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A pissed off Harry Reid in the ring with MSNBC’s Ed Schultz
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Harry Reid (D)
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Reid: But for me, PCW would be in a full-fledged great depression and you all had better start giving me the respect I deserve.
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Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Reid: That’s right. People have been hurting — I understand that. And it doesn’t give them comfort or solace for me to tell them, ‘You know, but for me we’d be in a worldwide depression.’ They want to know what I have done for them.”
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Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Reid: SHUT UP! SHUT UP YOU @#$#ING @#$# @#$#@#$#! The 2009 stimulus plan that I, Harry @#$#ing Reid shepherded to passage has been widely credited with staving off disastrous consequences to PCW. Most business groups and economists believe PCW was on the brink of a major downturn that would have materialized had I, Harry @#$@ing Reid, not passed the @#$#ing stimulus…
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Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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NPR’s Vivian Schiller walks out.
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NPR’s Vivian Schiller
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Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Schiller: Let ME show you how to deal with the riff raff, Harry. Just like I showed Juan Williams when I fired his ass for his inconsistency with our editorial standards and practices, and undermined his credibility as a news analyst with NPR. Juan Williams should have kept his feelings about Muslims between himself and “his psychiatrist or his publicist.”
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Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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*Def Leppard’s ‘Rock, Rock Til You Drop’ blares*
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Reid: Oh @#$#!
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
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The crowd roars as the Extreme Equalizer Whiskey Tango Foxtrot runs down to the ring.
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Schiller: Um…should I be worried?
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Reid turns and tries to get out of the ring. WTF grabs him with one hand and pulls him back. He lifts Reid up and powerbombs him to the mat.
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Schiller quickly slides through the ropes and back up the ramp.
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