Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Christine O’Donnell on Bill Clinton’s Hot Tub?: 10/25 PCW Extreme Political TV

PCW Extreme Political TV
E.A. Diddle Arena
Bowling Green, KY
Monday October 25th
Host: Johnny Suave

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Nancy Pelosi…
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Nancy Pelosi (D)
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…and Harry Reid…
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Harry Reid (D)
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…sit in PCW Owner’s Bubba Jackson’s office for their two year review.  Jackson is extremely upset over the large deficit spending in the company.  Pelosi responds that they had to clean up the mess that former PCW CEO George W. Bush left and it’s a process.  Jackson dismisses Pelosi’s argument and notes that both her and Reid have been in charge of the PCW Competition and Executive Committee for over four years and the results speak for themselves.
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Reid complains about having to wrestle Sharron Angle next week at Extreme Election Night.  Jackson tells him he’s wrestling for his job.  If Reid loses, he’s out.  And as for Madame Pelosi, she has one week to convince him why he shouldn’t turn to the Republicans to run the PCW Competition Committee.
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‘The Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave marvels at what is on the line next week.  He runs down tonight’s card:
-The final preview match for next week’s PPV: Republican’s Christine O’Donnell (Delaware) and Rand Paul (Kentucky) vs. Democrat’s Chris Coons (Delaware) and Jack Conway (Kentucky)
-A three-way dance to become the #1 contender for the PCW Title: Khalid-El (Axis of Evil) vs. Triple R (D) vs. ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D)
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Plus…Suave is interrupted by Nancy Pelosi.  Pelosi states that she may be out of power after next week, but she still has the power to book matches.  Tonight, she wants to see Fox News’s Bill O’Reilly take on The View’s Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar in an intergender handicap match.
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Backstage, ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido…
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‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido
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…talks with husband to be Charlie Blackwell…

Charlie Blackwell
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…one week before the nuptials go down at PCW Extreme Election Night.  Escondido asks Blackwell if he’s sure he wants to do this at a wrestling PPV show.  Blackwell wants to know why; Escondido tells him that past experience suggests that things won’t work out the way they had been envisioned.  Blackwell assures Escondido that he’s sure about marrying Kenzie Blair…
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Kenzie Blair
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…and that it doesn’t matter if they get married in a church or at Extreme Election Night 2010.
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MATCH #1
Khalid-El (Axis of Evil
vs.

Road Rage Randy (Triple R) (D)
vs.
‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D)

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Before the match starts, Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Don’t Stop’ plays and ‘The Extreme Environmental Hardcore Icon’ Al Gore appears.  His ring entrance alone lasted several minutes, as usual, as he circled the ring and guzzled several cappuccinos, smashing the styrofoam container on his forehead.
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After several minutes of typical ringside brawling, the ladder became the centerpiece of the match. With the ladder leaning on the top rope, Khalid-El knocked Chism off the top rope.  Triple R ricocheted the ladder up into Khalid-El’s face and covered to eliminate him.
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Chism then climbed the ladder, but Triple R moved and Chism splashed the mat. Triple R with a DDT.  He started climbing the ladder but Al Gore ran in and blasted Triple R from behind with a Singapore cane.  That allowed Chism to climb the ladder and hang from the ceiling.  He knocked over the ladder, swung back and forth, and flew from the rafters with a legdrop for the three count.
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WINNER AND NEW #1 CONTENDER FOR THE PCW TITLE: ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) @ 9:30
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Next, the ever popular feature, Bill Clinton’s Hot Tub.
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Clinton is inside the hot tub; his guest Christine O’Donnell is not.  Bill tries to convince Christine to join him inside the hot tub.  Christine refuses.  She says she’s made enough mistakes during the past few month.  Clinton agrees.  Rand Paul (R-Ky) walks by and reminds Christine their match is up next.  O’Donnell leaves with Paul and Clinton is a sad panda.
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MATCH #2
Rand Paul (Ky) and Christine O’Donnell (De) (R)
vs.
Jack Conway (Ky) and Chris Coons (De) (D)

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Paul brings a load of crap into the ring and the crowd throws stuff in there to make matters even worse.  Conway makes early use of a road sign on Paul.  Coons slips over a chair.   Coons manages a moonsault in the midst of all this and a bloody Conway hits a slingshot legdrop.  The result is just one plunder shot after another- mainly between Paul and Conway.  O’Donnell hits an awful leg jam, and jams her leg.  Coons at least attempts to clean up the ring a bit and create some space.  He hits a twisting splash on O’Donnell for 2.  The Democrats isolate her for several minutes.  Paul grabs a Singapore cane and uses it on Conway.   Paul rolls him up in the process and gets the pin at 7.48.
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WINNER: Rand Paul and Christine O’Donnell (R) @ 7:48
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Back to Bill Clinton’s Hot Tub…
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Bill still waits and pines for Christine O’Donnell to join him.
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Suave runs down the PCW Extreme Election Night 2010 card again:
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Delaware: Christine O’Donnell (R) vs. Chris Coons (D)
Alaska: Joe Miller (R) vs. Scott McAdam (D) vs. Lisa Murkowski (I)
Ohio: Lee Fisher (D) vs. Rob Portman (R)
Florida: Charlie Crist (I) vs. Marco Rubio (R) vs. Kendrick Meek (D)
Pennsylvania: Pat Toomey (R) vs. Joe Sestak (D)
Kentucky: Rand Paul (R) vs. Jack Conway (D)
Connecticut: Richard Blumenthal (D) vs. Linda McMahon (R)
California: Carly Fiorina (R) vs. Barbara Boxer (D)
Nevada: Harry Reid (D) vs. Sharron Angle (R)
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Also:
PCW Tag Team Title Match: The Kings of Old School: Ricky Michaels/Marty Lane (D) vs. The International Hit Squad: Andy Golatta and Daniel-San (I)
PCW Title Match: Jill-Berg (R) vs. PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D)
If Berg wins, she will become the first woman ever to be the PCW Champion.  But the road will be perilous.  The National Organization of Women want to stop her.  Does the 95 pound Berg have a sniff of a chance against the 350 pound PCW Champion?
AND Charlie Blackwell (I-American Heartland) gets married.


MATCH #3


Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar
vs.


Bill O’Reilly
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End Match Summary
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…Behar revs up the crowd and tries to hit the ropes, but O’Reilly cuts her off with an axehandle to the head.  Goldberg in the ring now and O’Reilly begs off before throwing a right hand that misses.  Behar goes for a roll-up off the ropes but O’Reilly blocks.  Whoopi distracts the referee….LOW BLOW BY BEHAR!!  Piledriver attempt from both women but O’Reilly reverses into a backdrop.  He sits down on the pin…1..2…Behar grabs the rope.  Goldberg charges O’Reilly in the corner and eats a boot to the face.  Behar with a huge superkick. O’Reilly on his knees and Behar hits another superkick.  Cover….1…….2…….3!!!
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Behar stands over O’Reilly and celebrates and HERE COMES THE QUEEN OF POLITICAL EXTREME ANN COULTER!  Coulter lariats Behar.  She picks Behar up and starts choking her.   O’Reilly and Goldberg brawl on the mat.   Coulter sticks in with right hands on Behar.  The Angry Left Wing Bloggers and the Right Wing Mean Machine charge to the ring as the show ends.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Harry Reid Goes Off at PCW House Show

Last night at a PCW House Show in Georgetown, Ohio, things got a little interesting…
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A pissed off Harry Reid in the ring with MSNBC’s Ed Schultz
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Harry Reid (D)
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Reid: But for me, PCW would be in a full-fledged great depression and you all had better start giving me the respect I deserve.
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Crowd:
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 
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Reid: That’s right.  People have been hurting — I understand that.  And it doesn’t give them comfort or solace for me to tell them, ‘You know, but for me we’d be in a worldwide depression.’  They want to know what I have done for them.”
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Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Reid: SHUT UP!  SHUT UP YOU @#$#ING @#$#  @#$#@#$#!  The 2009 stimulus plan that I, Harry @#$#ing  Reid shepherded to passage has been widely credited with staving off disastrous consequences to PCW.  Most business groups and economists believe PCW was on the brink of a major downturn that would have materialized had I, Harry @#$@ing Reid, not passed the @#$#ing  stimulus…
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Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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NPR’s Vivian Schiller walks out.
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NPR’s Vivian Schiller
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Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Schiller: Let ME show you how to deal with the riff raff, Harry.  Just like I showed Juan Williams when I fired his ass for his inconsistency with our editorial standards and practices, and undermined his credibility as a news analyst with NPR.   Juan Williams should have kept his feelings about Muslims between himself and “his psychiatrist or his publicist.”
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Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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*Def Leppard’s ‘Rock, Rock Til You Drop’ blares*
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Reid: Oh @#$#!
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
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The crowd roars as the Extreme Equalizer Whiskey Tango Foxtrot runs down to the ring.
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Schiller: Um…should I be worried?
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Reid turns and tries to get out of the ring.  WTF grabs him with one hand and pulls him back.  He lifts Reid up and powerbombs him to the mat.
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Schiller quickly slides through the ropes and back up the ramp.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Pelosi Defiantly Says She’ll Keep Her Job


Nancy Pelosi (D)
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“Well let me say why I believe that would be very difficult for the Republicans to takeover the PCW Competition Committee.  Let me tell you right here and now that I would rather be in our position right now than theirs. In order for them to win, they have to win around 38 seats and we’ll win some, and so they’ll have to win in the 40s.
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“Our members are battle-ready. Many of them won in 2006 and 2008 and they know how to win tough battles.”
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PCW Extreme Election Night is 11 days away.

Chris Coons-Christine O’Donnell Skirmish: Will Meet at Extreme Election Night

Another match has been added to the upcoming PCW Extreme Election Night 2010.
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Last night at a PCW House show in Bedford, Indiana, Chris Coons (D) and Christine O’Donnell (R) got into it in the ring.
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Christine O’Donnell (R), Chris Coons (D)
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O’Donnell was defending her remarks she made the other night concerning the First Amendment when Coons came in and disputed her.
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O’Donnell: “For the last time, I was asking you where in the Constitution is separation of church and state?  You’ve totally taken that out of proportion and-”
Coons: “The First Amendment establishes the separation, the fact that the federal government shall not establish any religion, and decisional law by the Supreme Court over many, many decades—”
O’Donnell: “The First Amendment does?”
Coons: “See!  You did it again!”
O’Donnell: “No I didn’t.”
Coons: “Yes, you did.”
O’Donnell: “No, I didn’t!”
Coons: “Yes, you did.”
O’Donnell: “Didn’t.”
Coons: “Did.”
O’Donnell: “Didn’t.”
Coons: “DID.”
O’Donnell: “DIDN’T!”
Coons: “DI-”
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At that point, O’Donnell stomped on his foot and then kicked him in the balls.  Coons grabbed onto her arm and slingshot her through the ropes as he fell to the mat.
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PCW Press Secretary Robert Gibbs announced this morning that O’Donnell and Coons have been added to the card for PCW Extreme Election Night 2010.

Sarah Palin Tells Republicans to “Man Up”: 14 Day to PCW Extreme Election Night 2010

From PCW Extreme Political TV…
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…Joe Miller (R-Alaska) ran down and slid a chair into the ring.  Crist and Rubio fight over the chair.  Murkowski tries to help, but the crowd roars when…
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‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin (R)
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Sarah Palin raced to the ring.  Palin climbed up and leaped off the top rope before Charlie Crist could stop her and gave Murkowski a DDT through a table at ringside.  Rubio then dove off the top rope and landed on both Murkowski and Crist.  As Crist staggered back to the ring Pat Toomey gave him a flip knee to the back of his head and scored the three count.
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Backstage after the match, Palin chastized her fellow Republicans and challenged them to ‘man up.’
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“‘man up’ and support the Tea Party. The bigwigs in the machine they’re driving me crazy because they’re too chicken to support the Tea Party candidates.  The ideas of the Tea Party movement are American ideals that will put us back to work.”
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Palin also had words for the Leader of the PCW Competition Committee Nancy Pelosi and the Head of the PCW Executive Committee Harry Reid.
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“We don’t work for you anymore, Mr. Reid enjoy your retirement. We don’t work for you anymore Nancy Pelosi, you’re fired.  And CEO Obama and your czars you’re next because now we can see 2012 from our house.”
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PCW CEO Barack Obama had this to say in response…
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“Republicans counting on you to forget who caused the mess in the first place. And now they … want you to believe the election is a referendum on the economy, a referendum on me.  It’s not like we didn’t try what they’re peddling. We tried it for eight years. It didn’t work. … it’s up to you to tell them we do not want what they’re selling. We’ve been there before and we are not going back.”
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PCW EXTREME ELECTION NIGHT CARD:
Alaska: Joe Miller (R) vs. Scott McAdam (D) vs. Lisa Murkowski (I)
Ohio: Lee Fisher (D) vs. Rob Portman (R)
Florida: Charlie Crist (I) vs. Marco Rubio (R) vs. Kendrick Meek (D)
Pennsylvania: Pat Toomey (R) vs. Joe Sestak (D)
Kentucky: Rand Paul (R) vs. Jack Conway (D)
Connecticut: Richard Blumenthal (D) vs. Linda McMahon (R)
California: Carly Fiorina (R) vs. Barbara Boxer (D)
Nevada: Harry Reid (D) vs. Sharron Angle (R)
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Also:
PCW Tag Team Title Match: The Kings of Old School: Ricky Michaels/Marty Lane (D) vs. The International Hit Squad: Andy Golatta and Daniel-San (I)
PCW Title Match: Jill-Berg (R) vs. PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D)
AND Charlie Blackwell (I-American Heartland) gets married.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Rubio and Toomey Wins With Help From Sarah Palin: 10/18 PCW Extreme Political TV

PCW Extreme Political TV
Anderson Arena
Bowling Green, OH
Monday October 18th
Host: Johnny Suave

PCW Extreme Election Night 2010 Update:
Suave is in the ring and says 15 days to go before PCW’s biggest biannual pay per view show, Extreme Election Night 2010.
Nine matches have been signed.
The card as of now is:
Ohio: Lee Fisher (D) vs. Rob Portman (R)
Florida: Charlie Crist (I) vs. Marco Rubio (R) vs. Kendrick Meek (D)
Pennsylvania: Pat Toomey (R) vs. Joe Sestak (D)
Kentucky: Rand Paul (R) vs. Jack Conway (D)
Connecticut: Richard Blumenthal (D) vs. Linda McMahon (R)
California: Carly Fiorina (R) vs. Barbara Boxer (D)
Nevada: Harry Reid (D) vs. Sharron Angle (R)
Also:
PCW Tag Team Title Match: The Kings of Old School: Ricky Michaels/Marty Lane (D) vs. ???????
Will it be the International Hit Squad (I)?  Will it be Escondido and Blackwell (I-American Heartland)?  Will it be the two time PCW Tag Team Champions Jack and Joe Schmidt (I-Libertarian)?  The next three weeks will decide just who faces the Kings of Old School at Extreme Election Night.
PCW Title Match: Jill-Berg (R) vs. PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D)
If Berg wins, she will become the first woman ever to be the PCW Champion.  But the road will be perilous.  The National Organization of Women want to stop her.  The Axis of Evil want her title shot.  So does the extremely unpredictable Triple R (D).  Will Berg survive the next three weeks to make it to Extreme Election Night?  And if so, does the 95 pound Berg have a sniff of a chance against the 350 pound PCW Champion?
Suave informs everyone that tonight’s Extreme Election Night showcase match will be a three way tag team dance:
Kendrick Meek (FLA) and Joe Sestak (PA)- Democrats
vs.
Marco Rubio (FLA) and Pat Toomey (PA)- Republicans
vs.
Charlie Crist (FLA) and a mystery partner- Independents
Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar of the View…

Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar
…came out and demanded that Elisabeth Hasselbeck come out.  Warily, Hasselbeck…

Elisabeth Hasselbeck
…comes out.  Goldberg and Behar start in on the incident that happened last week on the View with Bill O’Reilly.

Behar said that O’Reilly embarrassed them on national TV and since he wasn’t here tonight she was going to take it out on Hasselbeck.  Hasselbeck tries to back away but Goldberg throws a chair in the ring.  Behar drop-toeholds Hasselbeck on it.  She lifts Hasselbeck up for a superplex onto the chair but Hasselbeck headbutts her away.  Goldberg grabs the arm and rocket launches Hasselbeck onto the chair.  Then the crowd roars when…

Bill O’Reilly
…Bill O’Reilly runs down.  O’Reilly brings in a sign from the crowd and KOed Goldberg with it.  O’Reilly unwraps it to reveal a Do Not Enter sign and then takes out Behar with it.  Then…

Markos Moulitsas

Arianna Huffington

Keith Olbermann

‘Hardball’ Chris Matthews
…the Angry Left-Wing Bloggers race down.  Markos in first, O’Reilly DDTs him. Low-blow by Arianna gets his attention.  She blinds O’Reilly with hairspray and…

Sean Hannity

‘The Queen of Political Extreme’ Ann Coulter

Glenn Beck
…the rest of the Right Wing Mean Machine come to the ring.  The Queen of Political Extreme Ann Coulter doesn’t like what Arianna did, so we have a catfight.  Olbermann pulls Coulter away, but she goes low and Beck DDTs him on the sign.
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Backstage, Paige McGillicutty…

Paige McGillicutty
…has former Bush White House Press Secretary Dana Perino (R) and New York Times’s columnist Maureen Dowd with her.
Dowd comments about the Republican ‘mean girls.’  She calls it the era of Republican Mean Girls and describes them as ‘grown-up versions of those teenage tormentors who would steal your boyfriend, spray-paint your locker and, just for good measure, spread rumors that you were pregnant.’   Dowd calls them the ‘ideal nihilistic cheerleaders for an angry electorate.’
Perino then responds that her spiel about mean Republican and conservative women is stereotypical and uncalled for.   When asked to identify just who they were, Dowd quickly spat out Jan, Meg, Carly, Sharron, Linda, Michele, Queen Bee Sarah and sweet wannabe Christine.
Perino says Dowd lists the usual suspects — as in, those expected to win.  Perino says she’s fortunate to have met a lot of women from both sides of the aisle — and with few exceptions she likes them all.   Dowd says they co-opted and ratcheted up the disgust with the status quo that originally helped Barack Obama by belittling the president’s manhood, making snide comments about a rival’s hair, or ripping an opponent for spending money on a men’s fashion show.
Perino: “Can women have moments they aren’t proud of?   Sure. But to write all conservative and Republican women off as mean is . . . mean.”
Dowd shoots back that Perino wants to see who’s ‘mean?  Perino tells her to bring it on.  “I handled that cranky old ***** Helen Thomas when I was press secretary, I can handle you.”
McGillicutty wisely steps back as Perino and Dowd attack each other and start rolling around on the ground.  Suave: “CAT-FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!  CAT-FIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
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Kimber Marshall
Kimber Marshall introduces the first match of the night.
MATCH #1- PCW Television Title Match

Ken Worth- The American Trucker (I-American Heartland) (c)
vs.
Jordan Metzger (D)

Andy Riley and Paddy O’Kennedy- The Boston Strangler (D) come down to the ring and yell at Worth.  Even with the support, Metzger didn’t get his first offense in until the 3:54 mark after Worth tossed him around the ring.  Worth hits  a neckbreaker, but misses a top rope headbutt at 6:25.  Metzger tries a suplex, but Worth turned it into a DDT followed by the Jake Brake for a three count.
WINNER AND STILL PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION: Ken Worth- The American Trucker @ 6:49
Riley and O’Kennedy tended to Metzger at ringside after the match.
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And now, a message from God:

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Suave wonders what the hell that was all about?  Then he recaps Charlie Blackwell’s (I-American Heartland) proposal to his girlfriend Kenzie Blair last week…
Replay: Post-Escondido & Blackwell w/Kenzie Blair ringside) and the International Hit Squad match
Post-match, Blackwell cut a great promo saying that Blair, his fiancee, is the greatest person ever to live.  He also said he was tired of living alone and ready to settle down so he proposed to her a second time in the ring and set a date for the wedding- November 2nd at PCW Extreme Election Night 2010.
Suave wonders if that’s a good idea.
MATCH #2 PCW Extreme Election Night Preview Match
Marco Rubio (R-Fla) and Pat Toomey (R-Pa)
vs.
Kendrick Meek (D-Fla) and Joe Sestak (D-Pa)
vs.
Charlie Crist (I-Fla) and ????

After Kimber Marshall finishes announcing the first five in the match, she announces the sixth…

Lisa Murkowski (I)

Murkowski and Crist storm the ring and wade into Rubio and Meek.  The referee points Murkowski back to the corner and Rubio and Meek lock-up.  The lock-up ends with a Crist go-behind.  Meek with a standing switch but Rubio also makes the switch and applies an armlock.  Back up, Rubio wrenches the arm and drags Meek to the corner where he pounds away at him.  Crist joins in and gets a few shots in.  Meek comes back with some strikes…
…Outside the ring, Sestak goes for a Spear but he hits the barricade as Murkowski moves out of the way.  Charlie Crist over and whips Sestak into the steel steps.  Crist throws him back in the ring and Murkowski makes the cover…1…2…3.
ELIMINATED: Kendrick Meek and Joe Sestak
End Match Summary
…at 10:05…

Joe Miller (R)

…Joe Miller (R-Alaska) ran down and slid a chair into the ring.  Crist and Rubio fight over the chair.  Murkowski tries to help, but the crowd roars when…

‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin (R)

…Sarah Palin raced to the ring.  Palin climbed up and leaped off the top rope before Charlie Crist could stop her and gave Murkowski a DDT through a table at ringside.  Rubio then dove off the top rope and landed on both Murkowski and Crist.  As Crist staggered back to the ring Pat Toomey gave him a flip knee to the back of his head and scored the three count.
WINNER: Marco Rubio (R-Fla) and Pat Toomey (R-Pa) @ 11:22
Johnny Suave inteviewed Lisa Murkowski from mid-ring.  The fans cheered Palin and Murkowski exploded.  She tells the crowd they weren’t with him before and she didn’t need the “f—in’ inbred morons tonight.”  Murkowski ripped on the fans in the cheap seats and said it’s unfortunate that the Republicans turned their back on her in Alaska to support Joe Miller.  Murkowski challenged Miller to a match at PCW Extreme Election Night.
The crowd didn’t react until Miller actually walked out, but when he did they popped.   Palin tried to stop Miller from confronting Murkowski but he shoved her aside.  Miller stared down Murkowski.
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Backstage, the camera follows Triple R (D)…

Road Rage Randy (Triple R)
…who’s followed by the “One Man Hollywood A-List” Stone Chism (D) and Khalid- El (Axis of Evil) as he runs down the halls of Anderson Arena looking for Nancy Pelosi’s office.  They finally locate her deep in the bowels of the building and Triple R barges in.

Nancy Pelosi (D)
Pelosi: “FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT LOSING THE LEADERSHIP OF THE  PCW COMPETITION COMMITTEE!”  She sees Triple R, etal in her office and slams down the phone.  Pelosi demands to know why the three are in her office.  Each one tries to talk over the other until Pelosi shouts for them to talk one at a time.  Triple R demands that Pelosi replace Jill Berg (R) in the PCW Title Match at Extreme Election Night with him.  Chism and Khalid-El also make the same request.  Pelosi explains that it’s totally out of her hands but she can do something for them.  Pelosi books Triple R vs. Stone Chism vs. Khalid-El next week in a Number One Contender’s match and the winner will face the winner of the Jill-Berg- Yamamoto Tanaka (D) match for the PCW Title after Extreme Election Night.
Triple R wants to know where Harry Reid (D-Nv) is.
In another part of the backstage area, Reid is carefully walking down the hall, checking both ways as he goes.  Suddenly, Sharron Angle (R-Nv) jumps him and they start brawling down the hallway.
MAIN EVENT- WINNER GETS A SHOT AT THE PCW TAG TEAM TITLE AT EXTREME ELECTION NIGHT


‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido & Charlie Blackwell w/Kenzie Blair (I-American Heartland)
vs.

The International Hit Squad: Andy Golatta and Daniel-San w/Mrs. Miyagi (I)
vs.
Jack and Joe Schmidt w/Jim Schmidt and Hans Gruber- The Extreme German Schnauzer (Libertarian)

Elimination Rules apply.
…Golatta ducks a springboard moonsault but catches a spinning kick.  Jack Schmidt covers but Golatta powers out at two.  Golatta with a clothesline and some stomps.  Blackwell in for Escondido and hits some forearms.  Escondido snaps Jack’s neck off the mat before he leaves.  Blackwell makes the cover for two.  Blackwell hits a jawbreaker and a bridging suplex for two more.  Golatta goes for a back body drop but Blackwell wheel barrels his way out.  Jack goes for an armbar.  Golatta resists and misses a clothesline.  Blackwell rolls him up for two.  He nails a low dropkick but goes down to a shoulderblock by Jack.  Joe Schmidt tags in and drops Blackwell with a punch.  He ducks a clothesline and monkey flips Blackwell who lands on his feet.  Blackwell comes back with an armdrag but Joe hits a backbreaker.  Blackwell with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Joe. Golatta tags out to Daniel-San.  He attacks with a series of kicks and then rolls him up into the Cattle Mutilation.  Jack Schmidt climbs in and Blackwell drop toe holds him.  Joe Schmidt taps out…
ELIMINATED: Jack and Joe Schmidt (Libertarian)
…Escondido comes in and headbutts Daniel-San.  Escondido sends Daniel-San for the ride and he falls awkwardly through the middle ropes.  Blackwell walks over and sends him back in.  Escondido attacks with a chop.  He gets Daniel-San up into a Muscle Buster position and rams his shoulder into the turnbuckle.  Cover gets two.  Daniel-San comes back with kicks and Matrix’s out of the way out of a springboard kick from Escondido.    Daniel-San with a belly-to-belly.  He heads to the top and hits a missile dropkick.  Blackwell tags in but is hit with a double under-hook suplex for two.  An inverted suplex by Daniel-San gets him two more.  He drives Blackwell down to the mat and attempts a Cattle Mutilation but Escondido runs in and clubs him in the back.  This brings in Golatta.  Facebuster by Golatta on Escondido.  Daniel-San ducks a Blackwell clothesline and hits a bulldog for two more.  Daniel-San dropkicks Kenzie Blair off the apron and then climbs to the top.  Escondido crotches him and climbs up with him.  Daniel-San blocks and comes off the top rope with an over the shoulder back-to-belly piledriver.  Suave: ‘HOLY CRAP!’   Daniel-San makes Blackwell tap to the Lebell Lock at the 17:51 mark.
WINNER: The International Hit Squad @ 17:51
Suave reminds everyone that PCW Extreme Election Night now has TEN matches!  He runs down the card again…
Alaska: Joe Miller (R) vs. Scott McAdam (D) vs. Lisa Murkowski (I)
Ohio: Lee Fisher (D) vs. Rob Portman (R)
Florida: Charlie Crist (I) vs. Marco Rubio (R) vs. Kendrick Meek (D)
Pennsylvania: Pat Toomey (R) vs. Joe Sestak (D)
Kentucky: Rand Paul (R) vs. Jack Conway (D)
Connecticut: Richard Blumenthal (D) vs. Linda McMahon (R)
California: Carly Fiorina (R) vs. Barbara Boxer (D)
Nevada: Harry Reid (D) vs. Sharron Angle (R)
Also:
PCW Tag Team Title Match: The Kings of Old School: Ricky Michaels/Marty Lane (D) vs. The International Hit Squad: Andy Golatta and Daniel-San (I)
PCW Title Match: Jill-Berg (R) vs. PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D)
AND Charlie Blackwell (I-American Heartland) gets married.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Rob Portman/Sherron Angle def. Fisher and Reid: 10/11 PCW Extreme Political TV

PCW Extreme Political TV
Ohio University Convocation Center
Athens, OH
Monday October 11th
Host: Johnny Suave

The arena was about 80 percent full.
‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann came out with a young announcer named Lance Terry.  McMann wanted Terry to take over for Kimber Marshall because Terry had a professional voice and looks that would attract a good demographic of women to PCW.  The crowd booed Terry as he introduced the first match of the night and McMann stormed off.
(1) Triple R (D) beat ‘The Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) and Doug ‘King Kong’ Kingman (R).  After the match, both Triple R and Chism called out Jill-Berg (R) and demanded a match for her title shot at PCW Extreme Election Night.
Alas, Jill-Berg was not in the building.  Jill appeared onscreen from an undisclosed island somewhere in the South Pacific where she said she was training diligently for Extreme Election Night.
(2) PCW Television champion Ken Worth- The American Trucker (I-American Heartland) beat Andy Riley (D) to retain the title.
Johnny Suave and Kimber Marshall came out to find a guest bellringer. They asked who is the biggest douchebag in PCW.  The first kid said Nancy Pelosi (D-Ca). The second kid said Eric Cantor (R-Va). The third kid finally got it right with ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann.
This brought McMann out for a second time.  McMann told Suave he changed his mind about replacing Marshall with Lance Terry.  He thought that Terry was far better suited…for Suave’s job.  More boos rain in.  Then Def Leppard’s ‘Rock Til You Drop’ fired up and the Extreme Equalizer Whiskey Tango Foxtrot made his way to the ring.  Terry had the good sense to bail; McMann did not and got Choke Slammed by WTF for his troubles.
‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and Charlie Blackwell (I-American Heartland) come out and call out the PCW Tag Team Champions The Kings of Old School: Ricky Michaels and Marty Lane. (D)  Neither man appears but Pelosi walks out and tells Escondido and Blackwell that they’ll have to earn their shot again at the tag team belts.  She makes them wrestle…The International Hit Squad: Andrew Golatta and Daniel-San.
(3) Escondido & Blackwell w/Kenzie Blair ringside) and the International HIt Squad go to a no contest when former two time PCW Tag Team Champions Jack and Joe Schmidt (I-Libertarian) interfere in the match.
Post-match, Blackwell cut a great promo saying that Blair, his fiancee, is the greatest person ever to live.  He also said he was tired of living alone and ready to settle down so he proposed to her a second time in the ring and set a date for the wedding- November 2nd at PCW Extreme Election Night 2010.
(4) Main Event: Rob Portman (R-OH) and Sharron Angle (R-NV) beat Lee Fisher (D-OH) and Harry Reid (D-NV) in a main event steel cage match.  Angle and Reid brawl throughout the match while Portman systematically took Fisher apart.
Post match, the Democrats rushed the ring and attacked Portman and Angle. The Republicans then ran in and cleared the ring, leaving just Linda McMahon (R-CT) and Pelosi.  McMahon then hit the RKO on Pelosi to end the show.

NOW Wants Berg Out of PPV Main Event, Preview Match: 10/4 PCW Extreme Political TV

PCW Extreme Political TV
Mischler Theater
Altoona, PA
Monday October 4th
Host: Johnny Suave

Loud PCW chant as the show begins.  ‘The Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave is in the ring.

Johnny Suave and his life size cardboard cut-out of Shania Twain
Suave recaps last week’s PCW Night of Champions.
Film replay of PCW Television Champion Ken Worth- The American Trucker’s (I-American Heartland) successful title defense against Doug ‘King Kong’ Kingman (R)
Film replay of PCW Tag Team Champions Kings of Old School: Ricky Michaels/Marty Lane’s (D) win over The International Hit Squad: Andy Golatta/Daniel-San (I)
Replay of Jill-Berg’s (R) surprise win over Triple R (D) that gives her a shot at the PCW Title at Extreme Election Night 2010 next month.
Replay of PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka’s (D) victory over ‘The One Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D)
NOW leader Terry O’Neill goes into Leader of the PCW Competition Committee Nancy Pelosi’s (D) office and demands that Jill Berg (R) be removed from the PCW Title match next month at Extreme Election Night 2010.  O’Neill believes Berg doesn’t represent women’s issues…or at least women’s issues that she agrees with.  Pelosi tells her that the contract is signed and there’s not much she can do about it.  O’Neill storms off.

NOW President Terry O’Neill, Nancy Pelosi (D), and Jill Berg (R)
The Kings of Old School: Ricky Michaels and Marty Lane (D) come out and crow over their win last week at PCW Night of Champions.  Michaels wants to make this special, because he can spend days counting his good fortune.  He’s here to help us, and we should thank him and the Democrats.  First, they took out Jack and Joe Schmidt and won the PCW Tag Team Title.  Last week, they defeated the International Hit Squad.  So Michaels wants to know, who is next?  Chris Escondido and Charlie Blackwell?  They’re Independents and don’t have the stroke or the financial backing.   Michaels says they can buy everyone there, and their backers has more money than Mark Cuban and is better than Nolan Ryan. Also, more handsome than Tony Romo.  Michaels says the Kings of Old School are the class of the PCW tag teams.
Michaels and Lane are then jumped by…

The International Hit Squad: ‘Foul Pole’ Andy Golatta and Daniel-San w/ Mrs. Miyagi (I)
Suave goes crazy as the International Hit Squad beatdown the PCW Tag Team Champions.   Then a referee slides into the ring and it’s an impromptu match…
End Summary
…Golatta gets the early advantage with a low blow and a Russian legsweep to Michaels.  Lane tries to intervene, but Daniel-San is all over him and they brawl on the floor while the legal men keep it in the ring.  Mrs. Miyagi yanks Lane away and she gets chased around for a while until Daniel-San attacks Lane with a chair.  Meanwhile, Michaels misses a charge and also winds up on the floor.  Daniel-San takes out Michaels with the chair, but Lane drags him away from harm’s way.  Michaels and Lane grab the Tag Team belts and high-tail it to the back.
WINNER: The International Hit Squad via countout @ 4:41
Where they’re met by…

‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido, Charlie Blackwell, and Kenzie Blair (I-American Heartland)

Michaels begins fighting back and Escondido lariats Lane.  Blair leaps at Michaels…he catches her but his knee gives out when Blackwell clips it from behind.   Blackwell keeps going after the knee.  Meanwhile, Escondido kabongs Lane with a chair and Lane’s bleeding like crazy.  Blair tries a moonsault, Michaels catches her and holds on and hits an atomic drop.  Blackwell connects with a boot to the face.  Escondido begins sending chairs flying towards the Tag Team champions.  Michaels low blows both Escondido and Blackwell and heads to the back.
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Preview of PCW Extreme Election Night 2010
Four weeks to go before PCW’s biggest biannual pay per view show, Extreme Election Night 2010.
Nine matches have been signed. Starting tomorrow night and continuing for the next three weeks, PCW Extreme Political TV will feature preview matches with the contestants who will appear at Extreme Election Night.
The card as of now is:
Ohio: Lee Fisher (D) vs. Rob Portman (R)
Florida: Charlie Crist (I) vs. Marco Rubio (R) vs. Kendrick Meek (D)
Pennsylvania: Pat Toomey (R) vs. Joe Sestak (D)
Kentucky: Rand Paul (R) vs. Jack Conway (D)
Connecticut: Richard Blumenthal (D) vs. Linda McMahon (R)
California: Carly Fiorina (R) vs. Barbara Boxer (D)
Nevada: Harry Reid (D) vs. Sharron Angle (R)
Also, Republican Jill-Berg gets her shot at making PCW history when she meets Yamamoto Tanaka for the PCW title. If Berg wins, she will become the first woman ever to be the PCW Champion.
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The Axis of Evil comes out next.  Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Khalid El, Hugo Chavez and big 7 footer Fernando Venezuela, and Kim Jong-Il with Byung Hyung Kang.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Hugo Chavez and Kim Jong-Il
Ahmadinejad denounces the pairing of Jill Berg versus PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka.  He claims PCW CEO Barack Obama and the United States are engaging in a blatant psychological war in the form of elevating an unworthy woman in Jill Berg in order to attempt to weaken our country.  “Whoever dares to endanger Iran, whoever dares to do anything at all against Iran, should raise its arm and Khalid-El will instantly cut it off.”  Ahmadinejad tells Obama to stop their inhuman crimes and place Khalid-El in the main event at Extreme Election Night.  If they don’t, then the Axis of Evil will eventually take care of that.
Nancy Pelosi walks out and again sadly advises that the contract is the contract and Jill-Berg will get her opportunity.  But if Khalid-El wants to fight, she has someone in mind.

Triple R (Road Rage Randy) and Emily List

Suave yells ‘Incoming!’ as Triple R with Emily List races to the ring causing the Axis of Evil to scatter from the ring.  Khalid-El tombstones Triple R for two.  Triple R applies a full nelson on the mat and List slaps Khalid-El until Kang comes in with a cookie sheet and takes her out.  Khalid-El retaliates by headbutting List and then Belly-to-belly suplexing her.  The match just totally stops as the PCW Clean Up Crew scrape Emily List off the mat.
Everybody begins brawling in the crowd again and Triple R comes off the top rope that actually clears the barricade and three rows of chairs.  Back inside the ring, Triple R goes insane and just mauls Khalid-El with a chair and targets his knee, which makes Khalid-El easy prey for the spinning toehold.  Kang stops Triple R from getting the submission and chokes him.  Suddenly, the big 7 footer Fernando Venezuela (who has been standing in the corner, just waiting & waiting until it came to a point where everybody forgot he was even over there) is instructed by Hugo Chavez to intervene.  Venezuela climbs in and drills Triple R with a camera.  Out of nowhere…

PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka (D)
Tanaka grabs a side headlock on Venezuela and DDTs him.  Tanaka grabs Kang around the throat and throws him outside.  Kang gets tossed into the barricade then gets spread across the apron.
Ahmadinejad pulls Khalid-El out of the ring and they scurry back up the ramp.
WINNER: Triple R via count-out @ 10:20
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‘Sports Entertainment Genius” Mr. McMann, still dressed in a pink jumpsuit that Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio made him wear after he was arrested a few weeks back, makes his way to the ring.  Mr. McMann says he will not apologize for anything.  He is the true ‘Sports Entertainment Genius” and everyone else, including PCW, is gravy training off of his pro wrestling legacy. Mr. McMann then announces that due to the ‘shabby treatment’ he’s received in PCW, he’s leaving for good.
This makes Johnny Suave very, very happy!  Suave says this is great because he doesn’t have to listen to Mr. McMann or deal with his so-called vision of sports entertainment anymore.  Mr. McMann is offended, and says that true wrestling fans love him and appreciate his genius.   Suave says as the official voice of PCW, he wants do hold the door open for Mr. McMann to leave.  McMann then says he should knock him off of his high horse and have Big Oil Oklahoma Driller him into next week.
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Suave is ready for our first Extreme Election Night Showcase Match…Kimber Marshall is in the ring.

Kimber Marshall
Kimber announces the main event match.
MAIN EVENT:
Linda McMahon- CT, Rob Portman- OH, and Carly Fiorina- CA (R)
vs.
Richard Blumenthal- CT, Lee Fisher- OH, and Barbara Boxer- CA (D)

Brawling all over the place.  Portman & Fisher battle on the floor while everybody else keeps it in the ring.  Fiorina dazes Boxer with some extra-corporate headbutts.  McMahon & Blumenthal mug at the camera in the general direction of the ring post.  Boxer chops Fiorina and Blumenthal brings her out to the floor.  Boxer goes top rope plancha on Fiorina and stomps away on her.  Fisher gets rammed into a nearby pillar by Portman. Meanwhile, McMahon crotches Blumenthal on the ringpost.
Everybody winds up back in the ring.  Fiorina takes out Boxer’s knee with a chair.  McMahon throws a handful of powder at Boxer, but Boxer dodges and it goes into Fiorina’s face. Boxer takes advantage and rolls up Fiorina for a three-count.
WINNER: Richard Blumenthal- CT, Lee Fisher- OH, and Barbara Boxer- CA (D) @ 6:51