Tuesday, December 30, 2008

12/30- PCW Top Matches of 2008


12/30- PCW’S BEST MATCHES OF 2008

Johnny Suave: Hello. I’m Johnny Suave along with my co-host, my lifesize cardboard cut-out of Shania Twain...
...and welcome to PCW’s Best Matches of 2008. 2008 was a banner year for PCW. First, we changed our name from Buckland County Extreme Wrestling to Political Championship Wrestling. Second, we have several outstanding feuds throughout the year from the Clinton/Obama feud that dominated the first half of the year, the McCain/Obama battle for PCW CEO, Al Franken and Norm Coleman came out of nowhere with three outstanding matches, and Keith Olbermann/Bill O’Reilly/Lou Dobbs still don’t like each other very much. We saw the emergence of Kathryn Randall Collins and PCW’s Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl Tessa Martin in the women’s division. We watched O’Beck Bahama grow and get better week after week until he won the PCW title last month in a match that I believe is the best match ever in PCW. We watched a jobber named FUBAR take a step up and become the PCW Television champion. Now, it appears SNAFU may be walking down that same path. Finally, we saw the return of ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann and the emergence of Domination, Inc as a potent force in PCW.

So, enough about that. Let’s get to the matches and we’ll see you on January 13th.

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From BCEW Last Tango in Tallahassee- 1/29/08
STARZ N. STRIPES w/John McCain vs. BIG OIL w/ Texas Tex and Mitt Romney vs. KIRK WALSTREIT w/Rudy Giuliani vs. MIKE THE MECHANIC w/Tequila Sheila and Mike Huckabee

No Chuck Norris tonight. All four men converge in the middle. Starz and Big Oil engage while Walstreit hammers Mike the Mechanic with rights and lefts. Snap suplex by Walstreit. Walstreit tosses Mike the Mechanic out and they battle outside the ring. Starz and Big Oil throw haymakers back and forth. Outside, Walstreit puts Mike the Mechanic through a table with a running plancha. Mike gets up and goes nuts on Walstreit with various martial arts moves he learned from Chuck Norris. But he whiffs on a spinning kick and Walstreit hits a drop toe hold, sending Mike the Mechanic’s head bouncing off a nearby chair. Walstreit took Mike up on the edge of the steel barricade and hit a Stock Market Plunge through the announcer’s table. Huckabee tries to help but Rudy holds him off to give Walstreit the pin.

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Mike the Mechanic eliminated.

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Both Starz and Big Oil are bloody. The ref gets splattered by a flying forearm by Big Oil. Rudy tries to pepper spray Big Oil in the face. Big Oil ducks out of the way and Walstreit takes a faceful of pepper spray. Rudy checks on Walstreit and gets DDT’d because he can't see who he's hitting. Oklahoma Driller to Walstreit and he’s done.It’s down to Starz N. Stripes and Big Oil. Starz hits Big Oil with kicks in machine gun fashion to take his legs out. McCain cheers on Starz and Romney yells for Big Oil. Dueling chants from the crowd for both McCain and Romney. Big Oil clubs Starz’s back, but Starz gets away and circles Big Oil, attacking his legs all the time. Big Oil ducks a swing and gets hit with more kicks. Big Oil spins Starz around and starts clubbing him in the back. Forearms and kicks to Starz in the corner. Big Oil connects with a Suplex. Big Oil then throws him to the outside. He sits Starz on the chair and hits a missile dropkick that sends him flying backwards. Texas Tex wanders over and gets a cheap shot with his golden money belt. Tex goes for another, but Starz evades and manages to throw Tex into the crowd. Starz climbs the turnbuckle. PLANCHA to Big Oil! Starz tries to weaken Big Oil with more kicks. Starz drapes Big Oil's leg over the guardrail and whacks it with a chair! A second chairshot by Starz. A third. Starz gets Big Oil lifted in the air for a fisherman’s Suplex. Then Rush Limbaugh, Tom DeLay, and Ann Coulter run in.

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Limbaugh clips Starz’s leg. Big Oil falls directly on Starz. Cover. Two count. John McCain runs in and shoves Limbaugh. Mitt Romney comes in from behind and shoves McCain. Urged on by Ann Coulter’s annoying screeching, Romney, Limbaugh and DeLay triple-team McCain. Suddenly, the crowd stands up as H. Norman Schwarzkopf and…no…no freakin’ way? SYLVESTER FREAKIN’ STALLONE? Schwarzkopf and Stallone tear Limbaugh and DeLay off McCain and throw them to the floor. Both Limbaugh and DeLay can’t believe it. Romney continues to go after McCain and gets clocked by a returning Mike Huckabee. Texas Tex then tries to clobber McCain with his golden money belt. McCain evades. Then…no…nah…it couldn’t be…it is…ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER! Texas Tex’s eyes widen. Then he turns and runs for it.Big Oil watches Texas Tex run off being chased by the Governor of California. Starz grabs a chair and plasters Big Oil with it. Fisherman’s suplex. Starz covers…and gets the hard earned victory.

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Starz, McCain, Schwarzkopf, and Stallone celebrate in the ring. Ann Coulter screeches and slams her hands against the ring apron in frustration.

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From BCEW Milwaukee Meltdown- 2/19/08
The New Rookie Sensation’ O’BECK BAHAMA w/Barack Obama vs. DLC w/Bill Clinton and the Clinton Political Pitbulls (James Carville and Terry McAuliffe) vs. TRIPLE R w/ Arianna Huffington and the Angry Left Wing Bloggers

Bahama and DLC immediately lock up. Triple R hammers the New Rookie Sensation in the back and works him over. Triple R hip tosses Bahama over the top rope. DLC surprises Triple R with an Arabian press and debuts his version of the shotei. Triple R goes for another hip toss but Bahama gets back in the ring and clotheslines him. Quick 2 count and Triple R kicks out. DLC goes up top but Triple R cuts him off and pushes him out to the floor. Bill Clinton jumps up on the apron and shouts at Triple R, who flips off Clinton in response. Bahama sneaks in from behind gets a sleeper on Triple R. Triple R drops him onto the ropes. STEP KICK! STO by Triple R! Bahama gets out and he goes up top. Triple R cuts him off and then superplexes him off the top rope. Bahama right back up and Triple R hits another superplex for 2. Triple R goes for a third one and hits it leaving Bahama contorted on the mat. Triple R up to the top again and this time, DLC comes in and superplexes him. DLC now to the top rope. Bill Clinton walks over to presumably give DLC some instructions. Instead, he shoves DLC off the top through a ringside table. Crowd chants ‘Holy @#$#!’

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The crowd is stunned when Hillary Clinton suddenly appears and directs the Clinton Political Pitbulls to attack DLC. Chairshots galore. Carville and McAuliffe drag DLC and place him on another table. Triple R climbs to the top turnbuckle and then puts DLC through the table. Triple R covers and that’s it for DLC.DLC eliminated.Triple R shakes hands with Hillary and both HRC and Bill seem extremely pleased with themselves. Hillary gets on the mic. She stridently says that she’ll do anything to be the leader of the Progressive Alliance and the new BCEW CEO. That’s why she’s teamed up with Triple R because he shares the same drive and determination. Arianna Huffington and the Angry Left Wing Bloggers watch, not sure of what just happened. Bahama is still groggy in the ring. Triple R climbs back in the ring and circles him. Hillary yells at Triple R to finish him. Obama yells at Bahama to move. Triple R stomps at the New Rookie Sensation. Jacknife powerbomb by Triple R. Triple R to cover but Obama gets in the ring. The crowd noise increases when Triple R breaks his own cover and stands up. Hillary screams at Triple R to take Obama out. Triple R steps towards him. A fracas breaks out outside the ring. The Angry Left Wing Bloggers vs. the Clinton Political Pitbulls? Hillary turns and can’t believe what’s going on. She screeches at the left wing bloggers to stop. Triple R turns back to see what’s going on. Arianna blows powder into his face and blinds him. Bahama low-blows Triple R. Bahama covers. Bill Clinton tries to get into the ring but Barack cuts him off. 1-2-3.

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WINNER: O’BECK BAHAMA

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Hillary and Bill Clinton and the Clinton Political Pitbulls are stunned. Daily Kos, Eric Alterman, and Media Matters join Arianna Huffington in the ring and raise O’Beck and Barack Obama’s arms up in triumph.


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From BCEW Day of Judgment- 3/4/08
BCEW TITLE MATCH- STARZ N. STRIPES w/John McCain (American Patriots) vs. O’BECK BAHAMA w/Barack Obama (Progressive Alliance) vs. ‘The Insanely Smelly Luchador’ HALITOSIS (Independent)

Although limited with his patented ‘breath of death’ finisher thanks to the Clinton Political Pitbulls, Halitosis comes out rocking. He hits missile dropkicks all over the ring causing Starz N. Stripes to bail from the ring. Halitosis then breaks a series of vicious kicks that drives the ‘New Rookie Sensation’ to his knees and then finishes it off with a snapping spin kick that nearly knocks out Bahama. Then, Halitosis slingshots himself out of the ring onto an unsuspecting Starz N. Stripes. Halitosis whips Starz into the steel guardrail. Chairshot to Starz. Chairshot to Bahama who tried to sneak in from behind. Halitosis clotheslines Starz over the guardrail into the crowd. The requisite ‘BCEW’ chant results and the American Bikers, Politically Incorrect, and Escondido shout out encouragement to Halitosis.Halitosis brings Bahama back into the ring. Kicks to the rookie’s legs. Snap suplex. Tilt-a-whirl slam. Halitosis goes for the cover. 2 count when Barack Obama puts Bahama’s leg on the bottom rope. Starz back in. Halitosis missile drop kicks him twice, driving him back into the corner. Snap suplex. Then Halitosis tries to use the ‘breath of death’ on Starz. No go. His breath is ‘too minty.’ Starz connects with a wicked left that sends Halitosis flying across the ring. Spike slam. Vertical suplex sucks the wind from Halitosis. Starz lifts him up and drives Halitosis to the canvas with a piledriver. Starz covers. 1-2-3.

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HALITOSIS IS ELIMINATED

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It comes down to the ‘Original Rookie Sensation’ Starz N. Stripes and the ‘New Rookie Sensation’ O’Beck Bahama. Starz puts on a wrestling clinic, constantly staying one step ahead of the inexperienced Bahama. Armbar by Starz. Bahama reverses to a half nelson. Starz reverses that into a fireman’s carry takedown and then a chinlock. Bahama twists and escapes. Dropkick by Bahama. Chop by Starz. Irish whip by Starz reversed by Bahama followed with a suplex. Bahama misses a leg drop. Starz bounces up, lifts him up, and back suplexes Bahama. A second back suplex by Starz. Bahama wildly charges. Starz sidesteps. Bahama bounces off the ropes and Starz delivers a Death Valley Driver. Cover. 1…2…3…and we’ve got a new champion.

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WINNER AND NEW BCEW CHAMPION: ‘THE ORIGINAL ROOKIE SENSATION’ STARZ N. STRIPES

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Justin Sufferable presents the belt to Starz N. Stripes and he and John McCain celebrate in the ring.As a dejected Bahama and Obama leave, Triple R and the Clinton Political Pitbulls suddenly jump them. While Hillary and Bill Clinton urge them on, James Carville, Terry McAuliffe, Mark Penn, and Harold Ickes overwhelm Bahama and Obama. ‘The American Screamer’ Howard Dean tries to get in and separate the two warring factions. Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi also wade into the fracas and restrain Obama. Hillary nods approvingly when Triple R plants Bahama through a table. Away from the scrum, Harold Ickes suddenly hauls off and smacks fellow Clinton Political Pitbull Mark Penn for no reason. They get separated. Dean, Reid, and Pelosi protects Bahama from further hurt.Triple R attempts to crash Starz N. Stripe’s celebration. Justin Sufferable nearly decapitates him with his crutch. Triple R wisely retreats.Hillary points at Obama and tells him ‘it’s not over. It’s not over by any stretch of the imagination. I’m going all the way and there’s nothing that you or anyone else can do to stop me.”

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From BCEW Night of Champions- 4/1/08
BCEW WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH- “Media Empress’ OPAL WINFREE © w/Opal’s Flock- New Age Sensitive Guy and Soccer Mom and Barack Obama (Progressive Alliance) vs. KATHRYN RANDALL COLLINS aka…KRC w/Hillary Clinton and the Clinton Political Pitbulls- James Carville and Terry McAuliffe (Progressive Alliance
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The tension is already high as Opal’s Flock and Barack and HRC and her Political Pitbulls taunt each other. Suave: “Something tells me the referee is going to have a hard time keeping this one under control.” The bell rings and both lock up in the middle of the ring. Opal seems to be moving a little slower as she’s put on a few pounds since the last time we saw her in action. The match is slow going with the excitement going on outside the ring. Small skirmishes break out between New Age Sensitive Guy/Obama and Carville/McAuliffe ringside. The match starts with both women slowly circling around. Suave: “There’s a lot of bad blood in the air right now.” KRC hits a suplex and goes to work on Winfree. Double elbow. European uppercuts. She goes for a suplex and gets reversed. KRC elbows her way out and hits a hot shot to Winfree. She goes for a pin fall but the Women’s champion kicks out. Winfree connects with punches but is reversed by KRC. Drop toe hold followed by more European uppercuts. KRC hits some kicks and again goes for a pin. Two count.

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Hillary shouts at the referee about a ‘slow count.’ Opal applies a chin lock. She pushes KRC down. Collins manages to get to her feet and walks into a side suplex followed with a high knee drop and a pin attempt. Carville races across the ring and breaks the count. New Age Sensitive Guy tackles Carville and they flail away at each other. KRC holds on to Opal with a borderline choke hold. The champion tries to hit a couple elbows and is whipped into the corner and collides with the turnbuckle. Hillary motions for the Political Pitbulls and all hell breaks loose. Carville and McAuliffe hold Opal while KRC batters her in the corner. Soccer Mom shouts “IT’S FOR THE CHILDREN!” and kicks Carville in the groin. New Age Sensitive Guy apologizes to McAuliffe and then pastes him with a steel-folding chair. Opal suddenly power bombs KRC and then climbs up on the top turnbuckle. Hillary runs over and pushes her off.

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Barack races over and argues with Hillary. The leader of the Progressive Alliance, ‘The American Screamer’ Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid run down to the ring and try to restore order. KRC grabs the chair and cracks it over Opal’s head. Collins then sets the champion up for her finisher- the ‘Politics of Personal Destructor.’ Suave: “This could be it. We could have another title change here and- HOLY CRAP! IT’S ARIANNA HUFFINGTON AND THE ANGRY LEFT WING BLOGGERS……AGAIN!” Huffington wades through the conflagration and distracts KRC. Collins pauses. Arianna blows powder into KRC’s eyes and blinds her. She loses her balance and Opal lands on top of her. One…two…three.

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WINNER AND STILL BCEW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: “Media Empress” OPAL WINFREE (Progressive Alliance)

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Dean, Pelosi, and Reid form a line of demarcation between Barack and Hillary supporters. Bill Clinton comes down and starts jawing at Barack again. Suave: “We are at Defcon freakin’ 1. It could blow open at any time.” Starz N. Stripes and O’Beck Bahama make their way to the ring for the final match of the night. More pushing and shoving between the Obama/Clinton factions as Dean desperately tries to cool things off.

BCEW TITLE MATCH- “The Original Rookie Sensation” STARZ N. STRIPES © w/Lindsay Graham (American Patriots) vs. “The New Rookie Sensation” O’BECK BAHAMA w/Barack Obama (Progressive Alliance)

Both men shake hands as a sign of respect. The bell rings. Starz and Bahama lock up. And Triple R runs in and belts Bahama in the back. Dean, Pelosi, and Reid are swallowed by the scrum as the Left Wing Bloggers surge ahead and engage the Clinton Political Pitbulls. Triple R kicks away at Bahama. Triple R then turns and takes a couple shots at the BCEW champion. Suave: “IT’S TOTAL PANDEOMONIUM HERE!” Triple R wails away at Starz in the corner. Big Oil shows up out of nowhere. Suave: “BIG OIL’S OUT HERE TO EVEN THE ODDS!” The big guy rumbles into the ring. He looks at Triple R. He looks at Starz. He lifts Starz up and chokeslams him to the canvas. Suave: “WHAT? BIG OIL JUST CHOKESLAMMED THE BCEW CHAMPION! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?” Triple R nods and piledrives Bahama. Then both men throw Starz and Bahama out of the ring. Suave: “WHY? WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?” MAN’S VOICE: “I’ll tell you.”The Innovator of Extreme Broadcast Excellence Rush Limbaugh saunters out and joins Big Oil in the ring. Limbaugh: “That’s right. It is I. El Rushbo. The Massrushbi. Talent on loan from God. I’m behind this.” Suave can’t believe it. Limbaugh explains that sometimes, in order to further your agenda you have to make business decisions that involve getting involved with people you wouldn’t normally associate with. Suave: “Huh?” Limbaugh: “Tonight, my friends. You’ve watched my plan come together with the beginning of a new and unique alliance with one single goal- promoting Hillary Clinton as the Progressive Alliance’s nominee for BCEW CEO.” Suave: “WHAT?” Limbaugh: “That’s right. Tonight, you have witnessed the birth of the CHAOTIC ALLIANCE OF CONVENIENCE!” Big Oil and Triple R raise each others arm. Suave: “I DON’T BELIEVE IT. I DON’T BELIEVE IT!” Limbaugh joins Big Oil on one side and Hillary joins Triple R on the other. Suave: “I DON’T BELIEVE WHAT I’M SEEING! BIG OIL! TRIPLE R! THE TWO BIGGEST A-HOLES IN BCEW HAVE JOINED TOGETHER IN AN UNHOLY ALLIANCE TO GET HILLARY CLINTON THE PROGRESSIVE ALLIANCE NOMINATION!

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From BCEW Keystone State Khaos- The Moment of Truth- 4/22/08
BCEW WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH- ‘Media Empress’ OPAL WINFREE © w/Barack Obama and Opal’s Flock- Soccer Mom and New Age Sensitive Guy (Progressive Alliance) vs. KATHRYN RANDALL COLLINS…KRC w/Hillary Clinton and the Clinton Political Pitbulls- James Carville and Terry McAuliffe (Progressive Alliance)

Suave: “Well, the ‘American Screamer’ Howard Dean has decreed that the Obama and Clinton sides are to keep away from each other and not interfere. We’ll see how long that lasts.” Hillary claps her hands to urge KRC on. In between bites of his waffles, Barack tells Opal to be audacious for hope…or something to that effect. The bell rings and both women come out circling each other. Single leg take down by KRC followed with an arm bar. KRC wrenches the arm and then grapevines the legs for an early submission attempt. Opal uses her strength to power out. Quick sequence of chain wrestling with neither woman gaining the advantage. KRC launches herself into the ropes and ducks a lariat. Coming off the other ropes, Opal catches her and hits a sit down slam. KRC quickly scurries from the ring. The crowd cheers their approval.

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KRC confers with Hillary and then goes back to work. Lock up in the middle. Opal grabs an arm bar and pushes KRC into the corner. Whip across to the other corner. Opal goes for the splash but KRC ducks out of the way. Opal staggers back. Missile drop kick by KRC backs her up. Missile drop kick #2 nearly takes her off her feet. Missile drop kick #3 finally does. KRC climbs the turnbuckle. Obama puts his plate of waffles down and starts pounding his hands on the mat. KRC suddenly loses her balance and crotches herself on the top turnbuckle. HRC is livid and starts shouting at Barack. Barack: “I was just trying to cheer my wrestler on!” Hillary doesn’t buy it and the Clinton Political Pitbulls begin to confer. Opal suplexes KRC. Running bulldog to one end. Running bulldog back to the other. Belly to belly suplex. KRC grabs the rope but Opal is too strong and hits a third belly to belly. Opal climbs the turnbuckle. Hillary wheels around and she starts pounding on the canvas. Opal sees her and hesitates. KRC scrambles up and face plants her from the top rope. Suave: “HOLY CRAP!”

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Barack screams at Hillary. Hillary: “I was just urging my wrestler on!” Opal’s Flock- Soccer Mom and New Age Sensitive Guy, start to jaw and point at the Clinton Political Pitbulls- McAuliffe and Carville. KRC slaps on the Boston Crab. She wrenches Opal’s legs backwards and BCEW Women’s champion is in a world of hurt. Opal paws at the ropes and towards Barack. Obama puts the plate down on the canvas. Opal stretches out to grab the plate. She gets closer…closer…and finally she latches on to it. Opal breaks the hold by breaking the plate on KRC’s face. Hillary: “What the hell is that?” Opal still not in good shape. KRC gets the plate and breaks it over her head. Suave: “WE COULD HAVE A NEW CHAMPION! OPAL WINFREE IS IN BIG TROUBLE!” KRC leads Winfree to the corner and guides her up the turnbuckle. Suave: “She’s setting the champion up the superplex!” KRC has her set. Suddenly, Opal counters with a top rope DDT. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! DID YOU SEE THAT? SHE JUST KILLED KRC!” Opal covers…and holds on to the title.

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WINNER AND STILL BCEW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: “Media Empress” OPAL WINFREE

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Hillary fumes as Barack celebrates with Winfree. Bill Clinton joins Hillary and wags his finger at the referee. Bill Clinton: “I don’t think we have to put up with this @#$#.

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From BCEW Hoosier House Party- 5/6/08
‘The New Rookie Sensation’ O’BECK BAHAMA w/Barack Obama, Arianna Huffington and the Angry Left Wing Bloggers-Daily Kos, Media Matters For America, Eric Alterman (Progressive Alliance) vs. ‘The Angry Highway Warrior’ TRIPLE R w/Hillary Clinton and the Clinton Political Pitbulls- James Carville, Terry McAuliffe, The Chaotic Alliance of Convenience- Rush Limbaugh, Big Oil w/Texas Tex

Suave: “Well? Here we go again.” The bell rings and Triple R charges at Bahama. Bahama slidesteps out of the way and Triple R crashes into the turnbuckle. Daily Kos reaches over and delivers a couple cheap shots. Kicks to the back by Bahama on Triple R drops him down to a sitting position. Daily Kos and Media Matters grab a leg and crotch Triple R against the ring post. Bahama climbs up the turnbuckle and hits a 450 splash. Cover. 2-count. Bahama pushes Triple R back into the corner where the Left Wing Bloggers again interfere. Standing drop kick by Bahama. Wicked chops follow leaving red welts on Triple R’s chest. DDT. Cover. Triple R kicks out at 2. Whip into the ropes, belly to belly Suplex by Bahama. Again, a cover. This time, Carville and McAuliffe hit the ring and stop the count.

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Triple R whips Bahama into his corner. Bahama tries to move. Big Oil grabs both legs, freezing him in place. Spinning heel kick by Triple R nearly decapitates Bahama. Cover. 2 count. Triple R tosses Bahama over the top rope into the clutches of the Political Pitbulls. Suave: “That’s not a good place to be.” Carville and McAuliffe attack. They hold Bahama up and Big Oil hits a running clothesline. Arianna Huffington screams at the Clinton Cabal. Finally, the Angry Left Wing Bloggers attack on both sides and it’s a mess.

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Bahama stumbles out of the scrum. Triple R staggers out a couple seconds later. Triple R sets his sights on Bahama. The Rev. Jeremiah Wright runs in with a chair, again, but this time Barack Obama cuts him off at the pass. Obama sends Rev. Wright back to the locker room. Triple R grabs Bahama and throws him back into the ring. Big Oil also emerges from the scrum and he climbs into the ring. Triple R suplexes Bahama. Body slam. Bahama in trouble. Triple R whips him into the ropes, another body slam. Triple R then gestures to Big Oil to ‘finish him.’ Big Oil picks up Bahama and chokeslams him. Hillary climbs up on the ring apron. Limbaugh also comes up close to watch on the other side. Triple R goes for the cover. 1…2… Suave: “NO! HE KICKED OUT!” Triple R is furious. He directs Big Oil to deliver another chokeslam. Big Oil picks Bahama up…and throws him into Triple R, driving them both into the ropes. Suave: “WHAT IS HE DOING?” Texas Tex throws in a chair for Big Oil. Big Oil winds up. Limbaugh suddenly pulls Bahama out of the way and Big Oil clocks Triple R with the chair. Suave: “HOLY CRAP!” Hillary can’t believe what just happened. Chokeslam follows. Big Oil puts Bahama on top for the cover. Hillary tries to keep the referee from counting the pin. No avail. The Angry Left Wing Bloggers keep the Clinton Political Pitbulls at bay. 1…2…3.

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WINNER: O’BECK BAHAMA w/Barack Obama

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Limbaugh gets into the ring and says this whole thing was a work. He only supported Hillary to disrupt the Progressive Alliance and produce the weakest candidate possible to face the American Patriots John McCain in the fall for PCW CEO. Limbaugh: “I only wanted to keep the divisive fight going between Obama and Clinton. Now I believe that Barack Obama is the weakest candidate of the Progressive Alliance. Operation Chaos is an unmitigated success!” With that, Limbaugh leaves a stunned Hillary Clinton mouthing ‘why?’

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*YEEEEEEEE-AHHHHHHHHHHHH!*

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The leader of the Progressive Alliance, ‘The American Screamer’ Howard Dean, enters the ring and inspects the carnage. He looks at Hillary. Dean: “I think we’ve seen just about enough.” Dean leaves with Hillary following right behind. Hillary: “Howard! Wait! It’s not over yet. I can still win this.”Triple R comes to. He sees Big Oil and Texas Tex standing by the guardrail, waiting for his match against PCW Champion Starz N. Stripes. He grabs a chair and attacks Big Oil. Chairshot. Chairshot. Texas Tex tries to intervene and gets leveled by a chairshot. More chairshots on Big Oil, who wilts to the ground. Suave: “HE’S SNAPPED! TRIPLE R IS FURIOUS AND HE’S BEATING THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF BIG OIL!” Triple R takes Texas Tex’s golden money belt and wraps it around Big Oil’s throat. Suave: “HE’S CHOKING HIM!” Several referees come down to try and pry Triple R off Big Oil. Triple R takes them all out with chairshots and then chokes Big Oil with the money belt again.PCW Champion Starz N. Stripes arrives for his match. Triple R sees him and drags Big Oil over to the ring. He rolls him inside and then climbs up the turnbuckle. Suicide dive. Triple R: “He’s all yours.”

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PCW TITLE MATCH: STARZ N. STRIPES © (American Patriots) vs. BIG OIL w/Texas Tex (American Patriots)

Starz sticks his boot on Big Oil’s chest. 1…2…3.

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WINNER AND STILL PCW CHAMPION: STARZ N. STRIPES

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Suave: “RUSH LIMBAUGH DOUBLE CROSSES HILLARY. THE CLINTON CABAL MAY BE TOAST! ONE MONTH TO GO BEFORE THE FINAL PCW PAY PER VIEW OF THE SEASON- LOOSE CANNONS UNLEASHED 4!”

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From PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed 4- 6/9/08
PCW TITLE MATCH: ‘The Original Rookie Sensation’ STARZ N. STRIPES © w/John McCain (American Patriots) vs. ‘The New Rookie Sensation’ O’BECK BAHAMA w/Barack Obama (Progressive Alliance)

Suave: “This is it. O’Beck Bahama has come a long way in his very short time here PCW. Does he have enough experience behind him to pull off the win over Starz N. Stripes tonight? Or is Starz still a couple steps ahead of him.” Charlene Ann Beckworth does the full ring introductions for both wrestlers. Bahama and Starz also shake hands in the ring. The bell rings.

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A little staredown and then O’Beck shoves Starz right out of the box. Starz smiles and they circle around each other before locking up. Starz hits a bodyslam and Bahama retreats to the corner to slow things up. Both men stare each other down again. Another lockup, this time O’Beck pushes Starz into the corner and uncorks a wild right hand that the PCW champion easily ducks. Starz with a side headlock. Bahama shoots him into the ropes but Starz hangs onto them. Bahama aggressively chases down Starz and attempts to cut him off. Starz slides out of the ring and takes a walk.Starz back in and they lock up yet again. Bahama pushes Starz into the corner and delivers the boots to the gut. Out of nowhere, Starz stiffs him with a jarring right hand that sends O’Beck flying across the ring and out to the floor. Starz slingshots himself out of the ring and crushes Bahama against the steel barricade. Irish whip into the barricade on the other side. Starz throws Bahama back in the ring. Irish whip from Starz. Starz ducks for a backdrop but Bahama turns it into a neckbreaker. Bahama starts laying in right hands and sends Starz out this time through the ropes. Starz back up on the apron. Bahama charges into him and sends the PCW champion flying off the apron and onto a table. O’Beck wastes no time in climbing the top rope and putting Starz through the table. Crowd: “PCW…PCW!” Starz crawls out of the wreckage but Bahama follows up with a suplex. Suave: “The New Rookie Sensation is on his A game tonight. Starz could be in big trouble.” Suave also notes that both Obama and McCain have stayed clear of interfering in the match.

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Bahama puts Starz in the abdominal stretch. Starz powers out of it into a hip toss. Bahama presses the attack, grabbing a nearby steel folding chair and waffling the champion in the face with it. Starz thrown in the ring. Bahama goes for the win. Suave: “1...2…NO! STARZ SOMEHOW KICKS OUT!!” Bahama can’t believe it and goes for another cover. Starz kicks out again. Bahama goes for a piledriver. Starz gets his feet back down and flips the New Rookie Sensation behind him. Running power bomb takes the air out of Bahama. Starz covers. Suave: “1...2...OBAMA PUT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES!!” McCain shouts something over to Obama. Starz hits another running power bomb. This time, Obama gets up on the apron and distracts the referee just as Starz rolls him up. Suave counts to at least a five-count, but the referee is talking with Obama. Bahama hits another neckbreaker out of nowhere. The referee counts to two before the champion gets a shoulder up in time. Suave: “WHAT A MATCH! THIS IS THE BEST BAHAMA HAS LOOKED YET!”

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Bahama climbs to the top rope but Starz crotches him on the top turnbuckle. Bahama tied in the tree of woe. McCain throws Starz a chair. Baseball slide and Bahama is potatoed with the chair. Roll up. Obama again pulls the referee’s attention away. McCain slams his hands on the canvas in frustration. Starz releases the hold. Suave: “Barack Obama again saves O’Beck Bahama from…WAIT A MINUTE! HERE COMES JOE LIEBERMAN!” Lieberman and Obama continue their debate from earlier in the night. Bahama gets up and sees Obama arguing with Lieberman. He turns his back on Starz and leans across the ropes. Starz slaps on the American Stars Double Fuji Bar submission hold and drives Bahama to the canvas. The referee is right there. Obama can’t get past Lieberman. O’Beck taps out.

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WINNER AND STILL PCW CHAMPION: ‘The Original Rookie Sensation’ STARZ N. STRIPES (American Patriots)

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From PCW Extreme Election Night 2008- 11/4/08
MSNBC’S KEITH OLBERMANN and RACHEL MADDOW (Progressive Alliance)vs. BILL O’REILLY of Fox News and ANN COULTER (American Patriots)vs. CNN’S LOU DOBBS and CAMPBELL BROWN (Independent)

Suave: “This is going to be fun!” The bell sounds. Immediately, Olbermann races across the ring and goes after O’Reilly. Coulter and Maddow hook up in the middle. Dobbs and Brown just hang out in their corner. O’Reilly throws Olbermann over the top rope to the floor. Olbermann gets right back up and pulls O’Reilly’s legs out from under him. He pulls him out of the ring and they start going at it. Olbermann rams O’Reilly's head into the railing. Clothesline. O’Reilly falls backward over the guardrail into the crowd. Olbermann climbs up the guardrail and lands a flying elbow on O’Reilly. Olbermann is handed a steel folding chair. *WHAP* Olbermann winds up again. *WHAP* O’Reilly kicks the chair into his face. Now O’Reilly with a chair. *WHAP* Olbermann spins like a slow moving top. Chair on the ground Suave: “DDT ON THE CHAIR! OLBERMANN’S BUSTED WIDE OPEN.” O’Reilly drags Olbermann up to the edge of the stage and heaves him over the edge, five feet below to the wooden floor. Suave: “O’Reilly’s set to jump. OH, WOW! OLBERMANN GOT HIS FOOT UP AND O’REILLY GOT A BOOT TO THE BALLS! THAT’S GOTTA HURT!” O’Reilly bent over at an angle. Olbermann grabs a dirty plate off a waitress tray and breaks it over O’Reilly’s head. Suave: “O’REILLY’S BUSTED OPEN NOW! OLBERMANN’S GOT A FORK…HOLY CRAP!” More blood spurts out from Olbermann jabbing the fork into O’Reilly’s forehead. Suave: “O’Reilly pounds the floor in agony! NO! OLBERMANN’S GOING FOR A PILEDRIVER ON THE WOODEN FLOOR!” Olbermann gets O’Reilly up. O’Reilly’s so tall though that Olbermann can’t keep his balance. Olbermann and O’Reilly both fall backwards and the MSNBC star catches his head on one of the chairs going down. Suave: “BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AND NOT MOVING VERY MUCH!”

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Dobbs and Brown lean over the ring ropes and watch the action.

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Suave: “Okay, if Dobbs and Brown are still in the ring, what happened to Coulter and Maddow…what...we’ve got a portable camera following them. Where? Oh…the bathroom. Might have guessed.” Maddow goes for the Irish whip. Coulter reverses and slingshots Maddow into the bathroom door. Maddow staggers back. Coulter atomic drops her. Coulter puts her hand under the soap dispenser. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! SOAP IN THE EYES! SOAP IN THE EYES! MADDOW CAN’T SEE!” Maddow tries to find the sink to wash her eyes out. Coulter takes her by the hair and heaves her at the bathroom door again. Trash can shot. Maddow’s bleeding now. Coulter takes a step forward and slips on the soap on the floor. Her legs fly out from under her and the back of her head hits hard on the floor.

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Olbermann slams O’Reilly into the steps leading up to the second floor. O’Reilly had just set up two tables just below the edge of the second floor. O’Reilly kicks Olbermann in the chest and sends him flying. O’Reilly with an empty beer bottle. Swings…misses. Olbermann low blows O’Reilly and swats the beer bottle away. Olbermann jumps on O’Reilly’s back and deliberately tries to choke him out.

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Maddow in control in the women’s room. She goes to the soap dispenser and covers her hand in soap. Then she sticks it in Coulter’s mouth. Coulter gags and desperately tries to remove Maddow’s hand from her mouth. Finally, she bites down hard on the hand and Maddow yelps. Coulter reaches the sink and tries to wash out the soap taste. Maddow grabs her arm and whips her into a stall. She charges to follow up. Coulter kicks the stall door shut on Maddow’s face. Maddow pulls herself up and tries again. Same result. This time, Maddow grabs the trash can and heaves it over the wall into the stall. Then she charges in and flails away at Coulter. Maddow grabs Coulter by the hair and slams her face into the wall. Then the other wall. She takes the porcelain cover off the commode and plasters it over Coulter’s head. Coulter’s eyes roll up into her head and she slides to the bathroom floor. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! I THINK SHE JUST KNOCKED HER OUT!” Maddow stumbles out of the stall and falls on the soap spot on the floor. She crawls to the door and exits the bathroom.

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Dobbs and Brown continue to hang out in the ring. Dobbs: “See? What’d I tell you?”

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Suave: “Maddow coming back towards the ring…oh, no. WHAT THE HELL IS O’REILLY AND OLBERMANN DOING ON THE SECOND FLOOR?” O’Reilly and Olbermann, both extremely battered and exhausted, try desperately to get the upper hand. Left by O’Reilly. Right by Olbermann. Left by O’Reilly. Right by Olbermann. Right by Olbermann. O’Reilly backs up to the railing overlooking the first floor. Left by O’Reilly misses. Right by Olbermann. Kick by Olbermann. Right by Olbermann. Olbermann then backs up a few steps. Suave: “Oh, no. This can’t end good.”
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Olbermann runs towards O’Reilly. Clothesline. O’Reilly up and over the railing but he grabs Olbermann’s arm and pulls him with him. Both men fall twenty feet down through the two tables set up below. Suave: “HOLY CRAP!” Crowd: “HOLY S***!...HOLY S***!” Suave: “I DON’T BELIEVE IT! OLBERMANN AND O’REILLY JUST FELL TWENTY-FIVE FOOT THROUGH TWO TABLES!” Crowd: “THIS IS AWESOME! (clap clap clap-clap-clap)…THIS IS AWESOME! (clap clap clap-clap-clap)” O’Reilly and Olbermann aren’t moving in the wreckage of the two tables. The referee immediately calls for Nurse Nellie and the PCW Clean up Crew.

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Maddow staggers out on the floor. Crowd: “SHE’S HARDCORE!...SHE’S HARDCORE!” Suave: “MADDOW’S BACK OUT…AND SHE’S A MESS.” Maddow somehow makes it back to the ring and crawls back in. Crowd: “SHE’S HARDCORE!...SHE’S HARDCORE!” She stands back up…and falls right back down. Dobbs looks at Brown. Brown walks over. Roll up. 1…2…3.

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WINNER: CNN’S LOU DOBBS AND CAMPBELL BROWN (Independent)

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Suave: “THAT’S IT! LOU DOBBS AND CAMPBELL BROWN PLAY IT SMART AND LET OLBERMANN AND O’REILLY AND MADDOW AND COULTER DESTROY EACH OTHER!” Nurse Nellie and the PCW Clean up Crew attend to Olbermann and O’Reilly. Suave: “It’s going to take a few minutes to clean this up. And I hope someone is checking on Ann Coulter in the bathroom.”

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From PCW Extreme Election Night 2008- 11/4/08 Carolina Catfight: ELIZABETH DOLE (American Patriots)vs. KAY HAGAN (Progressive Alliance)

At the bell, both women charge each other and meet in the middle. Single leg takedown by Dole. Hagan forces her way up and they roll around in the ring. Suave: “CATFIGHT!...CATFIGHT!” Snap mare takeover by Hagan. Rake of the eyes follows, then neckbreaker. Hagan goes for the quick cover. Dole kicks out at one. Hagan sweeps the leg and dumps Dole back on the canvas. Leg drop doesn’t find its mark as Dole rolls out of the way. Dole chops Hagan. Hagan chops right back. Irish whip by Dole, Hagan reverses and send Dole into the corner turnbuckle. Hagan charges. Dole moves and Hagan rams into the corner. Dole rolls her up. 1…2… Hagan rolls through. 1…2… Dole kicks out. Hagan sends Dole into the corner. Headlock. Dole powers out and whips Hagan off the ropes. Single leg takedown. Hagan bounces right back up and dropkicks Dole.
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They lock up again. Hagan hip tosses Dole. Leg drop. Hagan sits on Dole and wrenches her neck back. Dole tries to escape. Hagan bounces her head off the canvas. Dole fights up again but Hagan throws her through the ropes and out. Hagan climbs the corner turnbuckle. Suave: “TOP ROPE MISSILE DROPKICK! WOW! THAT NEARLY DECAPITATED DOLE.” Hagan on the offensive. She whips Dole into the steel guardrail. Dole staggers up and then gets clotheslined over the guardrail. Crowd: “PCW…PCW!” Hagan pulls Dole back up and drapes her over the guardrail. Guillotine leg drop flips Dole back over the guardrail and lands on the floor. Suave: “WHAT A MOVE BY HAGAN. DOLE’S IN REAL TROUBLE NOW!” Hagan drags Dole to the ring and rolls her in. Hagan to the top rope. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! 180 SPLASH! Hagan for the cover! One. Two. Th- TWO PEOPLE IN ROBES HAVE HIT THE RING- WAIT A MINUTE, IT’S THE PIOUS PAIR, IT’S THE GOD SQUAD!” Rev. James Dobson and Rev. Pat Robertson pull Hagan off Dole and drag her out of the ring. Rev. Robertson holds a Bible up high. Rev. Robertson: “Behold the good book shall smite-ith down our enemies!” *WHAP* Suave: “HOLY CRAP! HE JUST CLOBBERED HAGAN WITH THE BIBLE! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ALL ABOUT?” Rev Dobson: “This is the price you pay when you consort with Godless Americans!” Dobson takes the ribbon that’s used to bookmark the Bible and wraps it around Hagan’s throat. Suave: “AW COME ON! YOU CAN’T BE CHOKING SOMEONE WITH THE BIBLE! THAT'S JUST WRONG!” The God Squad roll Hagan back into the ring and then climb in themselves. Rev. Robertson drags Dole over and lays her on top of Hagan. 1…2… Suave: “NO! HAGAN KICKS OUT!” Rev. Robertson and Rev. Dobson can’t believe it. Again, they put Dole on top. 1…2… Suave: “NO! SHE KICKS OUT AGAIN!” Rev. Robertson jumps up and down angrily. Dole pulls herself up on the ring ropes. Rev. Robertson and Rev. Dobson stand Hagan up. Rev. Robertson again raises the Bible. Suave: “Oh, not the Bible belt again.” Robertson swings, Hagan steps aside, and he catches Dole flush in the face. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! HE HIT DOLE! HE HIT DOLE! HE HIT DOLE INSTEAD!” Rev. Dobson looks in horror at Rev. Robertson.

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Suave: “HAGAN FOR THE COVER. 1…2… NO! REV. DOBSON PULLS HER OFF LIDDY DOLE! WAIT! HERE COMES JOE BIDEN!” Biden, who’s been pretty much invisible since his botched promo a few weeks back, runs in and horse collars both Dobson and Robertson. Suave: “BIDEN DOUBLE CLOTHESLINES THE GOD SQUAD! HAGAN COVERS 1…2…3! SHE’S DONE IT!”

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From PCW Extreme Political TV- 11/25/08
NORM COLEMAN (American Patriots) vs. AL FRANKEN (Progressive Alliance)

Franken is fired up. Coleman sidesteps the initial charge and wastes no time attacking Franken’s bad leg. Suave: “Coleman with kicks to Franken and drives him down to one knee…LOW BLOW BY FRANKEN!” Franken does it a second time. Coleman’s turns white and tips over onto the canvas. Suave: “HOLY CRAP!” Franken flails on him. He pulls Coleman up by the hair and throws him through the ropes outside. Coleman topples out of the ring and onto the floor. Franken on the edge of the ring. Flying elbow. Coleman’s legs jerk up at impact and then slam back down. Franken again pulls Coleman up by the hair. Blatant choke. The referee tries to get in the middle but Franken isn’t letting go. Franken gets a chair. *CLANG* He takes out the referee. *CLANG* Down goes Coleman. Franken throws the chair down and again pulls Coleman back up. Chop across the chest. A second one. Franken whips Coleman into the steel guardrail. Coleman flips over the guardrail into the crowd. Suave: “This has been all Al Franken so far.”

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Franken is handed a cup of beer. Beer shot to Coleman. Cookie sheet is next. *WHACK* The cookie sheet is bent at a ninety degree angle after Franken uses it. The crowd parts and creates a corridor as Franken pushes Coleman towards the concession stand. Franken throws Coleman head first into the edge of the stand. Coleman finally fights back and pushes Franken away. He tries to fire some shots at Franken. Franken goes hammerlock and then reverses into a side headlock. Coleman reverses into an arm wringer. Franken can't break the hold so he punches Coleman in the mouth. Franken grabs a squeeze bottle full of ketchup and squirts it in Coleman’s eyes. Franken again chokes out Coleman. Suave: “Coleman’s taken a lot of punishment. How much more can he…say, what is Mark Ritchie doing over there with that rope?” Ritchie throws a rope over a beam and catches it on the other side. Franken drives Coleman towards Ritchie. Franken gets another chair. *CLANG* Coleman staggers. Franken pushes him down at Ritchie’s feet. Ritchie loops the rope around Coleman’s feet. He pulls the rope on the other side and Coleman goes into the air feet first. Suave: “Well, this can’t be good.” Franken gets a chair, winds up, and whacks Coleman with it. Suave: “COLEMAN’S STRUNG UP LIKE A HUMAN PINATA AND FRANKEN’S GOING TO BEAT THE STUFFING OUT OF HIM! *CLANG* HOLY CRAP! *CLANG* The crowd roars. Suave: “A THIRD SHOT. COLEMAN’S A SITTING DUCK…OR A HANGING DUCK…OR WHATEVER…AND HERE COMES TIM PAWLENTY!” Pawlenty runs down and swipes the chair from Franken. *CLANG* Franken staggers backwards. Mark Ritchie makes a run at Pawlenty. *CLANG* And falls backward as well. Franken gets up and charges again. *CLANG* Franken pirouettes and then collapses. Suave: “TIM PAWLENTY CLEANS HOUSE. HE’S CUTTING DOWN COLEMAN AND I DON’T THINK COLEMAN KNOWS WHERE HE’S AT RIGHT NOW!” Pawlenty guides Coleman back towards the ring. Franken gets up a few seconds later. He stumbles towards the ring.

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Coleman barely can make it over the steel guardrail. Franken gets his second wind and leaps the guardrail onto Coleman. Again, Franken flails wild punches. Franken pulls him back up. Drop toehold onto a chair. Coleman’s forehead is busted open again. Franken powerbombs Coleman through the timekeeper’s table. Franken stomps on him. He drags Coleman back up and takes him to the ring. Franken rolls Coleman in and climbs the ropes. Coleman gets up. Franken hits a missile drop kick from the top rope sending him right back down. Franken snapmares him into the corner. Huge knee strike. Franken again up top, double axehandle to Coleman. Coleman throws wild punches that miss by several miles. Clothesline by Franken. He covers. 1…2..no, two count. Franken stomps him repeatedly. Franken picks someone up the top turnbuckle. Superplex from the top rope. Cover 1…2…NO! Coleman’s foot is on the ropes. Franken getting a little frustrated. He yanks Coleman back in the ring and climbs up the top turnbuckle. Swanton splash by Franken! ONE… TWO…NO! Suave: “I thought Franken got him. But Coleman kicks out just in time.” Franken sets up for the Piledriver, but Coleman rolls through! Franken takes Coleman up top. Coleman fights off Franken. Half Nelson Suplex by Franken! Another cover. 1…2…again, Coleman kicks out. Franken slams his fist into the canvas. Small package by Franken. Suave: “FRANKEN ROLLS HIM UP. 1…2…3-NO! COLEMAN ROLLED HIM OVER! 1…2…3! HE’S DONE IT!

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WINNER: NORM COLEMAN

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Franken stands in middle of the ring in complete disbelief. Suave: “FRANKEN CAN’T BELIEVE IT! HE HAD HIM!” Franken stands in the ring with his arms outstretched. Suave: “HE COMPLETELY HAD HIM! FRANKEN HAD HIM PINNED BUT SOMEHOW, COLEMAN ROLLED FRANKEN OVER AND HE GETS THE WIN!” Franken looks over at Coleman. Coleman’s celebrating. An enraged Franken hits Coleman from behind and then throws him head first into the corner turnbuckle. He picks up the chair and jams it into the back of Coleman’s left knee. Coleman falls backward to the canvas. Suave: “FRANKEN’S SNAPPED! HE’S PISSED AND NOW SLAMMING THAT STEEL CHAIR INTO COLEMAN’S KNEE!” Three shots in a row. Tim Pawlenty hits the ring to stop him. Franken blasts him with the chair and sends Pawlenty flying across the ring. Franken throws the chair down and puts Coleman’s leg through it. Suave: “WHAT IS HE DOING? FRANKEN CLIMBING TO THE TURNBUCKLE!” Franken jumps onto the chair. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! FRANKEN’S TRYING TO SNAP HIS LEG LIKE A TWIG!” Coleman grabs his knee and violently writhes in pain. Franken grabs the leg and spins. Coleman: AGGGGGHHHH! Suave: “FIGURE-FOUR! FIGURE FOUR!” Coleman slams the mat with his hands. Suave: “HE’S TRYING TO CRIPPLE COLEMAN…HERE COMES THE RIGHT WING BRIGADIERS!” Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham, and Ann Coulter hit the ring. Franken drops the hold and slides out of the ring. Suave: “TOO LATE, THOUGH. THE DAMAGE MAY ALREADY HAVE BEEN DONE!”

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From PCW Extreme Political TV from Juneau, Alaska- 12/7/08
#1 Contender for the PCW Title STARZ N. STRIPES (Independent) v. QUADRUPLE R w/Domination Inc. (Domination Inc.)

The bell rings. Suave: “HERE WE GO! QUADRUPLE R RACES OUT AND WILDLY SWINGS AND MISSES STARZ!” Crowd: “**** him up Star-rzzz, **** him up! clap-clap” Quadruple R again rushes at Starz. Starz oles him and quickly moves away from the Domination Inc. corner of the ring. Suave: “This is just not fair. One man against an organization.” McMann yells at Quadruple R to calm down and keep focus. Suave: “Quadruple R’s emotions can’t get the best of him, though.” Quad R shoots McMann a ‘look’ and again aggressively moves forward. They lock up for the first time. Quadruple R tries to drive him into the Domination Inc’s corner. Starz whips around and whips Quad R into the corner. Quad R slams his hand against the ring ropes in anger. Quad again charges and eats a boot. Starz suplexes him. Quad R quickly back up and gets arm dragged right back down. Again, Quad R up and again he’s arm dragged down. Again, Quad R shoots up and charges. A third arm drag takedown sends Quad R into a tizzy. He rolls out of the ring and pounds the ring in frustration.

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Mr. McMann confers with Big Oil, Kirk Walstreit, Kathryn Randall Collins and Daisy Cutter-Bomb. Then they redeploy. Big Oil goes to one corner. Kirk Walstreit to another. Daisy Cutter-Bomb to a third corner. KRC stays with Mr. McMann. Starz’s gaze flits from corner to corner to corner. Quadruple R back on the ring edge. Suave: “Starz is essentially surrounded now.”

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BACKSTAGE

Alaskan Sarah Palin goes to PCW CEO George W’s office. W and Dick are watching the action. Palin: “Guys, we can’t let this happen. Starz N. Stripes was a member of the American Patriots for over three years.” Dick: “He made his bed; he’ll have to sleep in it.”Quad R back in the ring. Starz stays very close to middle. Quad R him circles like a shark measuring his prey. They lock up again. Quad R gets the leverage and pushes him into Big Oil’s corner. Big Oil clubs Starz in the back and drives him down on the mat. Quad R attacks. Kicks to the gut. Kicks to the leg. The crowd again boos. Big Oil grabs Starz’s legs and crotches him on the steel ring post. Big Oil elbow drop on Starz’s leg. *CLANG* Suave: “SOMETHING JUST HAPPENED!” PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl Tessa Martin stands over Daisy Cutter-Bomb holding an oversized pizza box. Suave: “SHE’S BACK! IT’S THE EXTREME PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL TESSA MARTIN!” Big Oil and Quad R continue to work over Starz. Kirk Walstreit and Kathryn Randall Collins respond. They converge on Tessa and back her against the ring post. Another run-in behind Walstreit. Suave: “IT’S THE AMERICAN TRUCKER AND AVERAGE JOE!” They attack Walstreit and take him out of play. Tessa and KRC face off. A finger pokes KRC’s shoulder from behind. She turns. *WHAP* Suave: “IT’S TEQUILA SHEILA! SHE JUST BLASTED KRC WITH HER BLENDER!” KRC spins around. *CLANG* Pizza Box shot finishes her off. Tequila Sheila and Tessa high five.

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McMann angrily motions to Corporate Security, Rough Justice. They immediately makes a beeline for American Trucker, Average Joe, Tequila Sheila and Tessa Martin. Suave: “Oh, oh.”Average Joe throws Tequila Sheila out of the way. Ruff tasers Average Joe. American Trucker moves the PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl Tessa Martin behind him. American Trucker swings at Justice. Justice ducks and tasers him. Suave: “HOLY CRAP!” Tessa jumps on Justice’s back and tries to choke him out. Tequila Sheila tries to hit Ruff with her blender. Ruff swats Sheila away. Then he tries to taser Tessa. Tessa jumps off and pushes Justice into Ruff. Pizza box. *CLANG* Justice down. Ruff hits Tessa with the taser. She’s down. Ruff backs Tequila Sheila against the ring post. Ruff goes to taser Tequila Sheila *WHACK* He’s down. Suave: “IT’S THE ALASKAN PITBULL SARAH PALIN!” The crowd’s standing now. Palin stands over Ruff with her hockey stick.

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Mr. McMann: “PIN HIM! PIN HIM NOW!” Quad R pulls Starz out to the middle of the ring and covers. 1…2…no! Suave: “PALIN PULLED THE REF OFF! PALIN STOPPED THE COUNT!” Quad R is furious. He gets in the ref’s face and pushes him. McMann sends Whiskey Tango Foxtrot into the ring. Suave: “WATCH OUT!” Palin sees WTF in time and slides underneath the ring right into the grasp of Big Oil. Suave: “NO!” Palin’s trapped. Big Oil smiles. Then his face suddenly contorts in utter pain. Suave: “WHAT THE-…IT’S THE SIX FOOT TALL DEMOLITION MACHINE IN A SHORT SKIRT, DAWN McGILL!” McGill plants her stiletto heel right in Big Oil’s balls. Needless to say, Big Oil is incapacitated. *SWACK* Suave: “SINGAPORE CANE SHOT!” Big Oil’s out. Texas Tex gets in her way. *SWACK* Texas Tex gets out of her way. McGill immediately marches towards McMann who’s in a bit of a spot missing his corporate security and corporate enforcer. *SWACK* Bradley Scott Wilson Esq. eliminated. *SWACK* Corporate Richard Emerson Brantley III eliminated. McMann: “WHISKEY!” Whiskey Tango Foxtrot spins around and sees McGill pointing the cane at McMann. Quad R covers Starz again. The referee is out of position again. Quad R jumps up and shoves the ref down. He points at Starz and goes to cover again. Suave: “This is probably it…one…two…NO!” The crowd explodes. Suave: “HE KICKED OUT! I DON’T BELIEVE IT! AFTER ALL THAT, STARZ N. STRIPES KICKED OUT!” Quad R snaps. He starts kicking away at Starz. Quad R out of the ring. Grabs chair. Slides back in. *CLANG* *CLANG* Suave: “QUADRUPLE R’S LOST IT! STARZ CAN’T DEFEND HIMSELF! WAIT! HERE COMES THE RAVING REDNECK LOCKE AND LOADE!” Locke and Loade hit the ring. Loade snatches the chair. *CLANG* Suave: “HOLY CRAP! THAT STOPPED QUADRUPLE R IN HIS TRACKS! THERE HE GOES! REDNECK 4-D DEATH BLAST…YES!” A quick look over to Mr. McMann’s corner. He’s cowering. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot is on his knees with his hands covering his privates. And Dawn McGill doesn’t look very happy. Suave: “LOCKE ROLLS STARZ N. STRIPES OVER ON QUADRUPLE R! ONE…TWO…THREE! YES!”

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WINNER AND THE #1 CONTENDER FOR THE PCW TITLE: STARZ N. STRIPES

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Crowd: “PCW…PCW…PCW!” Suave: “AN INCREDIBLE MAIN EVENT FROM JUNEAU, ALASKA! STARZ N. STRIPES DEFIES THE ODDS AND STANDS UP TO THE CORPORATE POWER OF DOMINATION INC. WITH THE HELP OF AVERAGE JOE, THE AMERICAN TRUCKER, TEQUILA SHEILA, PCW EXTREME PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL TESSA MARTIN, RAVING REDNECKS LOCKE AND LOADE, AND DAWN McGILL! SEE YOU NEXT WEEK ON PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV!

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FAN’S CHOICE. THIS MATCH GARNERED THE MOST VIEWS BY FAR THIS YEAR.

From PCW Extreme Election Night 11/4/08

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Suave: “We don’t know when Bubba will come out and make the formal announcement but-…hold on. Why are the women from The View walking up the aisle? And…that’s Charlene Ann Beckworth, our ring announcer. Okay. Let’s go to the ring.”

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Charlene Ann: “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! OUR FIRST MATCH WILL BE A HANDICAP MATCH. THE SPECIAL REFEREE WILL BE BARBARA WALTERS! IN THIS CORNER, ELISABETH HASSELBECK! IN THE OTHER CORNER, WHOOPI GOLDBERG, JOY BEHAR, AND SHERRI SHEPHERD!” Suave: “Hey! It’s three against one, just like the TV show.”


The View Handicap Match-Special Referee Barbara Walters WHOOPI GOLDBERG, JOY BEHAR, SHERRI SHEPHERD (Progressive Alliance) vs. ELISABETH HASSELBECK (American Patriots)

Suave: “All right then. This is our special added attraction match.” The bell rings. Hasselbeck and Goldberg to begin. Suave: “I also question how ‘fair’ Barbara Walters is going to be in refereeing this match. Hasselbeck starts fast. She slams Goldberg down and lays the boots to her. Side headlock. Shepherd in to help Goldberg escape. Goldberg gets a leg trip and then an arm bar. Tag to Shepherd. Double ax smash and drop toehold. Hasselbeck whipped into the ropes. A shoulder block by Shepherd and then a cover for 2. A very quick 2 count. Hasselbeck momentarily glares at Walters and allows Shepherd to work her arm, tag to Goldberg and she continues works the arm. Hasselbeck reserves, Goldberg kicks her and then stun guns her off the ropes. Whip back into the corner and Hasselbeck gets mugged by both Behar and Shepherd. Spinning kick by Goldberg. She slams Hassebeck’s head to the mat repeatedly and then tags in Behar. Double team elbow drop to Hasselbeck and then Behar slaps a choke hold on her. Goldberg hits with kicks to Hasselbeck. Now Shepherd in and they triple team her. Hasselbeck sent to the corner. Shepherd goes for the splash. Hasselbeck moves. Behar eats a big boot. Hasselbeck throws her through the ropes to the floor. Goldberg and Hasselbeck trade shots. Hasselbeck off the ropes and charges. Shoulder block. Hasselbeck covers. 1…………2…… Shepherd finally pulls Hasselbeck off. Suave: “OH, COME ON!”

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Behar back in. She ties Hasselbeck up and then puts her in the STF. Walters asks Hasselbeck if she wants to quit. Hasselbeck screams no. Behar cinches it in even more. Walters asks her again. Same result. Behar releases the hold and Hasselbeck slumps to the canvas. Behar pulls her back up by the hair. Hasselbeck is woozy and wobbly. Suave: “Just end it already.” Pancake slam. Behar covers. Goldberg covers. Shepherd covers. Quick 3 count by Walters. Match over.

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WINNER: WHOOPI GOLDBERG, JOY BEHAR, SHERRI SHEPHERD

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Suave: “Well, considering it was three against one…actually…four against one if you count Barbara Walters…I thought Elisabeth held her-…HOLY CRAP! THEY’RE NOT DONE YET!” Goldberg and Shepherd hold Hasselbeck up. Behar slaps her and starts jawing. Behar slaps her again. She puts Hasselbeck back in the STF. Suave: “THAT’S ENOUGH! THAT’S ENOUGH!” Behar releases the hold. Goldberg and Shepherd drape her over the top rope and start choking her out. Suave: “YOU’VE WON THE MATCH. LEAVE HER-” A deafening cheer erupts. Suave: “IT’S SARAH PALIN!” The Alaskan Pitbull charges to the ring with her hockey stick. Immediately, Goldberg and Shepherd bail out of the ring leaving Behar behind. Crowd: “SARAH’S GOING TO KILL YOU! (clap clap clap-clap-clap) SARAH’S GOING TO KILL YOU! (clap clap clap-clap-clap) *THWACK* Suave: “HOLY CRAP! PALIN NAILS BEHAR WITH THE HOCKEY STICK!” Behar’s stunned and stumbles right back into Palin’s wheelhouse. *THWACK* Palin connects a second time and sends Behar over the top rope, pinwheeling to the floor. Suave: “SARAH PALIN CLEANS HOUSE!”

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Barbara Walters helps Behar to the back. Palin attends to Hasselbeck.

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FINALLY, THIS MATCH TRANSCENDS A TOP TEN. THIS IS THE GREATEST MATCH IN PCW HISTORY…ENJOY.

From PCW Extreme Election Night 2008- 11/4/08
PCW Championship Match: O’BECK BAHAMA w/Barack Obama (Progressive Alliance)vs. STARZ N. STRIPES © w/John McCain (American Patriots)

The referee calls for the bell. Suave: “Here we go!” Staredown as O’Beck and Starz circle each other. Starz smiles and they finally lock up. Starz goes for a bodyslam. Bahama reverses and pushes Starz to the ring ropes. Starz holds on to the ropes. Circling and staring again. Another lockup. O’Beck shoots Starz’s leg and takes him down. Arm drag into a wrist lock by Bahama. Into the corner. Starz unleashes a right hand that glances off Bahama. Bahama with a side headlock. Irish whip into the ropes. Back body drop by Bahama. Bahama shoots him into the ropes again but this time Starz hangs onto them. Starz slides out of the ring and takes a walk to confer with McCain. Starz back in and they lock up yet again. Bahama monkey-flips Starz and delivers the boots to the gut. Out of nowhere, Starz slaps on the American Star and Fuji Arm Bar submission hold. Suave: “THIS COULD BE IT!” Bahama grabs the ropes and hold on to them for dear life. The referee breaks the hold.

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Starz confers with John McCain. Bahama slingshots himself across the ring and crushes Starz against the steel barricade. Irish whip into the barricade on the other side. Another Irish whip from Bahama. He ducks for a backdrop but Starz kicks him in the mush. Starz starts laying in right hands and pushes Bahama out through the ropes. Bahama quickly climbs back up on the apron. Starz charges. Bahama ducks and back body drops the PCW champion over the ropes and through a ring table. Suave: HOLY CRAP!” O’Beck wastes no time in climbing the top rope and splashing Starz on the floor. Crowd: “PCW…PCW!” Starz crawls out of the wreckage but Bahama follows up with an Irish whip into the steel guardrail. Bahama grabs a chair and waffles Starz with it. Starz slumps to the ground. Bahama climbs the ring steps. Suave: “MISSILE DROP KICK FROM THE STEPS! STARZ CAUGHT IT FLUSH ON HIS JAW AND HE IS DAZED!” Bahama pulls Starz up. Superkick! Starz falls backwards and hits the floor hard. Barack Obama urges Bahama on. Bahama presses the attack, grabbing another steel folding chair and pastes the champion in the face with it. He throws the chair on the floor. Suave: “DDT ON THE CHAIR! THE PCW CHAMPION IS IN BIG, BIG TROUBLE. HE DOESN’T KNOW WHERE HE’S AT!” Bahama drags Starz back into the ring. Bahama goes for the win. Suave: “1...2…NO! BAHAMA GAVE HIM TOO MUCH TIME AND STARZ KICKS OUT!” Bahama goes for another cover. Suave: “NO! STARZ KICKS OUT AGAIN! BAHAMA MAY HAVE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE IN NOT TRYING TO PIN THE CHAMPION ON THE FLOOR!” Starz tries to fight back. Bahama lifts him for a jack-knife power bomb. Starz flips through and shoves the New Rookie Sensation into the ropes. Wild right by Starz misses badly. Bahama trips Starz and he lands throat first on the top ring rope. Running splash takes the air out of Starz. Bahama covers. Suave: “1...2...McCAIN SAVES HIM! McCAIN RAN OVER AND PUT THE CHAMPION’S FOOT ON THE ROPES!” Bahama drives Starz to the canvas with a running power bomb. The crowd begins to anticipate a possible title change. Suave: “THIS COULD BE THE NIGHT! BAHAMA COVERS…” A huge roar erupts. Suave: “IT’S SARAH PALIN! SHE’S IN THE RING! *THWACK* HOLY CRAP! *THWACK* OH! SHE NAILED BAHAMA WITH HER HOCKEY STICK!” Bahama staggers. Suave: “TINA FEY! TINA FEY’S OUT HERE! SHE GOES UP TO PALIN…SHE TAKES THE HOCKEY STICK AWAY. AND NOW, FEY’S LEAVING! PALIN’S CHASING HER.”

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Standing drop kick by Starz drives Bahama into the corner. Suave: “SARAH PALIN HAS TOTALLY CHANGED THE COMPLEXION OF THE MATCH!” An newly energized Starz throws lefts and rights. Snap mare take down. Enzuigiri by Starz and then a backpack stunner. Bahama blocks a suplex attempt but eats a flying knee. Starz charges and shoulder blocks Bahama into the ropes. Bahama walks right into a Ricola bomb. Cover. 1…2.. Bahama gets the shoulder up. Bahama gets crotched on the top rope and schoolboyed for another two. Starz goes for a Texas Cloverleaf but Starz rolls through it. Starz hits a Michinoku Driver. Starz hits a fireman’s carry takedown and then a chinlock. Bahama escapes the hold and pushes Starz back. Right by Bahama. Right by Starz. Right by Bahama. Right by Starz. Irish whip by Starz reversed by Bahama followed by another reversal. Bahama misses a leg drop. Starz back suplexes Bahama. Bahama wildly charges. Starz sidesteps. Bahama bounces off the ropes and Starz delivers a Death Valley Driver. Cover. Suave: “One…Obama breaks the count this time.” Starz hits a tilt-a-whirl suplex. Starz goes for a piledriver; Bahama kicks him low. Suave: “That’ll stop your momentum in a big hurry.” Bahama with rights. Irish whip into the ropes. Bahama ducks the lariat. Lou Thesz Press by Starz. He pummels Bahama on the canvas. Irish whip by Starz. Belly to belly suplex. Bahama bounces off the canvas. Suave: “STARZ WITH THE MOMENTUM AND…HE WANTS A TABLE!” McCain slides a table into the ring and Starz sets it up. Rights by Starz. Then he sets Bahama up. Suave: “HE’S LINING BAHAMA UP…” The PCW crowd roars again. Suave: “SARAH PALIN! .SARAH PALIN’S BACK OUT!…OR IS IT TINA FEY?” Palin climbs up to the ring apron. Suave: “I DON’T THINK STARZ’S SURE IF IT REALLY HER OR NOT.” McCain’s confused. Suave: “STARZ PULLS BAHAMA UP AND HOLDS HIM…HE’S TELLING PALIN OR FEY OR WHOMEVER TO GO AHEAD.” Palin swings. Bahama ducks. Starz catches the stick with his hand. He throws Bahama out of the ring. Suave: “STARZ IS PISSED. HE FLIPS HER INTO THE RING!” The crowd stands and cheers. Suave: “HE’S NOT! YES HE IS.” Starz powerbombs her through the table. Suave: “HOLY CRAP!” Tina Fey runs out dressed as Palin. She winks at Starz and leaves. Suave: “OH MY GOD! STARZ JUST POWER-BOMBED SARAH PALIN THROUGH A TABLE!” Starz looks at the unconscious Palin lying among the ruins of the table in abject disbelief. McCain is stunned. Starz checks on her. Bahama claws his way back into the ring and blindsides the distracted Starz from behind.

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Suave: “BAHAMA BACK ON THE ATTACK!” Kicks to the stomach. Rights by Bahama. Irish whip. Suave: “SOMERSET PLANCHA BY BAHAMA! BULLDOG BY BAHAMA! HE’S CALLING FOR A LADDER!” Obama slides a ladder in. Suave: “Bahama with Starz. DDT ONTO THE LADDER!” Crowd: “PCW…PCW!” Bahama puts the ladder over him and spins like a propeller and decks Starz. Bahama throws the ladder at Starz. Suave: “STARZ IS HURT AGAIN! HE FALLS BACK INTO THE CORNER!” Bahama places the ladder on Starz and goes to the opposite corner. He sprints across and plasters the ladder into the champ. Suave: “HOLY CRAP! THIS COULD BE IT!” Crowd: “This match rocks! This match rocks!” Suave: “BAHAMA GOING FOR THE PIN……IT’S JOE THE PLUMBER! JOE THE PLUMBER!” Joe the Plumber runs down and climbs on the ring apron. Bahama steps away from Starz and walks towards Joe the Plumber. Suave: “WHAT IS HE DOING? BAHAMA IS THIS CLOSE TO BECOMING THE PCW CHAMPION…WAIT A MINUTE! SOMEONE JUST RAN UP TO JOE THE PLUMBER!” A guy pulls Joe the Plumber off the edge of the ring and swings a tire iron at him. Suave: “IT’S KGO-SAN FRANCISCO RADIO HOST CHARLES KAREL BOULEY! HE SAID ON THE RADIO THAT HE WANTED TO KILL JOE THE PLUMBER. GUESS WHAT? HE’S TRYING TO KILL JOE THE PLUMBER!”

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*Def Leppard’s ‘Rock, Rock Til You Drop blares*

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A deafening noise drowns out the music. Suave: “YES! IT’S PCW’S EXTREME EQUALIZER- WHISKEY…TANGO…FOXTROT!” Crowd: “WHAT THE F***! WHAT THE F***!” Suave: “HE RUNS UP AND GRABS BOULEY!” WTF lifts and chokeslams Bouley on the floor. Suave: “CHOKESLAM! CHOKESLAM! JOE THE PLUMBER DOWN. SARAH PALIN DOWN. STARZ IS ABOUT DONE!” Bahama rolls up Starz. Suave: “ONE…TWO…NO! McCAIN BREAKS THE COUNT! McCAIN LITERALLY LEAPED ACROSS THE RING TO STOP THE REFEREE FROM COUNTING OUT STARZ!” Bahama climbs up the corner turnbuckle. 450 Splash on Starz. Again, he covers. Suave: “ONE…TWO…AGAIN! McCAIN AGAIN STOPS THE COUNT!” McCain stumbles back to his corner. Bahama picks up Starz and power bombs him. Cover. Suave: “ONE…TWO…NOOOOO! McCAIN AGAIN SAVES STARZ! UNBELIEVEABLE!” Obama pounds on the ring canvas. Everyone is standing up in the building. Suave: “THIS CROWD IS GOING NUTS! JOHN McCAIN HAS SAVED THREE PINFALLS! HOLD ON. BAHAMA WANTS A TABLE SET UP OUTSIDE THE RING.” Obama quickly sets up a table. Bahama picks up Starz. He runs towards the ropes and heaves him over. Starz destroys the table. Suave: “AWESOME BOMB! AWESOME BOMB! AWESOME BOMB! BAHAMA TO THE TOP ROPE. 45O SPLASH! HE COVERS. ONE…WAIT! WHAT’S DICK CHENEY DOING. HE RUNS INTO McCAIN…” The bell rings. Suave: “THAT WAS THE BELL? WAIT A MINUTE…CHARLENE ANN BECKWORTH IN THE RING.”

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Charlene Ann: “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THE WINNER BY PINFALL AND NEW PCW-” The deafening crowd drowned out the rest of what of Charlene Ann said. Suave: “HE DID IT! HE DID IT! O’BECK BAHAMA IS THE NEW PCW CHAMPION!” Crowd: “PCW…PCW…PCW…PCW!...” Suave: “LET’S LOOK AT THIS FROM ANOTHER VIEW. HOLY CRAP! McCAIN WAS TRYING TO GET OVER TO STARZ BUT DICK ACCIDENTLY TRIPPED HIM UP. THERE’S THE THREE COUNT.”

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BACKSTAGE

PCW Owner Bubba Jackson’s office. Bubba leaves the office and heads towards the ring escorted by the Westville police. Suave: “HERE’S COMES BUBBA JACKSON! IT’S TIME!”Crowd: “PCW…PCW…PCW…” Obama, Bahama, and the rest of the Progressive Alliance celebrate in the ring. Bahama holds up the PCW title belt. Suave: “WHAT AN INCREDIBLE MATCH! THIS MAY HAVE BEEN THE BEST MATCH IN PCW HISTORY! O’BECK BAHAMA DEFEATS STARZ N. STRIPES AND BECOMES THE NEW PCW CHAMPION”

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HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM PCW!!

UPCOMING SCHEDULE OF EVENTS:
1/8- PCW Newsline
1/12- PCW Newsline
1/13- PCW Extreme Political TV returns
1/15- PCW Newsline
1/19- PCW Newsline
1/20- PCW Night of Champions/Barack Obama Officially Installed as PCW CEO

PREVIOUS SHOWS AND NEWSLINES:
12/29 PCW’s Most Memorable Matches of 2008
12/26 PCW Newsline: Merry Christmas, The ‘Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave and his lifesize, cardboard cut-out of Shania Twain, ‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin
12/23 PCW Extreme Political TV Christmas- Hour Two: Rod Blagojevich is F****** Golden…Not, Rematch of PCW Title Match from PCW Extreme Election Night 2008
12/23 PCW Extreme Political TV Christmas- Hour One: Coleman/Franken Decision, Emily List, Rick Warren Appears
12/20 PCW Newsline- Joint Statement by PCW CEO George W. and PCW CEO-Designate Barack Obama re: Coleman/Franken Controversy
12/18 PCW Completely Deranged- Coleman/Franken Ends with Huge Controversy
12/16 PCW Extreme Political TV- Obama Names PCW Security Director, Caroline Kennedy? In PCW?, the Return of Jack and Bull Schett
12/15 PCW Newsline- 12/16 PCW Extreme Political TV Preview, 12/18 PCW Completely Deranged- Coleman vs. Franken III Preview
12/11 PCW Newsline- PCW Completely Deranged One Week Away, Domination Inc. Demands #1 Contender Match Be Thrown Out, Johnny Suave and Big Oil Have Altercation
12/8 PCW Newsline- 12/18 PCW Completely Deranged from Minnesota to be on P-SPAN, PCW Rocks Alaska, Joe Sixpacks, Dr. Bill Fractures His Other Ankle
12/7 PCW Roadshow Across America in Juneau, Alaska: ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido defends the TV title, Emily List vs The Eskimo Queen w/Sarah Palin, Starz N. Stripes vs. Quadruple R for the #1 contender’s spot
12/4 PCW Newsline-Breaking News: Coleman v. Franken Steel Cage Ladder Deathmatch set for 12/18, PCW-12/7 in Alaska, Saxby Chambliss (American Patriots) vs. Jim Martin (Progressive Alliance)
12/1 PCW Newsline- Domination Inc. Press Release, Profile- ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin

2 comments:

David Funk said...

LOL!!!!! Now that's entertainment value right there! You are real good at what you do.

Happy New Year to you and yours!

Swamp Pirate said...

Thanks. You, too.