Thursday, April 30, 2009

5/1-PCW Newsline: Cheney Looks to Waterboard Specter, American Patriots “Leaderless, Rudderless, and Clueless?”


Hey y'all. Gina Ramsey here with this week's Political Championship Wrestling Newsline.

It's been another eventful week in PCW. Lot's of exciting things are going on so let's get right to it.






4/29-PCW Extreme Political TV Recap

-Nancy Pelosi comes out and gloats over Al Franken's huge win Sunday night over Norm Coleman and Arlen Specter jumping from the American Patriots to the Progressive Alliance.

-Dick Cheney and W's Image Rehab and Truth Squad come out looking for Specter so they can waterboard him just like they waterboarded PCW Women's Champion Tessa Martin Sunday night. Pelosi wants him locked up but then a tape plays that shows she was aware of the tactics Cheney intended to use.

- Average Joe and the American Trucker w/Tequila Sheila (American Heartland Coalition) def. newcomers Mr. Jaundice and Captain Nausea w/Movie Classic (Island of Misfit Wrestlers) when SNAFU interfered and allowed American Trucker to Schoolboy Mr. Jaundice for the pin.

-Cheney, Rove, Perino, Card, and Fleischer prowl the hallways looking for Specter.

-'The 7 Foot Tall Weapon of Mass Destruction' Big Monster Wahlie w/Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice (Domination Inc.) destroyed Snott Flemmstein w/Movie Classic (Island of Misfit Wrestlers) in thirty-one seconds. Afterwards, 'Sports Entertainment Genius' Mr. McMann said: "Come on PCW. Is this the best you've got? Where's O'Beck Bahama hiding this week? Where's the great PCW Champion at? Domination Inc. is back on track. Now that I've disposed of the mole and all the dead weight slowing us down, Domination Inc. is poised to become THE force in Political Championship Wrestling."

-MAIN EVENT- #1 CONTENDER'S MATCH FOR THE PCW WOMEN'S TITLE
Kathryn Randall Collins aka KRC w/Hillary Clinton and the Clinton Political Pitbulls-James Carville and Paul Begala (Progressive Alliance)vs. Hallie Burton w/'The Mastermind' Karl Rove (Extreme Neo-Con Alliance)vs. Mercedes w/Porsche Lexus and Rough Justice- D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice (Domination Inc.) goes to no match when 'Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl' Tessa Martin took out Hallie Burton and a very angry Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen destroyed both KRC and Mercedes after being left out of the match.

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PCW RANKINGS:

PCW WORLD CHAMPION: ‘The New Rookie Sensation’ O’Beck Bahama (Progressive Alliance)

CONTENDERS:
#1- A. Tom Bomb (American Patriots)
#2- Big Monster Wahlie (Domination Inc.)
#3- Cadillac (Domination Inc.)

PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin (American Heartland Coalition)
CONTENDERS:

#1- Kathryn Randall Collins (Progressive Alliance)
#2- Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (SarahPac)
#3- Mercedes (Domination Inc.)

PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (Domination, Inc.)
CONTENDERS:

#1- Schett Brothers- Jack Schett and Bull Schett (Progressive Alliance)
#2- Incendiary Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb (American Patriots)
#3- Raving Rednecks Locke and Loade (American Heartland Coalition)

PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION: ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (Progressive Alliance)
CONTENDERS:

#1- Newt Tron Bomb (American Patriots)
#2- SNAFU (Independent)
#3- Dave the Mechanic (American Heartland Coalition)

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NEWS AND VIEWS- PCW INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER WOODWARD BERNSTEIN

PCW Women's Champion 'Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl' Tessa Martin
-The hot rumor floating around is that Tessa could be leaving Political Championship Wrestling in the next few weeks for her own show. This would deal a devastating blow to the fledgling American Heartland Coalition of which Tessa has taken on a leadership role. Stay tuned on this one for further developments.

American Patriots- Bomb Brothers Drama
-A. Tom Bomb, Hy Drogen Bomb, and Newt Tron Bomb are very upset with the lack of leadership in the American Patriots group. John McCain persuaded the Bombs to come back to the American Patriots earlier in the year but the situation has deteriorated to the point where A-Bomb blurted out in a meeting that the AP was "leaderless, rudderless, and clueless." It has reached the point that the Bombs are considering leaving Political Championship Wrestling.

The Bombs have been a staple of PCW since its creation in 2005. It's hard to imagine PCW without the Bombs in it. Let's hope it doesn't get to that point.

Progressive Alliance- Schett Brothers Drama
-Speaking of high drama, it look as if the Progressive Alliance and Jack and Bull Schett have fallen out of love with each other. Jack Schett was very vocal at a PA meeting about the lack of push they feel they're getting to recapturing the PCW Tag Team titles. Jack also brought up the PA's focus on the PCW Title at the expense of the tag team belts. If the Schetts leave, it would cripple the Progressive Alliance's chances of regaining the tag team belts anytime soon. It's be interesting to see how this plays out in the next few weeks.

American Patriots- Dick Cheney
-Many American Patriots members are privately fuming over Dick Cheney and the W's Image Rehab and Truth Squad's action over the past two weeks. Many were appalled at the sight of PCW Women's Champion 'Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl' Tessa Martin being waterboarded Sunday night on PCW on P-SPAN. There is a clear division within the AP about Cheney's actions and it continues to fracture the group into separate groups.

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DOMINATION INC. PRESS RELEASE

Domination Inc would like to congratulate our 'seven foot Weapon of Mass Destruction' Big Monster Wahlie on his successful debut in Political Championship Wrestling. It is painfully clear after two matches that BMW is simply heads above everyone else in PCW- even PCW Champion O'Beck Bahama. The only reason Bahama continues to be the PCW Champion is because he's been protected by the PCW CEO Barack Obama and Bahama's manager Justin Sufferable.

BMW has thrown out an open challenge to O'Beck Bahama to meet him at any time- either on PCW on P-SPAN or PCW Extreme Political TV. Until the Big Monster gets a response, he'll continue to tear through the clearly inferior PCW competition. In fact, the competition is so pathetic BMW will take on not just one wrestler but TWO Sunday night on PCW on P-SPAN. Somehow, our guess is that BMW will still be able to easily dispatch his two opponents.

Domination Inc. would also like to note the upcoming six month anniversary of Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit's Tag Team Title reign. It seems just yesterday that the Domination Inc stars easily took the Tag Team belts from the Schett Brothers at PCW Extreme Election Night 2008. Congratulations Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit and we hope that you continue to be 'team' players.

About Domination Inc:
Domination Inc. is a wrestling consortium that competes in Political Championship Wrestling. Our stated goal is to be THE single dominating force in PCW by any and all means necessary.

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UPCOMING EVENTS @ www.politicalwrestling.wordpress.com :
5/3- PCW on P-SPAN
5/6- PCW Extreme Political TV
5/8- PCW Newsline
5/10- PCW on P-SPAN
5/13- PCW Extreme Political TV
5/17- PCW on P-SPAN
5/20- PCW Extreme Political TV
5/22- PCW Newsline

NEXT MONTH:
6/7- PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed IV

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PREVIEW: 5/3-PCW ON P-SPAN:
-SNAFU w/Dr. Bill (Independent) vs. Captain Nausea (Island of Misfit Wrestlers)
-Hallie Burton w/'The Mastermind' Karl Rove (Extreme Neo-Con Alliance) vs. Kathryn Randall Collins w/Hillary Clinton and the Clinton Political Pitbulls- James Carville and Paul Begala (Progressive Alliance)
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Mercedes w/Porsche Lexus and Rough Justice (Domination Inc.) vs. Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen w/The Alaskan Pitbull Sarah Palin (SarahPAC)
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Handicap Match: Michael Hunt and Richard Headd of 'Guys With Unfortunate First Names Given Their Last Names' w/Movie Classic (Island of Misfit Wrestlers) vs. the 7 foot Weapons of Mass Destruction Big Monster Wahlie w/Cadillac, Jaguar, and Rough Justice (Domination Inc.)
-Plus, more fall out over the Nancy Pelosi tape showing her allowing Dick Cheney to use waterboarding in PCW and a whole lot more...

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