Sunday, January 11, 2009

1/12- PCW Newsline: Keith Olbermann and Professor Paul Krugman Attack Sarah Palin Again, Domination Inc. Board Meeting

1/12- PCW NEWSLINE

DOMINATION INC. BOARD MEETING
PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein reports that at last week’s Domination Inc. board meeting, Corporate Attorneys Felcher and Felcher advised that they believe they’ve found a loophole in the PCW rules concerning title defenses. Could this affect next Tuesday’s PCW Night of Champions?

Bernstein also reports that Domination Inc. may bring in another female wrestler to act as a ‘buffer’ between champion Kathryn Randall Collins and PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl Tessa Martin. Domination Inc. may also use this new wrestler to counteract the new PCW Security Director Dawn McGill.

Domination Inc. will also redouble its efforts to push Quadruple R to the PCW Championship.

KEITH OLBERMANN AGAIN ATTACKS SARAH PALIN AT A PCW HOUSE SHOW
This time, Saturday night in Vandalia, Ohio.

KALEE JONES- The Eskimo Queen (American Patriots) vs. EMILY LIST (Progressive Alliance)
Once again, Jones is in clear control of the match with the Alaskan Pitbull Sarah Palin cheering her on. Jones lifts List up and prepares to give her an Eskimo Pieface. Like last week, Arianna Huffington and the Angry Left Wing Bloggers (Paul Krugman, Eric Alterman, Daily Kos, and Media Matters for America) attack Jones from behind. List manages to get down this time without incident. Jones Eskimo Piefaces Media Matters again. Alterman and Daily Kos hold her down. A slimmed down ‘Empress Queen of All Media’ Opal Winfree runs out with a steel folding chair and cracks it across the back of the Eskimo Queen. Jones down. Arianna and Opal kick away at her. Alterman and Daily Kos drag Jones to the corner turnbuckle. Opal climbs to the top and Jones is lifted up to her. Opal nails a top rope DDT on Jones and she’s out. List covers and gets in the pin. Jones’ first official loss in PCW.

Professor Paul Krugman and Keith Olbermann hold Sarah Palin. Krugman holds up his Nobel Prize and proclaims himself the ‘Smartest Man in the World.’ Olbermann calls Palin the ‘worst person in the world’ and drag her into the ring. Opal lifts Palin up and suplexes her. Opal climbs up the corner turnbuckle and Olbermann and Krugman lift Palin up to her. Top rope DDT on Palin and she’s left in a heap inside the ring.

TOMORROW NIGHT ON PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV:
SNAFU with Dr. Bill gets a shot at the PCW Television Title against ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido
PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl Tessa Martin faces Domination Inc’s Daisy Cutter-Bomb
The Main Event: “Raving Rednecks” Locke and Loade meet Jack and Bull Schett for the number one contender's slot for the PCW Tag Team belts.
We will also hopefully find out what’s behind Keith Olbermann and Professor Paul Krugman’s attacks on the Alaskan Pitbull Sarah Palin and what Domination Inc. has up their sleeve about PCW’s Night of Champions.

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UPCOMING SCHEDULE OF EVENTS:
1/13- PCW Extreme Political TV returns
1/15- PCW Newsline
1/19- PCW Newsline
1/20- PCW Night of Champions/Barack Obama Officially Installed as PCW CEO
1/22- PCW Newsline

PREVIOUS SHOWS AND NEWSLINES:
1/8- PCW Newsline: PCW Owners Bubba Jackson and DeWayne Cantrell, Keith Olbermann Attacks Sarah Palin at PCW House Show
12/30- PCW’s Top Matches of 2008
12/29 PCW’s Most Memorable Matches of 2008
12/26 PCW Newsline: Merry Christmas, The ‘Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave and his lifesize, cardboard cut-out of Shania Twain, ‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin
12/23 PCW Extreme Political TV Christmas- Hour Two: Rod Blagojevich is F****** Golden…Not, Rematch of PCW Title Match from PCW Extreme Election Night 2008
12/23 PCW Extreme Political TV Christmas- Hour One: Coleman/Franken Decision, Emily List, Rick Warren Appears
12/20 PCW Newsline- Joint Statement by PCW CEO George W. and PCW CEO-Designate Barack Obama re: Coleman/Franken Controversy
12/18 PCW Completely Deranged- Coleman/Franken Ends with Huge Controversy
12/16 PCW Extreme Political TV- Obama Names PCW Security Director, Caroline Kennedy? In PCW?, the Return of Jack and Bull Schett
12/15 PCW Newsline- 12/16 PCW Extreme Political TV Preview, 12/18 PCW Completely Deranged- Coleman vs. Franken III Preview
12/11 PCW Newsline- PCW Completely Deranged One Week Away, Domination Inc. Demands #1 Contender Match Be Thrown Out, Johnny Suave and Big Oil Have Altercation
12/8 PCW Newsline- 12/18 PCW Completely Deranged from Minnesota to be on P-SPAN, PCW Rocks Alaska, Joe Sixpacks, Dr. Bill Fractures His Other Ankle
12/7 PCW Roadshow Across America in Juneau, Alaska: ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido defends the TV title, Emily List vs The Eskimo Queen w/Sarah Palin, Starz N. Stripes vs. Quadruple R for the #1 contender’s spot
12/4 PCW Newsline-Breaking News: Coleman v. Franken Steel Cage Ladder Deathmatch set for 12/18, PCW-12/7 in Alaska, Saxby Chambliss (American Patriots) vs. Jim Martin (Progressive Alliance)12/1 PCW Newsline- Domination Inc. Press Release, Profile- ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin

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