Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Rob Portman/Sherron Angle def. Fisher and Reid: 10/11 PCW Extreme Political TV

PCW Extreme Political TV
Ohio University Convocation Center
Athens, OH
Monday October 11th
Host: Johnny Suave

The arena was about 80 percent full.
‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann came out with a young announcer named Lance Terry.  McMann wanted Terry to take over for Kimber Marshall because Terry had a professional voice and looks that would attract a good demographic of women to PCW.  The crowd booed Terry as he introduced the first match of the night and McMann stormed off.
(1) Triple R (D) beat ‘The Man Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism (D) and Doug ‘King Kong’ Kingman (R).  After the match, both Triple R and Chism called out Jill-Berg (R) and demanded a match for her title shot at PCW Extreme Election Night.
Alas, Jill-Berg was not in the building.  Jill appeared onscreen from an undisclosed island somewhere in the South Pacific where she said she was training diligently for Extreme Election Night.
(2) PCW Television champion Ken Worth- The American Trucker (I-American Heartland) beat Andy Riley (D) to retain the title.
Johnny Suave and Kimber Marshall came out to find a guest bellringer. They asked who is the biggest douchebag in PCW.  The first kid said Nancy Pelosi (D-Ca). The second kid said Eric Cantor (R-Va). The third kid finally got it right with ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann.
This brought McMann out for a second time.  McMann told Suave he changed his mind about replacing Marshall with Lance Terry.  He thought that Terry was far better suited…for Suave’s job.  More boos rain in.  Then Def Leppard’s ‘Rock Til You Drop’ fired up and the Extreme Equalizer Whiskey Tango Foxtrot made his way to the ring.  Terry had the good sense to bail; McMann did not and got Choke Slammed by WTF for his troubles.
‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and Charlie Blackwell (I-American Heartland) come out and call out the PCW Tag Team Champions The Kings of Old School: Ricky Michaels and Marty Lane. (D)  Neither man appears but Pelosi walks out and tells Escondido and Blackwell that they’ll have to earn their shot again at the tag team belts.  She makes them wrestle…The International Hit Squad: Andrew Golatta and Daniel-San.
(3) Escondido & Blackwell w/Kenzie Blair ringside) and the International HIt Squad go to a no contest when former two time PCW Tag Team Champions Jack and Joe Schmidt (I-Libertarian) interfere in the match.
Post-match, Blackwell cut a great promo saying that Blair, his fiancee, is the greatest person ever to live.  He also said he was tired of living alone and ready to settle down so he proposed to her a second time in the ring and set a date for the wedding- November 2nd at PCW Extreme Election Night 2010.
(4) Main Event: Rob Portman (R-OH) and Sharron Angle (R-NV) beat Lee Fisher (D-OH) and Harry Reid (D-NV) in a main event steel cage match.  Angle and Reid brawl throughout the match while Portman systematically took Fisher apart.
Post match, the Democrats rushed the ring and attacked Portman and Angle. The Republicans then ran in and cleared the ring, leaving just Linda McMahon (R-CT) and Pelosi.  McMahon then hit the RKO on Pelosi to end the show.

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