Friday, January 16, 2009

1/15- PCW Newsline: Recap of PCW Extreme Political TV, Looking Back at George W.'s Reign Over PCW


1/13- PCW Extreme Political TV Results:
-PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl Tessa Martin (Joe Sixpacks) pinned Daisy Cutter-Bomb (Domination Inc.) after whapping her in the head with a pizza box with a road sign inside. Tessa now meets PCW Champion Kathryn Randall Collins next week at PCW Night of Champions in a non-title match.

-Jack Schett and Bull Schett (Progressive Alliance) defeat The ‘Raving Rednecks’ Locke and Loade (Joe Sixpacks) via the Schett’s finisher- the Schett Brick. They are now the #1 contender for the PCW Tag Team belts and will meet the champions, Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit next week at PCW Night of Champions in a non-title match.

-SNAFU w/Dr. Bill (Independent) vs. PCW Television Champion ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (Progressive Alliance) is a no match because Dave the Mechanic and Tequila Sheila attacked SNAFU pre-match as revenge for SNAFU interfering in Dave’s title matches with Escondido.
PCW Competition Committee Will Address Loophole Found by Domination Inc's attorneys Felcher and Felcher Monday Night
Nancy Pelosi promised that the competition committee will look at various proposals to close the loophole to force champions to defend the belts a little more often. Right now, they are only required to defend the belts at PPV shows.
PCW CEO George W to Turn Reins of Power Over to Barack Obama on Tuesday at PCW Night of Champions
The reign of George W comes to an end Tuesday night at Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon. Over the past three and a half years, W has found himself in the middle of various heated controversies here in PCW. One of the more notable scandals W found himself in the middle of was the Rafael Barry Giambee steroids scandal. The former BCEW (at the time) champion went from a scrawny 150 pounds to a powerhouse 325 pounds in less than two years. Giambee was later found dead due to steroid abuse.

But the controversy that W will always be associated with is the BCEW-EECW War in February and March 2007. It all started in late January when several members of ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann’s EECW promotion attacked and severely injured the knees of BCEW Champion Justin Sufferable and ‘No Frill’s Chris Escondido. The next week at the Palace of Political Extreme- BCEW Hall, Mr. McMann threw down the challenge…

The clip appears on the big screen TV’s inside the BCEW Hall. The video shows Seg McMann sitting in a chair smirking. Seg: “Hello, suckers! You didn’t want to embrace my vision of sports entertainment. You mocked me and laughed when that donkey kicked me in the balls. Well, who’s laughing now? I just took out your two best wrestlers, the ‘twin towers of BCEW,’ so to speak. Your loss is Extremely Extreme Corporate Wrestling’s gain. Right, Bruce?” The president of the Comic Book Channel, Bruce Cooley, appears. Cooley: “That’s right, Seg. Tonight, you can see the debut of Extremely Extreme Corporate Wrestling on the Comic Book Channel!” More boos from the crowd.Seg: “That’s right. Tonight, in this very ring, I will complete my takeover of EECW and finish overhauling it in my genius-driven image when the Extremely Extreme Corporate Wrestling champion Bobby Lashaway and EECW star Extremely Hardcore Holland take out the ‘Heart and Soul of EECW’ Tommy Dreamboat and the ‘Extremely Extreme Hardcore Icon’ Hack Sand-mann and destroy the final vestiges of the old EECW tonight.” The screen goes black.

Later that night during the match…

With that, EECW champion Bobby Lashaway and his tag team partner, Extremely Hardcore Holland to take on the EECW Oldtimers Dreamboat and Sand-Mann. The match begins and Lashaway immediately starts to club Dreamboat who can’t, or is not allowed to, mount any bit of offense. On the other side of the ring, Extremely Hardcore Holland does the same thing with Sand-Mann.Suave: “Great. This match is obviously nothing more than a glorified squash match to put over Seg McMann’s guys and destroy the last vestiges of EECW. What a freakin’ joke.”
Pelosi comes up to George W. and questions whether or not the strategy is working. W assures her it is. Pelosi: “How can you be so sure?” George W: “Let’s just say, I made a Northern Alliance.”
Lashaway power slams Dreamboat through a table while Holland gives an Alabama Wham! to Sand-Mann. Seg gets into the ring. McMann: “Finish it. Finish it NOW!” Lashaway covers and then all hell breaks loose.Suave: “HOLY CRAP! IT’S A. TOM BOMB, HY DROGEN BOMB, NEWT TRON BOMB, AND STARZ N. STRIPES! They’re at the EECW show on the Comic Book Channel!” A-Bomb, H-Bomb, N-Bomb, and Starz hit the ring and break up the count. Seg McMann is livid. He’s about to go after N-Bomb when he feels a tapping on his shoulder. Suave: “HOLY, HOLY FREAKIN’ CRAP! IT’S THE FORMER MASTERMIND OF EECW! IT’S PAUL HAYMAN! HE’S HERE!” McMann turns pale white when he sees it’s Hayman. A-Bomb and H-Bomb hit double chairshots on Lashaway and put him on the canvas. Starz hits a suplex on Extremely Hardcore Holland and sets up N-Bomb for his finisher. Suave: “I’m sure as hell glad I’m here and not there!” Starz puts on a gas mask and N-Bomb sticks his ass in Holland’s face delivers the ‘Silent But Deadly.’ Half the crowd immediately pass out. Suave: “I guess the BCEW guys are used to N-Bomb’s gas.” Hayman backs Seg in the corner and gets out his phone. Not a tiny modern cell phone mind you, but a late 80’s vintage model that’s a lot bigger. “This is for trashing everything that we loved about EECW!” Hayman says and thens clocks him with the phone. A-Bomb drags Lashaway off the canvas and tells Dreamboat to deliver his finisher on him. Dreamboat hesitates but then delivers his Dreamboat DDT. A-Bomb tells him to cover. Dreamboat jumps on and A-Bomb makes the referee count out the pinfall.

A close-up of BCEW CEO George W opens the show. George W: In the six years that I’ve been the CEO of BCEW, you’ve seen me to a lot of extreme things. Last time of BCEW Extreme TV, Seg McMann found out for himself just how extreme I can be.” A video feature the airs showing the BCEW ‘invasion’ by A. Tom Bomb, Hy Drogen Bomb, Newt Tron Bomb, and the ‘Rookie Sensation’ Starz N. Stripes at an Extremely Extreme Corporate Wrasslin’ show in retaliation for the sneak attack that severely injured the BCEW Champion Justin Sufferable and former champ ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido.

Mr. McMann would respond…

Seg McMann’s face appears on the big screen TV. McMann, pissed off that the EECW Oldtimers were put over his wrestlers by the BCEW invasion, proposes that BCEW and EECW have a joint pay per view and solve their dispute inside the ring. Pelosi and Reid, who before were very supportive with George W, suddenly seem pensive. McMann: “Let’s see you put your best against my best. Your vision against my vision. I’ll give you until the end of this show to respond.

Then, George W came out at the end…

George W’s mariachi band appears and leads the BCEW CEO down the aisle. Suave: “He’s coming out to answer the challenge of the so-called sports entertainment genius, Seg McMann!” W climbs into the ring followed by Dick and the Mastermind Karl Rove. Rove points to his temple to remind us all that he’s a frickin’ genius. W takes the mic. George W: “Seg. I have just three words for you. BRING IT ON!” The crowd explodes. Suave: “IT’S ON! IT’S ON! BCEW HAS ACCEPTED THE CHALLENGE! IT’LL BE BCEW VS. EXTREMELY EXTREME CORPORATE WRASSLIN IN MARCH!”

After the upcoming schedule of events and previous shows, it’s a special rerun of March 25th, 2007’s BCEW vs. EECW War to commemorate the end of the W era in PCW.

1/15- PCW Newsline
1/19- PCW Newsline
1/20- PCW Night of Champions/Barack Obama Officially Installed as PCW CEO
1/22- PCW Newsline
1/26- PCW Newsline
1/27- PCW Extreme Political TV
1/29- PCW Newsline

1/13- PCW Extreme Political TV: Keith Olbermann and Arianna Huffington Vow to Destroy Sarah Palin, Code Pink Debuts, American Patriots Leadership Candidates Meet with What’s Left of the American Patriots
1/12- PCW Newsline: Keith Olbermann and Professor Paul Krugman Attack Sarah Palin Again at PCW House Show, Domination Inc. Board Meeting, Preview of 1/13- PCW Extreme Political TV
1/8- PCW Newsline: PCW Owners Bubba Jackson and DeWayne Cantrell, Keith Olbermann Attacks Sarah Palin at PCW House Show
12/30- PCW’s Top Matches of 2008
12/29 PCW’s Most Memorable Matches of 2008
12/26 PCW Newsline: Merry Christmas, The ‘Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave and his lifesize, cardboard cut-out of Shania Twain, ‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin
12/23 PCW Extreme Political TV Christmas- Hour Two: Rod Blagojevich is F****** Golden…Not, Rematch of PCW Title Match from PCW Extreme Election Night 2008
12/23 PCW Extreme Political TV Christmas- Hour One: Coleman/Franken Decision, Emily List, Rick Warren Appears

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