Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Democrats Boycott Madison/Jill Berg Retires: 2/21-PCW Extreme Political TV

PCW Extreme Political TV
Kohl Center
Madison, Wisconsin
Monday February 21st, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave

Short results due to technical issues last night thanks to the ice storm.

Scott Walker (R- Wisconsin)
…comes out to a mix of boos and cheers from the crowd.  Walker announces that the Democrats have chosen not to show up to work tonight for the show.  “Their actions by leaving the state and boycotting tonight’s show are disrespectful to the hundreds of thousands of public employees who showed up to work today and the millions of taxpayers they represent.”
Suave remembers the last time the Democrats did something like this…
May 21st, 2010- Kingman, AZ House Show
Average Joe (I) won the PCW Title tonight at PCW’s house show in Kingman, Arizona when the PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D) failed to show up for his scheduled match.
The Democrats boycotted the show in protest of Arizona’s new immigration law but may have inadvertently cost Tanaka the PCW title.  A title cannot be lost through disqualification or count-out; but it can be lost through a no-show.  PCW referees at Kingman confirmed that Tanaka was not in the building and therefore ruled that Average Joe was the new PCW Champion.
Suave: Could it happen again?
Match #1

Ken Worth- The American Trucker (I)
def.
‘Tin Cup’ Ray McAvay (I)
Time: 12:10

McAvay’s second PCW match went better than the first.  He was more than competitive with the former PCW Television Champion but in the end, Worth hit the Jake Brake and got the win.
Last week, former PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka’s (D) valet Reika had some harsh words for the current PCW Champion Jill Berg (R)
Pissed off, Triple R attacks Chism from behind and gets a scoop slam.  Tanaka goes up top but is stopped by Triple R!  Triple R bulldogs Tanaka off the top!  Chism trips Triple R and crotches him on the post.  Tanaka has a chair! TO THE RIBS! *CLANG*  TO THE HEAD!  Triple R down!  Reika in the ring and she drags Triple R out of the ring.  Chism tries a sneak attack.  Tanaka turns…*CLANG*  Chism down!  Tanaka drags him up the corner turnbuckle.   He’s set…JAPANESE SUPERDESTROYER!  1…2…3!
WINNER AND #1 CONTENDER FOR THE PCW TITLE: Yamamoto Tanaka (D) @ 14:09

Suave: “TANAKA IS BACK!” 
Post match, Reika gets on the mic and has a few words for PCW Champion Jill Berg.

Jill Berg (R)

Reika says she wants to clear up some misconceptions.  She wants to clear up the fallacy that Jill Berg is the greatest PCW Champion of all time.
Reika: “She’s not even PCW’s greatest woman wrestler of all time.”
Reika says she is going to clear up rumors, and expose Berg right now.  She says the first fact is Tanaka was the PCW Champion for a combined seven months.   Berg is only on her fourth month and hasn’t defended the title nearly as much as Tanaka did.  Reika says that fact shows that Berg is a fraud.  When it comes to historic wins she can’t compare to Tanaka.
Reika: “At some point, Jill, you have to face Tanaka.  And when you do, Tanaka will destroy in half the time it took for you to steal his title.”
Jill Berg comes about and says that Reika was making fun of her and she should probably say something right?  There’s only one way for her to call someone out but she hasn’t done it in a long time. However, she still has a degree in Business and economics so listen closely.
No matter what anyone says, Jill Berg will be the only undefeated champion in PCW history.  Jill Berg’s record against Yamamoto Tanaka will always be 1-0.  And since her PCW contract is up, tonight she is announcing her retirement from PCW.  Berg pulls out a signed contract.
Jill Berg: “I’ve decided to take my talents to St. Louis and Missouri Valley Wrestling.”  Berg waves and bids PCW goodbye.
Suave wonders what the PCW Competition Committee will do.
Match #2

Daniel-San (I) w/Mrs. Miyagi

def.
Brad Company (R)
Time: 5:49
Dominating performance by one half of the PCW Tag Team Champions Daniel-San over the rookie Republican Brad Company that could herald the arrival of the Independent as a player in the single’s division.

John Boehner (R)

Leader of the PCW Competition Committee
Boehner announces that due to the fact there are few wrestlers to choose from:

‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R)
‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott (R) will face…

Towel Boy (?)

…for the PCW title in just a few minutes.
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Commercial
  • CWC

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Suave shows how we got to tonight’s PCW title match…
Last night’s MVWA 49 show:

Jill-Berg
Berg sits on top of a desk inside her office at Jill-Berg Enterprises.
Jill-Berg – Hi, I’m Jill Berg for the National Trust for Historic Preservation.  The National Trust for Historic Preservation is a non-profit membership organization bringing people together to protect, enhance and enjoy the places that matter to them. By saving the places where great moments from history – and the important moments of everyday life – took place, the National Trust for Historic Preservation helps revitalize neighborhoods and communities, spark economic development and promote environmental sustainability. With headquarters in Washington, DC, nine regional and field offices, 29 historic sites, and partner organizations in all 50 states, the National Trust for Historic Preservation provides leadership, education, advocacy and resources to a national network of people, organizations and local communities committed to saving places, connecting us to our history and collectively shaping the future of America’s stories.  I believe this is essential not only for the present but also our children’s future.  For more information visit www.preservationnation.org I’m Jill-Berg and remember, I’m not only wrestling for myself to make history, I’m wrestling for the children.”
Mollie wonders if this means Jill Berg, the current PCW Champion, is coming to Missouri Valley Wrestling?
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Earlier Tonight…
No matter what anyone says, Jill Berg will be the only undefeated champion in PCW history.  Jill Berg’s record against Yamamoto Tanaka will always be 1-0.  And since her PCW contract is up, tonight she is announcing her retirement from PCW.  Berg pulls out a signed contract.
Jill Berg: “I’ve decided to take my talents to St. Louis and Missouri Valley Wrestling.”  Berg waves and bids PCW goodbye.
Main Event for the PCW Title:
Kevin Scott (R) def. Towel Boy (?) in :32 to become the new PCW Champion

Suave called the match an absolute joke.  Scott locked in the cattle mutilation at the thirty second mark and Towel Boy tapped out immediately.

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