Big Oil Praises $4 gas, McCain Rips Obama on Libya: PCW Extreme Political TV

PCW Extreme Political TV
Dunn Arena
Clarksville, TN
Monday April 18th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave
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Charlie Sheen
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Here’s Charlie Sheen out to no music and he says Clarksville, Tennessee…..SHUT UP! Tonight is all about me, meaning Charlie Sheen.  He blames the fans for his recent failures because they goaded him into joining up with the ‘One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism.
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Siding with Chism was a huge mistake.   Besides, “…some of the conservative polls…it had me beating our president…Isn’t that the craziest fucking idea ever? Is there anybody in here that would actually fucking vote for me?  For starters I was fucking born here.   And I got proof. I didn’t photoshop my birth certificate. I know, I know I promised this wouldn’t be political but look where we fucking are, man!  I don’t know how custody would work with half a first family.”
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Sheen leaves to a mostly positive reaction.
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Suave doesn’t know what to make of it.  He quickly welcomes everyone to PCW Extreme Political TV before…
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Utopian Nation’s Secretary-General Ban Ki-Moon…



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…and French President Nicolas Sarkosy…
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…and his wife…
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Carla Bruni
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Then Moon, France’s Nicolas Sarkosy, and his wife Carla Bruni are introduced.  Immediately, the crowd whips out their white flags and start waving it back and forth.   Moon, red-faced, motions to the crowd to ‘knock it off.’
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The crowd unloads on the first team who’s introduced as Libya’s Colonel Khadafy and his masked Minions #1 and #2 make their way to the ring.
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MATCH #1
Minions #1 and #2 w/Colonel Khadafy vs. Frenchy LaFrance and Major Colonel Mark Smyth backed by the Utopian Nations.
LaFrance hits a suicida early.  Minion #1 hits Spanish Fly, but Smyth tosses in a ladder. LaFrance sends Minion #1 through the ladder. They set the ladders up in the middle of the ring, and Smyth sunset bombs Minion #2 off them. Minion #1 stops Smyth from going up, and then Kid Tiger gets involved, dropkicking the ladder out from under Escoria. We come back from commercial to Smyth drop toeholding Minion #1 into the ladder. LaFrance catapults Minion #2 into the ladder, sandwiching Minion #1 again.
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Crowd (to Carla Bruni): “Take your top off! (clap, clap clap-clap-clap)  Take your top off! (clap, clap clap-clap-clap)”
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While Moon tries to get the crowd to stop, Bruni looks only mildly offended.
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LaFrance and Smyth go up, but the ladder buckles enough for the Mexipowers to recover and toss another ladder at them. The Mexipowers work in that see-saw Mercury-killer spot. Everyone goes up, and everyone gets sent flying, including Minion #1, who falls through a ladder in the corner. Minion #2 works in that Jeff Hardy vault-over-the-ladder-into-a-legdrop spot. Minion #2 puts LaFrance on a table and goes up, but LaFrance crotches him. Minion #2 goes facefirst into a ladder, and LaFrance adds a chairshot on the outside.
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Meanwhile, the crowd continues to have some fun by chanting: “We surrender” at the French couple.  Sarkosy finally has had enough and points his finger at several people in the crowd.
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LaFrance puts him on a table and goes up to the top of the ladder in the ring. He comes off with what looked like a splash at first but turns into a kneedrop to put Minion #2 through the table. OUCH! Kid Tiger hits the reverse rana on LaFrance, but Smyth runs in and hits him with La Darketa (the Canadian Destroyer). Minion #1 goes nuts on them with a chair. He puts a chair on top of Smyth and moonsaults on him with a chair.   Cover…1…2…3.
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WINNER: Minions 1 and 2 @ 6:45
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Sarkosy and Bruni leave in a huff after the crowd begins to serenade her with “Show us your ****!”
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John McCain (R-Ari.), Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.), and Joe Lieberman (I-Conn.) walk out and complain about the lack of support for the anti-Khadafy forces.  Graham states they need to cut the head off and that means taking out Khadafy.  McCain wants Obama to stop screwing around and doing this half-assed and take back control of the situation.
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MATCH #2
Big Oil (R) w/Texas Tex and Kirk Walstreit vs. Average Joe (American Heartland)
Average Joe mugs Big Oil with a series of knees and rips at the turnbuckle pad. Big Oil jumps him from behind. Average Joe backdrops him to the apron and hits him with a Roundhouse Kick. He follows Big Oil out with a suicida. Big Oil fights back and drops Average Joe’s ribs on the steps. Back in, Big Oil continues the rib-work by dropkicking Average Joe into the post. Average Joe powers out of an abdominal stretch, but Big Oil punches him in the gut. Average Joe comes back with a bulldog, but Big Oil dropkicks him in the ribs. Average Joe launches him into the exposed buckle.  Average Slam!  Kirk Walstreit sneaks in and spears Average Joe before he can cover, though. Big Oil rolls over and covers. ONE, TWO, THREE!
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WINNER: Big Oil @ 4:20
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Big Oil again gets on the mic and praises the recent reports of gas prices rising above $4 per gallon.  Texas Tex points to the wheelbarrow filled with cash.  Big Oil says it’s been a great year in the oil industry and he wouldn’t be surprised if there were record profits this year.
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The crowd boos.  Kirk Walstreit tells them they know nothing about how to speculate and the risks involved.  Walstreit says he’s glad that the speculators are making money and the people complaining about the high prices should just shut up.
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*Do You Hear the People Sing? from the musical Les Miserables begins to play*
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Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!
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Charlie Blackwell and  ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido walk out followed by fifty people.
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Charlie Blackwell and ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido w/Kenzie Blackwell (American Heartland)
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Will you join in our crusade?
Who will be strong and stand with me?
Beyond the barricade
Is there a world you long to see?
Then join in the fight
That will give you the right to be free!
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Blackwell motions to the group and they begin to march towards the ring.
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Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!
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Ken Worth- The American Trucker and Tequila Sheila (American Heartland)
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Worth and Sheila also join the procession.
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Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!
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Blackwell and Escondido pile into the ring.
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Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!
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Blackwell says enough is enough.  He doesn’t care who’s right or not but he believes someone has to step up and do something.  Whether it’s drill for more oil…look at the prices…Blackwell doesn’t care.
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Big Oil tells Blackwell it doesn’t matter what he thinks.  Blackwell says John Boehner is right to look at tax breaks the oil industry gets.  That gets Big Oil’s hackles up.  He tells Blackwell he doesn’t have any power and influence and Boehner in the end will do as he’s told.  He can’t make things happen like Big Oil can.  For example, Big Oil can have Donald Trump come out; Charlie Blackwell can’t.
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Donald Trump (R)
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On cue, Trump walks out.  Trump again calls on PCW CEO Barack Obama to prove that he was born in America and says no one else running for CEO has the cojones and the cash to back it up.  Trump then says that in November, 2012, he will have the pleasure of telling Obama ‘you’re fired.’
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Jan Brewer (R)
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Brewer comes out and tells Trump to knock it off with the whole ‘birtherism’ thing.  She doesn’t think it’s a winner come election time next year and Republicans need to keep their eye on the ball.
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Trump says Obama’s birth certificate is missing.  Brewer says it’s a distraction.  “It’s just something that I think is leading PCW down a path of destruction and it just is not serving any good purpose…”
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MATCH #3
Charlie Blackwell and ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (American Heartland) w/Tequila Sheila vs. The Schmidt Brothers: Jack and Joe (R) w/Jim Schmidt and Ron Paul
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*The opening to Aimee Allen’s Ron Paul Song begins*
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Wake up! Wake up!
Good morning America!
Rise and Shine.
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Ron Paul! Save our constitutional rights
Ron Paul! We’re not gonna give up the fight
Ron Paul! Start a revolution
and break down illegal institutions
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We don’t want no war no more
bring our boys home to our shores
We don’t want big government
Or the Bilderberg group that pays for it
The Federal ID means a police state
And Mr. Jefferson’s rolling in his grave
When our names turn to numbers like 666
According to the gospel on implantable chips 
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Ron Paul! Save our constitutional rights
Ron Paul! We’re not gonna give up the fight
Ron Paul! Start a revolution
and break down illegal institutions
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Two time PCW Tag Team Champions Republicans Jack and Joe Schmidt walk to the ring led by Ron Paul and Aimee Allen.  Jack holds up a brick and nods in confidence.
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Suave notes that it looks like Ron Paul will be running for PCW CEO again in 2012.
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The bell rings and Escondido starts with Jack, backing him into the corner. Jack fires away with right hands and gets a quick rollup for two, followed by a backside for another two count. Escondido takes control and stomps him in the corner before tagging in Blackwell. Blackwell punches away and backs him out of the corner. Neckbreaker by Blackwell connects for two. Charlie stomps away on Jack and locks in a headlock. Jack gets to his feet as we are two minutes in. Jack flips out of a suplex attempt and shoves Blackwell into Escondido. Tag made to Joe and he hits a leaping enziguri. Monkey Flip out of the corner takes Blackwell down for a two count. Escondido in now, but Jack catches him with a hurricarana. Jack breaks up a victory roll attempt as Blackwell grabs the ropes. Joe decks Blackwell, but Escondido distracts the ref and he never sees the pin attempt.
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Blackwell has Joe in a headlock. Joe reverses into a roll up for two, but Blackwell is up and kicks him in the head. Joe slips away from Blackwell and goes up top, but Blackwell crotches him. Joe in the Tree of Woe and Escondido chokes him. Joe back on the turnbuckle and he knocks Blackwell off from behind and Escondido. Joe gets the moonsault press. Escondido gets tagged in and he connects with a chop block. Escondido keeps working the leg and tags in Blackwell. Blackwell jumps off the bottom rope and onto the leg of Joe. Blackwell continues to legdrop the leg of Joe, but Joe counters out of one. Escondido gets tagged in and stops Joe from doing the same as we are down to four minutes. Escondido drags Joe to the post and crashes the knee into it. Tag to Blackwell and he leaps in with an elbow drop while Joe is on Escondido’s back. Blackwell gets a two count and locks in a leg grape vine. Joe is backed into the corner. Escondido tagged in and Blackwell gets chucked into the corner, but Joe avoids it. Joe kicks out of a rollup and tags in Jack. Jack hits a high heel kick on Escondido and dumps him to the outside. Jack launches himself over the top rope onto the tag champs as we hit two minutes left. Joe heads up top and hits a huge body press on Blackwell. Jack throws Escondido back in the ring and lines up Mix and hits a neckbreaker for a long two count. Jack with some forearms as we hit one minute left. Jack connects with corkscrew moonsault for a two count. Joe is now tagged in and they connect with a great double team move, but Blackwell put Escondido’s foot on the rope. Joe connects with a neckbreaker for another two count. Joe up top and puts a brick in the back of his trunks.  Schmidt- BRICK!  He goes for the pinfall. …1 …2…3!
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WINNER: Jack and Joe Schmidt @ 15:21
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Ron Paul in the ring to celebrate as Aimee Allen’s Ron Paul song plays again.  Suave sends it to the back real quick.
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Mitch Daniels (R)
Daniels is in the back with PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein.  Bernstein wants to know with the decision by Haley Barbour not to run for PCW CEO, does this open things up for Daniels?  Daniels responds by calling the current PCW debt situation the new ‘Red Menace.’  Like deciding to run for PCW CEO, there are no easy answers.  Daniels remained non-committal about joining the 2012 race as the show ends.

WTF: Wonkette Editor Addresses Story Mocking Handicapped Child at PCW House Show

And we’re off and running already…
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Earlier tonight at a PCW house show in Mason City, Iowa, this took place:
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Wonkette Editor Ken Layne is in the ring with writer Jack Steuf.
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Layne:
Okay, people.  I want to address the recent post in Wonkette about Sarah Palin’s retarded- er…I mean handicapped child.
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The fans boo Layne.
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Layne:
Look, I have four kids myself and I wouldn’t want them mocked on the Internet by a bunch of cretins on the Internet. And that’s just one reason why I wouldn’t parade my children around in the media. What kind of mother does that?
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In any case, Jack has been admonished and put on night probation until further notice. Anything involving Palin, I want to make it extra clear that *Palin* is the problem with America. Not her kids. Not her little kid, anyway. The older ones seem to be on their own path and you can’t really blame Sarah for it, although she certainly encourages the sleaziest possible behavior from her grown children, which is hardly a very “family values” thing to do. But as far as Jack’s future, a few months on the night shift  cleaning up the furious, ALLCAPS unmoderated Wonkette comments, without pay, should teach him a thing or two about writing stuff that confuses the target. Trig is cool with us. Sarah Palin, on the other hand, is a grave danger to America-
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*Def Leppard’s ‘Rock, Rock Til’ You Drop blares*
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‘The Extreme Equalizer’ Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
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You got the look of a howlin’ wolf
I like it
The kind of eyes that could start a fire
Yes, I like it
A streetwise dynamo
I switch you on and I watch you go
A thrill to touch, you’re so hot
I’m coming for you ready or not'
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The crowd cheers as the Extreme Equalizer, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, runs to the ring and corners Layne and Steuf.
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I’m gettin’ ready
Livin’ on the edge of a dream
Gettin’ ready, I’m gettin’ ready
Oh, switch on your lovin’ machine
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WTF grabs Layne by his neck and chokeslams him to the mat.
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Tear it down
There’s got to be a better way
Tear it down
I can’t wait another day
Tear it down
There’s got to be a better way
Tear it down
If only you could stay
All night long
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Crowd:
PCW!…PCW!…PCW!…
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Steuf attempts to beg off and backs into the corner.
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THUMP
THUMP
THUMP-THUMP-THUMP
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The crowd roared.
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THUMP
THUMP
THUMP-THUMP-THUMP
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The video screen goes to just outside a dressing room in the back. A police escort is waiting at the door. One of the policemen knocks on the door.
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Policeman – Ms. Berg.   It’s time.
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The door opens and four large male bodybuilding types walk out of the dressing room surrounding a petite woman, her male assistant, Jerry, and Daisy Cutter-Bomb.

Jill Berg (R) w/Daisy Cutter-Bomb
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The crowd chants “JILL-BERG…JILL-BERG…”
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THUMP
THUMP
THUMP-THUMP-THUMP
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“JILL-BERG…JILL-BERG…”
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The procession emerges from the back and starts their way down the ramp. The male assistant has a microphone and a portable tape recorder.  He flips it on.
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“JILL-BERG…JILL-BERG…”
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THUMP
THUMP
THUMP-THUMP-THUMP
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The group then continues towards the ring leaving the police escort behind.
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THUMP
THUMP
THUMP-THUMP-THUMP
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“JILL-BERG…JILL-BERG…”
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Jill Berg and Daisy Cutter-Bomb in the ring.
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Jill Berg:
What a shining example of just how low our alleged political discourse has sunk. Apparently, it’s now not enough to completely dehumanize someone like the left has done with Sarah Palin.  No, no, let’s mock her handicapped child, too.  Several jokes about the kid’s Downs Syndrome, huh?  Real nice.  People like Palin are the problem with America?  Bullshit!  People like you are the problem with America.  Sexist hypocrites who hide behind the Progressive label and claim to be better than the Sarah Palins of this world- you are the problem.
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Berg launches herself at Steuf and spears him.  Then she Jackhammer Slams Steuf to the mat.
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Jill Berg:
So, let’s see: Palin has a child who is serving honorably in the US military, she has 2 daughters that are underage- one who is working hard to raise her own daughter, and Trig.  And they are the ones who are supposedly “sleazy”?   So much for being better than conservatives- the so called liberal civility.
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Buzzsaw kick by Berg.
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Then Daisy gets her hands on Wonkette’s editor Ken Layne.  She lifts him up- Daisy Cutter PowerBomb!
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Crowd: “PCW!…PCW!…PCW!”

4/18 PCW Extreme Political TV

PCW Extreme Political TV Recap
Rockford Metro Centre
Rockford, IL
Monday April 18th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave

“The Voice of PCW” Johnny Suave and his lifesize cardboard cut-out of Shania Twain
Suave:
Last week saw a shocking title change take place at a PCW house show in Fort Smith, Arkanasas.  Let’s go back in time and see exactly what went down.
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Replay- PCW in Fort Smith, AR


The International Hit Squad: ‘Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta and Daniel-San (I) w/Mrs. Miyagi
vs.
The CTU- California Teacher’s Union (D)
The CTU showed up with only one wrestler- Malibu Dusty.   He pulled his manager on a leash, Jerry Brown (D-CA), with him. 
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The match began with Dusty and Daniel-San starting out.  They locked up in the middle of the ring.  Golatta climbed into the ring behind Daniel-San and gave him not one, not two, but THREE ‘Foul Poles’ that left him crumpled in a heap. 
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Mrs. Miyagi then came out and slapped Golatta.  Golatta than gave her a ‘Foul Pole’ as well.  Malibu Dusty made the cover on Daniel-San and that was it.
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The crowd boos as Andy Golatta and Malibu Dusty, pulling along Jerry Brown (D-CA) on a leash, walk out.  “WE’RE TAKING OVER!” shouts Malibu Dusty as he holds up the PCW Tag Team belts.  He says that step one is taking over PCW.  The next step is going back to California and taking over the state capitol.
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Suave: “Yeah, like that isn’t already the case.”
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Malibu Dusty calls on California to raise taxes.  “Right, Jerry?” Brown immediately nods his head in agreement.  David Sanchez, the leader of the CTU, indicated that the Wisconsin protests were the model for the Capitol protest part of the events scheduled in California. “Our teachers are absolutely fed up with what’s happening right now.” Sanchez says unless the GOP agrees to let California vote on retaining the taxes that helped reduced the state deficit the amount of cuts will be double-

Daniel-San (I)

Daniel-San charges out and heads for Golatta.  Sanchez herds out fifty kids and puts them in between Daniel-San and the new PCW Tag Team champions.  Then…


‘The Self Proclaimed Savior of the Middle Class’ Big Labor and Triple R (D)
…attack Daniel-San from behind.  Triple R hits the Triple Jump Moonsault on Daniel-San.  Then Big Labor puts him through a table with a Scab Buster.
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Big Labor gets on the mic and pledges solidarity with the CTU.  Big Labor then tees off on Sarah Palin and her run-in Saturday night in Brookfield, Wisconsin.  He says that the support for Big Labor dwarfed the ‘teabaggers’ and that Palin was booed off the stage.
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Then Triple R takes the mic and he rips into Palin…”I would submit that what we have seen and heard from Ms. Palin to date ought to be chilling enough. Her complete lack of logic, her deficient education, her greed and her prostitution for money long ago convinced me there was nothing there. What could be more chilling than Palin as a real representative of the Republican Party next year? The Taliban as an arbitor of cultural policy? The creatures from Westboro Baptists as the benchmark for Christians? The mind reels at how it might be-”
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*Do You Hear the People Sing? from the musical Les Miserables begins to play*
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Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!
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Charlie Blackwell and  ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido walk out followed by fifty people.
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Charlie Blackwell and ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido w/Kenzie Blackwell (American Heartland)

Will you join in our crusade?
Who will be strong and stand with me?
Beyond the barricade
Is there a world you long to see?
Then join in the fight
That will give you the right to be free!
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Blackwell motions to the group and they begin to march towards the ring.  The CTU, Big Labor, and Triple R make a quick exit behind the children.
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Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!
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Ken Worth- The American Trucker and Tequila Sheila (American Heartland)
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Worth and Sheila also join the procession.
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Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!
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Blackwell and Escondido pile into the ring.
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Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!
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Blackwell blasts the CTU for suggesting that taxes should go up at a time where average Americans are taxed out and using kids as ‘props.’  Sanchez tells Blackwell that’s not true.  Blackwell then tics off a list:  Student letter drives to representatives, including students telling their own personal experiences with teachers and their schools,  take 1/2 photo of Assembly members and have kids draw the other half with a message stating what they want for their teachers,  work with SCTA and other student organizations to set-up voter registration tables on campus,  hold “fax the legislator” events where college students, faculty and staff sign faxes to the targeted legislators and fax them hourly,  have students and parents do informational picketing for one hour outside their school site,  have parents and students camp in front of schools all night, faculty post an extra credit question on your final asking students to respond to a writing prompt such as: “What is the value of a higher education?,” “What would happen to this town/city if our college or university would close tomorrow?”
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Blackwell: “Sure sounds like you’re using them as props to me.”
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Blackwell says no wonder California is in the financial mess it is.  He then asks how Big Labor can call himself the ‘Savior of the Middle Class’ when unions only make up around 10% of the actual workforce; public unions- 3%.   Blackwell wants to know if that’s why middle America has drowned in a sea of rising cost versus stagnant wages?  He says no one represents middle America and that’s because they don’t contribute money to the big parties.
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Blackwell: “That’s why we’re here.  Someone needs to speak up for the ordinary guy and we’ll do it.”
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MATCH #1
Big Oil  (R) defeats Andy Riley (D) in 1:15
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Big Oil then cuts a promo on New Jersey Democrat Robert Menendez.  This past weekend, Menendez outlined an 11-point plan he said will control the “skyrocketing price of gas at the pump.”  Big Oil called it “political rhetoric that’s uninformed.”  He says high gas prices result from a sharp rise in the cost of crude oil, higher ethanol costs and higher credit-card fees, all items the oil industry does not control.  He also gave a thumbs-down to Menendez’s push to limit tax breaks for the oil industry.  “How does raising costs help consumers?” Big Oil asks.  “And besides, supply and demand.”  Big Oil mocks Menendez and says when gas hits $5 per gallon across the country the American people will still pay for it.
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Texas Tex then comes out with the wheelbarrow full of cash.
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Big Oil: “And that’s just fine with me.”
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MATCH #2
Minions #1 and #2 w/Moammar Khadafy def. Frenchy LaFrance and Major Colonel Mark Smyth w/Utopian Nation’s Secretary-General Ban Ki-Moon at 3:28
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Post match, Moon calls on PCW CEO Barack Obama to help with defeating Khadafy.
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Suave: “More house show highlights…this one from Rolla, Missouri.
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Former MSNBC Left Wing Commentator Keith Olbermann
Keith Olbermann is in the ring talking about some comments made by conservative S.E. Cupp on the Joy Behar show about Planned Parenthood.  Cupp tells Behar that she’s not a fan of supporting Planned Parenthood. 
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Olbermann responds that on many levels, she (Cupp) is a perfect demonstration of the of the necessity of the work Planned Parenthood does.  The crowd immediately starts to boo Olbermann and shout things at him.  Olbermann says he said nothing about abortion and that only 3% of what Planned Parenthood did involved abortions.  That didn’t satisfy the crowd who kept on booing.  Olbermann then says he did not insinuate anything about abortion but said her parents could have helped the earth had they consulted Planned Parenthood for birth control.
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Now people are throwing stuff into the ring.  That sets Olbermann off.  He tells the crowd they’re the ones who assumed abortion and that “they should go look in the mirror.”  Suddenly, the crowd roars and an older lady climbs into the ring.   She has a microphone.
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“In response to your comment that S.E.Cupp is “a perfect demonstration of the necessity of the work Planned Parenthood does,“ and that ”her parents would have helped the earth had they consulted PP for birth control”:  As S.E. Cupp’s mother, I have to ask: Have you no shame? No depth to which you will not stoop to insult an adversary?  My daughter was raised to express her opinion respectfully.  I am sure you were as well. What happened?”
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Again the crowd roars.  Olbermann covers his ears.
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“You should know that her father and I are endlessly proud of the young woman she has become.  Sincerely, Patricia Cupp.”
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Olbermann stares down Mrs. Cupp.  Then he rips the letter out of her hands and rips it up in front of her.
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*SLAP*
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A huge ovation erupts when Mrs. Cupp slaps Olbermann in the face and then kicks him in the balls.
The crowd chants: “PCW!…PCW!…PCW!”
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Then Mrs. Cupp takes her purse and swings it at Olbermann, connecting on his jaw and sending him sprawling to the mat.
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Suave: And Saturday night in Brookfield, Wisconsin…
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Andrew Breitbart (R)
Breitbart tells Big Labor, Triple R, and their supporters to “Go to hell!” for having the audacity to lecture the tea party about civility after the death threats and thuggery displayed in Wisconsin last month.
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‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin (R)
Then Palin got on the microphone and called out Republicans: “Maybe I should ask the Badger women’s hockey team if they should teach GOP leaders to fight like a girl,” she said, referencing the national champions to cheers from the crowd.  Then she turned her guns on the PCW CEO.  “Barack Obama you ignored us in 2010, but we will not be ignored in 2012.  The 2012 campaign begins here,” she said. “What better place than the home of the Super Bowl champs to tell the president, game on!”
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Jamie Chung comes out to do the special announcing.

Jamie Chung
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Main Event:

Road Rage Randy (Triple R) (D) w/Chuck Schumer (D-NY)
vs.

‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) w/Paul Ryan (R-WI)

The bell rings and they lockup.  Scott backs Triple R into the corner and we get a clean break.  They lockup again and now Triple R backs up Scott, but Scott reverses and backs Triple R to the ropes for a clean break.  Triple R put in a headlock, but he reverses into a hammerlock.  Scott gets the ground and kicks the leg out to gets the headlock back on. Scott whipped off the ropes and hits a shoulder block.  Back up now and Triple R gets the arm wrench into a headlock.  Triple R takes down Scott with the headlock, but Scott to his feet.  Triple R backed into the ropes and another clean break.  Scott gets behind Triple R and drops an elbow to the face.  European uppercut by Scott gets a one count.  Scott hits an inverted atomic drop and whips Triple R, but it is reversed and Triple R throws Scott over the top rope.
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Chuck Schumer stomps on Scott on the floor a few times before Paul Ryan runs over wielding his ‘stick of financial responsiblity.’  He whacks Schumer a couple times with it before the veteran runs to the other side of the ring.  Scott back in.  Triple R hits the bulldog out of the corner for a two count.  Triple R gets thrown shoulder first into the ring post and it causes Schumer to fly off the apron to the floor.  Scott then beats on Triple R.  Triple R crawls back in and Scott kicks him right back out.  Scott with a hard clothesline on the floor and he tosses Triple R back in.  Scott with a chin lock.  Triple R to his feet and he is stopped with a hard forearm.  Triple R again to the outside.  Scott drags Triple R up the steel steps, but Triple R shoves him off rib first into the barricade.  Scott catches Triple R with a right hand.
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Scott drops the leg on Triple R on the rope.  Scott gets a two count.  Scott with Triple R in the corner, but Triple R catches Scott with a Side Effect for a two count.  Triple R hits a second Side Effect for another two count.  Scott blocks the third and gets a roll up for two.  Triple R tries the Twist of Fate, but Scott gets a backslide for a two count.  Scott trips Triple R and hits the sitting splash for a two count.  Triple R slips out of the Rolling Hills, but Scott gets him back up and connects for a two count.  Scott goes up top, Triple R catches him and drops him, bridges, and gets another two count.  Triple Rs goes up top and hits a moonsault, sort of, for a two count. Scott thrown into the corner and both men hit heads.  Scott lands on top, but Triple R gets his foot on the rope.  Both men up and Triple R hits the Triple Jump Moonsault out of nowhere for the three count at 14:45.

Keith Olbermann Gets Bitch-Slapped By Irate Mother

Well, it’s been quite the week here in PCW.  Last night’s house show in Fort Smith, Arkansas produced new PCW Tag Team Champions in the California Teachers Union.   Tonight’s show in Rolla, Missouri also gave PCW fans some major league fireworks.
Let’s go to the replay…

Former MSNBC Left Wing Commentator Keith Olbermann
Olbermann is in the ring talking about some comments made by conservative S.E. Cupp on the Joy Behar show about Planned Parenthood.  Cupp tells Behar that she’s not a fan of supporting Planned Parenthood. 
Olbermann responds that on many levels, she (Cupp) is a perfect demonstration of the of the necessity of the work Planned Parenthood does.  The crowd immediately starts to boo Olbermann and shout things at him.  Olbermann says he said nothing about abortion and that only 3% of what Planned Parenthood did involved abortions.  That didn’t satisfy the crowd who kept on booing.  Olbermann then says he did not insinuate anything about abortion but said her parents could have helped the earth had they consulted Planned Parenthood for birth control.
Now people are throwing stuff into the ring.  That sets Olbermann off.  He tells the crowd they’re the ones who assumed abortion and that “they should go look in the mirror.”  Suddenly, the crowd roars and an older lady climbs into the ring.   She has a microphone.
“In response to your comment that S.E.Cupp is “a perfect demonstration of the necessity of the work Planned Parenthood does,“ and that ”her parents would have helped the earth had they consulted PP for birth control”:  As S.E. Cupp’s mother, I have to ask: Have you no shame? No depth to which you will not stoop to insult an adversary?  My daughter was raised to express her opinion respectfully.  I am sure you were as well. What happened?”
Again the crowd roars.  Olbermann covers his ears.
“You should know that her father and I are endlessly proud of the young woman she has become.  Sincerely, Patricia Cupp.”
Olbermann stares down Mrs. Cupp.  Then he rips the letter out of her hands and rips it up in front of her.
*SLAP*
A huge ovation erupts when Mrs. Cupp slaps Olbermann in the face and then kicks him in the balls.
The crowd chants: “PCW!…PCW!…PCW!”
Then Mrs. Cupp takes her purse and swings it at Olbermann, connecting on his jaw and sending him sprawling to the mat.
As ‘The Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave would say: “HOLY CRAP!”

California Teachers Union Wins PCW Tag Team Title at House Show

Last night at a PCW house show in Fort Smith, Arkansas, PCW Tag Team Champions

The International Hit Squad: ‘Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta and Daniel-San (I) w/Mrs. Miyagi
…were to face off against a tag team called the CTU- California Teacher’s Union.  But when the CTU showed up, there was only one wrestler- Malibu Dusty pulling his manager on a leash, Jerry Brown (D-CA), with him.  The match began and Golatta immediately turned on Daniel-San, giving not one, not two, but THREE ‘Foul Poles’ that left him crumpled in a heap.
Mrs. Miyagi then came out and Golatta gave her a ‘Foul Pole’ as well.  Malibu Dusty made the cover on Daniel-San and that was it.
After the match, Aide de camp to the PCW CEO Barack Obama, Joe Biden, was asked about what took place.  Unfortunately, Mr. Biden snoozed off during the match and missed the whole thing.
Your new PCW Tag Team Champions are Malibu Dusty and ‘Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta (D) aka…The California Teacher’s Union.

Romney Announces, Prosser v. Kloppenberg Rematch: PCW Extreme Political TV

PCW Extreme Political TV Recap
Rose Center
Mount Pleasant, MI
Monday April 11th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave
REPLAY: PRESS CONFERENCE- Wisconsin: Kathy Nickolaus (R) and Ramona Kitzinger (D)

Reporter
You mean to tell us Ms. Nickolaus that the reason you didn’t come forward with the tape showing that David Prosser’s (R) shoulders weren’t down was because it got lost inside your purse?
Kathy Nickolaus (R)- clerk
Yes.  It was an honest mistake.  This is my fault.
Kathy Nickolaus produces her purse for everyone to see. She turns it upside down and empties it out.  Two minutes later, a huge pile of stuff is stacked up on the table.
Woodward Bernstein- PCW Investigative Reporter
Ms. Kitzinger.  What is your take on this?
Ramona Kitzinger (D)- Vice Chair of the Waukesha (WI) Democratic Party
We went over everything and made sure it all the  jibed up and they did.  You couldn’t find Tolstoy’s ‘War and Peace’ in that purse unless you knew exactly where to look.
Woodward Bernstein- PCW Investigative Reporter
I see.
Ramona Kitzinger (D) – Vice Chair of the Waukesha (WI) Democratic Party
As a Democrat, I’m not going to stand here and tell you something that’s not true.
Kathy Nickolaus (R) – clerk
This is just human error which I apologize for.

“The Voice of PCW” Johnny Suave and his lifesize cardboard cut-out of Shania Twain
Johnny Suave
So there you have it.  In a match that has garnered so much attention and so much controversy this week, the late admission by Kathy Nickolaus that she had video proof that David Prosser was NOT pinned by JoAnne Kloppenberg only adds fuel to the fire.  With me is David Brock of Media Matters for America and Noel Sheppard from NewsBusters.  Gentlemen.
David Brock (Media Matters)
It’s pretty clear here that the clerk is lying.
Johnny Suave
How so?
David Brock (Media Matters)
Because she’s a conservative Republican.  Everyone knows that conservative Republicans twist and warp everything to fit their extreme ideological agenda.
Johnny Suave
But the Democratic vice chair concurred that no hanky panky was involved.
David Brock (Media Matters)
That’s conservative misinformation.  And we at Media Matters aim to hold conservative politicians and advocacy groups accountable for conservative misinformation.
Johnny Suave
Never mind.  Noel, what’s your thoughts on this?
Noel Sheppard (NewsBusters)
As usual, David’s reading from the latest Democratic talking points does nothing more than advance his hysterical nonsense.  Let’s be clear here. It’s left-leaning elected officials who have been regularly using “violent rhetoric” and imagery to characterize the Wisconsin battle.
David Brock (Media Matters)
No they haven’t.
Noel Sheppard (NewsBusters)
Yes they have.
David Brock (Media Matters)
No they haven’t.
Noel Sheppard (NewsBusters)
Yes they have.
Johnny Suave
All right, enough!
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Mitt Romney (R) announces his going to seek the PCW CEO job again.  Romney, wearing a casual jacket and open-collared shirt, says that his central focus will be on the economy and fiscal issues facing PCW.
Suave says clearly Romney is trying to project a less staid image than the one he presented in 2008.
Then Romney brings out…

Magnum P.O’d (R) w/Robyn Masters
MATCH #1
Magnum P.O’d (R)  pinned Rip Rider (I) in :56
Romney is pleased with the results.
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*Do You Hear the People Sing? from the musical Les Miserables begins to play*
Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!
Charlie Blackwell and  ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido walk out followed by fifty people.

Charlie Blackwell and ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido w/Kenzie Blackwell (American Heartland)

Will you join in our crusade?
Who will be strong and stand with me?
Beyond the barricade
Is there a world you long to see?
Then join in the fight
That will give you the right to be free!
Blackwell motions to the group and they begin to march towards the ring.
Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!

Ken Worth- The American Trucker and Tequila Sheila (American Heartland)
Worth and Sheila also join the procession.
Will you give all you can give
So that our banner may advance
Some will fall and some will live
Will you stand up and take your chance?
The blood of the martyrs
Will water the meadows of France!
Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!
Blackwell and Escondido pile into the ring.

Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!
Blackwell blasts the fact that no one seems to be paying attention to the rising gasoline prices.  Retail gasoline prices rose 3.4¢/gallon to $3.80/gallon compared with the national average that has increased 7.7¢/gallon in the last week to $3.74/gallon.  Prices Sunday were 97.7¢/gallon higher than a year ago and 23.0¢/gallon higher than a month ago. When will rising prices stop?

Big Oil (R)

The crowd boos as Big Oil walks out with Texas Tex.  Texas Tex pushes out a wheelbarrow filled up with cash.  Big Oil laughs at Blackwell and predicts that gas prices will go up to $5 per gallon and make him even richer.  He says Americans can’t stay out of their cars and they’ll pay any price for gasoline.  Big Oil then points to the cash in the wheelbarrow and says the idiots will continue to make him rich beyond belief. 

Rush Limbaugh
More boos as Rush Limbaugh walks out. Limbaugh says if the lesson learned from the budget fight is that the way to go is compromise with the left, that’s a disaster.  The left is not going to compromise on their core beliefs.  Limbaugh says Republicans can only reverse it with defeat — and by defeat a more massive shellacking victories like in November.
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MATCH #2
Charlie Blackwell and ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (American Heartland) and Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (R) end up brawling all the way out of the building.  The match goes to a no contest at 5:34
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Donald Trump comes out and gets on the horn.
Donald Trump
Why doesn’t he (PCW CEO Barack Obama) show his birth certificate?  I’ve sent investigators to Hawaii to search for Obama’s birth certificate, and they’re coming up empty handed.  Also, unless we get the oil, I have no interest in Moammar Khadafy and Libya.  I, as a candidate who is willing to say – of COURSE it’s about the oil! You don’t get involved in a place like Libya to help a bunch of rebels you don’t really know.  In the old days when you had a war, when you won the war, you won. If they had oil, if they had diamonds, if they had gold – What’s going to happen in Iraq is absolutely amazing, two minutes after we leave, Iran is going to take over the great oil fields of Iraq. If I’m president at the time, Iran is not taking over the Iraqi oil fields, we will.
Johnny Suave
Strong words by potential Republican candidate to become the next PCW CEO, Donald Trump.
David Brock (Media Matters)
I have to object to that.  You’re once again allowing the right wing echo chamber to go unchallenged.  Donald Trump has been a Fox News regular for a while, offering his consistently uninformed opinions on climate change, tax policy, and terrorism. But lately, Trump has been pushing the repeatedly debunked ”birther” conspiracy theory that PCW CEO Obama is not a natural-born American citizen.
Johnny Suave
Well, I don’t necessarily agree with the who ‘birther’ issue but-
Noel Sheppard (NewsBusters)
Now wait a second.  You should have objected to Brock’s obvious fake-outrage over Trump’s concerns about Obama’s birth certificate.  You’re showing your left-wing media bias.
Johnny Suave
Moving on, PCW was also in Virginia this past week and this little incident took place.

Jim Moran (D-Va)
Replay- PCW show in Virginia
27-year disabled military veteran asks Jim Moran (D-VA) “On behalf of all the active duty and deployed troops…I want to ask why are you here tonight and not in Congress trying to figure out how to stop this [government shutdown] from happening because I don’t understand…the only thing you’ve talked about is the eventuality of it happening and yet, here we are in the eleventh hour…and the troops are not going to get paid…There are troops that are barely making enough money…[with] their spouses deployed and that’s going to cause an extreme hardship.  So, I don’t understand why every person in Congress is not in Congress tonight.”
Moran responded: “I will respond.  And, if you served your country in the military for 27 years, I thank you for that service, sir.”  Moran then veered off and accused the veteran of making “caustic” comments and when the vet objected by saying he took exception to having his comments called caustic, Moran told him he had his chance to talk so now he could “sit down” or “leave.”
*Def Leppard’s ‘Tear It Down’ blares*

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
Johnny Suave
IT’S THE EXTREME EQUALIZER- WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT!

Moran looks around.  Then he sees WTF running towards him down the aisle.
WTF grabs Moran by his neck and powerbombs him through a table to the floor.
Crowd: “PCW!…PCW!…PCW!”
MATCH #3
PCW Television Champion ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) w/The Skanky Rich Bimbos (Kim, Courtney, and Chloe Cardis-Sheehan) and Charlie Sheen
defeat Average Joe (Tea Party) when the Skanky Rich Bimbos give Average Joe the ‘Wardrobe Malfunction’ and Chism hits the Hollywood Blockbuster at 4:15
Post match, New York Democrat Charles Schumer and Leader of the PCW Executive Committee Harry Reid attack the Tea Party member.  Fellow Tea Party member ‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay ran in to assist his friend but is also taken out by Sheen, Schumer and Reid.
Chism and the SRB make their escape when the The God Squad: Rev. Oral Hinnrich and Rev. Buddy Flambe, run in.  They chase off Reid and Schumer.  With The Bible in hand, Rev. Hinnrich comes in and cracks Sheen across the head with the Book and sends him to the mat.  Rev. Hinnrich takes the microphone.
Rev. Oral Hinnrich
I guess the ‘Violent Torpedo of Truth’ is really nothing more than a ‘Passive Projectile of Delusion.’
Rev. Hinnrich then gives Sheen the Holy Roller while Rev. Flambe delivers a backbreaker across a chair.
The God Squad stands over Sheen.
Big Labor (D) Promo
*Inside a packed union hall.*
Wisconsin is not *broke,” there have been no *riots,* and union busting isn’t a budget *tool.*  We Democrats need to take charge of this script.  We can’t be 100% certain NO fraud occurred in the Prosser/Kloppenberg race.   But we can be certain that Republicans/Tea Party want to take labor back to the industrial revolution.  Scott Walker’s union attack amounts to dictatorship.  The only thugs I see in this debate are Republican governors making workers pay for the mistakes of Wall Street.  Republicans, you think because your stooge miraculously found a tape at the last moment that allegedly shows that no pin took place, we know better.  We are not going to stand by and watch the union-busting going on from Wisconsin, Ohio, Indiana, and elsewhere go without a fight.  You picked this fight.  And now, we’re going to finish it.
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Utopian Nation’s Secretary-General Ban Ki-Moon…

…and French President Nicolas Sarkosy…

…and his wife…

Carla Bruni
Suave announces they’re ready for the next match.  And that, of course, brings out PCW’s guest ring announcer, Jamie Chung.

Jamie Chung

The crowd unloads on the first team who’s introduced as Libya’s Colonel Khadafy and his masked Minions #1 and #2 make their way to the ring.
Then Moon, France’s Nicolas Sarkosy, and his wife Carla Bruni are introduced.  The PCW crowd whips out their white flags and start waving it back and forth.   Biden, red-faced, motions to the crowd to ‘knock it off.’
Chung next introduces the Minion’s opponents- from the Utopian Nations:  Frenchy LaFrance and Colonel LaFitte.
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MATCH #4
Minions #1 and #2 w/Colonel Khadafy defeat Frenchy LaFrance and Colonel LaFitte @ 1:54 via surrender.
During the match, the crowd chanted at Carla Bruni: “Take your top off! (clap, clap clap-clap-clap)  Take your top off! (clap, clap clap-clap-clap)”  Sarkosy tried to get the crowd to stop and Bruni was only mildly offended.
Then, a “We surrender” chant was directed at the French couple.  Sarkosy finally had enough and pointed his finger at several people in the crowd.
Post match, Sarkosy and Bruni leave in a huff after the crowd begins to serenade her with “Show us your ****!”
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Kevin Scott (R)
*In front of the Statue of Liberty w/fireworks going off in the background*
God Bless John Boehner.  Boehner looked PCW CEO Barack Obama (D) and the Leader of the PCW Executive Committee Harry Reid (D) in the eyes and in the end of the budget debate- they blinked. If there was any doubts from conservatives whether Boehner was a true believer, he proved them wrong. Kudos to Speaker Boehner, it is only one small step though as there is so much more on the plate he will have to deal with.  The fact of the matter is that there is more work to be done. PCW CEO Obama has proven that he has no interest in showing leadership on the biggest issues facing our company.  And too many Republicans still don’t understand that if we can’t stand on principle to make the small cuts, we’ll never build the credibility needed to convince everyone of the real spending cuts that are desperately needed.
Big Labor.  Democrats.  You got what you wanted.  The PCW title.  But mark my words.  I’m not going away anytime soon.  Like John Boehner, I will keep plowing forward until I reach my objective- three time PCW Champion.’
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MATCH #5
David Prosser (R) vs. Joanne Koppenberg (D) goes to a no contest when once again:
Big Oil (R) and Kirk Walstreit (R), Keith Olbermann (D) and his FOK News Channel co-horts David Shuster (D) and Shannyn Moore (D),  ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) and Brad Company (R) , ‘One Man Hollywood A-Lost’ Stone Chism (D) and the Angry Left Wing Bloggers: Markos Moutilsas, Jane Hamsher, Katrina Vanden Huevel of the Nation and David Brock of Media Matters, and Right Wing Patriots Andrew Breitbart, Glenn Beck, Laura Ingraham, Sean Hannity, and ‘The Queen of Political Extreme’ Ann Coulter hit the ring and all hell broke loose again.
The referee through up his hands and gave up.
End of show.