Monday, March 09, 2009

O'Beck Bahama vs. Quadruple R for the PCW Title

Suave: “And now it’s down to the big one. Quadruple R has been a provisional champion. He’s been close on several occasions but never has been able to keep his temper in check and composure to finish the job. Is tonight the night he puts it all together. How much Domination Inc. interference will factor into the match?”

REPLAY: 3/3 PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV:
#1 CONTENDER’S MATCH FOR THE PCW TITLE- QUADRUPLE R w/Domination Inc. (Domination Inc.) vs. KEVIN SCOTT w/Joe SixPacks (Joe SixPacks)

Scott and Quad R exchange shots in the center of the ring. Quad R gains control and whips Scott who comes right off the ropes with a flying shoulder tackle. Quad R tries to flee again but Scott drags him back in. Whip, elbow, whip, spinebuster into a double single-leg crab! Suave: “QUAD R IN TROUBLE! CAN HE BREAK THE- …WAIT A MINUTE! WHO THE HELL IS THAT?” Four masked men hit the ring and attack Scott with batons. Quad R glares over at Mr. McMann. Suave: “Quadruple team on Kevin Scott. HERE COMES THE JOE SIXPACKS!” American Trucker and Average Joe, Dave the Mechanic, and Joe the Plumber run out. The four masked men immediately turn on the four attacking Joe SixPacks. Quad R leans against the corner turnbuckle as Big Oil is now in the ring. He pulls Scott up by the neck. Lift Chokeslam. To the corner turnbuckle. Climb up. Put Scott in position. Suave: “OKLAHOMA DRILLER! OKLAHOMA DRILLER! HE JUST SPIKED SCOTT TO THE CANVAS AND HE’S NOT GETTING UP.” A disgusted Quad R skulks over and covers. 1…2…3.

Suave: “The other thing to keep an eye on is whether Quad R and Domination Inc. are on the same page.” Both men in the ring. Charlene Ann Beckworth does the special big time ring introduction to both men.

MATCH #7 FOR THE PCW TITLE:
O’BECK BAHAMA w/ ‘Not Just Intolerable, Not Just Unbearable, He is’ Justin Sufferable © (Progressive Alliance)
vs.
QUADRUPLE R w/Domination Inc. (Domination Inc.)

Suave: “HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS…HERE WE GO.” The bell ring. Both men come out cautiously. Lock up in the middle of the ring. Both men push back and forth. Bahama forces Quad R into the ropes. Chops by Bahama. Quad R switches places and lays the chops on Bahama. Inverted atomic drop by Bahama. Quick cover. 1…2…Quad R kicks out. Vertical Suplex by Bahama. Another cover. 1…Quad R again kicks out. Bahama charges for a lariat. Quad R ducks and hits a German Suplex. Twisting neckbreaker. Quad R covers. 1…Bahama kicks out. Bahama is a half step behind and Quad R catches him with an arm drag takedown. Bahama powers up and goes for another lariat. Quad R counters to a powerbomb and covers. 1…2…Bahama gets the shoulder up. Quad R slaps Bahama around, trash-talking him. Bahama whips him into the ropes but Quad R responds with the THESZ PRESS! Bahama goes to the floor for a time out. Quad R hits the somersault plancha. Crowd: “PCW!...PCW!...PCW!” Back in, Quad R hits a sunset bomb. ONE, TWO, THRE-NO! Bahama takes it to the floor and sandwiches Quad R in between the barricade and the table. Bahama up on the ring apron. He goes for a splash. Quad R moves and Bahama hits the barricade hard. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! The champion seems a little sluggish tonight and Quad R is keeping his cool so far- CRADLE PILEDRIVER ON THE FLOOR BY QUADRUPLE R! ONE, TWO, THRE-NO! BAHAMA GOT HIS SHOULDER UP JUST IN TIME.” Bahama desperately goes for a lariat, but again Quad R beats him to it. ONE, TWO, THRE-NO! Again, Bahama gets the shoulder up. Mr. McMann claps his hands and shouts encouragement to Quadruple R.

Suave: “So far, so good for Quadruple R. He’s kept his cool. And Bahama may need to shake off more ring rust than he thought he had.” Back in the ring, Quad R rips off the turnbuckle pads. He whips Bahama in and the champ backflips over the turnbuckle a la Ric Flair. Quad R hits a flying clothesline and sends Bahama flying off the ring apron. Quad R Stampede dropkicks Bahama and hits a lightning legline. Cover. 1...2…Kick out. Quad R comes back with the Ricolabomb on the floor. Cover. 1…2…Bahama kicks out at two. Quad R rocks Bahama with uppercuts and then strangles him with the tag rope. Bahama hulks up and powers out. Quad R hits another Ricolabomb. ONE, TWO, THRE-NO! Quad R gives the first indication of frustration as he glares at the ref. He pulls Bahama up again and Quadrupleplexs the champ. Cover. 1…2…NO! Again, Bahama kicks out. Irish whip by Quad R. Suave: “SLEEPER! QUAD R HAS A SLEEPER LOCKED IN!” Quad R has Bahama dead center in the ring. Suave: “HE’S STARTING TO FADE. QUAD R IS HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE. HE MAY BE MERE SECONDS AWAY FROM BECOMING THE PCW CHAMPION!” Bahama stumbles a step forward and falls to one knee. Then he topples forward. Suave: “THAT’S IT! NO! BAHAMA HAS HIS HAND ON THE ROPES! BUT QUAD R THINKS HE’S WON!” The ref breaks the hold and Quad R starts celebrating in the ring. He goes for the belt. Suave: “THE REF JUST TOLD HIM THAT BAHAMA MADE THE ROPES! QUAD R CAN’T BELIEVE IT!” Quad R gets in the ref’s face and starts arguing with him- giving Bahama invaluable time to recover. Mr. McMann screams at Quad R to cover him. Quad R pushes the ref and goes out to get a chair.

Suave: “MR. McMANN CAN’T BELIEVE IT! ALL QUAD R HAS TO DO IS PULLS BAHAMA OUT OF THE ROPES AND HE’D WIN THE MATCH!” McMann continues to yell at Quad R to cover Bahama. Quad R back in the ring with a chair. *CLANG* He takes out the ref. McMann can’t believe it. Bahama slowly regains his faculties. The crowd suddenly roars. Suave: “IT’S RUSH LIMBAUGH! THE INNOVATOR OF EXTREME BROADCAST EXCELLENCE!” Rush grabs a steel folding chair and potatoes Bahama with it. Suave: “HOLY CRAP!” McMann again screams at Quad R to pin Bahama. He finally pulls Bahama out of the ropes and covers. No referee. Suave: “QUAD R JUST ROYALLY SCREWED HIMSELF! AND HERE COMES JOE SIXPACKS!” Average Joe and the American Trucker hit the ring and attack Quad R. Kevin Scott follows. Triple team work on Quad R. Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit hit the ring for Domination Inc. Daisy Cutter-Bomb again gets involved. Mia Margarita slips into the ring. Suave: “ALL HELL’S BROKE LOOSE!” Mia locates Bahama and goes over to him. She tries to kiss him but a hand grabs her arm and yanks her back. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! IT’S PCW SECURITY DIRECTOR DAWN McGILL!” The crowd stands. McGill rips off the lip cover and puts it on. Then she plants a kiss on Mia. Suave: “YES! YES! MIA’S GETTING SOME OF HER OWN MEDICINE!” Mia’s arms go limp and her legs become rubbery. McGill lets go and she plops on the canvas. McGill rips the lip cover off and throws it out of the ring. She now goes to the Singapore cane. *CRACK* Down goes Big Oil. *CRACK* Next, Kirk Walstreit. *CRACK* Daisy Cutter-Bomb. Suave: “McGILL IS CLEANING HOUSE!”

Quad R grabs McGill from behind. He sets her for the Scorpion Death Drop. McGill does a back flip out of it and then plants her 4” stilettos in Quad R’s groin. Suave: “HOLY CRAP!” Quad R staggers backwards into Bahama. Bahama quickly puts him in the Bahama Backbreaker. Suave: “HE’S GOT HIM! HE’S GOT HIM! WILL QUAD R TAP OUT? BAHAMA CINCHES IT IN BUT QUAD R REFUSES TO TAP!” A new ref asks Quad R if he wants to give up. Quad R doesn’t answer. Suave: “HE’S PASSED OUT. BAHAMA DUMPS HIM ON THE CANVAS. HE’S STILL THE PCW CHAMPION!”

WINNER AND STILL PCW CHAMPION: O’BECK BAHAMA

Suave: “FOUR TITLE MATCHES. NO NEW CHAMPIONS! O’BECK BAHAMA MAKES IT THROUGH A TOUGH BATTLE WITH QUADRUPLE R TO RETAIN HIS PCW TITLE! THAT’S IT FROM THE HAMMERSTEIN BALLROOM! THE FALLOUT FROM TONIGHT IN JUST TWO DAYS ON PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV!”

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