Sunday, May 31, 2009

5/31-PCW on P-SPAN

Concerto for Trumpet, no. 2 by Johann Melchior Molter (1696-1765) plays as an introduction...



Stuffy Announcer Type: And now, it's time for Political Championship Wrestling on P-SPAN. Tonight's program comes to you live from the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City.

REPLAY FROM PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV'Domination Inc's Seven Foot Tall Weapon of Mass Destruction' BIG MONSTER WAHLIE w/Domination Inc. vs. BARON VON MUNCHKE (Island of Misfit Wrestlers)
Suave:
"BMW leans in...CLAW! THE CLAWHOLD! BARON VON MUNCHKE'S GOT THE CLAW INNNNNN." BMW swats the hand away and drills Von Munchke with the powerbomb. Suave: "That'll take the steam right out of you! BMW stalking Baron Von Munchke now...WAIT A MINUTE! THAT'S...THAT'S THE PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION SNAFU! HE'S ON THE TOP ROPE!" SNAFU jumps and crashes the TV Title belt on the top of BMW's head. BMW collapses in a heap.

The crowd stands up. McMann's eyes bulge out. Suave: "WAIT! HE'S...HE'S OUT!" Baron Von Munchke returns to a sitting position. Suave: "HE'S BEEN KNOCKED OUT!" Movie Classic can't believe it either. Movie Classic: "DON'T JUST STAND THERE! PIN HIM! PIN HIM!" The Baron's unsure what to do. He puts the Clawhold back on BMW. Movie Classic: "NO, DON'T CLAW HIM YOU MORON! PIN HIM!" Movie Classic gestures wildly at Von Munchke. The Baron finally covers. Crowd: "One. Two. Three."

Crowd: "PCW...PCW...PCW!" SNAFU and the 'Dr. Phil wannabe' Dr. Bill is in the ring. SNAFU: "Well, I guess we found out just how valuable the PCW Television Title belt is, right Mr. McMann? The TV Title ain't worth ****, eh? All it did was KNOCK YOUR GUY OUT!" Crowd: "BMW sucks! BMW sucks!" SNAFU: "That's right. It knocked your guy clean out. That's what this piece of **** title belt did-"

*DOMINATION INC.'S MISSION STATEMENT IS THE COMPLETE TAKEOVER OF POLITICAL CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING BY ANY AND ALL MEANS!*

The crowd greets 'Sports Entertainment Genius' Mr. McMann, his Corporate Bodyguard Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, CFO Gordon Guyko, Corporate Legal Felcher and Felcher, Corporate Security Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice- two former police officers fired for their extreme style of law enforcement, and Mercedes with boos as they walk to the ring. McMann: "Son. Congratulations. You got a lucky shot. Now kindly run along before I employ the corporate might of this organization on you again." The crowd implores SNAFU to stay. SNAFU confers with Dr. Bill and decides to leave the ring. Crowd: "BOOOOOOOOO!" McMann struggles to be heard. McMann: "I think right now you're proving the WWE's point in why they stopped coming here." McMann's voice becomes totally drowned out at this point.

The lights suddenly go down.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfPsksJxmqA

McMann: "Cute. You all think you're funny. Crowd: "SHUT THE **** UP (clap, clap clap-clap-clap) SHUT THE **** UP (clap, clap clap-clap-clap) McMann: "Anyways...the reason I'm out here is to demand that Mercedes be included in the PCW Women's Championship match at Loose Cannons Unleashed 5." Mercedes raises her arms and nods in agreement. Crowd: "She's got herpes (clap, clap clap-clap-clap), She's got herpes (clap, clap clap, clap, clap). Mercedes lowers her arms and pouts. McMann: "Regardless of what you ignorant sheep think, Mercedes has more talent then the rest of the contestants combined. Kathryn Randall Collins? She washed out of Domination Inc. because she lost the title to an ordinary pizza delivery girl." The crowd stands and cheers. Crowd: "Tes-sa Mar-tin (clap, clap clap, clap, clap) Tes-sa Mar-tin (clap, clap clap, clap, clap). McMann: "SHUT UP! With Domination Inc.'s support, Mercedes could beat Tessa Martin." Mercedes nods again. Crowd: "She's a crack whore (clap, clap clap-clap-clap) She's a crack whore. (clap, clap clap-clap-clap) McMann: "Now, you're crossing the line." Crowd: "We are wrestling! (clap, clap clap-clap-clap) We are wrestling! (clap, clap clap-clap-clap). McMann: "STOP IT!" The crowd points at Mercedes. Crowd: "Buy American! (clap, clap clap-clap-clap) Buy American! (clap, clap clap-clap-clap)."

Dick Cheney and Hallie Burton walk out. More boos follow. Crowd: "Darth Cheney! (clap, clap clap-clap-clap) Darth Cheney (clap, clap clap-clap-clap). Cheney: "Mr. McMann, we have a problem. You see, Hallie Burton here is the number 3 ranked contender so logic follows that she would be the fourth member of a hypothetical four-way dance." McMann: "Then we have a big problem. Domination Inc.'s prestige and corporate position dictates that Mercedes is the fourth." Cheney: "I see. Well, I suppose we could negotiate this through and come to a conclusion that would be satisfactory to both parties." Crowd: "Too much talking (clap, clap clap-clap-clap) Too much talking (clap, clap clap-clap-clap) Hallie Burton: "The crowd's right. Let's go, Mercedes. Let's settle this in the ring." Mercedes nods. The bell rings.

MATCH #1 for a shot at the PCW Women's Title
HALLIE BURTON w/Dick Cheney, Quad R aka Randy 'Road Rage' Richardson, and W's Image Rehab and Truth Squad (Dick Cheney's Extreme Neo-Con Alliance) vs.
MERCEDES w/Domination Inc. (Domination Inc.)

Mercedes pulls Burton's hair. Mercedes then tackles her and rains down punches. Burton gets hit with a diving elbow smash. Mercedes kicks her in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks her right back to the mat. Hallie Burton sucks chants start in the crowd. Mercedes moves back to his feet. Randy 'Road Rage' Richardson hits the ring and slaps a clawhold on Mercedes. Burton sends Mercedes into referee Davey Keels and he goes down. Burton picks up a chair and slams it over Mercedes's head! Mercedes is busted open! Richardson sets up a table. Burton to the top rope...Shooting Star Press thru the table!

Connor Justice, D.B. Ruff, Porsche Lexus from Domination Inc., Big Oil, Kirk Walstreit, and "Quad R" Randy 'Road Rage' Richardson all get involved. Big Oil clotheslines Mercedes. Connor Justice body slams Burton. Justice chokes Hallie Burton. D.B. Ruff chokes Walstreit. Walstreit gets away and clotheslines Mercedes. Porsche Lexus gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Hallie Burton. Quad R clotheslines Porsche Lexus and then goes after Mercedes. Justice picks up a piece of table and blasts Quad R with it!

Keels back up. Mercedes spinning mule kicks Burton and covers with a rolling reverse cradle. Keels counts. ...1 ...2 ...3

WINNER: MERCEDES

McMann climbs back in the ring with Guyko. McMann: "So...for all of you who read in the PCW Newsline that Domination Inc. was in trouble...you could not be further from the truth. There is no problem between Guyko and me. There is no problem with Domination Inc's Seven Foot Tall Weapon of Mass Destruction Big Monster Wahlie. And as you saw tonight, there'll be no problem with Domination Inc. bringing home all the PCW titles next Sunday night." Guyko steps up next. Guyko: "That's right. Domination Inc. is poised again to dominate Political Championship Wrestling and usher in a new era where 'Sports Entertainment Genius' Mr. McMann's vision of what PCW could be is brought to fruitition." Crowd: "Change the channel (clap, clap clap-clap-clap) Change the channel (clap, clap clap-clap-clap).

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PCW NEWSLINE with Gina Ramsey

Huge Argument in Domination Inc. Suite After the Show
PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein reports that a major blow up took place between Domination Inc. CEO 'Sports Entertainment Genius' Mr. McMann and his CFO Gordon Guyko. Bystanders outside could hear yelling and screaming coming from the suite some thirty minutes after the show ended.It appears Guyko is very upset over the recent turn of events. He has brought in several high rolling investors to Domination Inc. and he is feeling intense heat from them for results. BMW's upset loss Wednesday night to the King of Old School Gimmicks Baron Von Munchke was the final straw. Guyko ripped into McMann over his management and for the amount of money spent on talent with little or nothing to show. Guyko essentially gave McMann an ultimatum: Domination Inc. brings home two of the four titles at Loose Cannons Unleashed 5 or he is through.

Tentative 2009-2010 PCW Schedule of Events Released:
7/29-PCW Night of Champions
9/27-PCW Lock and Load 4
11/9-PCW Night of Champions
12/27-PCW Christmas
1/27-PCW Night of Champions
3/7-PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction 3
4/21-PCW Night of Champions
6/6-PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed 6

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Ring Announcer (and very pregnant) Charlene Ann Beckworth in the ring.

Charlene Ann: "Our next match is the first semi-final match in the PCW Tag Team Tournament. In the ring at this time, representing Dick Cheney's Extreme Neo-Con Alliance-Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit!" 'The Alaskan Pitbull' Sarah Palin walks up with Grizzly Adam and Hunter the Hunter. Charlene Ann: "And their opponents, from SarahPAC- the team of Grizzly Adam and Hunter the Hunter.!"

MATCH #2 Semi-Final #1 of the PCW Tag Team Tournament
BIG OIL and KIRK WALSTREIT (Dick Cheney's Extreme Neo-Con Alliance) vs.
HUNTER the HUNTER and GRIZZLY ADAM w/'The Alaskan Pitbull' Sarah Palin (SarahPAC)


Bell rings. Big Oil chops Hunter the Hunter. Hunter jabs Big Oil back and tags in Grizzly Adam. Big Oil bounces Grizzly Adam off the ropes and clotheslines him. Big Oil with chops. Big Oil whips Grizzly Adam again into the ropes and clotheslines him. Grizzly Adam crawls back and tags Hunter the Hunter back in. They lockup. Hunter whips Big Oil to the corner of the ring. Grizzly Adam German suplexes Big Oil. Big Oil bounces Grizzly Adam off the ropes and clotheslines him. Kirk Walstreit in. Walstreit nails Grizzly Adam with a double underhook suplex. Grizzly Adam comes back and scoops Walstreit up and powerslams him through a table! He goes for the cover. Keels counts. ...1 ...2 Walstreit kicks out.

Grizzly Adam tags in Hunter the Hunter. Walstreit with a flying knee. Big Oil slides chair in the ring. Walstreit sets the chair down on Hunter the Hunter...Walstreit up top..Splash onto the chair! Cover. The ref starts the count. ...1 Hunter kicks out. Walstreit with a jumping sidekick on Hunter. Hunter gets to the corner and tags Grizzly Adam in. Grizzly Adam promptly gets hit with a dragon screw from Walstreit. Grizzly Adam Hunter the Hunter back in. Hunter punches Walstreit. Hunter pins Walstreit against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Forearm to the head. Quad R Randy 'Road Rage' Richardson again hits the ring. Suplex to Hunter. Quad R to the top rope...Senton Bomb!

Walstreit knees Hunter. Then an elbowdrop. Walstreit hooks Hunter's face and drives him into a chair. Hunter's face is busted open! Walstreit covers...1 ...2 ...3

Charlene Ann: "The winners of this match, Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit! Next week on PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed 5, they will meet the winner of the next match between Starz N. Stripes/'No Frills' Chris Escondido and Cadillac/Jaguar."

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UPDATED PCW LOOSE CANNONS UNLEASHED 5 CARD:

-Main Event: O'Beck Bahama (Progressive Alliance) will put his PCW Title on the line at PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed 5 against Domination Inc's 'Seven Foot Tall Weapon of Mass Destruction' Big Monster Wahlie!

-The championship match of the tag team title tournament to detemine the new PCW Tag Team champions.

-SNAFU (Independent) defends the PCW Television Title against Newt Tron Bomb (American Patriots)

-Angry Left Wing Bloggers (Progressive Alliance) vs. W's Image Rehab and Truth Squad (Dick Cheney's Extreme Neo-Con Alliance)

- 4-Way Dance for the PCW Women's Title: Kathryn Randall Collins aka...KRC (Progressive Alliance) vs. Mercedes (Domination Inc.) vs. Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (SarahPAC) vs. PCW Women's Champion 'Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl' Tessa Martin (American Heartland Coalition)

-Janeane Garofalo (Progressive Alliance)vs. 'Queen of Political Extreme' Ann Coulter in a Grudge Cage Deathmatch.

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COMMERCIAL TIME:

The E-Wrestling Magazine is the home for all the latest news on e-federations all across the country. Check out all the latest stories on PCW and other great e-federations:

Hostility: A Look at the World Heavyweight Championship Match at South of Heaven
Hostility: A Look at Hooligan vs Daniels at South of Heaven
Ben Interviews Level One and Crazy Man
Caldweller's PRIME Ultraviolence 2009 Report (Part 1)
Dream Sends Feelers to HOTv; New Arena Announced
The E-Wrestling Rumor Mill #20
Hostility: A Look at the Ultimate Showdown at South of Heaven
Political Championship Wrestling and Superstar Wrestling Federation to Join Up with High Octane TV

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UPCOMING EVENTS @ www.politicalwrestling.wordpress.com :
6/3- PCW Extreme Political TV
6/5- PCW Newsline
6/7- Political Championship Wrestling Presents: Loose Cannons Unleashed 5
6/10- PCW Extreme Political TV
6/12- PCW Newsline
6/14- PCW on P-SPAN
6/17- PCW End of the Season Extravaganza

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Charlene Ann: "Our final match tonight is semi-final #2 of the PCW Tag Team Tournament. On their way to the ring at this time, accompanied by 'Rahm-bo' Rahm Emanuel, from the Progressive Alliance, 'No Frills' Chris Escondido and Starz N. Stripes!" Emanuel, Escondido and Starz N. Stripes come to the ring. Charlene Ann: "And their opponents, representing Domination Inc., the team of Cadillac and Jaguar." Cadillac and Jaguar climb into the ring.

MATCH #3 Semi-Final #2 of the PCW Tag Team Tournament
'No Frills' CHRIS ESCONDIDO and STARZ N. STRIPES w/Rahm Emanuel (Progressive Alliance) vs.
CADILLAC and JAGUAR (Domination Inc.)

The bell rings. Cadillac places 'No Frills' Chris Escondido on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. Follow up clothesline to Escondido. Cadillac quickly tags in Jaguar and then double underhooks Escondido and tiger drives him. Jaguar chimes in with punches, allowing Cadillac to hit a belly-to-back suplex on Escondido. Starz N. Stripes throws a chair at Cadillac. Starz spins around and kicks the chair in his face. 'No Frills' Chris Escondido gets up. Jaguar hits Escondido with a double arm DDT. Escondido gets to the corner and tags Starz N. Stripes in. Jaguar punches Starz N. Stripes repeatedly. Escondido comes back in and grabs ahold of Jaguar's waist....Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex. Jaguar tags Cadillac in.

Starz goes for a German suplex table but Cadillac blocks it. Starz hits the inverted DDT though. Cadillac tags Jaguar back in. Corkscrew legdrop on Jaguar. Starz sets a chair on Jaguar's face... Leg Drop. Cover. Referee Davey Keels counts. ...1 Jaguar kicks out. Escondido tagged back in by Starz and hits Jaguar with a backward kick. Escondido tackles Jaguar and punches him in the head. Escondido goes for a Piledriver but Jaguar flips out of it. Escondido clotheslines Jaguar over the ropes to the floor. Jaguar whips 'No Frills' Chris Escondido into the steel guardrail. He follows up with a jumping clothesline. Escondido manages to pull himself up. Jaguar jumps onto Escondido's shoulders, twists, and DDT's him onto the floor. Connor Justice and D.B. Ruff run around to interfere.

Justice with a chokehold on Escondido. D.B. Ruff chokes Starz with his boot. Ruff goes for the taser but Rahm Emanuel runs over and chokes him with a microphone cable. F-Bomb to Ruff. Emanuel grabs a chair...he smashes Justice over the head with it! F-Bomb to Justice. Emanuel clotheslines Jaguar. F-Bomb to Jaguar. Quad R in again. He chokes Escondido with a microphone cable. Emanuel over, Quad R hooks in a double underhook and tiger drives him on the floor. Quad R sets up a table and drapes Escondido on a table. Quad R leg drops Escondido through the table.

Quad R throws Escondido back into the ring. Jaguar nails a corkscrew legdrop on Escondido. A spinning leg lariat follows. Escondido in trouble. Jaguar thrust kicks him in the head. Jaguar covers and hooks the leg. Keels counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3

Charlene Ann: "The winners of this match, Cadillac and Jaguar! They will face Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit next week at PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed 5 for the PCW Tag Team Title!"

Friday, May 29, 2009

5/29-PCW Newsline

PCW Extreme Political TV Recap/Heated Argument in Domination Inc. Suite After Show/Change in the Card for Loose Cannons Unleashed 5/PCW Rankings/PCW Schedule/Tentative Schedule for Next Year/E-Federation News from the E-Wrestling World/E-Wrestler of the Week

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5/29-PCW NEWSLINE with Gina Ramsey












Hey y'all. It's time for another PCW Newsline. Lots of stuff to go over so let's get started.

PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV RECAP

-PCW CEO Barack Obama, PCW Owners Bubba Jackson and DeWayne Cantrell announce PCW's agreement to join High Octane Television.

-'Texas Cowgirl' HALEY DALLAS (American Patriots) pinned ‘Trailer Park Princess’ TANYA HARDY w/the White Trash Posse (Independent) via a powerbomb.

-Pulp Fiction Promo Segment: (The 'Dr. Phil Wannabe' Dr. Bill hangs with the PCW TV Champion SNAFU, American Patriot Jeff Flake with Gabrielle Giffords and Paul Hodes from the Progressive Alliance, Rush Limbaugh and his golden EIB microphone, Starz N. Stripes (Progressive Alliance) gets attacked by W's Image Rehab and Truth Squad.

-#1 Contender’s Match for the PCW Television Title: AMERICAN TRUCKER w/Tequila Sheila (American Heartland Coalition) taps out to NEWT TRON BOMB w/Daisy Cutter Bomb (American Patriots) via N-Bomb's "Silent But Deadly" submission.

-Movie Classic looks for a volunteer in the Island of Misfit Wrestlers Locker Room to wrestle Big Monster Wahlie. No one steps up until Baron Von Munchke, the King of Old School Gimmicks, volunteers.

-‘Domination Inc’s Seven Foot Tall Weapon of Mass Destruction’ BIG MONSTER WAHLIE w/Domination Inc. is upset by 'The King of Old School Gimmicks' BARON VON MUNCHKE w/Movie Classic (Island of Misfit Wrestlers) when the PCW TV Champion SNAFU hits BMW on the head with his TV Title belt, knocking him out.

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HUGE ARGUMENT IN DOMINATION INC. SUITE AFTER THE SHOW

PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein reports that a major blow up took place between Domination Inc. CEO 'Sports Entertainment Genius' Mr. McMann and his CFO Gordon Guyko. Bystanders outside could hear yelling and screaming coming from the suite some thirty minutes after the show ended.

It appears Guyko is very upset over the recent turn of events. He has brought in several high rolling investors to Domination Inc. and he is feeling intense heat from them for results. BMW's upset loss Wednesday night to the King of Old School Gimmicks Baron Von Munchke was the final straw. Guyko ripped into McMann over his management and for the amount of money spent on talent with little or nothing to show. Guyko essentially gave McMann an ultimatum: Domination Inc. brings home two of the four titles at Loose Cannons Unleashed 5 or he is through.

REPLAY FROM PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV
'Domination Inc's Seven Foot Tall Weapon of Mass Destruction' BIG MONSTER WAHLIE w/Domination Inc. vs. BARON VON MUNCHKE (Island of Misfit Wrestlers)
Suave: "BMW leans in...CLAW! THE CLAWHOLD! BARON VON MUNCHKE'S GOT THE CLAW INNNNNN." BMW swats the hand away and drills Von Munchke with the powerbomb. Suave: "That'll take the steam right out of you! BMW stalking Baron Von Munchke now...WAIT A MINUTE! THAT'S...THAT'S THE PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION SNAFU! HE'S ON THE TOP ROPE!" SNAFU jumps and crashes the TV Title belt on the top of BMW's head. BMW collapses in a heap.

The crowd stands up. McMann's eyes bulge out. Suave: "WAIT! HE'S...HE'S OUT!" Baron Von Munchke returns to a sitting position. Suave: "HE'S BEEN KNOCKED OUT!" Movie Classic can't believe it either. Movie Classic: "DON'T JUST STAND THERE! PIN HIM! PIN HIM!" The Baron's unsure what to do. He puts the Clawhold back on BMW. Movie Classic: "NO, DON'T CLAW HIM YOU MORON! PIN HIM!" Movie Classic gestures wildly at Von Munchke. The Baron finally covers. Crowd: "One. Two. Three."

When asked what happened to BMW, Domination Inc.'s response was a terse "no comment."

SNAFU had this to say: "All I wanted to do is send a message to Domination Inc. that the TV belt was not a piece of ****. But, I did NOT hit him that hard."

It will be interesting to see what transpires next Wednesday night as PCW Extreme Political TV returns to the Palace of Political Extreme- PCW Hall in Archbold, Ohio.

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CHANGE IN PCW LOOSE CANNONS UNLEASHED 5 CARD

The PCW Competition Committee confirmed that per the request of the Angry Left Wing Bloggers (Daily Kos, Jane Hamsher, Eric Alterman, and Media Matters For America), their opponents at PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed 5 will indeed be W's Image Rehab and Truth Squad ("The Mastermind" Karl Rove, Dana Perino, Andrew Card, and Ari Fleischer).

As of now, PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed 5 looks like this:

-Main Event: O'Beck Bahama (Progressive Alliance) will put his PCW Title on the line at PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed 5 against Domination Inc's 'Seven Foot Tall Weapon of Mass Destruction' Big Monster Wahlie!


-The championship match of the tag team title tournament to detemine the new PCW Tag Team champions.

-SNAFU (Independent) defends the PCW Television Title against Newt Tron Bomb (American Patriots)

-Angry Left Wing Bloggers (Progressive Alliance) vs. Right Wing Brigadiers (American Patriots)

- Way Dance for the PCW Women's Title: Kathryn Randall Collins aka...KRC (Progressive Alliance) vs. Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (SarahPAC) vs. PCW Women's Champion 'Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl' Tessa Martin (American Heartland Coalition)

Janeane Garofalo (Progressive Alliance)vs. 'Queen of Political Extreme' Ann Coulter in a Grudge Cage Deathmatch.


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BWE-EBW Event


Our good friends at BWE and EBW just presented Jakarta Encounter live from the Tripzibit Resort in Jakarta, Indonesia. Here are the previous BWE Throwdown! and EBW UnCut shows if you want to catch up on what has led us to this point:


EBW UnCutBWE Throwdown! - January 29, 2009
EBW UnCut - February 18, 2009
BWE Throwdown! - April 7, 2009


Here are the scheduled matches:

-10-Man Tag Team Match: Kenny Kumar, Blue Monkey Disco Party, The World's Most Dangerous Blogger hdiaz1, wiltfongjr, MadMan vs The Sporting Blog members Chris Littman, Spencer Hall, Dan Shanoff, Large Larzelere, and Dan Steinberg:


This one could get really chaotic before No Recovery! Kenny Kumar and the Blue Monkey Disco Party debut in to team with three other guys that were also upset about not making it to the previous Throwdown! show. TSB has been expressing displeasure towards BWE ever since they've opted out of not showing it on Sporting News, and continue to target their members that get in their way.


-Money in the Blog Qualifying Tag Team Match: dking97 & enova vs fanofreds & 3rdStoneFromTheSun:


dking97 & enova have been going at it ever since the draft special last summer. fanofreds & 3rdStoneFromTheSun were on opposite sides on the previous EBW UnCut! But the winning team goes on to the Money in the Blog Ladder match at No Recovery! where the winner guarantees themselves a shot at any title by grabbing the scrolled up blog entry above the ring. Philly The Kid, lanz1, ztwo have qualified for BWE as has Yankees3Fan7 for EBW! Two spots remain, so which two can co-exist together to move onto the Money in the Blog match?


-Maxi & Twinks Blogula vs We Hate Female Bloggers:


Maxi and Twinks make their in-ring debuts, and this is as a result of the altercation that took place on the previous Throwdown! Will the Blugging Queen and Twinks Blogula be successful in their debuts on Jakarta Encounter?


Yankees3Fan7 vs LakerKev:

LakerKev was involved in an altercation with the AOC, but he may not even make it to Jakarta Encounter!


Main Event:
BWE Champion Mo Morrissey & fragnoli vs mojomike & The Karmic Boomerang:


This is literally East meets West. Mo and frag from the New England area against mojomike and Karmic from Portland, Oregon. Mo and mojomike are set to face at No Recovery! Fragnoli has had strange coincidences in his matches which includes missing his flight to the last Throwdown! Karmic has had run-ins the the TSB that costed him a chance to go to the Money in the Blog Ladder match. So this is a chance for momentum to swing for all competitors in the main event at Jakarta Encounter!


Tune in to Jakarta Encounter at Basic Bloganomics!


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PCW RANKINGS



PCW WORLD CHAMPION: ‘The New Rookie Sensation’ O’Beck Bahama (Progressive Alliance)
CONTENDERS:

#1- A. Tom Bomb (American Patriots)
#2- Randy “Road Rage” Richardson (Extreme Neo-Con Alliance)
#3- Big Monster Wahlie (Domination Inc.)


PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin (American Heartland Coalition)
CONTENDERS:
#1- Kathryn Randall Collins (Progressive Alliance)
#2- Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (SarahPac)
#3- Hallie Burton- (Dick Cheney’s Extreme Neo-Con Alliance)


PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Vacant
CONTENDERS:

#1- Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (Dick Cheney’s Extreme Neo-Con Alliance.)
#2- Grizzly Adam and Hunter the Hunter (SarahPAC)
#3- ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and Starz N. Stripes (Progressive Alliance)


PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION: SNAFU (Independent)
CONTENDERS:
#1- Newt Tron Bomb (American Patriots)
#2- American Trucker (American Heartland Coalition)
#3- Dave the Mechanic (American Heartland Coalition)

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UPCOMING EVENTS @ www.politicalwrestling.wordpress.com :
5/31- PCW on P-SPAN
6/3- PCW Extreme Political TV
6/5- PCW Newsline
6/7- Political Championship Wrestling Presents: Loose Cannons Unleashed 5
6/10- PCW Extreme Political TV
6/12- PCW Newsline
6/14- PCW on P-SPAN
6/17- PCW End of the Season Extravaganza


TENTATIVE 2009-2010 PCW SCHEDULE OF EVENTS:

7/29-PCW Night of Champions
9/27-PCW Lock and Load 4
11/9-PCW Night of Champions
12/27-PCW Christmas
1/27-PCW Night of Champions
3/7-PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction 3
4/21-PCW Night of Champions
6/6-PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed 6


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E-FEDERATION NEWS FROM THE E-WRESTLING WORLD



Our new segment highlights news and the best from other E-Wrestling Federations.


PCW and Superstar Wrestling Federation Sign with High Octane Television
PCW Press Secretary Robert Gibbs confirmed Monday night that Political Championship Wrestling, along with Superstar Wrestling Federation, will be joining High Octane TV starting in June.


PCW CEO Barack Obama and PCW Co-Owners Bubba Jackson and DeWayne Cantrell also addressed the issue on PCW Extreme Political Television Wednesday night.


Other members of HOTv include Siberian Wrestling and High Octane Wrestling.


Dream Wrestling Federation Sent Feelers to HOTv...or Did They

DWF released a statement Tuesday to the effect that they were in negotiations with High Octane Television to join PCW and SWF as new members.


However, Lee Best flatly shot the rumor down at the HOTv website later that night. HOTv is apparently looking for a fifth federation though.


FedWars.org is No More

InterFederation 'The Experts' purchased FedWars and promptly disbanded it- much to the irritation of What The Federation and Hostility. Hostility's Talon shot off a blog post at Titan Zone expressing his displeasure at the way things went down.


Possible DWF-SWF War on the Horizon?

Shawn FX's commentary at Titan Zone entitled Matthew Martin (SWF) Irate regarding DWF moving into SWF territory down in Florida.


"HOTv is considering signing the DWF. This too will put the SWF against the DWF. Numbers don't lie. We'll see what the ratings look like each week. You have the SWF Superstar Showcase on Saturday versus the DWF Sunday Night Slaughter. It seems like this is going to force William Peters of the DWF and Matthew Martin of the SWF to pull out all the stops. The weekly quality of the shows will have to get better. They'll both have to put pay per view quality matches together just to "one up" the other. That's going to be exciting to fans but that's going to be a nightmare to each respective roster..."

Shawn FX then concludes by intimating that he could persuaded to jump to the DWF if the situation (ie...money) was right. Stay tuned.


no brand Wrestling:
Three title changes took place at their recent Full Effect 54 show.
-The Dream Warriors defeated Showtime and Proteus in an epic battle royale to become the new nbW Dynasty Tag Team Champions
-Torment destroyed Xander Napoli to win the nbW World Heavyweight Champion.
-Ali Amore, at all of 23 years old, made Torment's title reign brutally short by defeating him mere moments after he'd taken the title from Napoli.


Future Wrestling League:
-On FWL's Friday Night Fusion, Velvet snatched victory from the jaws of defeat when she grabbed the ropes while suffering the effects of Hot Stuff's Sharpshooter. Velvet then rolled Hot Stuff up to steal the win.


Dream Wrestling Federation:
-On Sunday Night Slaughter, Eric Payne defeated Rich Mahogany for the #1 contender's spot and then cost Dark a match against Pierce later in the show.


High Octane Wrestling:
The final Monday Night Mayhem before HOW's War Game on June 8th saw...mayhem...lots of mayhem...
-Joseph 'Spook' Gregory destroyed Silvery Cyanide in 9 seconds.
-Scottywood emerged as the new LSD Titleholder by defeating former champion Static and challenger Shocker.
-Aceldama stunned Crow to win the HOW World Title not long after he checked himself out of a mental institution.


Siberian Wrestling:
Lockdown 14 took place earlier this week.
-Claire Voyant made an impressive debut by summarily disposing of John Q. Everyguy in very short order. Voyant later helped Dan Filat pull out a win by shoving his opponent, Abbey Spears, off the turnbuckle.
-Olivia Quinn and Sam X- Sam X pinned Siberian Wrestling's World Champion Andrei Sorokov and Quinn, Sorokov's daughter, gets him to agree to her stipulation for their upcoming match at SW's Battlefront.

NeWA:
May Tradition brought out a couple of excellent matches
-Joey Brannon defeated Steve Justice in a back and forth pitched battle that saw both men take several near falls.
-Antonino Romano in a near classic holds off Eric Benjamin by slipping out of a powerslam and connecting with a superkick and ending it with a face plant.
-Ronnie McNeil and 'The Angel of Hate' Joshua Baker simultaneously pin each other leaving the referee befuddled at the end of their match.


UPCOMING EVENTS:

SWF Superstar Showcase
May 30, 2009 from 6:30pm to 9:30pm – SWF Arena in Orlando, FL
Hostility Presents: SOUTH OF HEAVEN
May 31, 2009 all day – Madison Square Garden
5/31/09 WTF Xtreme
May 31, 2009 from 6pm to 7pm – The Erwin Center in Austin, Texas.
PCW on P-SPAN
May 31, 2009 from 10pm to 11pm – Hammerstein Ballroom, New York City, NY

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E-WRESTLER OF THE WEEK:

3. DREAM WARRIORS (no brand Wrestling): defeated Showtime and Proteus in a hard fought match to become the new nbW Tag Team Champions.

2. ACELDAMA (High Octane Wrestling): the man just got out of a mental institution and wins the HOW Title? That's impressive.

1. ALI AMORE (no brand Wrestling): But what's even more impressive, Amore, at the tender age of 23, defeating the newly crowned nbW Champion Torment for the title.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

5/27-Political Championship Wrestling Extreme Political TV

5/27-PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV from the C.R.C. on the campus of Ohio State-Mansfield in Mansfield, Ohio
HOSTS: Johnny Suave and his life size cardboard cut-out of Shania Twain


Crowd: "PCW!...PCW!...PCW!..." Suave: "WELCOME TO P-C-W! SUNDAY NIGHT SAW THE FIRST STEP TO FINDING OUT WHO THE NEXT PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS WILL BE."

REPLAY- 5/24 PCW on P-SPAN
MATCH #1- PCW Tag Team Tournament Quarterfinal
'Extreme Vegan' BROCK COLE LEE and GREENPETE w/Peta from PETA and PeaceNick (Green World Order) vs.
HUNTER the HUNTER and GRIZZLY ADAM w/'The Alaskan Pitbull' Sarah Palin (SarahPAC)
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...Lee grabs Hunter and applies an arm wrench. Crowd: "BORE-RING...BORE-RING!" Lee flips off the crowd and gets caught with a Suplex by Hunter. Lee's head slams into the chair!! Hunter drags Lee to the floor. Hunter the Hunter applies an arm wrench to Brock Cole Lee. Grizzly Adam nails Lee with another chair. Peta from PETA runs around the ring and starts screeching at Grizzly Adam. The Alaskan Pitbull Sarah Palin and her everpresent hockey stick moves towards Peta. Peta hightails it back to the other side. Crowd: "SARAH'S GOING TO KILL YOU! (clap, clap clap-clap-clap), SARAH'S GOING TO KILL YOU (clap, clap, clap-clap-clap) Hunter takes Lee back into the ring. Hunter the Hunter applies an arm wrench takedown to Lee and tags in Grizzly Adam. Grizzly throws a table in and Hunter sets it up. Grizzly Adam then gorilla press slams Brock Cole Lee thru the table! Hunter then drags Brock Cole Lee up...Fall Away Slam on the chair!......"

"......Hunter pulls himself up and sets a chair on Brock Cole Lee. Grizzly Adam lands a splash on the chair. Hunter sets the bear trap up in the corner. PeaceNick and Peta from PETA climb into the ring. Grizzly Adam piledrives GreenPete. Now Lee pulls himself up. Hunter picks up the chair and cracks it over Lee's head. Lee is busted open. PeaceNick tries to use chloroform on Hunter. Hunter spins him upside down and piledrives him. Grizzly Adam hits Lee with an elbow drop from the second turnbuckle. Peta punches Hunter repeatedly. Palin grabs Peta by the hair and whips her to the corner of the ring. *SNAP* Bear Trap! Bear Trap! Peta tries remove the bear trap from her ankles. Crowd: "PCW!...PCW!...PCW!"

Hunter sets the chair on Lee's face...another second rope leg drop! Hunter covers. One. Two. Three..."

MATCH #2 PCW Tag Team Tournament Quarterfinal
BLUE DOG D w/Kirsten Gillibrand (Progressive Alliance) and RINO-Republican in Name Only w/Susan Collins (American Patriots)- The Bipartisan Dream Team vs.
BIG OIL and KIRK WALSTREIT- Wall Street Market Analyst with the man crush on ESPN's Kirk Herbstreit w/"The Mastermind" Karl Rove (Dick Cheney's Extreme Neo-Con Alliance)
"The Mastermind" Karl Rove points to his temple to make sure everyone knows he's a friggin' genius. The bell rings. Kirk Walstreit goes on the offensive immediately. He places Blue Dog D on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. Blue Dog D pops right back up and nails Walstreit with a pumphandle suplex. Walstreit comes back with a clothesline. Walstreit then chops Blue Dog D. Blue Dog D chops him back. Walstreit chops him again. Blue Dog D chops him back. Walstreit goes for another chop, Blue Dog D evades it, spins Walstreit around, and atomic drops him. Blue Dog D tags RINO in. Walstreit tries to chop RINO- RINO kicks Kirk Walstreit in the groin. Blue Dog D back in and nails Walstreit with a front-layout suplex. Crowd: "Blue Dog D! Blue Dog D!" chants start......"

"......RINO wraps his legs around Big Oil's neck and puts him in the figure-four sleeper. Davey Keels asks Big Oil if he quits. ... Big Oil fights the hold. ... RINO tightens the hold. Big Oil tries to stand up. No go. Walstreit in the ring and breaks the hold. They lockup. RINO puts Walstreit through another table that Collins and Gillibrand hastily set up.

Randy 'Road Rage' Richardson aka...Quadruple R, runs to the ring. Quad R hits a low blow on RINO and then piledrives him. The crowd boos Richardson. Quad R slingshot facebusters Blue Dog D and slams his face to the mat. Big Oil moves back to his feet. Big Oil forearm smashes RINO. Big Oil follows up with a power bomb. Big Oil sets RINO up...and delivers an Oklahoma Driller on him. Cover. One. Two. Three."

MATCH #3 PCW Tag Team Tournament Quarterfinal
'No Frills' CHRIS ESCONDIDO and STARZ N. STRIPES w/Rahm Emanuel (Progressive Alliance) vs.
THE RAVING REDNECKS LOCKE and LOADE w/Tequila Sheila (American Heartland Coalition)
"......Loade hits a double leg takedown on Escondido and follows with a corkscrew legdrop. Starz in and clotheslines Loade. Starz sends Loade to the corner of the ring. Rahm Emanuel gets a couple cheap shots in before Starz hits Loade with the back of his elbow. Locke in and nails Starz from behind. Locke sidewalk slams Starz. Escondido gives Loade a face buster. Loade eats a diving elbow smash from Escondido. Starz tags in Escondido and then drives Loade to the floor again with a double arm DDT......"

"......Escondido in and drives his forearm into the back of Loade's neck. Escondido then measures Loade up and drops a closed fist. Starz puts a chair on Loade's head...leg drop on the chair. Loade is busted open. Cover. One...Locke kicks Starz off Loade. Locke follows up with the crotch slam. Rahm Emanuel hits the ring and legsweeps Locke. He sets up for the F-Bomb but Tequila Sheila comes in and rakes Emanuel's face. Loade gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Escondido. Escondido with another fist drop on Loade. He goes over the top...CATTLE MUTILATION! The crowd goes wild. Loade taps out......."

MATCH #4 PCW Tag Team Tournament Quarterfinal
CADILLAC and JAGUAR w/Domination Inc. (Domination Inc.) vs.
JACK SCHETT and BULL SCHETT w/Horst Schett and The Extreme German Schnauzer Hans Gruber (Ron Paul's New Libertarian Army)
"Jaguar tries for a top-rope senton but Horst Schett crotches him on the top rope. Cadillac power bombs Bull through an outside ring table. Jack Schett grabs onto Cadillac and a Belly to Belly Suplex sends Cadillac down onto the floor. Bull follows with a tiger driver on Cadillac. Jack uses a closed fist on Cadillac. Bull tries for a Reverse Suplex but Cadillac avoids it. Jaguar runs in and Bull kicks him in the groin. He follows with a swinging bulldog and drives Jaguar's face into the floor. Bull Schett is back on his feet. Leg Drop! Jack goes for a neck scissors but Jaguar dodges the attack. Horst Schett sneaks up and sends Jaguar into the steel guardrail. Jack belly-to-belly suplexes Cadillac......"

"......Jack catches Jaguar's leg, but Jaguar reverses it with an enzuigiri. Connor Justice and D.B. Ruff in the ring. Connor Justice sends Jack to the corner of ringside. Justice tries to taser Jack- Jack gets away and gets drilled by D.B. Ruff. Cadillac comes in from behind and bulldogs Jack. Horst suplexes Jaguar and then throws him from the ring. Horst bulldog's Jaguar on the floor. Ruff tasers Horst and takes him out.

The Corporate Enforcer, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, chokes Bull with a microphone cable and then clotheslines the hell out of him. A table is set up outside the ring. WTF Awesome Bombs Bull through the table outside the ring. Crowd: "HOLY ****! HOLY ****!" Jaguar takes Jack into the ring. Tilt-a-whirl slam. Jaguar up on the top rope. He knees Jack in the stomach from the top rope. Jaguar moves back to the top rope. Jack gets back up and eats a 5 Star Frog Splash from the top rope. Jaguar pulls off a beautiful sunset flip off of the top rope. Cover. One. Two. Three."

Suave: "So, next Sunday- it's going to be Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit from Dick Cheney's Extreme Neo-Con Alliance vs. SarahPAC's Grizzly Adam and Hunter the Hunter followed by Cadillac and Jaguar from Domination Inc. vs. 'No Frills Chris Escondido and Starz N. Stripes of the Progressive Alliance."

*flute and clarinet flourish*


Two men come out and unroll a white carpet to the ring steps. Dancers then dance. Ballet dancers…ballet? Little children walk up the white carpet and drop rose petals. Someone lets loose some pigeons…we’re still not sure just how they’ll get out of the building. The crowd stands and lets out a loud ovation as PCW CEO Barack Obama appears with his Aide de Camp Joe Biden by his side.

Suave: "And it looks like we're going to get an explanation concerning this new venture with High Octane Television-"

*Opening riff's to AC/DC's 'Highway to Hell'*

The crowd explodes as PCW Co-Owners Bubba Jackson and DeWayne Cantrell appear. Suave: "HOLY CRAP! IT'S BUBBA JACKSON AND DeWAYNE CANTRELL! THEY'RE HERE!" The crowd sings along to the song as Bubba and DeWayne make their way to the ring.

Obama: "I want to announce that PCW has entered into an agreement with High Octane Television. I have been in contact with Lee Best of HOTv. Bubba Jackson has been involved in the negotiations. And we quickly came to an agreement over the weekend. I want to make clear to everyone that we are all very excited about this opportunity. We will be joining High Octane Wrestling, Siberian Wrestling, and the Superstar Wrestling Federation, all vibrant and competitive federations in their own right, in HOTv. This is a step forward for PCW in a year that has seen Political Championship Wrestling's audience increase dramatically since PCW Extreme Election Night 2008 in November. Bubba?" Bubba: "I really don't have a lot more to add. DeWayne and I feel that PCW couldn't let this opportunity pass by."
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*Talent on loan from God*
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"The Innovator of Extreme Broadcast Excellence" Rush Limbaugh saunters out. Rush: "That's right, it is I, Rush Limbaugh..." Crowd: "WHO?" Rush: "...El Rushbo..." Crowd: "WHO?" Rush: "...the Maharushbie..." Crowd: "WHO?" Rush: "...with talent on loan from-" Crowd: "ROB!" Rush: "IT'S GOD, YOU DOLTS! GOD!" Crowd: "OX-SEE CON-TIN (clap, clap clap-clap-clap) OX-SEE CON-TIN (clap, clap clap-clap-clap)" Rush: "SHUT UP AND LISTEN! I just came from behind my golden EIB microphone to comment on this announcement. As the titular head of the American Patriots, it's up to me to denounce this misguided idea. This is just another extreme left wing plan-" Voice: "Hold on a second, Rush." American Patriots Executive Director Michael Steele comes out. Steele: "Since I am the Executive Director, I'll speak for the American Patriots. Now, the American Patriots should take a wait and see approach to this plan. I think it's too early to judge-" Rush: "Oh spare me the namby pamby, moderate bull****. This is a bad idea. This is nothing more than an ultraliberal scam. Ladies and gentlemen, why is Obama going along with this? Because Colin Powell came out in favor of this? Because Tom Ridge likes this idea? What What Right Do Colin Powell and Tom Ridge Have to Lecture the American Patriots? Why does Powell now seem to think he has the right or credibility to lecture American Patriots on how our faction should be run? He wanted Obama to be the next PCW CEO, and he said so very publicly. He saved his endorsement of Obama at a very propitious strategic moment and did so in public after the American Patriots in their infinite wisdom nominated a candidate supposedly ideal to somebody like General Powell. That would be John McCain. So now why does Powell now seem to think he has the right or credibility to lecture the American Patriots? Let him go crawling to the Progressive Alliance."
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Another voice: "Rush, you're just wrong." 'Straight Shootin' John McCain comes out. McCain: "The real problem with the American Patriots is that too many people associate you with the American Patriots." Steele: "Excuse me. Can I talk now? As the Executive Director of the American Patriots, I'd like to state for the record that-" Rush: "Stuff it, McCain. Why don't you go toddle off to the Progressive Alliance with General Powell." McCain: "It is hot in here? Oh...it's just Limbaugh spewing hot air." Steele: "Can I talk?" Rush: "13.5 million listeners like my hot air!" McCain: "Rush, there's only going to be 13. 5 million members of the Republican Party after you're done destroying it." Rush: "Oh *I* destroyed the Republican Party, Mr. 'I lost to a not even one term Senator' for president?" Steele: "Hello?..." McCain: "Well, perhaps if I wouldn't have worried about sucking up to inflated windbags like yourself I would have done better!" Steele: "...Hello? Is my mic on!" McCain and Limbaugh get into each others grilles. Suave: "The good news is, PCW is now a part of High Octane Television. The bad news is...well...the American Patriots still don't have their **** together. We'll be back after this..."
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Mini Dream Rumble Next Week
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FWL Friday Night FUSION Match Results

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Suave: "Let's go to the ring." "Crazy" by Aerosmith plays. Charlene Ann: "On her way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 175 pounds, from Portland, Oregon, accompanied by Shane and Jeff aka The White Trash Posse, "Trailer Park Princess" Tanya Hardy!" The crowd boos so Hardy flips them off while climbing into the ring. "Saturday Night at the Twist and Shout' by Mary Chapin Carpenter plays. Charlene Ann: "And her opponent weighs in tonight at 155 pounds. From Dallas, Texas, she's a member of American Patriots, Texas Cowgirl Haley Dallas!" The crowd cheers.

MATCH #1:
'Trailer Park Princess' TANYA HARDY w/the White Trash Posse (Independent) vs.
'Texas Cowgirl' HALEY DALLAS (American Patriots)
The bell rings. Suave: "Hardy comes out and grabs the Texas Cowgirl's head. SHE'S BITING HER! Now she's pulling her hair. Now she pokes her in the eyes. Hardy goes for a hiptoss but Dallas blocks it. Hardy tackles Dallas. They roll around! CAT-FIIIIIIGHT! CAT-FIIIIIGHT!" Hardy gets the advantage and punches Dallas in the head. The Texas Cowgirl pushes Hardy off and climbs to her feet. Suave: "The Texas Cowgirl's inexperience is showing a bit. Dallas wants a front slam but the Trailer Park Princess blocks it. DALLAS SLAPS HARDY! Hardy rakes the face right back. Jab by Hardy." Dallas drags the Trailer Park Princess to the floor.

Suave: "Dallas takes it to the floor- HIGH CROSSBODY BY DALLAS ! DALLAS WHIPS HARDY INTO THE RING STEPS!" Dallas hits a jawbreaker next. Hardy is dazed. Suave: "HERE COMES THE WHITE TRASH POSSE!" Shane sends Dallas into the announcer's table. Suave: "BATON! BATON!" Dallas gets batoned by Jeff. Shane hits her with the baton as well. Suave: "Dallas drops down...DOUBLE LOW BLOW!" The White Trash Posse are left bent over and gasping for air. Suave: "Dallas back in the ring...she pulls Hardy's hair. Elbowsmash to the face by the Texas Cowgirl. She's got her up....POWERBOMB! DALLAS FOR THE PIN. ONE...TWO...THREE!"

Charlene Ann: "The winner of this match, Texas Cowgirl Haley Dallas!!!"

Suave: "Nice win for the Texas Cowgirl!"

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PULP FICTION SEGMENT:

(Dick Dale surf music plays in the background)

The 'Dr. Phil Wannabe' Dr. Bill hangs with the PCW TV Champion SNAFU. Dr. Bill: "Let it be known that I, Dr. Bill, having taken not one, but TWO scrubs-" SNAFU: "HEY!" Dr. Bill: "Oh...sorry. Having taken two FORMER scrubs..." SNAFU: "That's better." Dr. Bill: "...to the PCW Television Championship, I guess that makes me, Dr. Bill, PCW's Manager of Champions! Right, SNAFU?" SNAFU: "I guess." Dr. Bill: "Just remember this...you don't need flapjacks to drop and give me twenty." SNAFU: "Say what?" Dr. Bill: "You don't need a bag of wolverines to watch Spongebob Squarepants..."

American Patriot Jeff Flake with Gabrielle Giffords and Paul Hodes from the Progressive Alliance. The Bipartisan Dream Team Blue Dog D and RINO-Republican in Name Only stand behind them. Flake: "Nancy Pelosi. Here we stand. American Patriots. Progressive Alliance. You claimed that you were going to drain the swamp. You were going to make PCW better. You haven't. PMA has abused his referee position by deliberately stopping two matches in which a Progressive Alliance wrestler was going to lose and John Murtha is the one who brought him in." Hodes: "Sever the relationship between faction members and referees!" Blue Dog D: "Because it's not only the right thing to do..." RINO: "It's the BI-PARTISAN THING TO DO!" RINO growls menacingly.

Dr. Bill and SNAFU. Dr. Bill: "...you don't need Shemp to get up in someone's grill." SNAFU: "What the hell are you talking about?"

Rush Limbaugh and his golden EIB microphone. Limbaugh: "Barack Obama. You brought this all on yourself. You wanted to make me look extreme. You wanted the American Patriots to look extreme. Well, guess what? We can do that all by ourselves!" Limbaugh pauses. Limbaugh: "That might not have come out right."

Starz N. Stripes (Progressive Alliance). Starz: "Domination Inc. Sunday night, 'No Frills' Chris Escondido and I are going to-" 'The Mastermind' Karl Rove, Dana Perino, Ari Fleischer, and Andrew Card...aka W's Image Rehab and Truth Squad, jump Starz and beat him down.

Dr. Bill and SNAFU. Dr. Bill: "You don't need feelings to shave a weasel!" SNAFU: "All right, I've had enough. I'm leaving." SNAFU turns and walks away shaking his head. Dr. Bill: "WHAT!"

Starz Beatdown. Rove spray paints the letter 'W' on Starz's back. Dick Cheney approves.

Dr. Bill. Dr. Bill: "WHAT DID I SAY?"

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UPCOMING EVENTS: OTHER E-FEDERATIONS:

SWF Superstar Showcase
May 30, 2009 from 6:30pm to 9:30pm – SWF Arena in Orlando, FL
Without a guaranteed TV contract and several superstars leaving, SWF Chairman Matthew Martin is forced to make several tough decisions. What will the remaining SWF locker room have to do to get their company back on track?

Hostility Presents: SOUTH OF HEAVEN
May 31, 2009 all day – Madison Square Garden
May 31st, 2009, from the historic Madison Square Garden... everything has been building up to this! The most important night in Hostility history will arrive on this night... Talon... Steven Steele... who will win the battle for the Hostility World Heavyweight Championship, and Hostility's destiny with it? See this and so much more, at South of Heaven!

5/31/09 WTF Xtreme
May 31, 2009 from 6pm to 7pm – The Erwin Center in Austin, Texas
The WTF Xtreme Pandemonium Tour continues live May 31, 2009 From The Erwin Center in Austin, Texas.

Main Event:
Rebel Fury vs. Viking and "The All Star" Shawn Anderson

"Majikal Mayhem" Vance Bonesteel vs."The Emerald Hero Andrew O'Reilly

Haggis vs. Simply Simon

Julian York vs. Stalker

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DOMINATION INC. SUITE
Domination Inc. CEO 'Sports Entertainment Genius' Mr. McMann grimly walks into the suite followed closely by CFO Gordon Guyko. Guyko looks very tense and slams the door behind him.

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Suave: "We are ready for match number 2. Let's go to Charlene Ann Beckworth."

"Eastbound and Down" by Jerry Reed plays over the loudspeakers. Charlene Ann: "The winner of this match will be the number one contender for the PCW Television Title and meet Champion SNAFU at PCW Loose Cannons 5! In the ring already. He's weighing in at 225 pounds, from Gary, Indiana and a member of American Heartland Coalition, accompanied by Tequila Sheila, it's the American Trucker!" The crowd cheers. Charlene Ann: "His opponent, weighing in at 200 pounds from Alamogordo, New Mexico. He's a member of American Patriots and accompanied by Daisy Cutter-Bomb, Newt Tron Bomb!"

MATCH #2: #1 Contender's Match for the PCW Television Title
AMERICAN TRUCKER w/Tequila Sheila (American Heartland Coalition) vs.
NEWT TRON BOMB w/Daisy Cutter Bomb (American Patriots)
The bell rings. Suave: "The winner gets a shot at the PCW Television Title! American Trucker hits a spinning leg lariat on Newt Tron Bomb right off the bat. He mounts and then punches N- Bomb over and over. The referee calls for a break." American Trucker stands back up. N-Bomb grabs American Trucker's leg and takes him down, then locks his leg. Suave: "I don't think N-Bomb actually broke. He's got that leg cinched in. Davey Keels asks American Trucker if he quits." Newt Tron Bomb tightens the hold...American Trucker trys to escape. Suave: "American Trucker gets to the ropes and the referee calls for a break. BUT N-BOMB THROWS AMERICAN TRUCKER OUT OF THE RING!"

Daisy Cutter-Bomb comes over and clotheslines American Trucker. Newt Tron Bomb follows with an inverted DDT. Daisy follows with an Daisy Cutter Power Bomb. Suave: "HOLY CRAP!" N-Bomb kicks American Trucker's knee. N-Bomb knees American Trucker and rolls back to his feet." Daisy sets a table up. Suave: "Well, that can't be good. N-Bomb pulls American Trucker up. DDT THROUGH THE TABLE! HOLY CRAP!" Daisy rolls American Trucker back in the ring. Suave: "N-Bomb also back in. He backs his butt up to American Trucker's face. EWWWWW! SILENT BUT DEADLY! SILENT BUT DEADLY!" The referee, holding his nose and his breath, rapidly counts to three and gets out of harm's way.

WINNER: NEWT TRON BOMB

Suave: "IT'S GOING TO BE NEWT TRON BOMB VERSUS SNAFU FOR THE PCW TELEVISION TITLE NEXT SUNDAY AT PCW LOOSE CANNONS FIVE!"

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SIX MATCHES CONFIRMED FOR PCW LOOSE CANNONS UNLEASHED 5

Main Event: O'Beck Bahama (Progressive Alliance) will put his PCW Title on the line at PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed 5 against Domination Inc's 'Seven Foot Tall Weapon of Mass Destruction' Big Monster Wahlie!

The championship match of the tag team title tournament to detemine the new PCW Tag Team champions.

SNAFU (Independent) defends the PCW Television Title against Newt Tron Bomb (American Patriots)

Angry Left Wing Bloggers (Progressive Alliance) vs. Right Wing Brigadiers (American Patriots)

3 Way Dance for the PCW Women's Title: Kathryn Randall Collins aka...KRC (Progressive Alliance) vs. Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (SarahPAC) vs. PCW Women's Champion 'Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl' Tessa Martin (American Heartland Coalition)

And Janeane Garofalo (Progressive Alliance)vs. 'Queen of Political Extreme' Ann Coulter in a Grudge Cage Deathmatch.

More matches to come.

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ISLAND OF MISFIT WRESTLERS LOCKER ROOM

Another week; another locker room full of somber and downright depressed Island of Misfit Wrestlers (Mr. Jaundice, Captain Nausea, The Mysterious Dr. Mysterious, Michael Hunt and Richard Headd of Guys with Unfortunate Names, Dick Van Dam, Jimmy from So Cal, and Dread Pirate Douggie). Movie Classic walks in. Movie Classic: "This is sad. This is very sad." Jimmy from So Cal: "You promised that things would change." Michael Hunt: "You said we wouldn't be losers anymore." Richard Headd: "But we're still the same...losers..." Dick Van Dam: "Actually, the correct term is 'talent enhancement." Headd: "Whatever. It means we still suck."

Movie Classic shakes his head. Movie Classic: "Cut it out! Cut it out! Cut it out! What the hell's the matter with you? Stupid! We're all very different people. We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts! Here's proof: his nose is cold! But there's no animal that's more faithful, that's more loyal, more loveable than the mutt. Who saw "Old Yeller?" Who cried when Old Yeller got shot at the end?" Movie Classic raises his hand. No one else does. Movie Classic: "Nobody cried when Old Yeller got shot? I'm sure." A few hands raise. Movie Classic: "I cried my eyes out. So we're all dogfaces, we're all very, very different, but there is one thing that we all have in common: we were all stupid enough to enlist in Political Championship Wrestling. We're mutants. There's something wrong with us, something very, very wrong with us. Something seriously wrong with us - we're soldiers. But we're American! We've been kicking ass for 200 years! We're 10 and 1! Now we don't have to worry about whether or not we our asses kicked for the hundredth time. We don't have to worry about Big Monster Wahlie is going to destroy us in the ring. All we have to do is to be the great American fighting wrestler that is inside each one of us. Now do what I do, and say what I say. And make me proud." Movie Classic gets up and runs out. No one follows. Movie Classic comes back. Movie Classic: "This is sad...so-" German voice: "I will take the challenge." Movie Classic: "Huh?" Jimmy from So Cal's eyes light up. Jimmy from So Cal: "I know you! You're the 'King of Old School Gimmicks' Baron Von Munchke!" Baron Von Munchke: "That's right. *I* Baron Von Munchke, the King of Old School Gimmicks, will-" Dick Van Dam: "I thought you were a Baron." Von Munchke: "Never mind that. (clears throat) As I was saying...I will take the challenge. I will take on the Seven Foot Tall Weapon of Mass Destruction Big Monster Wahlie. And I will win."

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Suave: "The Angry Left Wing Bloggers (Daily Kos, Jane Hamsher, Media Matters For America, and Eric Alterman are in the ring." Daily Kos: "After W's Image Rehab and Truth Squad's attack tonight, The Angry Left Wing Bloggers have decided that we'd rather wrestle them instead of the Right Wing Brigadiers. So, PCW schmucks? Make it happen."

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UPCOMING EVENTS @ www.politicalwrestling.wordpress.com :
5/29- PCW Newsline
5/31- PCW on P-SPAN
6/3- PCW Extreme Political TV
6/5- PCW Newsline
6/7- Political Championship Wrestling Presents: Loose Cannons Unleashed 5
6/10- PCW Extreme Political TV
6/12- PCW Newsline
6/14- PCW on P-SPAN
6/17- PCW End of the Season Extravaganza

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Suave: "All right. We're back and it's time for our main event."

MATCH #3
'Domination Inc's Seven Foot Tall Weapon of Mass Destruction' BIG MONSTER WAHLIE w/Domination Inc. vs.
BARON VON MUNCHKE (Island of Misfit Wrestlers)

Suave: "The Baron looks surprisingly confident. We'll see how long that lasts. BMW has torn through all competition so far in his run with PCW. Except for a week where he was out due to an unspecific 'training accident,' BMW has been dominant here in PCW." The bell rings. Suave: "Here we go. They circle, lock up and to the corner they go. Knees by BMW in the corner. Now some rights. More knees by BMW and he's keeping the Baron trapped in that corner. Now BMW pulls out the big boot choke. BMW leans in...CLAW! THE CLAWHOLD! BARON VON MUNCHKE'S GOT THE CLAW INNNNNN." BMW swats the hand away and drills Von Munchke with the powerbomb. Suave: "That'll take the steam right out of you! BMW stalking Baron Von Munchke now...WAIT A MINUTE! THAT'S...THAT'S THE PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION SNAFU! HE'S ON THE TOP ROPE!" SNAFU jumps and crashes the TV Title belt on the top of BMW's head. BMW collapses in a heap.

The crowd stands up. McMann's eyes bulge out. Suave: "WAIT! HE'S...HE'S OUT!" Baron Von Munchke returns to a sitting position. Suave: "HE'S BEEN KNOCKED OUT!" Movie Classic can't believe it either. Movie Classic: "DON'T JUST STAND THERE! PIN HIM! PIN HIM!" The Baron's unsure what to do. He puts the Clawhold back on BMW. Movie Classic: "NO, DON'T CLAW HIM YOU MORON! PIN HIM!" Movie Classic gestures wildly at Von Munchke. The Baron finally covers. Crowd: "One. Two. Three."

WINNER: BARON VON MUNCHKE

Suave: "HOLY CRAP! HOLY FREAKIN' CRAP! HE'S DONE IT! BARON VON MUNCHKE HAS DEFEATED BIG MONSTER WAHLIE! IT'S TOTAL PANDEMONIUM HERE." SNAFU checks on the condition of BMW in the ring. Watching from outside the ring, Mr. McMann's jaw is gaping open. Suave: "THE CROWD CAN'T BELIEVE IT. MR. McMANN CAN'T BELIEVE IT! HELL, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. THIS IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST UPSETS IN PCW HISTORY! NEXT WEEK, IT'S THE GO HOME SHOW FOR PCW LOOSE CANNONS UNLEASHED 5! I'M JOHNNY SUAVE- SEE YA NEXT WEEK!"

Sunday, May 24, 2009

5/24-PCW on P-SPAN

Concerto for Trumpet, no. 2 by Johann Melchior Molter (1696-1765) plays as an introduction...


Stuffy Announcer Type: And now, it's time for Political Championship Wrestling on P-SPAN. Tonight's program comes to you live from the former ECW Arena in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

Crowd: "PCW...PCW...PCW!" Charlene Ann Beckworth climbs into the ring. Charlene Ann: "Ladies and gentlemen. To pay tribute to the men and women in our armed forces and the ones who have given the ultimate sacrifice- their lives, to protect our liberties, Political Championship Wrestling would you to rise in a moment of silence and then a 10 bell salute will follow."

Moment of Silence.

1o Bell Salute.

Toby Keith Music Video 'American Soldier'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtmFQLhQ1nY

Charlene Ann: "Thank you. Our first match tonight is a quarterfinal match in the PCW Tag Team Tournament to determine a new champion. On their way to the ring at this time, accompanied by PeaceNick and Peta from PETA, 'Extreme Vegan' Brock Cole Lee and GreenPete- The Green World Order!!! Crowd: "BOOOOOOOO!" Lee and GreenPete climb into the ring. Charlene Ann: "Their opponents represent SarahPAC. Accompanied to the ring by the Alaskan Pitbull Sarah Palin, it's the team of Grizzly Adam and Hunter the Hunter!"

MATCH #1- PCW Tag Team Tournament Quarterfinal
'Extreme Vegan' BROCK COLE LEE and GREENPETE w/Peta from PETA and PeaceNick (Green World Order) vs.
HUNTER the HUNTER and GRIZZLY ADAM w/'The Alaskan Pitbull' Sarah Palin (SarahPAC)
*The bell rings* Brock Cole Lee comes out quickly and punches Hunter the Hunter over and over. Lee with a kneeling headbutt to Hunter's groin and then an arm wrench. Hunter maneuvers Lee to his corner and tags in Grizzly Adam. Grizzly Adam gouges Lee's eyes out. Lee bails and makes the tag to GreenPete who brings in a chair. GreenPete opens up the chair...Grizzly Adam is thrown into the ropes...Drop Toe Hold onto the open chair! GreenPete tags Brock Cole Lee back in. Lee applies an arm wrench and then hooks the leg. Referee Ron Martin makes the count. ...1 Grizzly Adam kicks out. Grizzly Adam makes it back to the corner and tags in Hunter the Hunter.

Lee grabs Hunter and applies an arm wrench. Crowd: "BORE-RING...BORE-RING!" Lee flips off the crowd and gets caught with a Suplex by Hunter. Lee's head slams into the chair!! Hunter drags Lee to the floor. Hunter the Hunter applies an arm wrench to Brock Cole Lee. Grizzly Adam nails Lee with another chair. Peta from PETA runs around the ring and starts screeching at Grizzly Adam. The Alaskan Pitbull Sarah Palin and her everpresent hockey stick moves towards Peta. Peta hightails it back to the other side. Crowd: "SARAH'S GOING TO KILL YOU! (clap, clap clap-clap-clap), SARAH'S GOING TO KILL YOU (clap, clap, clap-clap-clap) Hunter takes Lee back into the ring. Hunter the Hunter applies an arm wrench takedown to Lee and tags in Grizzly Adam. Grizzly throws a table in and Hunter sets it up. Grizzly Adam then gorilla press slams Brock Cole Lee thru the table! Hunter then drags Brock Cole Lee up...Fall Away Slam on the chair!!

Lee trys for a hotshot but is not strong enough to lift Hunter the Hunter. He kicks Hunter in the groin and escapes through the ropes. GreenPete sneaks in the ring. He cuts Hunter with a blade. Blood starts flowing from Hunter's forehead. Russian Leg Sweep by Hunter and GreenPete's face slams directly into the chair. Hunter covers but GreenPete isn't the legal man in the ring. GreenPete bites Hunter the Hunter's arm out of desparation and then scampers out of the ring. Hunter follows this time and gets clocked by Brock Cole Lee. Lee bulldog's Hunter on the floor. Peta from PETA sets up a table while PeaceNick protests the violent nature of the match. Hunter the Hunter gets back to his feet. Lee DDT's Hunter through the table.

GreenPete lariats Hunter. Brock Cole Lee sets up another table in the ring. PeaceNick climbs on the apron to protest. GreenPete throws Hunter back in the ring. Hunter the Hunter tries to tag in Grizzly Adam but Lee intercepts him and hits an inverted atomic drop. Grizzly Adam in and and Lee battle. 'The Alaskan Pitbull' Sarah Palin runs in and clotheslines Brock Cole Lee. Peta from PETA jumps up and wraps a power cord around Hunter's neck. Hunter backs Peta into Ron Martin and takes out the referee. Grizzly Adam power slams Lee. Hunter pulls himself up and sets a chair on Brock Cole Lee. Grizzly Adam lands a splash on the chair. Hunter sets the bear trap up in the corner. PeaceNick and Peta from PETA climb into the ring. Grizzly Adam piledrives GreenPete. Now Lee pulls himself up. Hunter picks up the chair and cracks it over Lee's head. Lee is busted open. PeaceNick tries to use chloroform on Hunter. Hunter spins him upside down and piledrives him. Grizzly Adam hits Lee with an elbow drop from the second turnbuckle. Peta punches Hunter repeatedly. Palin grabs Peta by the hair and whips her to the corner of the ring. *SNAP* Bear Trap! Bear Trap! Peta tries remove the bear trap from her ankles. Crowd: "PCW!...PCW!...PCW!"

Hunter sets the chair on Lee's face...another second rope leg drop! Hunter covers. One. Two. Three.

Charlene Ann: "The winners of this match, Grizzly Adam and Hunter the Hunter! They will face the winner of the upcoming match between the Bipartisan Dream Team- Blue Dog D and RINO vs. Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit."

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PCW Newsline with Gina Ramsey

Gina: "Hey y-all. It's Gina Ramsey at PCW Control. It's ON! O'Beck Bahama will put his PCW Title on the line at PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed 5 against Domination Inc's 'Seven Foot Tall Weapon of Mass Destruction' Big Monster Wahlie! The other matches that signed are:

-Obviously, the championship match of the tag team title to detemine the new PCW Tag Team champions.-Angry Left Wing Bloggers (Progressive Alliance) vs. Right Wing Brigadiers (American Patriots)

-3 Way Dance for the PCW Women's Title: Kathryn Randall Collins aka...KRC (Progressive Alliance) vs. Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (SarahPAC) vs. PCW Women's Champion 'Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl' Tessa Martin (American Heartland Coalition)

The matches join the Janeane Garofalo (Progressive Alliance)/'Queen of Political Extreme' Ann Coulter Grudge Cage Deathmatch."

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Charlene Ann: Our next match is another quarterfinal match in the Tag Team tournament. In this corner, managed by Kirsten Gillibrand of the Progressive Alliance and Susan Collins from the American Patriots, Blue Dog D and RINO-Republican in Name Only- The Bi-Partisan Dream Team! Gillibrand holds up Blue Dog D's arm; Collins holds up RINO's. Charlene Ann: "Their opponents, representing Dick Cheney's Extreme Neo-Con Alliance, with 'The Mastermind' Karl Rove in their corner, the team of Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit- Wall Street Market Analyst with the man crush on ESPN's Kirk Herbstreit!" Rove leads Big Oil and Walstreit to the ring. Walstreit holds up his autographed picture of Kirk Herbstreit. Charlene Ann: "Davey Keels is your referee for this match."

MATCH #2 PCW Tag Team Tournament Quarterfinal
BLUE DOG D w/Kirsten Gillibrand (Progressive Alliance) and RINO-Republican in Name Only w/Susan Collins (American Patriots)- The Bipartisan Dream Team vs.
BIG OIL and KIRK WALSTREIT- Wall Street Market Analyst with the man crush on ESPN's Kirk Herbstreit w/"The Mastermind" Karl Rove (Dick Cheney's Extreme Neo-Con Alliance)
"The Mastermind" Karl Rove points to his temple to make sure everyone knows he's a friggin' genius. The bell rings. Kirk Walstreit goes on the offensive immediately. He places Blue Dog D on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. Blue Dog D pops right back up and nails Walstreit with a pumphandle suplex. Walstreit comes back with a clothesline. Walstreit then chops Blue Dog D. Blue Dog D chops him back. Walstreit chops him again. Blue Dog D chops him back. Walstreit goes for another chop, Blue Dog D evades it, spins Walstreit around, and atomic drops him. Blue Dog D tags RINO in. Walstreit tries to chop RINO- RINO kicks Kirk Walstreit in the groin. Blue Dog D back in and nails Walstreit with a front-layout suplex. Crowd: "Blue Dog D! Blue Dog D!" chants start. ]

Blue Dog D tagged back in. Walstreit goes for a headlock takedown but Blue Dog D slips out of the move. Walstreit tags in Big Oil. Blue Dog D dives head first into Big Oil and bounces off him. Blue Dog D drags himself up. Big Oil throws him out to the floor. RINO runs around and throws a chair at Big Oil. Big Oil catches the chair and slams it on Blue Dog D. Big Oil pulls Blue Dog D up and clotheslines him. Blue Dog D staggers up and tries for a shoulderbreaker. No go. Big Oil drives Blue Dog D to the floor with a clubbing right hand to the top of his head. Big Oil takes Blue Dog D by the hair and heaves him back in the ring.

Big Oil chops Blue Dog D. RINO in the ring and hits the front-layout suplex on Big Oil. RINO stomps away at the big guy while Kirsten Gillibrand and Susan Collins slide a table into the Blue Dog D gets the table up and RINO German suplexes Big Oil through it! RINO wraps his legs around Big Oil's neck and puts him in the figure-four sleeper. Davey Keels asks Big Oil if he quits. ... Big Oil fights the hold. ... RINO tightens the hold. Big Oil tries to stand up. No go. Walstreit in the ring and breaks the hold. They lockup. RINO puts Walstreit through another table that Collins and Gillibrand hastily set up.

Randy 'Road Rage' Richardson aka...Quadruple R, runs to the ring. Quad R hits a low blow on RINO and then piledrives him. The crowd boos Richardson. Quad R slingshot facebusters Blue Dog D and slams his face to the mat. Big Oil moves back to his feet. Big Oil forearm smashes RINO. Big Oil follows up with a power bomb. Big Oil sets RINO up...and delivers an Oklahoma Driller on him. Cover. One. Two. Three.

Charlene Ann: "Your winner- Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit!"

Crowd: "Bulls***! Bulls***!" Big Oil and Hat Guy of ECW fame jaw at each other as he and Walstreit leave.

It'll be Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit vs. Grizzly Adam and Hunter the Hunter in one semi-final next Sunday night.

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PCW Newsline with Gina Ramsey

Gina: "Hey y'all. Gina Ramsey back with some breaking news. This was posted earlier on the HOTv website."

HOTv- High Octane TV
"New Member Federations..
SWF and PCW have joined the HOTv family..stay tuned as more information is made available over the holiday weekend."

Gina: "What does this mean for PCW? We will find out more Wednesday night on PCW Extreme Political TV when PCW CEO Barack Obama addresses this issue. PCW Press Secretary Robert Gibbs advises that a press release could be forthcoming as early as tomorrow. The following matches are still to come:

#5- Starz N. Stripes and 'No Frills' Chris Escondido (Progressive Alliance) vs.#4-'Raving Rednecks' Locke and Loade (American Heartland Coalition)

Main Event:#8-Cadillac and Jaguar (Domination Inc.) vs.#1-Jack Schett and Bull Schett (Ron Paul's New Libertarian Army)

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COMMERCIAL TIME:

The E-Wrestling Magazine is the home for all the latest news on e-federations all across the country. Check out all the latest stories on PCW and other great e-federations:

Hostility: A Look at the Ascension to Heaven Match at South of Heaven Sunday, 24 May 2009 (/)
FWL Friday Night FUSION Match Results Saturday, 23 May 2009 (/)
5/22-PCW Newsline Friday, 22 May 2009 (/)
nbW Returns this Memorial Day! Friday, 22 May 2009 (/)
Caldweller's ACW Courage 5/7/09 Report Thursday, 21 May 2009 (/)

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Charlene Ann: "And now, quarterfinal match number three. In this corner, representing the Progressive Alliance, with 'Rahm-bo' Rahm Emanuel in their corner- 'No Frills' Chris Escondido and Starz N. Stripes! Escondido and Starz wave to the crowd. Charlene Ann: "And their opponents, from the American Heartland Coalition, accompanied by Tequila Sheila, Gary Locke, Earl Loade- they are the Raving Rednecks- Locke and Loade!" Locke and Loade come to the ring with Tequila Sheila as Toby Keith's 'Who's Your Daddy' blares.

MATCH #3 PCW Tag Team Tournament Quarterfinal
'No Frills' CHRIS ESCONDIDO and STARZ N. STRIPES w/Rahm Emanuel (Progressive Alliance) vs.
THE RAVING REDNECKS LOCKE and LOADE w/Tequila Sheila (American Heartland Coalition)

The bell rings and Locke launches himself at Starz. Starz whips Locke into the ropes and then hits a pumphandle slam. Locke trys for a Ace Crusher, Starz reverses into a Half Nelson. Locke back kicks Starz in the groin and covers. One...Starz easily escapes. Starz rakes his fingers across Locke's back. Locke responds with a Russian Leg Sweep. Locke misses a leg drop. Starz rolls to his corner and tags in Escondido. Starz punches Locke. Escondido swoops in and suplexes Locke. Bulldog by Escondido followed by an arm grapevine submission. Locke escapes and tags in Loade.

Loade hits a double leg takedown on Escondido and follows with a corkscrew legdrop. Starz in and clotheslines Loade. Starz sends Loade to the corner of the ring. Rahm Emanuel gets a couple cheap shots in before Starz hits Loade with the back of his elbow. Locke in and nails Starz from behind. Locke sidewalk slams Starz. Escondido gives Loade a face buster. Loade eats a diving elbow smash from Escondido. Starz tags in Escondido and then drives Loade to the floor again with a double arm DDT.

Escondido trades punches with Locke. Escondido hits a Back Suplex and tags Starz. Locke looks for a tag to Loade but Loade is nowhere to be found. Locke moves back to his feet. Starz tries for a single arm DDT Locke avoids it. Starz then sends Locke to ringside. Starz takes his time on the ring apron and Locke springboard DDT's him onto the floor! Locke follows with an elbowdrop and then a fist drop. Locke heads back into the ring. Loade knees Starz and finally rolls back to his feet.

Locke waits for Starz to return. Escondido slides into the ring and nails Locke with an inverted DDT. Escondido slides right back out. Locke makes it to the corner and tags Loade in. Starz also back in the ring. He hits a snap mare takeover on Loade and then a corkscrew legdrop. Starz quickly tags Escondido back in and he applies an arm wrench to Loade. Loade reverses and then tags Locke back in. Loade holds Escondido so Locke cinch in a belly-to-back suplex. Escondido gets up and kicks Locke in the groin. Escondido tags Starz back in. Starz goes for a German suplex but Locke reverses to a double arm DDT. Loade comes in and hits an Ace Crusher on Starz.

Escondido in and drives his forearm into the back of Loade's neck. Escondido then measures Loade up and drops a closed fist. Starz puts a chair on Loade's head...leg drop on the chair. Loade is busted open. Cover. One...Locke kicks Starz off Loade. Locke follows up with the crotch slam. Rahm Emanuel hits the ring and legsweeps Locke. He sets up for the F-Bomb but Tequila Sheila comes in and rakes Emanuel's face. Loade gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Escondido. Escondido with another fist drop on Loade. He goes over the top...CATTLE MUTILATION! The crowd goes wild. Loade taps out.

Charlene Ann: "The winners of this match and moving on in the tag team tournament- 'No Frills' Chris Escondido and Starz-"

*DOMINATION INC.'S MISSION STATEMENT IS THE COMPLETE TAKEOVER OF POLITICAL CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING BY ANY AND ALL MEANS!*

The crowd stands and boos loudly as 'Sports Entertainment Genius' Mr. McMann, his Corporate Bodyguard Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, CFO Gordon Guyko, Corporate Legal Felcher and Felcher, Corporate Security Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice- two former police officers fired for their extreme style of law enforcement, and Cadillac and Jaguar walk to the ring. Charlene Ann leaves as Domination Inc. takes over the ring. Debris fly into the ring.

McMann: "Thank you...thank you for the warm reaction. I guess I shouldn't have been surprised seeing as this dump of a bingo hall was once the home to a garbage wrestling federation...or as Jerry "The King" Lawler referred to it as- Extremely Crappy Wrestling." Crowd: "BOOOOOOOO!" More debris flies in. McMann: "Well, it's your priviledge that I choose to grace this piece of **** excuse for a wrestling arena to present to you the future of PCW and the future tag team champions of PCW- CADILLAC! AND JAGUAR!" Loud, thunderous boos fill the arena. McMann: "Now that I've rid Domination Inc. of ANY wrestler tainted with the PCW brand, now I am poised to put my stamp of approval on PCW when Mercedes brings back the women's title, Cadillac and Jaguar win back our PCW Tag Team belts, and Domination Inc's Seven Foot Tall Weapon of Mass Destruction Big Monster Wahlie relieves O'Beck Bahama from the PCW Title!" Crowd: "McMANN SUCKS! McMANN SUCKS!"

Aimee Allen's 'Start a Revolution' blares through the loudspeakers and the crowd explodes.

Jack Schett and Bull Schett walk to the ring with Horst Schett and Hans Gruber- the Extreme German Schnauzer. Cadillac and Jaguar immediately attack. Jaguar punches Jack Schett repeatedly. Cadillac DDTs Bull Schett onto the floor. Cadillac clotheslines Jack Schett. Jaguar goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Jack Schett. The bell finally rings.

MATCH #4 PCW Tag Team Tournament Quarterfinal
CADILLAC and JAGUAR w/Domination Inc. (Domination Inc.) vs.
JACK SCHETT and BULL SCHETT w/Horst Schett and The Extreme German Schnauzer Hans Gruber (Ron Paul's New Libertarian Army)

Jaguar tries for a top-rope senton but Horst Schett crotches him on the top rope. Cadillac power bombs Bull through an outside ring table. Jack Schett grabs onto Cadillac and a Belly to Belly Suplex sends Cadillac down onto the floor. Bull follows with a tiger driver on Cadillac. Jack uses a closed fist on Cadillac. Bull tries for a Reverse Suplex but Cadillac avoids it. Jaguar runs in and Bull kicks him in the groin. He follows with a swinging bulldog and drives Jaguar's face into the floor. Bull Schett is back on his feet. Leg Drop! Jack goes for a neck scissors but Jaguar dodges the attack. Horst Schett sneaks up and sends Jaguar into the steel guardrail. Jack belly-to-belly suplexes Cadillac.

Jack and Jaguar finally head into the ring. Jack connects with a flying knee and Jaguar goes down. Jaguar right back up and makes the tag to Cadillac. Cadillac German suplexes Jack. Jaguar punches Jack. Jaguar up top and nails an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Jack gets up and then walks into a flying clothesline by D.B. Ruff from the top rope. Bull clotheslines Jaguar. Cadillac places Jack on the top turnbuckle...German suplex! Cadillac grabs a chair...and clocks Jack over the head with it! Flying knee. Jack desperately throws Cadillac off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block. Jack gets back to his corner and tags Bull back in.

Cadillac gets caught with a diving elbow smash from Jack. Bull then hits Cadillac with an elbowdrop. The crowd rises. The Corporate Enforcer Whiskey Tango Foxtrot leaves Mr. Mr. McMann and gets in the ring. WTF piledrives Bull Schett! Crowd: "What the ****!, What the ****!" WTF leaves and Cadillac puts a knee to Bull Schett's back and pulls his arms back. Referee Ron Martin checks for a tap out. ... Cadillac tightens the hold. ... Cadillac breaks the hold. Bull then hits Cadillac in the groin. Horst Schett in and hits a neckbreaker on Cadillac. Jaguar runs towards the ropes, springboards off, and splashes Horst. Jaguar follows with a ropeflip hiptoss. Bull comes to Horst's rescue- Jaguar suplexes him. Bull rakes Jaguar's face. Jaguar goes for a Knee drop but Bull avoids it. Jack picks up Jaguar from behind and executes the reverse DDT.

Jack catches Jaguar's leg, but Jaguar reverses it with an enzuigiri. Connor Justice and D.B. Ruff in the ring. Connor Justice sends Jack to the corner of ringside. Justice tries to taser Jack- Jack gets away and gets drilled by D.B. Ruff. Cadillac comes in from behind and bulldogs Jack. Horst suplexes Jaguar and then throws him from the ring. Horst bulldog's Jaguar on the floor. Ruff tasers Horst and takes him out.

The Corporate Enforcer, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, chokes Bull with a microphone cable and then clotheslines the hell out of him. A table is set up outside the ring. WTF Awesome Bombs Bull through the table outside the ring. Crowd: "HOLY ****! HOLY ****!" Jaguar takes Jack into the ring. Tilt-a-whirl slam. Jaguar up on the top rope. He knees Jack in the stomach from the top rope. Jaguar moves back to the top rope. Jack gets back up and eats a 5 Star Frog Splash from the top rope. Jaguar pulls off a beautiful sunset flip off of the top rope. Cover. One. Two. Three.

Charlene Ann: "The winners of this match and advancing to the semi-finals of the PCW Tag Team Tournament, Cadillac and Jaguar!"

Domination Inc. celebrates in the ring as the show ends.

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UPCOMING EVENTS @ www.politicalwrestling.wordpress.com :
5/27- PCW Extreme Political TV
5/29- PCW Newsline
5/31- PCW on P-SPAN
6/3- PCW Extreme Political TV
6/5- PCW Newsline
6/7- Political Championship Wrestling Presents: Loose Cannons Unleashed 5
6/10- PCW Extreme Political TV
6/12- PCW Newsline
6/14- PCW on P-SPAN
6/17- PCW End of the Season Extravanganza

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