Friday, October 31, 2008

10/30- PCW Newsline: 5 days to Extreme Election Night 2008

10/30 Newsline
The card is set for PCW Extreme Election Night 2008:
*Mixed Tag Team Three-Way Dance: Bill O’Reilly and ? from Fox News vs. MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann and ? vs. CNN’s Lou Dobb’s and ?
*Minnesota Street Brawl: Al Franken (Progressive Alliance) vs. Norm Coleman (American Patriots)
*Carolina Cat Fight: Elizabeth Dole (American Patriots) vs. Kay Hagan (Progressive Alliance)New Hampshire Intergender Match: Jeanne Shaheen (Progressive Alliance) vs. John Sununu (American Patriots)
*PCW Television Title Match: FUBAR © (Independent) vs. ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido (Progressive Alliance)
*PCW Tag Team Title Match: Jack and Bull Schett © w/Horst Schett and Hans Gruber- the Extreme German Schnauzer (Progressive Alliance) vs. Big Oil w/Texas Tex and Kirk Walstreit- the man with the man crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit (McMann Corp)
*PCW Women’s Title Match: ‘The Empress Queen of All Media’ Opal Winfree © w/Opal’s Flock- New Age Sensitive Guy and Soccer Mom (Progressive Alliance) vs. Kathryn Randall Collins aka KRC (McMann Corp)
*PCW Title Match: ‘The Original Rookie Sensation’ Starz N. Stripes © w/John McCain (American Patriots) vs. ‘The New Rookie Sensation’ O’Beck Bahama w/Barack Obama (Progressive Alliance)
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And PCW Owner Bubba Jackson will announce who will be the next CEO of PCW. Will it be 'The Natural' Barack Obama (Progressive Alliance)? Or will it be 'Straight Shootin'' John McCain (American Patriots)?
-PCW announced that there will be a ninth match at Extreme Election Night 2008 billed as a 'special attraction.' PCW is not giving out any more information on the match.
-'The 6 Foot Tall Demolition Machine in a Short Skirt' Dawn McGill suffered a sprained neck on PCW Extreme Political TV Tuesday night when the McMann Corporation's Kirk Walstreit- the Man with the Mancrush on ESPN's Kirk Herbstreit, Stock Market Plunged her into the canvas. McGill should only be out of action for a couple weeks.
-Also dinged up in the attack were the Raving Rednecks Locke and Loade. They report minor scrapes and bruising.
-Five days to go before Extreme Election Night. PCW will have daily updates and run down the matches leading up to Tuesday.

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