Sunday, April 05, 2009

4/5-PCW on P-SPAN Review

From Washington D.C.:

Opening:
The show opened with a flute and clarinet flourish followed by two men unrolling a white carpet to the rings steps, dancers dancing, little children dropping rose petals on the carpet, and white doves being let loose, heralding the entrance of PCW CEO Barack Obama and his aide de camp Joe Biden.

Flanked by Progressive Alliance representatives to the PCW Competition Committee, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Steny Hoyer, Obama welcomes everyone to PCW on P-SPAN. Obama begins to give a brief speech but is interrupted by John Boehner and Mitch McConnell-the American Patriots's representatives to the PCW Competition Committee, and the executive director of the American Patriots, Michael Steele.

McConnell rails against the cost of running not one, but two television shows at a time where the economy isn't in good shape. Boehner also questions the wisdom of PCW having two shows on the air and then complains about being left out of the decision making process by Pelosi.

Pelosi, Boehner, and Steele get into a back and forth exchange. CEO Obama's Spokesman Robert Gibbs gets in a shot about the financial condition PCW was left in when former CEO George W. left office. More argument ensues and then the American Patriots walk out.

Commercial: E-Wrestling Magazine
Featuring news stories and content about not only PCW but other great wrestling e-federations out there on the internet.

Match #1: SNAFU w/Dr. Bill (Dr. Bill's Island of Misfit Wrestlers) vs. Newt Tron Bomb w/S.M. Art Bomb (McCain's Marauders) vs. Dave the Mechanic w/Tequila Sheila (Joe SixPacks)
Three way match with the winner facing PCW Television Champion 'No Frills' Chris Escondido on Tuesday night's PCW Extreme Political TV. Dave the Mechanic's return to the ring after a layoff was a short one. Newt Tron Bomb apparently ate a rather spicy dinner and came to the ring all gassy as hell. Bad news for not only his opponents but anyone downwind. N-Bomb's 'Silent But Deadly' took out Dave in less than two minutes.

SNAFU gamely tried to fight through the noxious gas. But as Nurse Nellie and the PCW Clean Up (all wearing gas masks) worked feverishly giving smelling salts to the people in the first couple rows who'd also been KO'd by N-Bomb's lethal gas emissions, SNAFU finally submitted to the inevitable and passed out.

WINNER: NEWT TRON BOMB

Domination, Inc. Suite
'Sports Entertainment Genius' Mr. McMann rants to Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice- two former police officers fired for their rough and extreme methods of law enforcement, about PCW having a cable show and not using his vast expertise in the world of 'sports entertainment.' McMann again claims that 'no one wants to see political garbage wrestling, they get it enough every night on MSNBC and Fox News.

McMann then goes off on the 'mole' situation. At first, McMann thought Quadruple R was the mole. Then KRC. But now, he has no clue who it is and it drives him crazy. Mr. McMann tells his Corporate Enforcer Whiskey Tango Foxtrot that he's determined to find the mole and excise him from Domination Inc.

CFO Gordon Guyko comes in and expresses concern about Domination Inc.'s low cashflow. Guyko questions McMann's plans now that they've lost all but the PCW Tag Team belts and his backers want answers. McMann promises big changes coming up starting Tuesday night at PCW Night of Champions.

Backstage
Dana Perino, Ari Fleisher, and Andrew Card stand over an unconscious Robert Gibbs- Obama's spokesman. Fleisher has a lead pipe in his hand. 'The Mastermind' Karl Rove makes his return to Political Championship Wrestling and points to his temple to make sure everyone knows he's a freakin' genius. Rove produces a can of spray paint and puts a "W" on Gibbs's back.

Perino then tells the camera that this is only the first. She says the W. Image Rehabilitation Team will do whatever it takes to restore the good name of George W.

Blue Dog D and RINO (Republican In Name Only) Promo
Jim Cooper of the Progressive Alliance leads Blue Dog D to the ring. The American Patriots Susan Collins accompanies RINO. Blue Dog D cuts an anti-extreme, anti-partisan promo decrying the devisiveness of it. Blue Dog D adds that like it or not, both the Progressive Alliance and American Patriots have to work together in an equal partnership to make PCW the best it can be. RINO concurs and adds that much of the controversy over PCW starting up a second show could have been averted had both sides worked together to make it happen.

This brings out the Angry Left Wing Bloggers (Paul Krugman, Eric Alterman, Daily Kos, and Jane Hamsher). They call working with the American Patriots a dead end street and a sham of a plan. Hamsher says that the only way to move PCW forward is to go around the American Patriots to get it done.

This brings out the Right Wing Brigadiers (Laura Ingraham, Michelle Malkin, Glenn Beck, and Bill O'Reilly). They deride RINO for wanting to work with the Progressive Alliance and say they can't be trusted. Both sides start yelling at each other. Hamsher pushed Ingraham and a fracas quickly broke out. PCW Security Director Dawn McGill hustled down to stop the brawl and then told both sides if that they wanted to fight, they'd fight. McGill announced that on Tuesday night PCW Night of Champions, Angry Left Wing Bloggers vs. the Right Wing Brigadiers with special referees Blue Dog D and RINO.

PCW NEWSLINE

KRC- Progressive Alliance
Kathryn Randall Collins was formally welcomed back into the Progressive Alliances. With a beaming Hillary Clinton by her side, KRC thanked the PA for letting bygones be bygones and starting over fresh. With the retirement of the 'Queen of All Media' Opal Winfree, KRC becomes the Progressive Alliance #1 woman wrestler. Progressive Alliance Executive Director Tim Kaine promised to help KRC regain the PCW Women's title now held by 'PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl' Tessa Martin.

Sarah Palin- American Patriots
The continuing saga of the on again-off again relationship between 'The Alaskan Pitbull' Sarah Palin and the American Patriots appears to be off again. Palin was originally going to talk to a meeting of the American Patriots sometime this week. But at the last moment, American Patriot Executive Director Michael Steele announced that Newt Gingrich would take Palin's plae with little explanation. This could be a developing story.

Another Big Announcement
PCW Spokesperson Gina Ramsey released a memo from PCW entitled, "PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV TO MOVE TO WEDNESDAY NIGHTS.." In the memo, PCW Owner Bubba Jackson praised the move as a way to continue to grow the bottom line of Political Championship Wrestling.

This means starting April 15th, PCW Extreme Political TV will now be posted after 9 PM Wednesday nights every week.

MAIN EVENT: A. Tom Bomb w/S.M. Art Bomb (McCain's Marauders) vs. Kevin Scott (Joe SixPacks)
The winner here gets a shot at the PCW title Tuesday. A-Bomb returns to the singles ranks and comes out smoking. Scott's on the ropes from the beginning. A-Bomb body slams Scott all over the ring before nailing his Atomic Power Bomb for the pin.

TUESDAY NIGHT'S CARD FOR PCW NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS:
-Daisy Cutter-Bomb (Domination Inc.) vs. Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (SarahPAC) in a grudge match

-The Angry Left Wing Bloggers (Paul Krugman, Eric Alterman, Daily Kos, and Jane Hamsher) vs. The Right Wing Brigadiers (Laura Ingraham, Michelle Malkin, Glenn Beck, and Bill O'Reilly) with special referees, Blue Dog D (Progressive Alliance) and RINO- Republican in Name Only (American Patriots)

-Newt Tron Bomb (McCain's Marauders) vs. PCW Television Champion 'No Frills' Chris Escondido for the TV Title.

-Drunken Luchadors Dan and Don Martini (Independent) vs. PCW Tag Team Champions Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (Domination Inc.) for the Tag Team Belts.

-Kathryn Randall Collins (Progressive Alliance) vs. PCW Women's Champion 'PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl' Tessa Martin (Joe SixPacks) for the Women's Title.

-A. Tom Bomb (McCain's Marauders) vs. PCW Champion O'Beck Bahama for the PCW Title.

UPCOMING EVENTS:
4/7- PCW Night of Champions
4/9- PCW Newsline
4/12- PCW on P-SPAN
4/15- PCW Extreme Political TV
4/17- PCW Newsline
4/19- PCW on P-SPAN
4/22- PCW Extreme Political TV
4/24- PCW Newsline

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