Tuesday, January 13, 2009

1/13-PCW Extreme Political TV: Keith Olbermann and Arianna Huffington Vow to Destroy Sarah Palin, PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl in action

PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV: January 13th from the Palace of Political Extreme- PCW Hall, Eagle Rock, OH.
HOST: Johnny Suave and his life size cardboard cut-out of Shania Twain

PCW OVERVIEW (for the uninitiated)

Johnny Suave: Welcome to the first PCW Extreme Political TV of 2009! I am Johnny Suave. This hot piece of cardboard next to me is Shania Twain.”
PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl Tessa Martin makes her way to the ring to her new theme music, “Man in a Box” by Alice in Chains. The crowd sings along with the chorus as Tessa climbs into the ring. Suave: “She looks very serious. This is a grudge match for her against her former 3 Amigas teammate Daisy Cutter-Bomb. Daisy betrayed Tessa and their other member Tequila Sheila in a match last fall against Domination Inc’s Kathryn Randall Collins aka…KRC. Now, tonight Tessa looks for a little revenge and to get one step closer to getting her hands on KRC- the PCW Women’s champion.”

MATCH #1 ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ TESSA MARTIN (Joe Sixpacks) w/American Trucker, Average Joe, Tequila Sheila, Kevin Scott, Dave the Mechanic, Joe the Plumber, and ‘Raving Rednecks’ Locke and Loade of Joe Sixpacks vs. DAISY CUTTER-BOMB (Domination Inc.) w/PCW Women’s Champion Kathryn Randall Collins, PCW Tag Team Champions Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit, and Rough Justice of Domination Inc.
“Daisy Cutter-Bomb doesn’t wrestle much so she may be a bit rusty. It looks like she’s the first one Domination Inc. is throwing at Tessa’s way.” Tessa and Daisy meet in the middle of the ring and have a stare down. Suave: “Tessa wants a little payback on Daisy who cost the PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl the #1 contender spot last year.” Daisy pushes Tessa. Tessa pushes her back. Daisy swings wildly. Tessa ducks and spins her around. Atomic drop. Tessa follows with a clothesline. Daisy back up and whips Tessa into the corner. Daisy walks up the ropes and uses them for leverage. Tessa just lets her go. Daisy splats facefirst on the canvas. Tessa controls Daisy with an armbar and follows with armdrags and counters out of different positions. Daisy uses her strength and powers out. Sit down slam on Tessa bounces her off the canvas. Daisy goes for the Daisy Cutter Power Bomb but Tessa slips out of it. Standing dropkick by Tessa drives Daisy into the ropes. PCW Women’s champion Kathryn Randall Collins climbs up on the edge of the ring. Tessa whirls around and gives her a stiff forearm to the jaw that sends the champ flying off the ring. Crowd: “PCW!...PCW!...PCW!”

Daisy charges and catches a round kick! Tessa hits a forearm. She ducks a clothesline but gets kicked in the knee. Back elbow by Daisy. Charging clothesline by Daisy! Tessa kips up and nails a springboard tornado DDT. Cover. 1…2…Daisy kicks out. Shoulder block by Daisy knocks Tessa into her corner. Collins grabs Tessa feet and pulls them towards her. Tessa lands face first. Suave: “THE PCW CHAMPION IS GETTING INVOLVED!” Tequila Sheila in the ring and she jumps on Daisy’s back. Daisy staggers and then spins around. She flips Tequila Sheila over her head. Collins now has Tessa arms and pulls them behind her standing her up as a helpless target. Big Oil slides a chair into the ring. Suave: “SHE’S BEING SET UP FOR THE VAN DAMINATOR!” The chair is placed against Tessa and Daisy backs up. She gets a running start. Tequila Sheila grabs Tessa and pulls her off to the side. Daisy dropkicks the chair into the steel ring post. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! THAT’S GOTTA HURT!” Daisy writhes on the canvas. Tessa and Sheila pull her into the middle of the ring. Cover. 1…2… Suave: “BIG OIL PULLED THE REF OUT OF THE RING!” American Trucker and Average Joe of the Joe Sixpacks jump Big Oil. Kirk Walstreit and Rough Justice joins in. Kevin Scott and Dave the Mechanic wade into the fray.
Tessa emerges from the scrum and gets her pizza box. She climbs up the corner turnbuckle as Daisy staggers to her feet. Tessa jumps and clangs the box off Daisy’s head. Daisy falls and she’s out. Tessa covers. The referee slides in. 1…2…3.

WINNER: ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ TESSA MARTIN

American Trucker, Average Joe, Kevin Scott, Dave the Mechanic continue to brawl with Big Oil, Kirk Walstreit, D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice of Rough Justice. Tessa grabs a mic. Tessa: “Hey Kathryn! Next week. PCW Night of Champions. It’s going to be you and me for the PCW Women’s title. I’ve disposed of everything you’ve tried to throw in my way. Next week, your ass is mine!”


Last week at a PCW House Show in Portsmouth, Ohio…
KALEE JONES- The Eskimo Queen (American Patriots) vs. EMILY LIST (Progressive Alliance)
Jones is in control of the match. With the Alaskan Pitbull Sarah Palin cheering her on, Jones lifts List up and prepares to give her an Eskimo Pieface. Arianna Huffington and the Angry Left Wing Bloggers (Paul Krugman, Eric Alterman, Daily Kos, and Media Matters for America) jump in the ring and attack Jones from behind. List gets dropped on her head, she’s out of commission. Jones Eskimo Piefaces Media Matters. Alterman and Daily Kos try to hold her down but she breaks loose and scores with well-placed kicks to the groin. She then Eskimo Piefaces Alterman and then Daily Kos.
Jones looks for Krugman but he’s out on the floor with Arianna Huffington and…Keith Olbermann?? And they’re standing over an unconscious Sarah Palin. Krugman holds up his Nobel Prize and proclaims himself the ‘Smartest Man in the World.’ Arianna spits on Palin. Olbermann calls Palin the ‘worst person in the world’ and then they leave.

And then this weekend in Vandalia, Ohio, this happened:

KALEE JONES- The Eskimo Queen (American Patriots) vs. EMILY LIST (Progressive Alliance)
Once again, Jones is in clear control of the match with the Alaskan Pitbull Sarah Palin cheering her on. Jones lifts List up and prepares to give her an Eskimo Pieface. Like last week, Arianna Huffington and the Angry Left Wing Bloggers (Paul Krugman, Eric Alterman, Daily Kos, and Media Matters for America) attack Jones from behind. List manages to get down this time without incident. Jones Eskimo Piefaces Media Matters again. Alterman and Daily Kos hold her down. A slimmed down ‘Empress Queen of All Media’ Opal Winfree runs out with a steel folding chair and cracks it across the back of the Eskimo Queen. Jones down. Arianna and Opal kick away at her. Alterman and Daily Kos drag Jones to the corner turnbuckle. Opal climbs to the top and Jones is lifted up to her. Opal nails a top rope DDT on Jones and she’s out. List covers and gets in the pin. Jones’ first official loss in PCW.
Professor Paul Krugman and Keith Olbermann hold Sarah Palin. Krugman holds up his Nobel Prize and proclaims himself the ‘Smartest Man in the World.’ Olbermann calls Palin the ‘worst person in the world’ and drag her into the ring. Opal lifts Palin up and suplexes her. Opal climbs up the corner turnbuckle and Olbermann and Krugman lift Palin up to her. Top rope DDT on Palin and she’s left in a heap inside the ring.

Palin’s right eye is bandaged after taking Opal Winfree’s Top Rope DDT Saturday night. Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen and ‘View’ Host Elisabeth Hasselbeck are with her. Palin: “I don’t know what the deal is, but Keith Olbermann? You are EVIL!” Crowd: “OLBERMANN SUCKS!...OLBERMANN SUCKS!” Palin: So I guess it’s okay for you and Arianna Huffington and Paul Krugman and the Angry Left Wing Bloggers to interfere in Kalee’s match. She has nothing to do with whatever issue you have with me and there’s no reason to bring her into this.”

Keith Olbermann, Professor Paul Krugman, Arianna Huffington and the rest of the Angry Left Wing Bloggers come out. Olbermann: “Oh, boo-freakin’-hoo. The big, bad bloggers are attacking you. Boo-hoo. It’s your own lies, deception, and ignorance that got you in this situation. Arianna: You knew what you were getting her into when you befriended Kalee Jones. You’ve been in her corner. You brought her into this.”

Opal Winfree comes out with her flock- Soccer Mom and New Age Sensitive Guy. Opal: “Sarah Palin. You made a big mistake when you dissed the great Oprah Winfrey and refused to go on her show. Nobody does that to Oprah Winfrey. Nobody.”

Olbermann: “Palin, you’re a fraud and I am going to do everything in my power to destroy you, your backwoods, ignorant, dangerous views because you are…THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD!” Arianna Huffington: “That’s right. I used to be an ultra right-wing extremist-” Suave: “Apparently, Arianna’s now an ultra left-wing extremist.” Arianna: “…we’ve already defeated you once thanks to the Angry Left Wing Bloggers who got Barack Obama chosen to be the next PCW CEO. We will defeat you again and do what it takes and drive you out of PCW once and for all. No measure is too extreme to rid PCW of your presence.”

A woman in pink slides into the ring and attacks Palin from behind with a steel folding chair. Suave: “WHAT THE HELL! THAT’S CODE PINK! CODE PINK IS MAKING HER DEBUT IN PCW!” Code Pink shoves Hasselbeck down. Kalee grabs Code Pink by her pink hair and yanks her away. Suave: “KALEE LIFTS CODE PINK UP! ESKIMO PIEFACE ON THE WAAAAAY. YES!” Code Pink bounces several inches up in the air after being slammed on the canvas. Opal tries to sneak in on Kalee but this time she’s ready for her. Suave: “KALEE JONES IS DARING OPAL WINFREE TO COME IN! THE CROWD IS DARING OPAL WINFREE TO COME IN!” Opal begins to climb in and then thinks better of it. She leaves with Soccer Mom and New Age Sensitive Guy. Olbermann, Huffington and the rest of the Angry Left Wing Bloggers follow.

Hasselbeck and Jones tend to Palin in the ring.

The six men vying for the American Patriot leadership: Mike Duncan, Ken Blackwell, Michael Steele, Chip Saltsman, Katon Dawson, and Saul Anuzis arrive in the dressing room and find only A.Tom Bomb, Hy Drogen Bomb, and Newt Tron Bomb inside. Duncan: “Where…where is everyone?” A-Bomb: “Well, essentially Starz N. Stripes walked out because Dick was being a dick-” Blackwell: “Dick?” A-Bomb: “Dick Cheney. You know, W’s aide de camp. Then we lost the Raving Rednecks Locke and Loade because no one gave them any back up due to a lack of help from Dick in their match. Duncan: “Dick wouldn’t help them?” A-Bomb: “Nope. They got double teamed and eliminated in a 3 way tag team match and walked out because Dick was being a-” Blackwell: “Let me guess…dick.” Saltsman: "Well, if it would help, I've got this great comedy record to cheer you guys up. It's called Barack the Magic-" All: "NOOOOOOO!"
*Toby Keith’s ‘Who’s Your Daddy’ blares*

Suave: “Here comes the ‘Raving Rednecks’ Locke and Loade. Tonight, they meet Jack Schett and Bull Schett for the number one contender spot and a chance next week at PCW Night of Champions at the PCW Tag Team belts.”

MATCH #2 ‘Raving Rednecks’ LOCKE and LOADE (Joe Sixpacks) vs. JACK SCHETT and BULL SCHETT w/Horst Schett and Hans Gruber- the Extreme German Schnauzer (Progressive Alliance)
“The Schetts want the tag team belts back badly but first, they’ll need to get through the Raving Rednecks Locke and Loade.” All four men in the ring to start. Locke and Jack brawl in one corner. Loade and Bull in the other. Jack whips Locke into the opposite corner and follows with a clothesline. Loade suplexes Bull and then clotheslines him over the top rope. Loade on the top rope. Suicide dive connects and Bull Schett is left sprawled out on the floor. Crowd: “PCW!...PCW!...PCW!...” Suave: “WHAT A SUICIDE DIVE BY EARL LOADE!” Jack climbs the turnbuckle and starts pounding away at Locke’s head. Five in a row. Six. Seven. Eight. Suave: “LOCKE IS GETTING PUMMELED…WAIT! HE LIFTS JACK UP OFF THE TURNBUCKLE. SIT DOWN SLAM! HOLY CRAP!” Locke quickly pulls Jack back up and throws him through the ropes out of the ring. *CLANG* Suave: “LOADE JUST PLASTERED A STEEL FOLDING CHAIR TO THE BACK OF JACK SCHETT’S HEAD!” Double team now by Locke and Loade. Double suplex on the floor. Bull Schett gets back into the game and he gets double clotheslined. Locke gets a table and sets it up. Suave: “THEY’RE GOING TO REDNECK 4-D DEATH BLAST BULL THROUGH A TABLE!” Loade gets him set…WHAM! Right through the table! Suave: “HOLY CRAP!” Crowd: “PCW!...PCW!...PCW!” Suave: “THEY ARE LOVING IT HERE AT THE PALACE OF POLITICAL EXTREME- PCW HALL!”

Jack Schett rolled back into the ring by Loade. Loade throws Jack into the ropes and he and Locke get ready to Redneck 4-D Death Blast him. Suave: “JACK GRABS THE ROPES. HERE COME THE RAVING REDNECKS! NO! JACK DUCKED AND SENT BOTH LOCKE AND LOADE OVER THE TOP ROPE!” Jack baseball slides out of the ring and cracks Loade in the jaw with his boot. Suave: “HE TOOK THAT ONE FLUSH ON THE KISSER! NOW HORST SCHETT IS CHOKING LOCKE WITH HANS GRUBER’S LEASH!” Horst takes the leash off Hans Gruber and sics him on Locke. Locke immediately takes off running and the dog chases him around the ring. Jack drags Loade back into the ring. Suave: “HE’S CLIMBING UP THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!” Horst hands him a brick and Jack sticks it in the back of his trunks. He turns around and jumps backward in a sitting position and smashes into Locke’s stomach. Suave: “SCHETT BRICK! SCHETT BRICK! HE COVERS. 1…2…3!”



*‘Domination Inc. will completely takeover Political Championship Wrestling by any and all means*

Suave: “…and why is ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann coming out with Domination Inc.?” McMann and the huge corporation go to the ring.

McMann: “Look. I know there’s a lot of excitement about next week. Barack Obama becomes the new CEO of Political Championship Wrestling. And this whole ‘Night of Champions’ thing. My Corporate Counsel, Felcher and Felcher, did a little research into the PCW by-laws and we’ve discovered a most interesting thing- the only time title matches are mandated by PCW is the Pay Per View events.” Suave: “WHAT? What is he saying?” McMann: “So essentially, Kathryn Randall Collins, the best PCW Women’s champion ever, and Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit, the PCW Tag Team Champions, don’t have to defend their titles next week. Now, I understand that they are scheduled to wrestle with so-called number one contenders next week. I’m a reasonable man. The matches can still take place next week, but, they will be NON-TITLE MATCHES.” Crowd: “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Suave: “Yep. The crowd’s not happy about this. And neither am I. This is PCW Tradition we’re talking about.” McMann: “Suave? Did you say tradition? Let me clue you in on something. Corporations don’t give a crap about tradition. It’s all about the bottom line. It’s all about reducing risk. What Domination Inc. is doing is being prudent. This is a risk management move. You can keep your tradition and we’ll keep the PCW Women’s and PCW Tag Team titles.”

Suave: “So, finding a loophole in the PCW by-laws, Domination Inc. will not allow their wrestlers to put up their titles next week at Night of Champions. I have a feeling that a certain by-law is about to get changed. All right, tonight, SNAFU gets a shot at the PCW Television Title. Let’s take a look at how we got here.”


Escondido has a mic and he’s going to say something. Escondido: FUBAR! I have to admit, you put on one hell of a fight tonight.” The sellout crowd at Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon agrees. Escondido: “I’m man enough to admit that I may have misjudged you. Even though you lost the Television belt tonight, and I know it’s a small consolation, but you’ve earned my respect. FUBAR, great match!” Escondido extends a hand to FUBAR. FUBAR takes it and they shake. Suave: “Well, it looks like both men got what they wanted tonight!’ The new champion ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido walks to the back *WHAP*…what the h- DR. BILL JUST KNOCKED FUBAR INTO A DIFFERENT TIME SIZE WITH THAT SHOT!” Dr. Bill hits FUBAR over and over with his clipboard. Then he demands a microphone. Dr. Bill: “FUBAR. What did I tell you? You were nothing before and after tonight you’ll be nothing again. Winners like me, don’t hang around losers like you-” Suave: “ESCONDIDO’S BACK! HE GRABS DR. BILL…NECKBREAKER! NECKBREAKER! ANKLE LOCK! ANKLE LOCK!” Escondido cinches in the ankle lock and Dr. Bill is in extreme pain. Dr. Bill quickly tries to tap out but Escondido doesn’t release the hold. Several referees run out and finally Escondido releases the ankle lock. Dr. Bill rolls around holding his fight in major discomfort.

Suave: So after that night, Dr. Bill got himself a new protégé.

Dr. Bill:
“Chris Escondido. You snapped my ankle, you bastard, and now you’re going to pay.” Dr. Bill motions to someone to join him. It’s SNAFU. Dr. Bill: “That’s right. My track record speaks for itself- I’m one for one. If I can take FUBAR from the jobber ranks and turn him into a legitimate wrestler, I can do it with anyone. In SNAFU, I’ve found someone who’s willing to pay the price. I’ve found someone who wants to be a champion. Take it from me, if you want to be a champion, you will swim the stream, you will climb the mountain, you will slay the dragon. You’re going to get it one way or another. Escondido, you’re the dragon and when I’m done training SNAFU, he will be your slayer. SNAFU knows that if you want more, you have to require more from yourself. SNAFU knows that the quickest way from point A to point B isn’t always at the most feverish pace. SNAFU knows that FUBAR found out the hard way 3 weeks ago that failure is no accident. SNAFU knows that you can’t be who and what you are unless you have a lifestyle, both internally and externally, that is designed to support that definition of self.” Dr. Bill holds up a couple old ECW DVD’s with Sabu on the cover. Dr. Bill: “That’s right. I’ve decided that the only way SNAFU will ever succeed in PCW is if I can unlock the inner hardcore extreme wrecking machine within him. So Escondido, enjoy it. SNAFU’s coming…and he’ll be here a lot sooner than you think. Now, go take on the day.”

Snapmare by Escondido followed by a chin lock. Dave up, but Escondido hits a knee to the gut. Escondido follows up with bulldog. He rolls back and… Suave: “ANKLE LOCK! ANKLE LOCK!” Dave fights it and tries to pull his way to the ropes. Run in by SNAFU and he blasts Escondido with a chair. Suave: “IT’S SNAFU AND DR. BILL!”*SNAFU whiffs on a second chair shot. Escondido takes him down and puts SNAFU in the ankle lock. Suave: “ANKLE LOCK! ANKLE LOCK!” SNAFU immediately taps out and pounds the ring canvas. Dr. Bill limps up to the ring edge, holding his crutches with one hand. Suave: “That’s really not a good idea! *WHACK* HOLY CRAP! DR. BILL JUST CRACKED ESCONDIDO OVER THE HEAD WITH HIS CRUTCH!” Escondido stumbles back. Then his head clears and he sees Dr. Bill. Dr. Bill’s eyes widen. Escondido grabs him and flips Dr. Bill over the top rope. Then he grabs his good ankle and puts him in an ankle lock. Suave: “ANKLE LOCK! ANKLE LOCK! ANKLE LOCK!” Dr. Bill pounds the mat with his fists. SNAFU sees him…and something changes. He sets a chair up. He whips himself against the ropes, jumps from the chair onto the top rope, and then jumps back and nearly takes Escondido’s head off. Escondido lands flat on his back. Dr. Bill grabs his good ankle in pain. SNAFU folds the chair and hits the Arabian Facebuster on Escondido.

Suave: So, Dr. Bill had two broken ankles now BUT SNAFU was staring to make his mark.

REPLAY- 12/16- PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV: SNAFU vs. MICHAEL HUNT of Guys With Unfortunate First Names Given Their Surname
SNAFU topples over and both wrestlers are pretty much out of it. Hunt finally manages to get himself untangled from the ropes. Leg drop on SNAFU. Suave: “WAIT A MINUTE! HOLY CRAP! I THINK THAT’S THE FIRST OFFENSIVE MOVE MICHAEL HUNT HAS PULLED OFF IN THE OVER THREE AND A HALF YEARS HE’S BEEN HERE!” Second leg drop. Hunt goes for a third but SNAFU sticks his leg up and meets Hunt’s face. Hunt spins twice before falling to the canvas. SNAFU grabs the chair. Suave: “ARABIAN FACEBUSTER! ARABIAN FACEBUSTER! SNAFU COVERS. ONE…TWO…THREE! HE’S WON!”WINNER: SNAFUSNAFU celebrates in the ring. Suave: “Well, how do you like that? SNAFU won a match on the same day that Michael Hunt actually got an offensive move in. I believe the word ‘hell freezing over’ may apply here.” SNAFU climbs out and goes over to Dr. Bill. He high fives Dr. Bill…a little too hard. Dr. Bill’s thrown back into his wheelchair which causes the chair to tip backwards. Dr. Bill: “OWWWWWW!” Dr. Bill’s two legs stick straight up. Dr. Bill: “SNAFU…COME BACK! SNAFUUUUUUUU…”

Suave: So on one hand, SNAFU got the win. But on the other hand, Dr. Bill actually didn’t break any bones. Could he continue that trend?

Suave: “GUTWRENCH SUPLEX BY ESCONDIDO!” He follows with a belly to belly suplex. Then a Northern Lights suplex. Suave: “Escondido is breaking out the suplexes tonight.” Dave’s in trouble. Hammerlock by Escondido. Snapmare take down. Dave up. Knee to the gut by Escondido. Bulldog. Dave face first on the mat. Escondido whips around and grabs Dave’s ankle. Suave: “ANKLE LOCK! ANKLE LOCK! ANKLE LOCK! AND AGAIN HERE COMES SNAFU!”


Suave: “WHAT THE HELL IS DR. BILL AND HIS MOTORIZED WHEELCHAIR DOING OUT HERE? HE’S GOT TWO BROKEN ANKLES!” SNAFU waffles Dave the Mechanic with the chair and knocks him out. Escondido tackles SNAFU and they brawl. SNAFU gains the advantage and drop kicks Escondido out of the ring. Escondido on the floor in front of Dr. Bill. Suave: “Okay. Now everytime Dr. Bill has interjected himself into a match with Escondido, he ends up with broken bones. Will he learn from last week?” Dr. Bill takes his cane and raps it on Escondido’s leg. Suave: “Apparently, that’s a no.” Escondido takes the cane away from Dr. Bill. Suave: “WATCH OUT! SNAFU’S ON THE TOP ROPE! HE JUMPS!” SNAFU jumps right at Escondido who’s standing right in front of Dr. Bill. Dr. Bill’s eyes widen as he see SNAFU coming. Dr. Bill: “Ohhhh shhhhhhh-” Escondido is propelled right into Dr. Bill and causes his wheelchair to tip backwards. Dr. Bill instinctively tries to stop the fall with his hand. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! SNAFU JUST TOOK OUT BOTH ESCONDIDO AND DR. BILL!” Crowd: “HOLY ****!...HOLY ****!” Dr. Bill holds his arm and it looks bad. Suave: “I DON’T BELIEVE IT! DR. BILL MAY HAVE BROKEN HIS ARM!”

Suave: “Yes, the answer to that question is ‘no.’

“What is he doing?” Dr. Bill moves to the edge of the ring. Escondido climbs the turnbuckle. With his one good extremity- his left hand and arm, Dr. Bill takes a crutch and nudges Escondido. Escondido loses his balance and tumbles forward into the ring. Dave rolls over and covers. 1…2…Escondido kicks out. Escondido glares at Dr. Bill which allows Dave to hit a standing drop kick. The TV champ is driven back into the corner. Dr. Bill takes a few whacks at his feet with the crutch. Suave: “Dr. Bill may have two broken ankles and a broken arm, but that doesn’t mean he’s not able to drive Escondido to distraction.” Dave charges Escondido for a splash. Escondido crouches down and flips Dave over the top rope…and right onto Dr. Bill. Crowd: “HOLY S***!...HOLY S***!...HOLY S***!” Suave: “HOLY CRAP! DAVE LANDED ON DR. BILL!” SNAFU awakes…sees Dr. Bill lying on the floor. SNAFU low blows Escondido. He climbs through the ropes and draps Escondido’s neck on the top rope sending him flying backwards across the ring. MOONSAULT! Suave: “HOLY CRAP! HE JUST MOONSAULTED DAVE THE MECHANIC…WHO WAS ON TOP OF DR. BILL! DR. BILL’S OTHER ARM MAY BE BROKEN!” SNAFU with a steel folding chair. *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* Suave: “SNAFU DRIVING DAVE THE MECHANIC INTO THE FLOOR!” Tequila Sheila comes up behind him and tries to hit blender shot. SNAFU snatches the blender and throws it into the crowd. He climbs back into the ring with the chair. Escondido is starting to stir. SNAFU jumps with the chair underneath him. Suave: “ARABIAN FACEBUSTER! ARABIAN FACEBUSTER! ESCONDIDO IS OUT COLD!”

Suave: “Which leads us to tonight. SNAFU gets a shot at the title versus ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido.

MATCH #3 SNAFU w/Dr. Bill (Independent) vs. ‘No Frills’ CHRIS ESCONDIDO (Progressive Alliance)
Escondido’s already in the ring. No sign of SNAFU or Dr. Bill. Suave: “I wonder what’s going on?”

Dave the Mechanic stands over an unconscious SNAFU. Tequila Sheila has the battery to Dr. Bill’s motorized wheelchair. Dave goes over to Dr. Bill. Dave the Mechanic: “Here’s the scoop, Doc. I will get my chance at the PCW Television Title next week at PCW Night of Champions. I will do so without any interference from you or SNAFU or else I promise you that anything you do to me I will return ten thousand times over. This is my title shot. You and SNAFU stay the hell away.”


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