger and gets the pinfall.
CWC Promo highlighting the PCW Television Title Match that will take place at CWC's Golden Dreams Show this weekend. It'll be: Independent Daniel-San(c) defending the title against “The One Man Hollywood A-List” Stone Chism (D)
Backstage, Casey Anthony demanding 1.5 million dollars to appear in PCW from Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner.
In the ring, Bill Maher (D) welcomes the women back to PCW…well, at least the women who are Democrats. Maher says Independents and Republicans can go back to the brothels where they came from. The Triple Threat: Katie Collins, ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas, and Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (R) walk out and Collins attacks. Dallas hits a lariat and then wraps a rope around Maher’s neck and starts choking him out. Code Pink (D) and Emily List (D) run down and Glitter Bombs Collins and Dallas in the eyes. The Eskimo Queen ducks the Glitter Bomb and Eskimo Piefaces Code Pink and Emily List.
Geithner pays the 1.5 million and Anthony is destroyed by the 'Queen of Extreme' Valora Salinas in less than a minute.
Triple R, ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism, and ‘The Self Described Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor (D) vs. Charlie Blackwell, ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido, and PCW Television Champion Daniel-San (I) go to a no contest due to interference.
Again, PCW Television Champion Daniel-San (I) meets former TV champion 'The One Man Hollywood A-List' Stone Chism tomorrow night at CWC's Golden Dream show.
Can the Republicans and Democrats come together to get a debt reduction plan passed? Check out PCW Extreme Political TV this Monday for more.
Finally, from last night's PCW House show...
...Fabio was indeed defeated by Old Spice Guy to remain the...Old Spice Guy.
PCW WORLD CHAMPION: ‘The Japanese SuperDestroyer’ Yamamoto Tanaka (D)
PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION: Daniel-San (I)
PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Jack and Joe Schmidt (R-Libertarian)
PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Callie Urban
#1- Charlie Blackwell (I)
#2- ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R)
#3- ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D)
TAG TEAM CONTENDERS:
#1- California Teachers Union: ‘The Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta/Malibu Dusty (D)
#2- Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R)
#3- Big Labor/Triple R (D)
#1- Katie Collins (R)
#2- Valora Salinas
#3- Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (R)
PCW KING OF EXTREME CHAMPION: Keith Olbermann (D)
#1- Glenn Beck (R)
#2- ‘The Queen of Political Extreme’ Ann Coulter (R)
#3- Ed Schultz (D)