Wednesday, September 19, 2007

BCEW Returns

It's the return of BCEW. Coming soon: Loose Cannons Lock and Load 2.

Featuring:

BCEW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein attempts to interview Idaho Senator Larry Craig in a bathroom stall.

Union Jac (Progressive Alliance) faces off against Wal Martz.

Kid Rock and Tommy Lee meet up in a special 'Pam Anderson on a Stripper Pole' match.

The Progressive Alliance and American Patriots candidates for BCEW CEO participate in two 30 minute battle royales.

Main Event: Once and for all- the BCEW Champion is determined as the moderate and militant elements of the Progressive Alliance clash- Justin Sufferable vs. Triple R