Thursday, April 09, 2009

2008 Year End Awards, Updates on Big Oil, Kirk Walstreit, and Rahm Emanuel, Updated Rankings- PCW Newsline

4/9-PCW NEWSLINE

2008 PCW AWARDS GIVEN OUT TUESDAY AT PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV
PCW Wrestler of the Year: 'The Original Rookie Sensation' Starz N. Stripes (Kevin Scott)

PCW Women's Wrestler of the Year: 'PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl' Tessa Martin

PCW Tag Team of the Year: Jack Schett and Bull Schett

PCW Newcomer of the Year: "The New Rookie Sensation' O'Beck Bahama

PCW Women's Newcomer of the Year: Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen

PCW Manager of the Year: 'The Natural' Barack Obama (O'Beck Bahama)

Most Improved Wrestler: FUBAR (now Dave the Mechanic)

Match of the Year: 'The Original Rookie Sensation' Starz N. Stripes (American Patriots) defends the PCW Title against 'The New Rookie Sensation' O'Beck Bahama- PCW Extreme Election Night 2008- 11/4/08

Show of the Year: PCW Extreme Election Night 2008- 11/4/08

Feud of the Year: Al Franken (Progressive Alliance) vs. Norm Coleman (American Patriots)

Faction of the Year: Domination Inc.

COLEMAN-FRANKEN FEUD RESTARTS
During the PCW Awards ceremony, Norm Coleman (American Patriots) and Al Franken (Progressive Alliance) began to snipe at each other. This led to some pushing before PCW Security Director Dawn McGill stepped in and separated the pair.

Of course on PCW Extreme Political TV Tuesday night, Coleman and Franken's issues spilled out into the ring at the end of the show as both men again brawled.

Coleman continues to contest the decision made by PCW officials in awarding the December PCW Completely Deranged match to Al Franken after a tape showed that Franken had in fact landed on the floor with the briefcase. Will this ongoing feud lead to a fourth matchup between the two? We'll see.

PELOSI FURIOUS WITH BLUE DOG D AND RINO (Republicans in Name Only)
The Progressive Alliance's Nancy Pelosi, the president of the PCW Competition Committee, read the riot act to Blue Dog D after Tuesday night's show. Blue Dog D, along with RINO, had locked the Angry Left Wing Bloggers and Right Wing Brigadiers into a room and forced both groups to listen to music from the children's show Barney.

As punishment, Pelosi has set a match for Sunday night's PCW on P-SPAN show. Blue Dog D and RINO will be in a handicapped tag team match against Daily Kos, Media Matters for America, Jane Hamsher, and Eric Alterman of the Angry Left Wing Bloggers.

MEDICAL UPDATES- BIG OIL, KIRK WALSTREIT, RAHM EMANUEL
Big Oil needed 41 stitches to close the gash in his forehead after being struck by a Jack Daniels bottle by Dan Martini Tuesday night. Big Oil is expected to be out for a couple weeks.

Kirk Walstreit needed only 5 stitches to repair his cut over his left eye from the Jack Daniels bottle wielded by Don Martini.

Rahm Emanuel was seen walking around gingerly after taking the testicular claw from PCW Women's Champion 'Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl' Tessa Martin.

PCW RANKINGS

PCW WORLD CHAMPION: ‘The New Rookie Sensation’ O’Beck Bahama (Progressive Alliance)
CONTENDERS:
#1- A. Tom Bomb (McCain’s Marauders)
#2- ’The Angry Highway Warrior’ Quadruple R (Independent)
#3- Halitosis (Independent)

PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin (Joe SixPacks)
CONTENDERS:
#1- Kathryn Randall Collins (Progressive Alliance)
#2- Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (SarahPac)
#3- Mia Margarita (Domination, Inc.)

PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (Domination, Inc.)
CONTENDERS:
#1- Drunken Luchadors Dan and Don Martini (Independent)
#2- Schett Brothers- Jack Schett and Bull Schett (Progressive Alliance)
#3- Grizzly Adam and Hunter the Hunter (SarahPAC)

PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION: ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (Progressive Alliance)
CONTENDERS:
#1- Newt Tron Bomb (McCain’s Marauders)
#2- SNAFU (Dr. Bill’s Island of Misfit Wrestlers)
#3- Dave the Mechanic (Joe SixPacks)

SUNDAY NIGHT'S CARD FOR PCW ON P-SPAN
-Halitosis- The Insanely Foul Breathed Luchador (Independent) vs. Little Paulie of the American Bikers (Independent)

-The Angry Left Wing Bloggers- Daily Kos, Media Matters for America, Jane Hamsher, and Eric Alterman vs. Blue Dog D and RINO (Republican in Name Only)

-Emily List and Code Pink (Progressive Alliance) vs. Kalee Jones - The Eskimo Queen and newcomer 'Texas Cowgirl' Haley Dallas (American Patriots)

-MAIN EVENT: Dread Pirate Douggie (Dr. Bill's Island of Misfit Wrestlers) vs. PCW Champion O'Beck Bahama in a non-title match

UPCOMING EVENTS:
4/12- PCW on P-SPAN
4/15- PCW Extreme Political TV
4/17- PCW Newsline
4/19- PCW on P-SPAN
4/22- PCW Extreme Political TV
4/24- PCW Newsline
4/26- PCW on P-SPAN
4/29- PCW Extreme Political TV

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