Thursday, December 04, 2008

PCW Newsline: Breaking News- Coleman v. Franken III Set for Steel Cage Ladder Deathmatch

2/4- PCW NEWSLINE:

Breaking News: Norm Coleman and Al Franken will conclude their epic series of matches on 12/18 in a Steel Cage Ladder Deathmatch.

If the first two encounters took political extreme to a different level, what’s going to happen when Coleman and Franken step into a steel cage to finish off their feud with an extreme ladder match? The match has been signed according to PCW CEO-designate Barack Obama who worked with the PCW competition committee and current PCW CEO George W to put the match together.

The match will be held in Minnesota as part of a house show event to be called PCW-Completely Deranged.

More info to follow…

PCW in Alaska 12/7

The card is set for the special PCW Extreme Political TV event in Juneau, Alaska. ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido will defend his Television title against Dave the Mechanic…formerly FUBAR. FUBAR is the former PCW TV champion whom Escondido defeated at PCW Extreme Election Night in November.

The second match will debut two new women wrestlers to PCW. Emily List of the Progressive Alliance will meet Kalee Jones, the Eskimo Queen with Sarah Palin in her corner.

The main event will be a battle for the number one contender spot for the PCW Title: former champion Starz N. Stripes (Independent) vs. Quadruple R (Domination Inc.) The winner gets a title shot against PCW Champion O’Beck Bahama from the Progressive Alliance.

PCW in CARTERSVILLE, GA

Tuesday night, PCW held a house show in Cartersville, GA. The main event: Saxby Chambliss (American Patriots) vs. Jim Martin (Progressive Alliance). Things got a little interesting at the end…

REPLAY: SAXBY CHAMBLISS w/ John McCain (American Patriots) vs. JIM MARTIN (Progressive Alliance) at PCW HOUSE SHOW in CARTERSVILLE, GA

The voice of PCW- Johnny Suave, is on commentary.

Crowd: “PCW!…PCW!” Chambliss in control with an armbar on Martin. Kicks by Chambliss. Northern Lights Suplex. Martin rolls and manages to get to the ropes. Chambliss backs off and Martin scoots under the ropes. He looks to the back for help.

A Barack Obama video begins to play: Obama’s voice: “Hey, Jim. Sorry I couldn’t be there tonight. Good luck and…take it to him!” Suave: “Guess he’s not coming, eh?” Martin seems a little put off. Chambliss pulls him back into the ring and rolls him up. 1…2…no. Martin kicks out. Slingshot drapes Martin’s throat on the top rope. Again, Chambliss covers. Again, 2 count.

The music of Fleetwood Mac’s “Don’t Stop” suddenly starts. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS?” The crowd explodes. A spotlight points out a plaid shirted man with a Singapore cane and a cup of mocha. Next to him is a white haired gentlemen in a suit. Suave: “IT’S HIM! HE’S HERE! HE’S BACK!” Sununu can’t believe it. Suave: “HE’S BACK! IT’S THE TREE HUGGIN’, MOCHA CHUGGIN’, TOBACCO COMPANY BUGGIN’ ALPHA MALE AND ENVIROMENTAL EXTREME HARDCORE ICON- AL GORE! AND HE’S WITH BILL CLINTON!” The crowd sings the chorus “Don’t stop, thinking about tomorrow.” Clinton watches impatiently as Gore holds up his mocha, inside an environmentally friendly biodegradable container of course, and chugs it down. Then he spews it out of his mouth into the crowd and then crushes the paper container on his forehead in a manly fashion. Suave: “HE’S BACK HERE IN PCW!” Clinton starts to run down but the Environmental Extreme Hardcore Icon walks down the steps to the main floor. Clinton has to turn around and go back. At the bottom of the steps, Gore pulls out another container of mocha, guzzles it down, spews it into the crowd, and then smashes the container on his forehead while Clinton stews.

In the ring, Martin is looking out at Clinton and Gore wading through the main floor crowd to the bar area. Martin is looking for any help. Gore suddenly stops and Clinton has to double back to him. Gore climbs up on the bar, pulls out yet another cup of mocha, guzzles that one down, spews it into the crowd, and then smashes the container on his forehead. Clinton’s itching to go. Gore throws down the container and finally heads to the ring. Clinton and Gore almost reach the ring and suddenly disappear. Suave: “Okay, what’s going on? It looks like someone or something tripped up Clinton and Gore as they were- SARAH PALIN! IT’S SARAH PALIN!” Gore, hacked off, turns to cane the person who tripped him and realizes it’s Sarah Palin. He’s ready to cane her but in the end doesn’t.

Martin’s distracted. Chambliss gets a chair and comes up behind Martin. *CLANG* Suave: “HOLY CRAP! HE NEVER SAW THAT ONE COMING!” Martin to the canvas. Chambliss covers. 1…2…3

WINNER: SAXBY CHAMBLISS

Suave: A huge win for the American Patriots. Sarah Palin at the end helps Chambliss defeat his challenger!

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