Thursday, August 13, 2009

Miss USA and KRC Hot Tub Summit with Guest Host Bill Clinton

Miss USA and KRC Hot Tub Summit with Guest Host Bill Clinton

PCW Extreme Political TV
August 12th, 2009
Athletics-Recreation Center
Valparaiso, Indiana
Host: Johnny Suave
Guest Host: Former CEO Bill Clinton


MATCH #1 FOR THE PCW TELEVISION TITLE‘King of Old School Gimmicks’ Baron Von Munchke (c) w/Dr. Bill (Independent) vs. Bob Nye- Foot Fetish Guy (Island of Misfit Wrestlers)

MATCH #2 Big Oil w/ Texas Tex (American Patriots) vs. Jobber the Hut (Island of Misfit Wrestlers)

MATCH #3 EXTREME WEATHER NETWORK-Steve Abrams and Mike Gettis w/Jim Franscantore and the Extreme Weather Girls Jen, Steph, and Kristina vs. JACK SCHETT and BULL SCHETT w/ Horst Schett and Hans Gruber-the Extreme German Schnauzer

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Breaking News: Miss USA New Missouri Valley Wrestling Champion/Bill Clinton to guest host Wednesday Night

8/9-PCW Newsline with Gina Ramsey

Sunday, August 09, 2009

PCW Breaking News

Breaking News: Miss USA New Missouri Valley Wrestling Champion/Bill Clinton to guest host Wednesday Night
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8/9-PCW Newsline with Gina Ramsey
In a breaking news story that will surely throw the already chaotic PCW Women’s division upside down, Miss USA won the Missouri Valley Wrestling title tonight in Omaha, Nebraska.
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(courtesy of Missouri Valley Wrestling)
[ The crowd suddenly cheers when a blond woman runs to the ring. She leaps up on the top turnbuckle.]
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Tessa: “Okay, I’m back at my seat. Someone’s on the top turnbuckle…that’s…Amy Martin…Miss USA in dress clothes!”

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[McGill points Christa at the corner. She turns just as Miss USA connects on a Patriot Missile kick flush to the jaw.]

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Tessa: “Miss USA connects with the Patriot Missile! She hooks the legs.”

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[Jason slides to the canvas and pounds the mat. One. Two. Three.]

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Tessa: “SHE DID IT! MISS USA DID IT! SHE’S THE MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING CHAMPION! OH MY GOODNESS!

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The $64,000 question is…now what? Tune into PCW Extreme Political TV Wednesday night for the answer. Bill Clinton is this week’s guest host. See you then.

Thursday, August 06, 2009

8/5-PCW Extreme Political TV

8/1-Former PCW Women’s Champion Signs With DWF

8/2-Major Heat on Quad R/Fallout from Miss USA vs. KRC/Former PCW Women’s Champ to DWF

8/3-Sarah Palin to Guest Host PCW/Obama’s ‘Cash for Clunkers’

8/5-Sarah Palin Guest Hosts/Axis of Evil Kidnap Gina-Bill Clinton Makes the Save/Hollywood A-Lister Arrives

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin was the guest host. She and Keith Olbermann got into it and the Black Swamp Pirates came out to sing a song about Olbermann.

'The Princess of Political Incorrectness' Andrea Doria def. Peta from PETA in a cage match by choking her out with a mink stole.

Kim Jong-Il and the Axis of Evil kidnap PCW Correspondent Gina Ramsey when she takes a wrong turn in the hallway and ends up near their locker room.

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie aka...the SRB (Skanky Rich Bimbos) return with new PCW wrestler Hollywood A-Lister Stone Chism. Chism hobnobs with the elites and wants O'Beck Bahama's PCW Title.

PCW CEO Barack Obama calls out The Right Reverend Randy Richardson of the God Squad and demands to know why he didn't help Bahama out last week when he was attacked by the Axis of Evil. Quad R shoots right back that he's not happy either because he feels he's been screwed out of another title shot.

Movie Classic inducts three new members to the Island of Misfit Wrestlers.

Bill Clinton brokers a deal between Kim Jong-Il and PCW for Bahama to put the PCW Title on the line at a special event August 23rd. Quad R comes out and demands to be a part of the match- he's added. Stone Chism comes out with the SRB and HE demands to be added to the match- he's added. So on Saturday August 22nd, it'll be a four way elimination match featuring: PCW Champion O'Beck Bahama, The Right Reverend Randy Richardson of the God Squad, Khalid-El of the Axis of Evil, and Hollywood A-Lister Stone Chism.

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