Harry Reid (D-Nevada) exits his dressing room and slowly makes his way down the hall.
Suave- Harry Reid is wrestling for his job tonight. Nancy Pelosi was fired earlier in the evening. Reid could suffer the same fate if he does not defeat Sharron Angle here tonight.
Harry Reid (D)
Sharron Angle (R-Nevada)
End Match Summary
…Angle tries to go up and over. Reid catches her and throws her to the outside…her face hits the steps!
Suave- Both Angle and Reid have thrown everything but the kitchen sink at each other.
Back inside, Reid with a series of rights and a flying forearm, then a side slam. Reid wants the body slam…he connects 1…2…no. Reid whips Angle into the ropes…Lou Thesz Press? 1…2…2.89! Spinning Tombstone by Reid…got it! 1…2…3!
WINNER: Harry Reid (D-Nevada) @ 8:23
Suave- We’ll I’ll be…Reid pulls it off and keeps his job. We’ve got the big Alaska showdown and the PCW title match coming up next.
Kimber in the ring for the next match.
Kimber- Our next match is a three-way dance. From the great State of Alaska, in the white corner, Independent- LISA MURKOWSKI!
Lisa Murkowski (I)
Kimber- Her opponent is in the red corner tonight. Representing the Republicans- JOE MILLER!
Joe Miller (R)
Kimber- And their opponent in the blue corner, Democrat SCOTT McADAMS!
Scott McAdams (D)
Suave- Well? This one could be very interesting.
The referee tries to give the wrestlers some instructions about the match but Murkowski apparently heard them before so she hits Miller in the nuts.
Suave- And we’re off…
The bell rings. To the floor they go. Miller Russian leg sweeps Murkowski into the barricade.
Suave- That’ll screw up your complexion. Kick to the head by Miller. He’s got someone’s glass of beer.
Miller piefaces Murkowski with the beer.
Suave- Seems like a waste of a perfectly good glass of beer.
Back inside the ring, McAdams just watches.
Miller props a chair in the corner of the barricade. He tries to whip Murkowski, she’s reverses it and Miller goes head first into the chair. Murkowski rams Miller into the barricade and spits in his face. She takes someone’s can of pop and smacks Miller with the can.
Suave- And Miller’s busted open.
Murkowski sets up two chairs on the floor and tries to suplex Miller onto them. Miller counters and gets the drop toehold into the chairs! Murkowski staggers up and gets blasted with a chair shot.
Suave- HOLY CRAP!
Miller pulls a bloodied Murkowski up and whips her into the steps. She finally rolls into the ring.
Suave- MURKOWSKI IS BUSTED OPEN BIG TIME!
Miller stomps on her. Then he sets up a chair. Miller sends Murkowski for the ride, she reverses and drop toeholds Miller into the chair with a sickening whack!
Suave- HOLY CRAP!
Murkowski grabs a sign from the crowd. She blasts Miller with it. Now she throws the sign down and grabs Miller by the head.
Suave- BULLDOG ON THE SIGN!
Murkowski pulls him up again and bulldogs Miller on to the sign a second time. She goes to the outside and fetches a ladder!
Suave- Oh, no, no, no…
Murkowski puts the ladder up over the top rope and goes to the ring apron. Miller drags himself up. Murkowski jumps to the floor and the ladder slingshots up and slams into Miller’s jaw. Ow.
Suave- HOLY CRAP! I THINK MILLER’S GOING TO NEED TO ACTIVATE HIS DENTAL PLAN AFTER THAT!
Murkowski doesn’t cover. Instead, she hangs Miller in the tree of woe. Then she climbs up the turnbuckle and stands on his nuts.
Suave- OW! OW! OW!
Murkowski puts the sign in front of Miller’s face. She steps back and hits the basement dropkick into the sign. Miller slides off the turnbuckle and melts into the mat.
Suave- Murkowski has Miller in la la land. She goes for the cover…one…two…NO!
‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin (R)
Suave- IT’S THE ALASKAN PITBULL, SARAH PALIN! SHE JUST KILLED MURKOWSKI WITH A HOCKEY STICK SHOT.
Hockey stick shot number two to Murkowski from Palin. Hockey stick shot to McAdam’s (remember him?) back by Palin. Palin creams Murkowski with a trash can lid and then blasts her with a Teflon Skillet shot. McAdams gets up and Palin piefaces him with the skillet. The referee finally gets Palin out of the ring.
Suave- Murkowski is down. Miller is down. McAdams is down. How the hell is this going to end?
Miller is the first to move. He crawls over to McAdams and covers him.
Suave- MILLER! ONE…TWO…THREE!
ELIMINATED: Scott McAdams (D)
Suave- NOW, CAN HE MAKE IT OVER TO MURKOWSKI?
Miller pulls himself up and stumbles towards Murkowski. Out of nowhere, Murkowski’s up and she spears Miller.
Suave- GORE! GORE! GORE!
Palin tears towards the ring Murkowski hooks the leg. One…two…three.
Suave- MURKOWSKI PULLS IT OFF!
Palin’s too late to save Miller. But she and Murkowski start up again.
WINNER: Lisa Murkowski (I) @ 12:33
Murkowski and Palin brawl all the way to the back.