Thursday, February 26, 2009

2/26-PCW Newsline: Another Match Added to PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction


2/26- PCW NEWSLINE

REVIEW OF 2/24 PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV:
-Domination Inc CEO ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann comes out and gloats over his son, Seany, winning the PCW Television Title. He boasts that Domination Inc. now has 3 of the 4 PCW titles and will add the PCW title at PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction. Rush Limbaugh comes out to support Domination Inc.

-Quadruple R (Domination Inc.) def. SNAFU (Dr. Bill’s Island of Misfit Wrestlers). Post match, Domination Inc. beats down SNAFU and the other members of Dr. Bill’s Island of Misfit Wrestlers and put them all through tables. Mr. McMann gets on the mic and tells Kevin Scott this is what will happen to him next week.

-In a match taped at the Seagate Center in Toledo, Ohio, Kalee Jones- the Eskimo Queen (SarahPAC) def. Emily List (Progressive Alliance). ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin comes out and tells Kalee that she has one more test to go- her. They will meet next week.

-Domination Inc. brings out a special guest- Mia Margarita, star of ‘Shot at Scoring with a Slutty Video Television Star.’ Mia stays ringside to watch the next match.

-A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb (McCain’s Marauders) def Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice with help from Jack and Bull Schett (Progressive Alliance) to become the number one contender for the PCW Tag Team title. They will meet the PCW Tag Team Champions Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (Domination Inc.) at PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction.

Next week, PCW will honor former long time PCW Tag Team Champions the Flyin’ Martini Brothers.

PCW WEAPONS OF MASS POLITICAL DESTRUCTION CARD UPDATED
After Jack Schett and Bull Schett interfered in Tuesday night’s match between A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb (McCain’s Marauders) and Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice (Domination Inc.) and helped the Bombs score the win, Rough Justice put out an open challenge to the Schetts for a grudge match at PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction. Jack Schett accepted on behalf of his brother so it will be the Schetts vs. Rough Justice at PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction.

There are now six matches on the card:

-PCW Title Match: O’Beck Bahama © (Progressive Alliance) vs. the winner of the Quadruple R (Domination Inc.) and Kevin Scott (Joe SixPacks) match next week

-PCW Women’s Title Match: Kathryn Randall Collins © (Domination Inc.) vs. the winner of next week’s ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin (Joe SixPacks)/Kalee Jones-The Eskimo Queen (SarahPAC) match

-PCW Tag Team Title Match: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit-the man with the man crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit © (Domination Inc.) vs. A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb (McCain’s Marauders)

-PCW Television Title Three-Way Dance: ‘The Little Sports Entertainment Genius’ Seany McMann © (Domination Inc.) vs. ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (Progressive Alliance) vs. Dave the Mechanic (Joe SixPacks)

-Eight Person Elimination Tag Team Match: MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow, ‘Hardball’ Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, and Arianna Huffington vs. ‘The Queen of Political Extreme’ Ann Coulter, ‘The Innovator of Extreme Broadcast Excellence’ Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly, and ‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin

-Jack Schett and Bull Schett (Progressive Alliance) vs. Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice- two former police officers fired for their extreme style of law enforcement (Domination Inc.)

There will also be a special added attraction match on the card to be announced.

PCW SPOTLIGHT ON: NURSE NELLIE

Whenever a PCW wrestler takes a particularly bad bump or fall, who’s usually the first person on scene to help- Nurse Nellie and her PCW Clean-Up crew. At PCW Extreme Election Night 2008, Nurse Nellie kept very busy running back and forth between the medical room and the ring as several wrestlers needed medical attention after their matches. She’s now gearing up for what promises to be a very busy night at PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction in less than two weeks.


PCW RANKINGS:

PCW WORLD CHAMPION: ‘The New Rookie Sensation’ O’Beck Bahama (Progressive Alliance)
CONTENDERS:
#1- Kevin Scott (Joe SixPacks)
#2- ‘The Angry Highway Warrior’ Quadruple R (Domination, Inc.)
#3- A. Tom Bomb (McCain's Marauders)


PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Kathryn Randall Collins (Domination, Inc.)
CONTENDERS:
#1- 'PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl Tessa Martin (Joe SixPacks)
#2- Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (SarahPac)
#3- Emily List (Progressive Alliance)


PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (Domination, Inc.)
CONTENDERS:
#1- A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb (McCain's Marauders)
#2- Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice (Domination Inc.)
#3- Schett Brothers- Jack Schett and Bull Schett (Progressive Alliance)


PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION: Seany McMann (Domination Inc.)
CONTENDERS:

#1- ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (Progressive Alliance)
#2- Dave the Mechanic (Joe SixPacks)
#3- SNAFU (Dr. Bill's Island of Misfit Wrestlers)

UPCOMING SCHEDULE OF EVENTS:
3/2- PCW Newsline
3/3- PCW Extreme Political TV from Toronto, ON
3/5- PCW Newsline
3/7- PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction Preview
3/8- PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction PPV from New York City
3/10- PCW Extreme Political TV from the Palace of Political Extreme, PCW Hall
3/12- PCW Newsline
3/16- PCW Newsline
3/17- PCW Fourth Anniversary Birthday Bash from Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon
3/19- PCW Newsline
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

2/24-PCW Extreme Political TV: A-Bomb, H-Bomb with John McCain become #1 Contenders for Tag Team Belts

LAST WEEK ON PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV:
-The Progressive Alliance’s Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Steny Hoyer try to have Domination Inc. banned. American Patriots John Boehner and Mitch McConnell object because they haven’t been notified of a meeting or vote on the matter. ‘The Innovator of Broadcast Excellence’ Rush Limbaugh comes out and implores the American Patriots to join Domination Inc. in taking on Pelosi and the Progressive Alliance. ‘Straight Shootin’ Maverick’ John McCain counsels caution in dealing with Domination Inc and blames Pelosi for the discord. Dick Durbin comes out and argues with McCain.

-A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb (McCain’s Marauders) def. Grizzly Adam and Hunter the Hunter (SarahPAC)

-’Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann is visited by his children. It’s Seany’s 21st birthday and he wants to be the PCW Title as a present. Mr. McMann tells Seany he has something better in mind.

-Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice (Domination Inc.) upset former PCW Tag Team champions Jack and Bull Schett (Progressive Alliance) and will now face A-Bomb and H-Bomb next week for a shot at the PCW Tag Team title.

-Dave the Mechanic is found unconscious in the back.

-Domination Inc locks PCW CEO Barack Obama, Rahm Emanuel, PCW Champion O'Beck Bahama, Steny Hoyer, Harry Reid, and Justin Sufferable in Obama's office.

-'Sports Entertainment Genius' Mr. McMann asks Nancy Pelosi to allow his son, Seany, to replace Dave the Mechanic in the PCW TV Title match. Pelosi initially refuses but in the absence of Hoyer and Reid is outvoted 2 to 1 by Mitch McConnell and John Boehner

-Seany McMann def 'No Frills' Chris Escondido for the PCW TV Title with lots of interference from Domination Inc.

PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV: February 24th, from the Agora, Cleveland, Ohio
HOST: Johnny Suave


Crowd: “PCW!...PCW!...PCW!...” Suave: “WELCOME TO P-C-W!” Loud crowd cheer follows. Suave: “TONIGHT WE ARE THE AGORA THEATER IN CLEVELAND, OHIO AS PCW’S TOUR OF OLD ECW VENUES CONTINUE! NEXT WEEK-”

*Domination Inc. will facilitate the takeover of PCW by any and all means available to us*

The crowd starts to boo as the associates of Domination Inc. make their way to the ring. Suave: “Well? It looks like Domination Inc. is coming out to gloat a bit over what happened last week on PCW Extreme Political TV. Let’s take a look.

Replay: ‘Little Sports Entertainment Genius’ SEANY McMANN w/Domination Inc. (Domination Inc.) vs. ‘No Frills’ CHRIS ESCONDIDO © (Progressive Alliance) for the PCW Television Title

Nancy Pelosi runs to the ring. Pelosi: “NO! NO! THIS MATCH WILL NOT HAPPEN! I DID NOT GIVE AUTHORITY TO- GACKKK” Suave: “DAISY CUTTER-BOMB HAS NANCY PELOSI! OH, NO…NO, NO…” Daisy gives Pelosi the Daisy Cutter Power-Bomb. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! DAISY CUTTER-BOMB JUST OBLITERATED NANCY PELOSI WITH A DAISY CUTTER POWER-BOMB! HOLY CRAP!

PCW CEO BARACK OBAMA’S OFFICE
Pelosi taking the Daisy Cutter Power Bomb just plays. Hoyer: “NOOOOOOO!!!!!” Hoyer runs to the door and pounds on it.

Back in the ring, Escondido starts to leave. Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit block his way. *ZZZZAAP* Suave: “ROUGH JUSTICE! ROUGH JUSTICE! THEY JUST TASERED THE PCW TV CHAMP!” Big Oil drags Escondido to the ring. Suave: “NO! THIS IS A TRAVESTY! THIS IS JUST WRONG!” Big Oil goes to the middle of the ring and sets Escondido up. Suave: “NO, DAMMIT! THAT’S ENOUGH…HOLY FREAKIN’ CRAP. BIG OIL JUST OKLAHOMA DRILLER’D CHRIS ESCONDIDO! HE’S FREAKIN’ UNCONSCIOUS!”

PCW CEO BARACK OBAMA’S OFFICE
Obama, Hoyer, the Schetts, Sufferable pound at the door as the picture of Big Oil giving Escondido an Oklahoma Driller plays.

Suave: “PELOSI’S OUT IN THE RING. ESCONDIDO’S OUT. WALSTREIT TURNS HIM OVER. SEANY COVERS. ONE. TWO. THREE! THIS IS NOT RIGHT. SEANY McMANN IS THE NEW PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION!”

‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann, flanked by CFO Gordon Guyko and the rest of Domination Inc., smirks while the crowd continues to boo. McMann: “Last week, Nancy Pelosi learned a hard lesson. The power of our corporation exceeds even those of a high ranking member of the Progressive Alliance. Because of our corporate might, my son, ‘Little Sports Entertainment Genius’ Seany McMann, is now the PCW Television Champion. In less than two weeks, Quadruple R will become the PCW Champion and Domination Inc. will effectively control Political Championship Wrestling.” More boos follow. McMann: “We have Michael Steele of the American Patriots practically begging us to join him. Who needs Michael Steele or the American Patriots in my corner when I’ve got the single most influential person in the conservative movement already there. That’s right- The Innovator of Extreme Broadcast Excellence- Rush Limbaugh!”

Loud boos echo throughout the theater as Limbaugh comes out. Crowd: “OX-Y CONT-TIN! (clap clap clap-clap-clap) OX-Y CONT-TIN! (clap clap clap-clap-clap)…” Limbaugh joins Mr. McMann in the ring. Rush: “That’s right. It is I…” Crowd: “WHO?” Rush: “…El Rushbo…” Crowd: “WHO?” Rush: “…The Maharushbie…” Crowd: “WHO?” Rush: “…With talent on loan from-” Crowd: “BOB!” Rush: “Whatever. It’s true. The American Patriots are selling their souls to the devil if they think that pursuing the moderate course is the right thing to do. Domination Inc. will never sell their souls out. They are the true American Patriots now!” Crowd: “WHO?” Rush: “I said, they are the true American Patriots now!” Crowd: “WHO?” Rush: “SHUT UP!”

McMann: “Don’t listen to these peons, Rush. They’re insignificant. They’re nothing. Only the elites, the ones with the ability to exercise power, understand the need to lead the sheep like these people here tonight.” Crowd: “A—hole!...A—hole!” McMann: “Bring out the Quadruple R’s next victim and we’ll show you how to project executive power!”

MATCH #1:
SNAFU w/Dr. Bill (Dr. Bill’s Island of Misfit Wrestlers)
vs.
QUADRUPLE R w/Domination Inc. (Domination Inc.)

Suave: “SNAFU may be a man in the wrong place at the wrong time.” Dr. Bill pumps SNAFU full of positive affirmations before the bell rings. Quick lock up. After a pull apart, SNAFU runs right into a clothesline. Quad R goes for an elbow drop but SNAFU rolls away. SNAFU slingshots off the ropes for a flying forearm but Quad R ducks. Wristlock by Quad R. SNAFU reverses. Belly to belly suplex on Quad R. SNAFU goes for a moonsault- Big Oil, one half of the PCW Tag Team Champions, pushes him off the turnbuckle. Quad R glares briefly at Big Oil and then hits a leg drop. Dr. Bill, still confined to his wheelchair, yells something over to Domination Inc. Irish whip into the corner by Quad R. Big Oil, Walstreit, and Rough Justice mug SNAFU. Suave: “SNAFU’s outnumbered and Domination Inc. is making their point.” Quad R rushes the corner. Suave: “BIG SPLASH! BIG SPLASH! SNAFU STAGGERS OUT. QUADRUPLE R HITS A QUADRUPLE PLEX!” Quad R. covers. 1…2…3.

WINNER: QUADRUPLE R

Immediately, Big Oil, Kirk Walstreit, and Rough Justice hit the ring. Suave: “I KNEW IT! THEY’RE GOING TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE OF SNAFU!” Dr. Bill frantically waves to the back for help. Big Oil lifts SNAFU up and spikes him with an Oklahoma Driller. Quad R then gives him another Quadruple Plex. Suave: “HE’S OUT FOR GOD’S SAKE! OH, NO. WALSTREIT ON THE TOP ROPE. BIG OIL AND QUAD R DRAG SNAFU UP TO HIM…HOLY CRAP! STOCK MARKET PLUNGE! STOCK MARKET PLUNGE! AND HERE COMES DR. BILL’S ISLAND OF MISFIT WRESTLERS!” Jimmy from So Cal, Snott Flemmstein, Michael Hunt and Richard Headd aka Guys With Unfortunate First Names Given Their Surnames, Dread Pirate Douggie, Dick Van Dam, and Dr. Ivan Rectum- Fighting Proctologist crash the ring. D.B. Ruff of Rough Justice tasers Jimmy from So Cal. Hunt and Headd fight with Connor Justice. Big Oil choke slams Dread Pirate Douggie. Dick Van Dam aka…DVD goes for a five star frog splash and misses Quadruple R completely. Snott Flemmstein hocks phlegm balls at Kirk Walstreit. Big Oil choke slams Snott Flemmstein. Ruff tasers Hunt. Justice tasers Headd. Walstreit Stock Market Plunges DVD.

PCW Women’s Champion Kathryn Randall Collins and Daisy Cutter-Bomb throw four tables into the ring. The women set up the tables and drape the members of Dr. Bill’s Island of Misfit Wrestlers on them. Dr. Bill again screams at Domination Inc. McMann directs his corporate enforcer, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over to Dr. Bill. Suave: “WAIT A MINUTE! DR. BILL STILL HAS TWO BROKEN ARMS AND A BUSTED ANKLE!” WTF lifts Dr. Bill by the shirt and throws him over the top rope into the ring. Suave: “ALL RIGHT! YOU’VE MADE YOUR POINT!” Dr. Bill is also placed on one of the tables. Quad R climbs up on one turnbuckle. Big Oil on another. Kirk Walstreit climbs up one. Then Kathryn Randall Collins.

McMann: “Kevin Scott! Where ever you are tonight I hope you’re watching. This is what’s going to happen to you next week.” Quad R, Big Oil, Walstreit, and KRC leap and put Dr. Bill’s Island of Misfit Wrestlers through the tables. Suave: “HOLY CRAP!” Crowd: “PCW!....PCW!...PCW!”

Immediately, Nurse Nellie and the PCW Clean-up Crew rush out to assess the damage.

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PCW NEWSLINE

DAVE THE MECHANIC RELEASED FROM HOSPITAL
Dave the Mechanic was released from the hospital last Wednesday morning after being attacked by an unknown assailant backstage during last week’s PCW Extreme Political TV. The attack followed the similar MO of the one last week on PCW Security Director Dawn McGill.
PCW CEO Barack Obama commented that the investigation continues in both the McGill and Dave the Mechanic incidents.

HEARING AFFIRMS SEANY McMANN IS THE PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION
In a wild, raucous, and contentious hearing last Thursday, the PCW Competition Committee determined that Seany McMann is indeed the new PCW Television Champion.

PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein reported that Nancy Pelosi was dead set on stripping Seany McMann of the PCW Television title and banning Domination Inc. after taking a Daisy Cutter Power Bomb Tuesday night on PCW Extreme Political TV. The American Patriots objected on the grounds that they felt Pelosi overstepped her bounds in not consulting them about a vote Tuesday. Steny Hoyer sided with Pelosi but Harry Reid felt intense pressure from moderates on both sides to find a compromise.

After Pelosi's plan to strip McMann of the title failed, Arlen Spector, Susan Collins, and Olympia Snowe, the moderate wing of the American Patriots, brokered a deal with Reid to allow McMann to keep the TV Title and set up a match at PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction between: McMann (Domination Inc.), 'No Frills' Chris Escondido (Progressive Alliance), and Dave the Mechanic (Joe SixPacks). The American Patriots objected based on wanting Newt Tron Bomb, a member of McCain's Marauders, in the third spot instead of Dave the Mechanic. Spector, Collins, and Snowe sided with Reid and the compromise went through.

NEW MATCH SET FOR PCW WEAPONS OF MASS POLITICAL DESTRUCTION 2
The PCW Television Title will be on the line in a three-way dance between: PCW Television Champion Seany McMann (Domination Inc.), Former TV Champ 'No Frills' Chris Escondido (Progressive Alliance), and Dave the Mechanic (Joe SixPacks)

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Suave: “And speaking of PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction 2, here is the official poster that was released yesterday.”



Suave: “Last night at the Seagate Center in Toledo, Ohio, Emily List of the Progressive Alliance faced off against ‘The Eskimo Queen’ Kalee Jones (SarahPAC) for a shot at ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin (Joe SixPacks) and a possible shot at PCW Women’s Champion Kathryn Randall Collins.

MATCH #2- taped 2/23 at the Seagate Center in Toledo, OH
EMILY LIST w/Nancy Pelosi (Progressive Alliance)
vs.
KALEE JONES- The Eskimo Queen w/ Sarah Palin (SarahPAC)
List rushes forward and catches Jones with a small package. The Eskimo Queen kicks out at one. Jones whips List into the corner. List leapfrogs Jones charging towards her. Jones hits the ropes and bounces back, List again small packages her. Again, Jones kicks out at one. Pelosi urges her on. List off the ropes and gets caught. Sit down slam by Jones. Cover. 1…2…List kicks out. Jones lifts List and drops her throat-first across the ropes. Another cover. 1…2… Pelosi in the ring and yanks Jones off of List. Jones spins around and stares down Pelosi. Pelosi wisely decides to exit. She slides underneath the bottom rope out of the ring.

List jumps on the Eskimo Queen’s back and tries to slap on the sleeper hold. Jones flips her over her head. List set up for Jones’ finisher, the Eskimo Queen nails the Eskimo Pie-Face. Jones covers. 1…2…3.

WINNER: KALEE JONES- The Eskimo Queen

‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin comes out. Tessa: “Kalee, congratulations. Next week, you have one last test…me. The winner between you and me next week will be the number one contender for the PCW Women’s title and get to wrestle KRC for the belt at PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction.”

Suave: “NEXT WEEK! KALEE JONES- THE ESKIMO QUEEN VS. THE ‘PCW EXTREME PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL’ TESSA MARTIN FOR A CHANCE AT THE PCW WOMEN’S TITLE AT PCW WEAPONS OF MASS POLITICAL DESTRUCTION!”

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NEW EPISODE OF PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL ONLINE FEATURING PCW EXTREME PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL TESSA MARTIN.


TWO NEW WRESTLERS TO DEBUT SOON
Jim Cooper and Kirsten Gillebrand (Progressive Alliance) announced this past weekend that they now have a wrestler to throw into the mix- Blue Dog D. Blue Dog D. will debut after PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction.

As New American Patriots' Executive Director Michael Steele feverishly tries to bring the factions all back under the American Patriots umbrella, his efforts may have just become even more complicated with the announcement over the weekend of the addition of another splinter group headed up by Arlen Spector, Susan Collins, and Olympia Snowe. They have one wrestler in their stable at this time: RINO- The Wonk Machine, and the group plans on debuting RINO after the PCW pay per view.

RESULTS FROM LAST WEEK’S EBW UNCUT SHOW
From our good friends David Funk and Paul Huffaker at Basic Bloganomics, EBW results from their latest show from the ArnieV Civic Center in Catbalongan, Samar, Philippines.

GM Paul Huffaker Promo- announces Fatal Four-way match for the EBW Title for EBW No Recovery
The Phoenix cuts a promo on the Agents of Chaos
Fbkid def. Wassup
The Agents of Chaos drag LakerKev to the ring so GM Paul Huffaker can make an example of him. The Phoenix makes the save.
dking, fanofreds, and enova def. The Agents of Chaos (3rdStone, guardian, & Y3F7) in a 6 man tag team match
GM Paul Huffaker def. miatay
Post match: EBW Women’s Champion Soadrules and Huffaker attempt to give miatay a conchairto. Again, the Phoenix makes the save.
Lester’s Legends def reignblood in an Ultimate Hell Qualifying match

Check out EBW at Basic Bloganomics,

UPCOMING SCHEDULE OF EVENTS
2/26- PCW Newsline
3/2- PCW Newsline
3/3- PCW Extreme Political TV from Toronto, ON
3/6- PCW Newsline
3/7- PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction Preview
3/8- PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction PPV from New York City
3/10- PCW Extreme Political TV from the Palace of Political Extreme
3/12- PCW Newsline
3/16- PCW Newsline
3/17- PCW’s Fourth Anniversary Birthday Bash from Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon

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Suave: “And we’re back. Domination Inc. is back in the ring and they have a special guest.”

McMann: “All right, Domination Inc. has a special announcement to make before Rough Justice disposes of A-Bomb and H-Bomb. We have a guest here tonight from the world of reality TV. Ladies and gentlemen, the star of ‘Shot at Scoring With a Slutty Video Television Reality Show Babe’- Mia Margarita!” Mia comes out to boos. Crowd: “Penicillin (clap, clap clap-clap-clap), Penicillin (clap, clap clap-clap-clap) Suave: “Well, reality show star Mia Margarita getting the usual treatment from the PCW crowd.” Mia gamely waves to the crowd. McMann: “This, of course, proves again that when you have power and aren’t afraid to use it, you can bring in anyone you want. Mia’s a big fan of Domination Inc. and we’re glad to have her here.” More boos.

Suave: “Okay, last week on PCW Extreme Political TV, Rough Justice upset Jack Schett and Bull Schett. While Bull was distracted by the PCW Tag Team Champs Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit out of the ring, D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice took care of business in the ring.

Replay: ROUGH JUSTICE: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice w/Domination Inc. (Domination Inc.) vs. JACK SCHETT and BULL SCHETT w/Horst Schett and Hans Gruber- the Extreme German Schnauzer (Progressive Alliance) from last week’s PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV
Ruff gets HARDCORE by blasting Jack Schett with steel handcuffs. Jack’s busted open. Ruff fires an uppercut and then whips Jack into the ropes. Quad R plasters Jack with a steel-folding chair from the outside. Horst Schett sics Hans Gruber- the Extreme German Schnauzer on Quad R who takes off running.Walstreit and Big Oil continue to mug Bull Schett in the crowd. Back ringside, Ruff dumps Jack Schett over the top rope. Daisy Cutter-Bomb sets up a table. Suave: “This is not good.” Ruff and Justice lift Jack up- *WHAM* right through the table. Rough Justice is in complete control now as they continue the beatdown. Jack is rolled back into the ring. Ruff hands Justice a taser. Suave: “THIS COULD BE IT!” *ZZZZAP* Suave: “THAT’S IT!”

Suave: “Meanwhile, A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb (McCain’s Marauders) had an intense hardcore battle with Hunter the Hunter and Grizzly Adam from SarahPAC.

Replay: A. TOM BOMB and HY DROGEN BOMB w/Newt Tron Bomb, SM Art Bomb, Incendiary Bomb, and ‘Straight Shootin’ Maverick’ John McCain (McCain’s Marauders) vs. GRIZZLY ADAM and HUNTER the HUNTER w/Alaska Pitbull Sarah Palin (SarahPAC)
Hunter battles back but A-Bomb wallops him from behind. A-Bomb gets him up. ATOMIC POWER BOMB! A-Bomb covers. 1…2…Grizzly breaks the count. Grizzly whips A-Bomb into the corner. *SNAP* BEAR TRAP! BEAR TRAP!

The ref asks A-Bomb if he wants to quit. A-Bomb says no. Incendiary Bomb hits the ring and tosses Grizzly and Hunter out of the way. He reaches down and forces the bear trap open. A-Bomb out but hurting big time. Incendiary then takes the bear trap and blasts Hunter with it. Hunter is down and bleeding big time. Grizzly attacks and gets caught. I-Bomb lifts…INCENDIARY POWER BOMB! I-Bomb takes Hunter up to the top rope. BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA! Hunter bounces a foot off the canvas. H-Bomb covers. 1…2…3.

MATCH #3: Number One Contender’s Match for the PCW Tag Team Title
ROUGH JUSTICE: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice w/Domination Inc. (Domination Inc.)
vs.
A. TOM BOMB and HY DROGEN BOMB w/Newt Tron Bomb, SM Art Bomb, Incendiary Bomb, and ‘Straight Shootin’ Maverick’ John McCain (McCain’s Marauders)

Suave: “Here we go, the winners get a shot at the PCW Tag Team belts in less than 2 weeks at PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction 2.” The bell rings. Mia Margarita stays ringside with the rest of Domination Inc. A-Bomb and Ruff to start. Suave: “The Bomb’s are here in force. Domination Inc. is here in force. This could be a war.” Ruff tries a power move but A-Bomb shoves him down. Ruff tries a bull rush. A-Bomb catches him and flapjacks Ruff hard to the canvas. Suave: “Not going to win that way. The Bombs are too strong.” Ricola Bomb by A-Bomb. Ruff pulls himself up and scurries back to the corner. Tag to Justice.

A-Bomb rolls his eyes and tags H-Bomb in. They circle. Justice attempts an Irish whip. H-Bomb counters and flings Justice into his corner. Justice gestures H-Bomb to come get him. H-Bomb declines and walks back towards his corner. Suave: “Smart move. Justice tried goading H-Bomb into his corner where I’m sure Domination Inc. was waiting to pounce.” Ruff slips Justice a taser. They circle again. Lock up. *ZZZAP* Suave: “TASER! TASER!” H-Bomb down. Justice covers. 1…2… Suave: “A-BOMB PULLS OFF JUSTICE! JUSTICE GOES TO TASER…NO! A-BOMB KNOCKS IT AWAY. ATOMIC POWER BOMB!” Justice down. A-Bomb covers. 1…2…Quadruple R pulls the referee out of the ring. Suave: “AND EVERYONE’S IN THE RING!” Domination Inc’s Big Oil, Kirk Walstreit, Quadruple R, and Daisy Cutter-Bomb hit the ring. Newt Tron Bomb and Incendiary Bomb join in. Big Oil choke slams N-Bomb. Incendiary Bomb nails an Incendiary Power Bomb on Kirk Walstreit. Quad R and Ruff battle with A-Bomb. Daisy sneaks in from behind and low blows A-Bomb. Ruff goes for the taser. Suave: “WAIT! IT’S THE EXTREME GERMAN SCHAUNZER HANS GRUBER!” The dog immediately leaps and chomps Ruff in the balls. The taser drops to the canvas. Suave: “HERE COMES JACK AND BULL SCHETT!”

Jack Schett and Bull Schett go right after Big Oil. Ruff spins around wildly, trying to pry Hans Gruber’s jaws from his balls. Big Oil is dumped out of the ring by Jack and Bull Schett. I-Bomb finds Justice and gives him an Incendiary Power Bomb. Suave: “NOW HE’S TAKING HIM TO THE TOP ROPE!... *WHAM* …BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA! BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA!” A-Bomb covers. Daisy goes for the save. I-Bomb snatches her with one hand and holds her. 1…2…3.

WINNER AND THE #1 CONTENDER FOR THE PCW TAG TEAM TITLE: A. TOM BOMB AND HY DROGEN BOMB

The Schetts and the Bombs clear the ring of the remaining members of Domination Inc.

Suave: “IT’S GOING TO BE A-BOMB AND H-BOMB AGAINST BIG OIL AND KIRK WALSTREIT FOR THE PCW TAG TEAM TITLES! JACK SCHETT AND BULL SCHETT GET REVENGE FOR WHAT HAPPENED LAST WEEK. NEXT WEEK, KALEE JONES- THE ESKIMO QUEEN FACES THE ‘PCW EXTREME PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL’ TESSA MARTIN FOR A SHOT AT THE PCW WOMEN’S TITLE AND KEVIN SCOTT GOES AGAINST QUADRUPLE R FOR A CHANCE AT THE PCW TITLE. ALSO, SOME OLD FRIENDS RETURN TO ACCEPT AN AWARD- THE FORMER LONGSTANDING PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS- THE FLYIN’ MARTINI BROTHERS RETURN TO PCW NEXT WEEK!
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Sunday, February 22, 2009

2/23-PCW Newsline: Johnny Suave Commentary on Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Barack Obama, John McCain, Sarah Palin and Michael Steele

JOHNNY SUAVE COMMENTARY
Hey all. It's the 'Voice of PCW' Johnny Suave here with some thoughts about the current state of affairs here in PCW. Let's look first at the groups:

The Progressive Alliance are relatively united right now. They have the big prize- the PCW Title in the hands of O'Beck Bahama. However, Domination Inc. is pushing hard. Next week on PCW Extreme Political TV, it will be Kevin Scott (formerly PCW Champion Starz N. Stripes) of Joe SixPacks taking on Quadruple R (Domination Inc.) for the number one contender's spot and a shot at the PCW title against Bahama at PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction. Scott has been dinged up over the past couple weeks and Quadruple R has been uncharacteristically focused on the task at hand. This may be Quad R's best shot in a long time to get what he so passionately craves, the PCW Title.

However, under the tutelage of former PCW Champion 'Not just unbearable. Not just intolerable. He is...' Justin Sufferable, Bahama has made great strides forward. Bahama has all the makings of becoming a dominant champion for some time to come.

On the political front, Nancy Pelosi has emerged as the dominant force behind the PCW Competition Committee. Pelosi's methods have caused some dissention among the American Patriots on the committee and the result was what took place last week on PCW Extreme Political TV. Harry Reid and Steny Hoyer were locked up in PCW CEO Barack Obama's office when 'Sports Entertainment Genius' Mr. McMann of Domination Inc. asked to insert his son, Seany, in the PCW TV title match. Pelosi, suddenly outnumbered, could only watch as Domination Inc's blatant interference cost 'No Frills' Chris Escondido the PCW Television Title.

A new problem may be on the horizon for Ms. Pelosi. Jim Cooper and Kirsten Gillebrand announced this past weekend that they now have a wrestler to throw into the mix- Blue Dog D. Blue Dog D. will debut after PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction.
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As for the American Patriots, they have effectively split into three groups:

-McCain's Marauders: A-Bomb, H-Bomb, N-Bomb, I-Bomb, and SM. Art Bomb
-SarahPAC: Kalee Jones-The Eskimo Queen, Hunter the Hunter, Grizzly Adam
-Rush Limbaugh and his alliance with Domination Inc.

New American Patriots' Executive Director Michael Steele is feverishly trying to bring the factions all back under the American Patriots umbrella. However, his efforts may have just become even more complicated with the announcement over the weekend of the addition of another splinter group headed up by Arlen Spector, Susan Collins, and Olympia Snowe. They have one wrestler in their stable at this time: RINO- The Wonk Machine, and the group plans on debuting RINO after the PCW pay per view.
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I am looking forward to the PCW Fourth Birthday Anniversary coming up March 17th. It's hard to believe that it was 2005 that PCW, then BCEW-Buckland County Extreme Wrestling- held it's first event. Tune in as I'm sure it'll be a memorable show.
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PREVIEW OF PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV
Tomorrow night- it's PCW in Cleveland, Ohio.
-SNAFU (Dr. Bill's Island of Misfit Wrestlers) vs. Quadruple R (Domination Inc.)
-Emily List (Progressive Alliance) vs. Kalee Jones (SarahPAC)
-Main Event: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb (McCain's Marauders) vs. Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice- two former police officers who were fired because of their 'extreme' style of justice (Domination Inc.)

UPCOMING SCHEDULE OF EVENTS:
2/24- PCW Extreme Political TV
2/26- PCW Newsline
3/2- PCW Newsline
3/3- PCW Extreme Political TV
3/6- PCW Newsline
3/7- PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction Preview
3/8- PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction PPV

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Thursday, February 19, 2009

2/19-PCW Newsline: Seany McMann Confirmed as PCW Television Champion After Hearing, New Match for PPV Announced

RESULTS FROM 2/17 PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV:

-The Progressive Alliance’s Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Steny Hoyer try to have Domination Inc. banned. American Patriots John Boehner and Mitch McConnell object because they haven’t been notified of a meeting or vote on the matter. ‘The Innovator of Broadcast Excellence’ Rush Limbaugh comes out and implores the American Patriots to join Domination Inc. in taking on Pelosi and the Progressive Alliance. ‘Straight Shootin’ Maverick’ John McCain counsels caution in dealing with Domination Inc and blames Pelosi for the discord. Dick Durbin comes out and argues with McCain.

-A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb (McCain’s Marauders) def. Grizzly Adam and Hunter the Hunter (SarahPAC)

-’Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann is visited by his children. It’s Seany’s 21st birthday and he wants to be the PCW Title as a present. Mr. McMann tells Seany he has something better in mind.

-Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice (Domination Inc.) upset former PCW Tag Team champions Jack and Bull Schett (Progressive Alliance) and will now face A-Bomb and H-Bomb next week for a shot at the PCW Tag Team title.

-Dave the Mechanic is found unconscious in the back.

-Domination Inc locks PCW CEO Barack Obama, Rahm Emanuel, PCW Champion O'Beck Bahama, Steny Hoyer, Harry Reid, and Justin Sufferable in Obama's office.

-'Sports Entertainment Genius' Mr. McMann asks Nancy Pelosi to allow his son, Seany, to replace Dave the Mechanic in the PCW TV Title match. Pelosi initially refuses but in the absence of Hoyer and Reid is outvoted 2 to 1 by Mitch McConnell and John Boehner

-Seany McMann def 'No Frills' Chris Escondido for the PCW TV Title.

DAVE THE MECHANIC RELEASED FROM HOSPITAL
Dave the Mechanic was released from the hospital yesterday morning after being attacked by an unknown assailant backstage during PCW Extreme Political TV. The attack followed the similar MO of the one last week on PCW Security Director Dawn McGill.

PCW CEO Barack Obama commented that the investigation continues in both the McGill and Dave the Mechanic incidents.

HEARING TODAY AFFIRMS SEANY McMANN IS THE PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION
In a wild, raucous, and contentious hearing earlier today, the PCW Competition Committee announced just a short time ago that Seany McMann is indeed the new PCW Television Champion.

PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein reported that Nancy Pelosi was dead set on stripping Seany McMann of the PCW Television title and banning Domination Inc. after taking a Daisy Cutter Power Bomb Tuesday night on PCW Extreme Political TV. The American Patriots objected on the grounds that they felt Pelosi overstepped her bounds in not consulting them about a vote Tuesday. Steny Hoyer sided with Pelosi but Harry Reid felt intense pressure from moderates on both sides to find a compromise.

After Pelosi's plan to strip McMann of the title failed, Arlen Spector, Susan Collins, and Olympia Snowe, the moderate wing of the American Patriots, brokered a deal with Reid to allow McMann to keep the TV Title and set up a match at PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction between: McMann (Domination Inc.), 'No Frills' Chris Escondido (Progressive Alliance), and Dave the Mechanic (Joe SixPacks). The American Patriots objected based on wanting Newt Tron Bomb, a member of McCain's Marauders, in the third spot instead of Dave the Mechanic. Spector, Collins, and Snowe sided with Reid and the compromise went through.

A NEW MATCH SET FOR PCW WEAPONS OF MASS POLITICAL DESTRUCTION 2
The PCW Television Title will be on the line in a three-way dance between: PCW Television Champion Seany McMann (Domination Inc.), Former TV Champ 'No Frills' Chris Escondido (Progressive Alliance), and Dave the Mechanic (Joe SixPacks)

This match joins the other four named matches on the card:

-PCW Title Match involving champion O’Beck Bahama (Progressive Alliance)
-PCW Women’s Title Match involving champion Kathryn Randall Collins (Domination Inc.)
-PCW Tag Team Title Match involving tag team champs Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (Domination Inc.)
-MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann, MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow, MSNBC’s ‘Hardball’ Chris Matthews, and Arianna Huffington of the Huffington Post vs. ‘Mr. No-Spin’ Bill O’Reilly of Fox News, ‘The Queen of Political Extreme’ Ann Coulter, ‘The Innnovator of Extreme Broadcast Excellence’ Rush Limbaugh, and ‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin in an eight person tag team elimination match

DOMINATION INC. PRESS RELEASE
Domination Inc. would like to congratulate Seany McMann- the NEW PCW Television Champion. Seany won the title with an exciting win over 'No Frill's Chris Escondido Tuesday night on PCW Extreme Political TV. Seany is also the son of Domination Inc. CEO 'Sports Entertainment Genius' Mr. McMann which proves that the apple doesn't fall too fall from the trees.

Domination Inc. now controls three of the four PCW Title belts. We are quite confident that Quadruple R will make it four for four at PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction on March 8th and bring the PCW Title to Domination Inc.

About Domination Inc.: Domination Inc. is a consortium of wrestlers dedicated to making the group the elite in Political Championship Wrestling. Our mission statement is simple: Domination Inc. will facilitate the takeover of PCW by any and all means available to us.

NEW EPISODE OF PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL ONLINE FEATURING PCW EXTREME PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL TESSA MARTIN.


PCW WORLD CHAMPION: ‘The New Rookie Sensation’ O’Beck Bahama (Progressive Alliance)
CONTENDERS:
#1- Kevin Scott (Joe SixPacks)
#2- ‘The Angry Highway Warrior’ Quadruple R (Domination, Inc.)
#3- A. Tom Bomb (McCain’s Marauders)

PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Kathryn Randall Collins (Domination, Inc.)
CONTENDERS:
#1- ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl Tessa Martin (Joe SixPacks)
#2- Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (SarahPac)
#3- Emily List (Progressive Alliance)

PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (Domination, Inc.)
CONTENDERS:
#1- A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb (McCain’s Marauders)
#2- Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice (Domination Inc.)
#3- Schett Brothers- Jack Schett and Bull Schett (Progressive Alliance)

PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION: Seany McMann (Domination Inc.)
CONTENDERS:
#1- ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (Progressive Alliance)
#2- Dave the Mechanic (Joe SixPacks)
#3- SNAFU (Dr. Bill’s Island of Misfit Wrestlers)

UPCOMING SCHEDULE OF EVENTS:
2/23- PCW Newsline
2/24- PCW Extreme Political TV
2/26- PCW Newsline
3/2- PCW Newsline
3/3- PCW Extreme Political TV
3/6- PCW Newsline
3/7- PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction Preview
3/8- PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction PPV

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

2/17-PCW Extreme Political TV: Nancy Pelosi Lays Down the Law and Then Gets Laid Out

LAST WEEK ON PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV:
-Replay of 2/8 AL CAHALL AND NIC KOTEEN w/Andrea Doria (Politically Incorrect) vs. JACK SCHETT and BULL SCHETT w/Horst Schett and Hans Gruber- the Extreme Schnauzer (Progressive Alliance) match from PCW House Show in Plymouth Meeting, PA. The Schetts get the win via a ‘Schett-Brick’ by Bull on Nic Koteen

-Replay of 2/9 LITTLE PAULIE and BIG PAULIE (American Bikers) vs.GRIZZLY ADAM and HUNTER the HUNTER w/Sarah Palin (SarahPAC) match from PCW House Show in Glenolden, PA. Grizzly Adam gets Little Paulie to submit with the ‘bear hug.’ Post match, Actress Ashley Judd and the Green World Order attack Sarah Palin. ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee gets caught in the ‘Bear Trap.’

-Replay of 2/9 A. TOM BOMB and HY DROGEN BOMB w/Newt Tron Bomb and SM Art Bomb (McCain’s Marauders) vs. GREENPETE and ‘Extreme Vegan’ BROCK COLE LEE w/PeaceNick and Peta from PETA (Green World Order) match from PCW House Show in Glenolden, PA. The Bombs obliterate GreenPete for the win.

-Rough Justice (D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice) destroy Average Joe and the American Trucker (Joe SixPacks) with help from Quad R. Kevin Scott and Raving Redneck Gary Locke try to help and get chokeslammed by the Corporate Enforcer Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

-PCW Security Director Dawn McGill is found unconscious backstage. She is transported by ambulance to a local hospital.

-Domination Inc’s CEO ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann declares that the hostile takeover of PCW has begun.

-PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein gets an offhand comment from PCW CEO Barack Obama’s aide de camp Joe Biden and a terse answer from the PCW himself.

-Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (SarahPAC) quickly dispatches Code Pink (Progressive Alliance) with the Eskimo Pieface. Post match, Ashley Judd tries again to attack Sarah Palin and gets an Eskimo Pieface from Jones for her trouble.

-The ‘Innovator of Extreme Broadcast Excellence’ Rush Limbaugh and the ‘Queen of Political Extreme’ Ann Coulter try to talk fellow Right Wing Brigadiers Laura Ingraham, Sean Hannity, and Michelle Malkin to join Domination Inc in order to save the American Patriots.

-SNAFU (Dr. Bill’s Island of Misfit Wrestlers) vs. Kevin Scott (Joe SixPacks) never happens because Domination Inc attacks Scott before the match starts. Rahmbo aka Rahm Emanuel and the Schett Brothers come to Scott’s aid as the show ends.

PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV: February 17th, from Roy Wilkins Auditorium, St. Paul, MN.
HOST: Johnny Suave

Crowd: “PCW!...PCW!...PCW!...” Suave: “HELLO AND WELCOME TO P-C-W!” Crowd: “PCW!...PCW!...PCW!...” Suave: “I AM JOHNNY SUAVE. THIS HOT PIECE OF CARDBOARD NEXT TO ME IS A LIFE-SIZE CARDBOARD CUT-OUT OF SHANIA FREAKIN’ TWAIN. WE ARE BACK AT THE ROY WILKINS AUDITORIUM FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE WE WERE HERE IN NOVEMBER FOR THE THIRD NORM COLEMAN-AL FRANKEN MATCH! TONIGHT, IT’S A. TOM BOMB AND HY DROGEN BOMB OF McCAIN’S MARAUDERS TAKING ON HUNTER THE HUNTER AND GRIZZLY ADAMS OF SARAHPAC. ALSO, ROUGH JUSTICE: D.B. RUFF AND CONNOR JUSTICE- TWO FORMER POLICE OFFICERS FIRED DUE TO THEIR EXTREME METHOD OF LAW ENFORCEMENT FROM DOMINATION INC. TAKE ON THE FORMER PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS JACK SCHETT AND BULL SCHETT OF THE PROGRESSIVE ALLIANCE. FINALLY, THE PCW TELEVISION TITLE IS ON THE LINE TONIGHT IN OUR MAIN EVENT. DAVE THE MECHANIC FROM JOE SIXPACKS GETS ANOTHER CRACK AT ‘NO FRILLS’ CHRIS ESCONDIDO OF THE PROGRESSIVE ALLIANCE FOR THE TV TITLE. A LOT HAS TAKEN PLACE IN THE LAST SEVENTY-TWO HOURS! LAST WEEK, SOMEONE TOOK OUT THE PCW SECURITY DIRECTOR DAWN McGILL. YESTERDAY, WE FOUND OUT THE CAUSE OF HER INJURY.”

PCW NEWSLINE:
Doctor Confirms Injury to PCW Security Director Dawn McGill
Yesterday, PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein dug out the exact cause of what knocked PCW Dawn McGill out last week on PCW Extreme Political TV. On Saturday, a doctor confirmed to Bernstein that some sort of neuro-paralyzing drug that could have been transmitted by skin and touch was the culprit behind McGill’s injuries last week. PCW CEO Barack Obama directed the PCW Competition Committee to look into this matter even closer in a bipartisan fashion.

Suave: “Well, that did happen. But the result was hardly bipartisan. More from the PCW Newsline:”

Domination Inc. CEO ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann Testifies Before PCW Competition Committee Yesterday
Mr. McMann and Domination Inc’s Corporate Attorneys Felcher and Felcher appeared before the PCW Competition Committee (Nancy Pelosi, Steny Hoyer, and Harry Reid for the Progressive Alliance, John Boehner and Mitch McConnell for the American Patriots) earlier today in a rather contentious hearing to determine who was responsible for the neuro-paralyzing drug that incapacitated PCW Security Director Dawn McGill last week.

Highlights from the hearing:

Nancy Pelosi: Mr. McMann, was Domination Inc. involved in the drugging of Dawn McGill last week…yes or no?
Mr. McMann flips Pelosi off.
Pelosi: Mr. McMann. You will not flip me the bird. Do you not understand the gravity of the situation?
McMann flips Pelosi off again.

Steny Hoyer: Mr. McMann, it would be prudent of you to answer the question.

McMann flips Hoyer off with both hands.

R Felcher: I think what Mr. McMann is trying to say is that while we may have had our issues with Ms. McGill, Domination Inc. would not resort to such tactics to neutralize her.

John Boehner: I’d like to ask a-

Pelosi: Mr. McMann, given Domination Inc.’s brazenly aggressive attacks on various PCW wrestlers the past few weeks, why should we believe a word you say?

McMann again flips Pelosi off.

B Felcher: Once again, Ms. Pelosi. The implication that Domination Inc. was responsible for what happened to Ms. McGill without offering any proof other than your own speculation is unfounded.

Mitch McConnell: Mr. McMann, do you understand the-

Pelosi: You can use obscene hand gestures all you want to Mr. McMann, but the fact remains that you-

Boehner: Excuse me, Ms. Pelosi. We’d also like to ask Mr. McMann some questions.

Pelosi: No. I don’t have to let you ask him questions.

McConnell: What? I believe PCW CEO Obama made it clear that this was to be a bi-partisan investigation.

Pelosi: Bi-partisanship is overrated, Mr. McConnell. It’s just a process. I control the PCW Competition Committee and I’ll direct this hearing as I see fit.

Boehner: I’m sorry, what two people died and put you in control of PCW?

Pelosi: Would someone turn off Mr. Boehner’s and Mr. McConnell’s microphone?

Boehner: I want to know. Who the hell put you in (microphone turned off)

McConnell jumps up and starts yelling at Pelosi. Pelosi yells back at McConnell. The meeting breaks down and McMann sits back in his chair and smiles.

IN THE RING
Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Steny Hoyer are in the ring to discuss the hearing. Pelosi: “At the behest of PCW CEO Barack Obama, the PCW Competition Committee held a hearing yesterday concerning the apparent drugging of PCW Security Director Dawn McGill. We called the CEO of Domination Inc., ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann to testify on his organization’s role in what happened. Mr. McMann was rude, crude, obnoxious, and left it to his corporate attorneys Felcher and Felcher to answer for him.” Reid and Hoyer nod in agreement. Pelosi: “I believe the best course of action at this point would be suspend Domination Inc. from further competition until Mr. McMann agrees to answer our questions in an appropriate fashion.” Voice: “Whoa, whoa, whoa a second.” John Boehner and Mitch McConnell, the American Patriots’ representatives to the PCW Competition Committee come out. Boehner: “When did we talk about this?” Pelosi: “We didn’t talk to YOU about this because we don’t need your vote. You’re in the minority and we run things now.” Boehner: “That doesn’t matter. Mitch McConnell and I are part of the PCW Competition Committee too and we have a right to have views heard.” Pelosi: “Okay. I’ve heard your views. Now, run along so we can do our business here.” Boehner: “Excuse me? YOUR business. We were never notified that you intended to transact BUSINESS here tonight. Especially about suspending Domination Inc. I don’t believe Mr. Obama said anything about suspending anyone and I also recall him wanting this investigation carried out in a bi-partisan manner.” Pelosi: “Mr. Boehner, I really don’t care what you think. I have the votes…and you don’t. I have the power…and you don’t. Quite frankly, your presence here is…not needed. You can leave-”

*With talent on loan from God*

Suave: “IT’S THE INNOVATOR OF EXTREME BROADCAST EXCELLENCE RUSH LIMBAUGH!” Limbaugh comes out with the Queen of Political Extreme Ann Coulter. Crowd: “OX-Y CONT-TIN! (clap clap clap-clap-clap) OX-Y CONT-TIN! (clap clap clap-clap-clap)…” Rush: “That’s right. It is I…” Crowd: “WHO?” Rush: “…El Rushbo…” Crowd: “WHO?” Rush: “…The Maharushbie…” Crowd: “WHO?” Rush: “…With talent on loan from-” Crowd: “ROB!” Rush: "Oh, knock it off. John, John, John. See? This is Nancy Pelosi’s idea of bi-partisanship. She barks and you jump. She commands and you obey. What Ms. Pelosi and the Progressive Alliance are looking to do is completely eliminate the American Patriots from PCW. That’s why I’ve joined up with Domination Inc- to save the American Patriots. And that’s why I implore you and Mitch McConnell to join us and help us stop Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, and the rest of the Progressive Alliance from destroying PCW.”

The Straight Shootin’ Maverick John McCain appears. McCain: “Hold on, Rush. I agree that the way Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid are doing things is wrong. But the last thing that the American Patriots need to do is associate with Domination Inc. Mr. McMann tried to take over PCW before a couple years ago. I think it’s too much of a gamble to align with his corporation. As for Ms. Pelosi, I think it’s shameful that she’s all but cut Mr. Boehner and Mr. McConnell out of the conversation. I took PCW CEO Barack Obama at his word that he wanted to work with us and I am very disappointed in the way that the Progressive Alliance has conducted themselves.

Dick Durbin of the Progressive Alliance then comes out. Durbin: “Oh, give me a break, John. Where was your concern when George W. was the CEO and the American Patriots controlled the PCW Competition Committee. Pul-leeze. What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.” McCain: “With all due respect, Dick, I seem to remember a few years back helping an independent named Chris Escondido become the champion and many members of the American Patriots weren’t too thrilled at me for doing that. We were told bi-partisanship and that’s not happening.” Durbin: “Again, John. I think you’re barking up the wrong tree. McCain: "No I'm not." Durbin: "Yes you are." McCain: "No, I'm NOT!" Durbin: "Yes, you ARE!"...

Suave: “Well…as they continue to debate this, let’s move on. Two nights ago at the Mancusco Convention Center in Omaha, Nebraska, A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb of McCain’s Marauders took on Grizzly Adam and Hunter the Hunter of SarahPAC.”

MATCH #1 from 2/15- Mancusco Convention Center, Omaha, NE:
A. TOM BOMB and HY DROGEN BOMB w/Newt Tron Bomb, SM Art Bomb, Incendiary Bomb, and ‘Straight Shootin’ Maverick’ John McCain (McCain’s Marauders)
vs.
GRIZZLY ADAM and HUNTER the HUNTER w/Alaska Pitbull Sarah Palin (SarahPAC)
McCain and Palin shake hands in the ring before the match. The bell rings. A-Bomb and Grizzly Adam to start. A-Bomb with lefts; Grizzly responds in kind. A-Bomb tries to hiptoss Grizzly but he’s not having any of it. Grizzly gets a wristlock. Headlock counter by A-Bomb. A-Bomb off the ropes and Grizzly misses a dropkick. A-Bomb celebrates. Again A-Bomb off the ropes and he eats a dropkick by Grizzly. A-Bomb reverses a toss and rams Grizzly into the corner turnbuckle. Again A-Bomb tosses Grizzly back first into the corner turnbuckle. Powerslam by A-Bomb. Knee drop. A-Bomb rams Grizzly into the corner again. Grizzly set up top. Hunter the Hunter in and brawls with A-Bomb. Kicks by Hunter and A-Bomb falls to the canvas. Hunter charges with a Stinger type splash and H-Bomb pulls A-Bomb out of the way. Hunter crashes into the corner turnbuckle and accidently knocks Grizzly Adam off the top and out of the ring.

H-Bomb rams Hunter into the corner turnbuckle. A-Bomb then slams him into the corner yet again. H-Bomb hits a corner splash. Tries another… Hunter catches him…reverse atomic drop. Hunter picks up his bear trap and whaps A-Bomb in the face with it. A-Bomb starts bleeding from a cut over his eye. H-Bomb knocks the bear trap out of Hunter’s hand and power slams him. Grizzly Adam back in and gets clobbered again by H-Bomb. Powerbomb try, no, reverse by Grizzly Adam into a suplex. Grizzly slams H-Bomb into the corner turnbuckle. H-Bomb is bleeding now. A-Bomb and H-Bomb double team Grizzly. Double power slam. Hunter the Hunter back up and sets the bear trap in the corner. He then gets double power slammed. Hunter battles back but A-Bomb wallops him from behind. A-Bomb gets him up. ATOMIC POWER BOMB! A-Bomb covers. 1…2…Grizzly breaks the count. Grizzly whips A-Bomb into the corner. *SNAP* BEAR TRAP! BEAR TRAP!

The ref asks A-Bomb if he wants to quit. A-Bomb says no. Incendiary Bomb hits the ring and tosses Grizzly and Hunter out of the way. He reaches down and forces the bear trap open. A-Bomb out but hurting big time. Incendiary then takes the bear trap and blasts Hunter with it. Hunter is down and bleeding big time. Grizzly attacks and gets caught. I-Bomb lifts…INCENDIARY POWER BOMB! I-Bomb takes Hunter up to the top rope. BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA! Hunter bounces a foot off the canvas. H-Bomb covers. 1…2…3.

WINNER: A. TOM BOMB and HY DROGEN BOMB

Suave: “WOW! What a match! So A-Bomb and H-Bomb will get the winner of tonight’s match between Rough Justice and the Schett Brothers. Stay tuned. We’ll be right back.

COMMMERCIAL TIME

EBW UNCUT PREVIEW – from our friends over at Basic Bloganomics, a preview of tomorrow night’s EBW Uncut.

“For the first time in 2009, Extreme Blog Wrestling is coming live this Wednesday! Join all the stars of EBW as we head to The Philippines for the first blog wrestling event held outside of North America! Rumors are flying about the upcoming show as many are wondering what the Agents of Chaos will be up to at the event.One member of the AOC that will be in action is the EBW General Manager, Paul Huffaker, who has challenged the “Filipina Fury” Miatay to a one-on-one match! Miatay quickly accepted the match and it will be one of our featured contests at the ArnieV Civic Center. Why would the GM challenge Miatay to a match, after he orchestrated that heinous attack on her on the last episode of UnCut?We caught up with Miatay earlier to get her reactions to the match. “Hell yeah! It’s on now! When I get my hands on that disgusting excuse for a human being, he’s going to find out why they call me the Filipina Fury!”Also coming at UnCut in the Philippines, the EBW Lightweight Champion Wassup takes on the rookie Fbkid in a non-title match. The Champ is looking to cement his dominance in the Lightweight division, but the upstart Fbkid would like nothing more than to knock the champ off the top of the mountain. The Philippines is in for a wild ride with the lightweights of EBW coming to tear the roof off the arena!The road to No Recovery tears through EBW UnCut in The Philippines! You never know what might happen! Don’t miss the action as it comes to you live, this Wednesday on the exclusive home of EBW, Basic Bloganomics!”

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DOMINATION INC. SUITE
‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann works at his desk. Female voice: “Mr. McMann, your children are here to see you.” McMann: “Send them in.” ‘Little Sports Entertainment Genius’ Seany McMann and Steffi McMann enter the office. McMann: “Hello children.” Both: “Hi Dad.” McMann reaches down and pulls out a present. McMann: “Happy Birthday Seany!” Seany: “Thanks Dad.” They proceed to sign ‘Happy Birthday’ to Seany. Seany opens his gift, it’s a brand new expensive suit. Seany: “Thanks, Dad! But, I was wondering…” McMann: “Wondering what?” Seany: “Well, you once said that you’d do anything for me…right?” McMann: “Of course.” Seany: “Well, since I want to follow in your footsteps someday, and since this is my 21st birthday, the best birthday present you could give me is…the PCW Title.” McMann: “The PCW Title?” Seany: “Yes. I want to be the PCW Champion.” McMann: “Seany, I can’t do that. But, what if…” McMann looks at the monitor and sees a replay of the hearing yesterday. McMann: “On second thought, I have an idea. It’s not the PCW Title…but it’ll do.”

Suave: “Okay…that was weird. What kid asks his father for a wrestling championship belt? All right, we are less than three weeks away from PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction and over the weekend, a match was announced for the card.

PCW NEWSLINE:

MATCH ANNOUNCED FOR PCW WEAPONS OF MASS POLITICAL DESTRUCTION
PCW announces that an eight person tag team elimination match has been signed for PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction on March 8th:

MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann, MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow, MSNBC’s ‘Hardball’ Chris Matthews, and Arianna Huffington of the Huffington Post
vs.
‘Mr. No-Spin’ Bill O’Reilly of Fox News, ‘The Queen of Political Extreme’ Ann Coulter, ‘The Innnovator of Extreme Broadcast Excellence’ Rush Limbaugh, and ‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin

The rules for the match are this: if one member of a team is pinned or submits, they are eliminated from the match. The team that wins is the team that has one of more members remaining.

Right now, there are four confirmed matches for PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction. Matches also on the card include:

-PCW Title Match involving champion O’Beck Bahama (Progressive Alliance)
-PCW Women’s Title Match involving champion Kathryn Randall Collins (Domination Inc.)
-PCW Tag Team Title Match involving tag team champs Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (Domination Inc.)

MATCH #2
ROUGH JUSTICE: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice w/Domination Inc. (Domination Inc.)
vs.
JACK SCHETT and BULL SCHETT w/Horst Schett and Hans Gruber- the Extreme German Schnauzer (Progressive Alliance)
Suave:
“I guess Domination Inc. wasn’t suspended after all.” Lots of chirping pre-match. Both Jack and Bull Schett jaw with the PCW Tag Team Champions Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit. Bull attacks Big Oil on the floor and they trade punches. The bell rings as Bull sends Big Oil over the guardrail. Kirk Walstreit dives off with a clothesline and sends Bull Schett into the crowd. Back in the ring, Connor Justice fires Jack Schett into the corner turnbuckle. Suave: “Not a bright move on Bull Schett’s part. He’s just left Jack Schett alone to fight off both Ruff and Justice.” As the fight outside continues through the crowd, Ruff gets HARDCORE by blasting Jack Schett with steel handcuffs. Jack’s busted open. Ruff fires an uppercut and then whips Jack into the ropes. Quad R plasters Jack with a steel-folding chair from the outside. Horst Schett sics Hans Gruber- the Extreme German Schnauzer on Quad R who takes off running.

Walstreit and Big Oil continue to mug Bull Schett in the crowd. Back ringside, Ruff dumps Jack Schett over the top rope. Daisy Cutter-Bomb sets up a table. Suave: “This is not good.” Ruff and Justice lift Jack up- *WHAM* right through the table. Rough Justice is in complete control now as they continue the beatdown. Jack is rolled back into the ring. Ruff hands Justice a taser. Suave: “THIS COULD BE IT!” *ZZZZAP* Suave: “THAT’S IT!”

WINNER: ROUGH JUSTICE

Suave: “A big upset here tonight as Rough Justice will now face A-Bomb and H-Bomb next week for the #1 contender’s spot and a shot at the PCW Tag Team belts at PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction. Main event: Dave the Mechanic and ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido for the PCW TV Title is next.”

PCW NEWSLINE:

UPCOMING SHOWS/EVENTS:
2/19- PCW Newsline
2/23- PCW Newsline
2/24- PCW Extreme Political TV from Cleveland, Ohio
2/26- PCW Newsline
3/2- PCW Newsline
3/3- PCW Extreme Political TV from Toronto, ONT
3/6- PCW Newsline
3/7- PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction Preview
3/8- PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction PPV from New York City

PCW SPOTLIGHT ON: POLITICALLY INCORRECT
From left to right: NRA, 'The Princess of Political Incorrectness' Andrea Doria, Al Cahall, and Nic Koteen

With the recent addition of the Princess of Political Incorrectness Andrea Doria, Politically Incorrect has suddenly become a major factor in the PCW Tag Team division. Doria fits the group perfectly as she fervently believes that political correctness is a scourge to individualism and the human spirit. Politically Incorrect has recently come to the aid of Alaskan Pitbull Sarah Palin when she was attacked by the Angry Left Wing Bloggers and continues to feud with the Green World Order.

Suave: “You know, Andrea Doria’s an interesting woman to say the least. I love her choice of wardrobe…huh? Backstage? Okay. We’re going backstage.”

BACKSTAGE:
Dave the Mechanic is unconscious on the floor. Nurse Nellie and the PCW Clean-Up Crew are already on scene and working on Dave. Suave: “What the hell? Someone took out Dave the Mechanic? Is this the same thing that happened to Dawn McGill?”

PCW CEO BARACK OBAMA’S OFFICE
Obama works at his desk. Rahm Emanuel walks in. Soon after, Harry Reid enters. A few seconds later, PCW Champion O’Beck Bahama. Then Steny Hoyer…”

BACKSTAGE:
Mr. McMann corners Nancy Pelosi, John Boehner, and Mitch McConnell. McMann: “Look, I saw what happened to Dave the Mechanic and that stinks. And I know that you have a main event left to go. I have a solution to this problem.” Pelosi: “Whatever it is, I’m not interested.” McMann: “Look, Nancy. Can’t we let bygones be bygones? Look, my son Seany is a wrestler. He can step in and take on Escondido for the PCW TV Title. It’ll be a good experience for him and it will save your main event.” Pelosi: “Your son? Wrestle for the TV Title? Absolutely not!” McMann: “Then I demand a vote of the PCW Competition Committee.”…

PCW CEO BARACK OBAMA’S OFFICE
Obama continues to work at his desk. His office is full. Emanuel, Reid, Bahama, Justin Sufferable, Hoyer, and the Schett Brothers crowd into Obama’s office. Outside, it appears someone is working on an adjacent room as the sound of a pounding hammer and power screwdriver can be heard. Obama: “Okay. Why are you all in here?” Emanuel: “The meeting.” Obama: “The meeting?” Emanuel: “Didn’t you call a meeting?” Obama: “No.” Emanuel: “Someone said you did. That’s why we’re all here.”

BACKSTAGE:
Pelosi:
“I don’t know where Reid or Hoyer are. There can’t be a vote without them. Boehner: “Actually, Nancy. Yes, there could. The PCW rulebook states that in the event of extraordinary circumstances that a mere quorum of PCW Competition Committee members shall be sufficient to conduct business. I see three people here and that makes a quorum.” Pelosi: “That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. The answer is no, gentlemen. There will be no vote and there will be no match.” McMann: “I want my vote.” Pelosi shoots daggers through both Boehner and McConnell. McConnell: “Screw it. All in favor say aye.” McConnell and Boehner: “AYE!” McConnell: “Those opposed.” Pelosi: “NO! You cannot do-” McConnell: “Motion carried. Good day, Nancy.” McConnell and Boehner walk away. McMann grins.

Suave: “Well, I just got word that the PCW TV Title match will go on. Here comes the champ- ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido. I wonder who he’s facing-”

*Domination Inc. will facilitate the takeover of PCW by any and all means available to us.*

Suave: “Oh, oh.” Seany McMann, dressed in wrestling gear, comes out followed by Domination Inc. Suave: “Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me. This can’t happen.”

PCW CEO BARACK OBAMA’S OFFICE
Obama sees Seany McMann walking to the ring on the monitor. Obama: “What the hell is going on?” Emanuel: “I don’t know but I’m going to find out.” Emanuel tries to leave. The door won’t move. Emanuel tries to bust the door open. It isn’t budging. Obama: “Oh…no.”

MATCH #3 FOR THE PCW TELEVISION TITLE
‘Little Sports Entertainment Genius’ SEANY McMANN w/Domination Inc. (Domination Inc.)
vs.
‘No Frills’ CHRIS ESCONDIDO (Progressive Alliance)

Nancy Pelosi runs to the ring. Pelosi: “NO! NO! THIS MATCH WILL NOT HAPPEN! I DID NOT GIVE AUTHORITY TO- GACKKK” Suave: “DAISY CUTTER-BOMB HAS NANCY PELOSI! OH, NO…NO, NO…” Daisy gives Pelosi the Daisy Cutter Power-Bomb. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! DAISY CUTTER-BOMB JUST OBLITERATED NANCY PELOSI WITH A DAISY CUTTER POWER-BOMB! HOLY CRAP!”

PCW CEO BARACK OBAMA’S OFFICE
Pelosi taking the Daisy Cutter Power Bomb just plays. Hoyer: “NOOOOOOO!!!!!” Hoyer runs to the door and pounds on it.

Back in the ring, Escondido starts to leave. Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit block his way. *ZZZZAAP* Suave: “ROUGH JUSTICE! ROUGH JUSTICE! THEY JUST TASERED THE PCW TV CHAMP!” Big Oil drags Escondido to the ring. Suave: “NO! THIS IS A TRAVESTY! THIS IS JUST WRONG!” Big Oil goes to the middle of the ring and sets Escondido up. Suave: “NO, DAMMIT! THAT’S ENOUGH…HOLY FREAKIN’ CRAP. BIG OIL JUST OKLAHOMA DRILLER’D CHRIS ESCONDIDO! HE’S FREAKIN’ UNCONSCIOUS!”

PCW CEO BARACK OBAMA’S OFFICE
Obama, Hoyer, the Schetts, Sufferable pound at the door as the picture of Big Oil giving Escondido an Oklahoma Driller plays.

Suave: “PELOSI’S OUT IN THE RING. ESCONDIDO’S OUT. WALSTREIT TURNS HIM OVER. SEANY COVERS. ONE. TWO. THREE! THIS IS NOT RIGHT. SEANY McMANN IS THE NEW PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION!”

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Monday, February 16, 2009

2/16-PCW Newsline: 8 Person Tag Team Elimination Match Announced for PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction, PCW Competition Committee Hearing


MATCH ANNOUNCED FOR PCW WEAPONS OF MASS POLITICAL DESTRUCTION
PCW announces that an eight person tag team elimination match has been signed for PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction on March 8th:

MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann, MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow, MSNBC’s ‘Hardball’ Chris Matthews, and Arianna Huffington of the Huffington Post
vs.
‘Mr. No-Spin’ Bill O’Reilly of Fox News, ‘The Queen of Political Extreme’ Ann Coulter, ‘The Innnovator of Extreme Broadcast Excellence’ Rush Limbaugh, and ‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin

The rules for the match are this: if one member of a team is pinned or submits, they are eliminated from the match. The team that wins is the team that has one of more members remaining.

Right now, there are four confirmed matches for PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction:
-PCW Title Match involving champion O’Beck Bahama (Progressive Alliance)
-PCW Women’s Title Match involving champion Kathryn Randall Collins (Domination Inc.)
-PCW Tag Team Title Match involving tag team champs Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (Domination Inc.)

A DOCTOR CONFIRMS WHAT KNOCKED SECURITY DIRECTOR DAWN McGILL OUT LAST WEEK
PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein has dug out the exact cause of what knocked PCW Dawn McGill out last week on PCW Extreme Political TV. On Saturday, a doctor confirmed to Bernstein that some sort of neuro-paralyzing drug that could have been transmitted by skin and touch was the culprit behind McGill’s injuries last week. PCW CEO Barack Obama directed the PCW Competition Committee to look into this matter even closer in a bipartisan fashion.

DOMINATION INC. CEO ‘SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT GENIUS’ MR. McMANN APPEARS BEFORE SPECIAL HEARING OF THE PCW COMPETITION COMMITTEE TODAY
Mr. McMann and Domination Inc’s Corporate Attorneys Felcher and Felcher appeared before the PCW Competition Committee (Nancy Pelosi, Steny Hoyer, and Harry Reid for the Progressive Alliance, John Boehner and Mitch McConnell for the American Patriots) earlier today in a rather contentious hearing to determine who was responsible for the neuro-paralyzing drug that incapacitated PCW Security Director Dawn McGill last week. Highlights from the hearing:

Nancy Pelosi: Mr. McMann, was Domination Inc. involved in the drugging of Dawn McGill last week…yes or no?

Mr. McMann flips Pelosi off.

Pelosi: Mr. McMann. You will not flip me the bird. Do you not understand the gravity of the situation?

McMann flips Pelosi off again.

Steny Hoyer: Mr. McMann, it would be prudent of you to answer the question.

McMann flips Hoyer off with both hands.

R Felcher: I think what Mr. McMann is trying to say is that while we may have had our issues with Ms. McGill, Domination Inc. would not resort to such tactics to neutralize her.

John Boehner: I’d like to ask a-

Pelosi: Mr. McMann, given Domination Inc.’s brazenly aggressive attacks on various PCW wrestlers the past few weeks, why should we believe a word you say?

McMann again flips Pelosi off.

B Felcher: Once again, Ms. Pelosi. The implication that Domination Inc. was responsible for what happened to Ms. McGill without offering any proof other than your own speculation is unfounded.

Mitch McConnell: Mr. McMann, do you understand the-

Pelosi: You can use obscene hand gestures all you want to Mr. McMann, but the fact remains that you-

Boehner: Excuse me, Ms. Pelosi. We’d also like to ask Mr. McMann some questions.

Pelosi: No. I don’t have to let you ask him questions.

McConnell: What? I believe PCW CEO Obama made it clear that this was to be a bi-partisan investigation.

Pelosi: Bi-partisanship is overrated, Mr. McConnell. It’s just a process. I control the PCW Competition Committee and I’ll direct this hearing as I see fit.

Boehner: I’m sorry, what two people died and put you in control of PCW?

Pelosi: Would someone turn off Mr. Boehner’s and Mr. McConnell’s microphone?

Boehner: I want to know. Who the hell put you in (microphone turned off)

McConnell jumps up and starts yelling at Pelosi. Pelosi yells back at McConnell. The meeting breaks down and McMann sits back in his chair and smiles.

PREVIEW OF TOMORROW’S PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV
-A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb w/Newt Tron Bomb, Incendiary Bomb, and SM Art Bomb (McCain’s Marauders) meet Hunter the Hunter and Grizzly Adam w/ ‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin (SarahPAC)

-Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice-two former police officers fired because of their extreme method of law enforcement (Domination Inc.) take on Jack Schett and Bull Schett w/Horst Schett and Hans Gruber- the Extreme German Schnauzer (Progressive Alliance)

-Dave the Mechanic (Joe SixPacks) meets PCW Television Champion ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (Progressive Alliance) for the TV title.
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UPCOMING SCHEDULE OF EVENTS:
2/17- PCW Extreme Political TV
2/19- PCW Newsline
2/23- PCW Newsline
2/24- PCW Extreme Political TV
2/26- PCW Newsline
3/2- PCW Newsline
3/3- PCW Extreme Political TV
3/6- PCW Newsline
3/7- PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction Preview
3/8- PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction PPV

PREVIOUS SHOWS AND NEWSLINES:
2/12- PCW Newsline: PCW Extreme Political TV Results, PCW Security Director Dawn McGill Released from Hospital, Domination Inc. vs. Joe SixPacks
2/10- PCW Extreme Political TV: Obama in Crisis, Domination Inc. Begins Hostile Takeover of PCW
2/9- PCW Newsline: PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction, Tag Teams Jockey for Position, Preview of Tomorrow’s PCW Extreme Political TV
2/5- PCW Newsline: Rahm Emanuel’s F-Bombs, Quad R and Domination Inc Angry About Title Match, Steele Trying to Put the American Patriots Back Together
2/3- PCW Extreme Political TV: Rahm Emanuel Drops a Few F-Bombs and O’Beck Bahama Retains the PCW Title
2/2- PCW Newsline: Domination Inc. Welcomes Rush Limbaugh, Elisabeth Hasselbeck Pregnant, Sarah Palin’s Pac, Michael Steele New American Patriots Exec Director
2/1- PCW Extra: The Three Biggest Upsets in PCW History
1/29- PCW Newsline: Huge Week for the ‘Innovator of Extreme Broadcast Excellence’ Rush Limbaugh, Post PCW Extreme Political TV Note, BWE Preview

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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

2/12-PCW Newsline: PCW Extreme Political TV Results, PCW Security Director Dawn McGill Released from Hospital, PCW CEO Obama

2/12-PCW NEWSLINE

2/10-PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV Results:
-Replay of 2/8 AL CAHALL AND NIC KOTEEN w/Andrea Doria (Politically Incorrect) vs. JACK SCHETT and BULL SCHETT w/Horst Schett and Hans Gruber- the Extreme Schnauzer (Progressive Alliance) match from PCW House Show in Plymouth Meeting, PA. The Schetts get the win via a ‘Schett-Brick’ by Bull on Nic Koteen

-Replay of 2/9 LITTLE PAULIE and BIG PAULIE (American Bikers) vs.
GRIZZLY ADAM and HUNTER the HUNTER w/Sarah Palin (SarahPAC) match from PCW House Show in Glenolden, PA. Grizzly Adam gets Little Paulie to submit with the ‘bear hug.’ Post match, Actress Ashley Judd and the Green World Order attack Sarah Palin. ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee gets caught in the ‘Bear Trap.’

-Replay of 2/9 A. TOM BOMB and HY DROGEN BOMB w/Newt Tron Bomb and SM Art Bomb (McCain’s Marauders) vs. GREENPETE and ‘Extreme Vegan’ BROCK COLE LEE w/PeaceNick and Peta from PETA (Green World Order) match from PCW House Show in Glenolden, PA. The Bombs obliterate GreenPete for the win.

-Rough Justice (D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice) destroy Average Joe and the American Trucker (Joe SixPacks) with help from Quad R. Kevin Scott and Raving Redneck Gary Locke try to help and get chokeslammed by the Corporate Enforcer Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

-PCW Security Director Dawn McGill is found unconscious backstage. She is transported by ambulance to a local hospital.

-Domination Inc’s CEO ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann declares that the hostile takeover of PCW has begun.

-PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein gets an offhand comment from PCW CEO Barack Obama’s aide de camp Joe Biden and a terse answer from the PCW himself.

-Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (SarahPAC) quickly dispatches Code Pink (Progressive Alliance) with the Eskimo Pieface. Post match, Ashley Judd tries again to attack Sarah Palin and gets an Eskimo Pieface from Jones for her trouble.

-The ‘Innovator of Extreme Broadcast Excellence’ Rush Limbaugh and the ‘Queen of Political Extreme’ Ann Coulter try to talk fellow Right Wing Brigadiers Laura Ingraham, Sean Hannity, and Michelle Malkin to join Domination Inc in order to save the American Patriots.

-SNAFU (Dr. Bill’s Island of Misfit Wrestlers) vs. Kevin Scott (Joe SixPacks) never happens because Domination Inc attacks Scott before the match starts. Rahmbo aka Rahm Emanuel and the Schett Brothers come to Scott’s aid as the show ends.
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POST SHOW NOTES:
-PCW Security Director Dawn McGill was released from the hospital this morning and returned to Westville to rest and recuperate. Tests to determine just what happened are pending.

-Even on their triumphant night, Domination Inc. made a hasty retreat from the arena as Jack Schett, Bull Schett, Horst Schett, and their extreme German Schnauzer Hans Gruber continued to stalk PCW Tag Team Champs Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit after the show.

-PCW CEO Barack Obama, his aide de camp Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Steny Hoyer stayed at the arena late into the night to discuss the Domination Inc. situation. PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein was unable to dig out any information concerning the meeting. Suffice to say, CEO Obama is taking Domination Inc. very seriously.

-With their win over the American Bikers the other night in Glenolden, PA, the team of Grizzly Adam and Hunter the Hunter (SarahPAC) became the #3 contender to the PCW Tag Team belts.

DOMINATION INC. VS. JOE SIXPACKS
Along with their declaration that they were going to takeover PCW, Domination Inc. also made it a point to inflict heavy damage to Joe SixPacks Tuesday night. Both groups had repeatedly run afoul of each other over the past two months. The genesis of the feud dates back to December’s PCW in Alaska show during the Starz N. Stripes (now Kevin Scott)/Quadruple R main event. Starz had just left the American Patriots and was grossly outnumbered ringside by Quad R and Domination Inc.

Replay: 12/7 PCW in Alaska show: QUADRUPLE R (Domination Inc.) vs. STARZ N. STRIPES (Independent)
Quad R gets the leverage and pushes Starz into Big Oil’s corner. Big Oil clubs Starz in the back and drives him down on the mat. Quad R attacks. Kicks to the gut. Kicks to the leg. The crowd again boos. Big Oil grabs Starz’s legs and crotches him on the steel ring post. Big Oil elbow drop on Starz’s leg. *CLANG* Suave: “SOMETHING JUST HAPPENED!” PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl Tessa Martin stands over Daisy Cutter-Bomb holding an oversized pizza box. Suave: “SHE’S BACK! IT’S THE EXTREME PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL TESSA MARTIN!” Big Oil and Quad R continue to work over Starz. Kirk Walstreit and Kathryn Randall Collins respond. They converge on Tessa and back her against the ring post. Another run-in behind Walstreit. Suave: “IT’S THE AMERICAN TRUCKER AND AVERAGE JOE!” They attack Walstreit and take him out of play. Tessa and KRC face off. A finger pokes KRC’s shoulder from behind. She turns. *WHAP* Suave: “IT’S TEQUILA SHEILA! SHE JUST BLASTED KRC WITH HER BLENDER!” KRC spins around. *CLANG* Pizza Box shot finishes her off

Quad R covers Starz again. The referee is out of position again. Quad R jumps up and shoves the ref down. He points at Starz and goes to cover again. Suave: “This is probably it…one…two…NO!” The crowd explodes. Suave: “HE KICKED OUT! I DON’T BELIEVE IT! AFTER ALL THAT, STARZ N. STRIPES KICKED OUT!” Quad R snaps. He starts kicking away at Starz. Quad R out of the ring. Grabs chair. Slides back in. *CLANG* *CLANG* Suave: “QUADRUPLE R’S LOST IT! STARZ CAN’T DEFEND HIMSELF! WAIT! HERE COMES THE RAVING REDNECK LOCKE AND LOADE!” Locke and Loade hit the ring. Loade snatches the chair. *CLANG* Suave: “HOLY CRAP! THAT STOPPED QUADRUPLE R IN HIS TRACKS! THERE HE GOES! REDNECK 4-D DEATH BLAST…YES!” A quick look over to Mr. McMann’s corner. He’s cowering. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot is on his knees with his hands covering his privates. And Dawn McGill doesn’t look very happy. Suave: “LOCKE ROLLS STARZ N. STRIPES OVER ON QUADRUPLE R! ONE…TWO…THREE! YES!”…

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Once the Joe SixPacks formed, the first big battle that took place was a little old fashioned payback on the part of ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin against an old friend turned traitor- Daisy Cutter-Bomb.

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Replay: 1/13 PCW Extreme Political TV: ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ TESSA MARTIN (Joe SixPacks) vs. DAISY CUTTER-BOMB (Domination Inc.)
Daisy dropkicks the chair into the steel ring post. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! THAT’S GOTTA HURT!” Daisy writhes on the canvas. Tessa and Sheila pull her into the middle of the ring. Cover. 1…2… Suave: “BIG OIL PULLED THE REF OUT OF THE RING!” American Trucker and Average Joe of the Joe Sixpacks jump Big Oil. Kirk Walstreit and Rough Justice joins in. Kevin Scott and Dave the Mechanic wade into the fray.

Tessa emerges from the scrum and gets her pizza box. She climbs up the corner turnbuckle as Daisy staggers to her feet. Tessa jumps and clangs the box off Daisy’s head. Daisy falls and she’s out. Tessa covers. The referee slides in. 1…2…3.

American Trucker, Average Joe, Kevin Scott, Dave the Mechanic continue to brawl with Big Oil, Kirk Walstreit, D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice of Rough Justice. Tessa grabs a mic. Tessa: “Hey Kathryn! Next week. PCW Night of Champions. It’s going to be you and me for the PCW Women’s title. I’ve disposed of everything you’ve tried to throw in my way. Next week, your ass is mine!”

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Well, that wasn’t meant to be for the PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl. The CEO of Domination Inc., ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann, unleashed a furious Quadruple R on PCW and he immediately made his presence felt.

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Replay: 1/20 PCW Night of Champions: PCW Women’s Champion KATHRYN RANDALL COLLINS © (Domination Inc.) vs. ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ TESSA MARTIN (Joe SixPacks)
Suave: “Tessa’s still waiting. I don’t know what’s going- IT’S QUADRUPLE R WITH A CHAIR! *CLANG* HOLY CRAP! TESSA’S DOWN AND I DON’T THINK SHE’S GETTING UP! *CLANG* QUADRUPLE R JUST DRILLED TEQUILA SHEILA WITH THE CHAIR! AND HERE COMES KRC!” The crowd craps all over this. They are pissed. Debris starts flying into the ring. The PCW Women’s Champion turns Tessa over and sticks her foot on her chest. The referee reluctantly counts it. 1…2…3.

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And then it totally hit the fan…

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Replay: 1/20 PCW Night of Champions: After the PCW Women’s Champion KATHRYN RANDALL COLLINS © (Domination Inc.) vs. ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ TESSA MARTIN (Joe SixPacks) match:
Suave: “THIS SUCKS! THIS IS SUCH A BULL CRAP ENDING! NO FREAKIN’ WAY…HOLD ON!” Joe SixPack hits the ring. Kevin Scott tackles Quad R and they start to brawl. ‘The Raving Rednecks’ Locke and Loade join in and triple team Quad R. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! REDNECK 4-D DEATH BLAST ON QUADRUPLE R! AND HERE COMES DOMINATION INC.!” Rough Justice…aka D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice- two former police officers fired for their over the top extreme style of justice, wade in with Daisy Cutter-Bomb, Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit. Ruff and Justice taser the hell out of Locke and Loade- they’re out. Big Oil and Walstreit lock up get into a wild brawl with Average Joe and the American Trucker- an old grudge match from a few months back. Joe the Plumber tries to help out but Daisy Cutter-Bomb kicks him in the balls. Suave: “Ah…poor Joe. DAISY CUTTER POWERBOMB! DAISY CUTTER POWERBOMB!” Daisy leaves Joe in a heap. Ruff and Justice duel with Kevin Scott. Justice gets the taser on Scott and takes him down. Suave: “HERE COMES DAVE THE MECHANIC!” Dave, still a bit winded from his TV Title match, wheels his battery charger down with him. He grabs the jumper cables and *ZZZZZAP* down goes Ruff. Justice lunges at him *ZZZZZAP* down goes Justice. Walstreit Stock Market Plunges American Trucker. Big Oil choke slams Average Joe. Suave: “HE’S GOT HIM! *WHAM* OKLAHOMA DRILLER! OKLAHOMA DRILLER!...” The crowd suddenly cheers. Suave: “HERE COMES PCW SECURITY DIRECTOR DAWN McGILL!”McGill, with Singapore Cane in hand, runs up to Walstreit. *THWACK* *THWACK* Walstreit staggers into the steel guardrail. Big Oil rips the jumper cables away from Dave the Mechanic and choke slams him. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! Dave bounced up about six inches off the canvas!” Big Oil goes for the jumper cables, McGill plants her 4 inch stiletto heels in his groin. Big Oil to his knees. *THWACK* Big Oil topples over. Daisy Cutter-Bomb attacks McGill from behind and knocks the Singapore cane away. McGill instinctively whirls around with an open hand and smacks Daisy in the face. She stumbles all the way across the ring. McGill picks up the Singapore cane but gets blindsided by the PCW Women’s champion Kathryn Randall Collins. KRC drives McGill to the corner. McGill kick to the groin with her stilettos stops KRC in her tracks. She takes two steps back and turns around to see ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin standing there- with her oversized pizza box. *WHAP* Suave: “HELLO! and GOODNIGHT! TESSA COVERS KRC! SHE COUNTS OUT HER OWN PINFALL.” An angry Tessa yells at KRC. Then she takes the pizza box and Arabian Facebusters KRC for good measure.

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Domination Inc. then made their statement Tuesday night

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Replay: 2/10 PCW Extreme Political TV: AVERAGE JOE and AMERICAN TRUCKER w/Tequila Sheila, ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin, Kevin Scott, Raving Redneck Gary Locke and Joe the Plumber (Joe SixPacks) vs. ROUGH JUSTICE- D.B. RUFF and CONNOR JUSTICE w/Domination Inc. (Domination Inc.)
Suave:
“Average Joe and American Trucker get the call as Raving Redneck Earl Loade was injured in a training accident last week. Not sure what the deal is with Domination Inc. sending up a second tag team.” The bell rings and Quadruple R immediately hops the ropes and clocks Average Joe in the mouth. Suave: “What the hell?” Quad R drives Average Joe into the corner with hard punches. Ruff and Justice doubleteam clothesline American Trucker. Kevin Scott in the ring and he goes right for Quad R. Gary Locke gets involved.
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*Def Leppard’s Rock, Rock Til You Drop blares over the loudspeaker*
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Suave: “Well? Once upon a time, that would have been a good thing. Now, it’s not…” The Corporate Enforcer Whiskey Tango Foxtrot runs down. Kick to the groin of Average Joe. Lift. Chokeslam. Ruff and Justice hold American Trucker up. Kick to the groin. Lift. Chokeslam. Kevin Scott. Kick to the groin. Lift. Chokeslam. Poor Joe the Plumber. Kick to the groin. Lift. Chokeslam. Suave: “WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT AND DOMINATION INC IS DECIMATING JOE SIXPACKS! WHERE’S THE PCW SECURITY DIRECTOR, DAWN McGILL?” BACKSTAGE PCW Security Director Dawn McGill lies unconscious on the floor. Nurse Nellie and the PCW Clean-Up Crew quickly respond. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! SOMEONE TOOK OUT DAWN McGILL???” Daisy Cutter Bomb has Tequila Sheila. Lift. Daisy Cutter Power-Bomb. PCW Women’s Champion Kathryn Randall Collins and PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl Tessa Martin brawl in the ring. Daisy grabs Tessa’s oversized pizza box and rolls into the ring. Daisy bashes her in the head with the pizza box. Suave: “Oh, no. Daisy’s got her up. DAISY CUTTER POWER-BOMB! HOLY CRAP! DOMINATION INC. HAS DESTROYED THE JOE SIXPACKS!” Suave: “I guess after the press release Domination Inc released last Thursday, this shouldn’t have been that much of a surprise.”

PCW WORLD CHAMPION: ‘The New Rookie Sensation’ O’Beck Bahama (Progressive Alliance)CONTENDERS:
#1- Kevin Scott (Joe SixPacks)
#2- ‘The Angry Highway Warrior’ Quadruple R (Domination, Inc.)
#3- A. Tom Bomb (McCain's Marauders)

PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Kathryn Randall Collins (Domination, Inc.)
CONTENDERS:
#1- 'PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl Tessa Martin (Joe SixPacks)
#2- Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (SarahPac)
#3- Emily List (Progressive Alliance)

PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (Domination, Inc.)
CONTENDERS:
#1- Schett Brothers- Jack Schett and Bull Schett (Progressive Alliance)
#2- A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb (McCain's Marauders)
#3- Grizzly Adam and Hunter the Hunter (SarahPAC)

PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION: ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (Progressive Alliance)
CONTENDERS:
#1- Dave the Mechanic (Joe SixPacks)
#2- SNAFU (Dr. Bill's Island of Misfit Wrestlers)
#3- Newt Tron Bomb (McCain's Marauders)

UPCOMING SCHEDULE OF EVENTS:
2/16- PCW Newsline
2/17- PCW Extreme Political TV
2/19- PCW Newsline
2/23- PCW Newsline
2/24- PCW Extreme Political TV
2/26- PCW Newsline
3/2- PCW Newsline
3/3- PCW Extreme Political TV
3/6- PCW Newsline
3/7- PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction Preview
3/8- PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction PPV

PREVIOUS SHOWS AND NEWSLINES:
2/10- PCW Extreme Political TV: Obama in Crisis, Domination Inc. Begins Hostile Takeover of PCW
2/9- PCW Newsline: PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction, Tag Teams Jockey for Position, Preview of Tomorrow’s PCW Extreme Political TV
2/5- PCW Newsline: Rahm Emanuel’s F-Bombs, Quad R and Domination Inc Angry About Title Match, Steele Trying to Put the American Patriots Back Together
2/3- PCW Extreme Political TV: Rahm Emanuel Drops a Few F-Bombs and O’Beck Bahama Retains the PCW Title
2/2- PCW Newsline: Domination Inc. Welcomes Rush Limbaugh, Elisabeth Hasselbeck Pregnant, Sarah Palin’s Pac, Michael Steele New American Patriots Exec Director
2/1- PCW Extra: The Three Biggest Upsets in PCW History
1/29- PCW Newsline: Huge Week for the ‘Innovator of Extreme Broadcast Excellence’ Rush Limbaugh, Post PCW Extreme Political TV Note, BWE Preview

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